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Halle Berry in a Lingerie Outfit Despite Being 100 of the Day

2016

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I won a small battle last night, for someone who doesn’t bother trolling the internet because I’ve said all I need to say to people, and prefer just announcing it here for no one to read or care, rather than on facebook or twitter, and that small battle is that I posted a picture of a virginal school girl pussy pastry that bleeds strawberry when you finger it…and someone reported it…but the people who police dick pics at Facebook, probably located in India, approved it…

You have to understand that I started up on this shit in 2001 where I didn’t have a site and I’d just troll people on Friendster until Friendster deleted my 4 times and I moved to myspace where I got deleted 4 times and then tried to start my own social network before facebook where I got deleted 4 times…but this latest account…I’ve had for 6 years…then there’s instagram…where I’ve been deleted 4 times…and each of those times, there was no negotiations, just done – all your fake friends are no more…even when on Myspace I had thousands of people into it…

But last night…we won!

All this to say, never tell a girl you’re hanging out with that you’ll suck the period bloat out of her ass…if you want her to have sex with you…even with her on her period because you’re a feminist and celebrate periods. Girl power.

LINKS….GO HERE!

Hot Girls Tugging on their Slutty Clothes
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Selena Gomez – Pudgy Chipmunk in a Bikini
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Chemical Brother’s Have a New Video…WIth Hard Nipples and Panty Danes in It
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Nicki Minaj Big Old Tits
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Should Emma Watson Spend a Week at a Migrant Camp?
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Miley Cyrus is WOrking with Woody Allen – Because She’s an Actor
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Epic Wind Tube Performer
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I want to Suck Georgia May’s Foote
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Veteran Plows with Modified Wheelchair
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Panther’s Fan Falls Out of Stands
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Naked Enough Ann Kathrin Brommel – the Soccer Wife
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Porn Chicks at Porn Conventions
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Kristen Stewart’s a Racist!
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Is Titanium Bulletproof
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2016

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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The Internet is So Mainstream….

Here are some stepLINKS…

Huge Fucking Tits
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Korean Girls Try To Open Their Eyes
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Guy Shoots Kid with an Airsoft Rifle
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Bella Thorne Braless
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Hollywood Scrambles for “TOP VICTIM” – Topless Julie Demply Says it’s Women..
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Bieber Tried to Bang Ariana Grande – It Didn’t Work
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Porn Stars at the AVNs
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Miley Cyrus is Reengaged…
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Panthers Fan Falls Out of Stand…
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Milla Jovovich in Red
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Shampooing Girls Hair PRank
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Rapper tries to Convince World is Flat
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Thigh Gaps!
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Emma Stone Hits ATM in Leggings
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Friends Reunion Happened
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Physicist Risks Life To Prove Law of Physics…
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Pippa Middleton in Spandex Ski Outfit
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Insanely Fast Pit Crew
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Maria Fowler Nipples
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Lauren Ridealgh in Lingerie…
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Some Shitty See Through to Her Bra…
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Mariah Carey Boobs
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Slut of the Day – in Shitty Pics
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100 Years of Cars
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Girls in Yoga Pants
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Chris Rock is Rewriting all His Jokes
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Cher Lloyd in a Mini Skirt
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Denise Richards is Suing Charlie Sheen…
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Blac Chyna is Fucking The Diabetes Out of Rob Kardashian, Even Though Her Baby Daddy, is Kylie Jenner’s Child Molester
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Gigi Hadid Street Walker
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Girls at the BEach
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Huge Dog Takes Vet for a Ride
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Lara Stone – Wet See Through
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Lia Marie Johnson Looks Good…
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Water Whore in a Red Bikini…
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30 Kitchen Fails
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Weird Cover of Adele’s Hello….By Some Gimmicky Fucking Australian Youtube Famous Band…They Used a Big Guitar Once…Assholes…
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The Underboob Pen Challenge
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Hilary Duff – Braless
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Eyebrows of the Day
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Elephant Protects Baby Elephant
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Selena Gomez Bikini
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Irina Shayk is Fucking Good…
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Andie McDowell Survived COACH
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Flashing a Kid at the Mall Prank
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Blonde Girl Masturabtes All Day
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So Many Slutty Cam Girls Who Get Naked For Free….It’s Addictive…You’ve Been Warned…
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Sex Toy So Solid it’s Plugged In
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Chinese Roadkill Buffet
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Intense Dry Fuck
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If Porn Comments were Lego
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Random TUMBLR POrn
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Naked in Paris
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Big Dumb Tits
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Cow Slaughter Fail
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Man Gives Birth
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Naked as Fuck Sluts in Naked Selfies – Naked Selfies of Sluts…
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2 Mexicans VS 6 Black Guys in some Race Wars
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2016

Jan

Behati Prinsloo Nipple of the Day

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Behati Prinsloo busted out her nipple on the runway – because she’s a real model…or at least enough of a model to land a rich and famous homosexual looking dude to marry her…and offer her life security….she just need to get knocked up like all the other Victoria’s Secret model…despite being knocked being gross but I guess further way to gt the brand to relate to the white trash that buy their product…while alienating them and making them feel like shit about themselves as they don’t look like Behati post pregancy, but this made in China or Indonesia or Vietnam panty set will allow her to role play that she does…weird…

All this to say she smells like Adam Levine, she could be spread eagled and all I’d think abotu is Adam Levine, I’m the kind of guy who gets turned off by chicks when I find ou who they’ve fucked…and he’s the gay disease….

I’ll still look because why the fuck not, it’s a nipple, let’s sexualize it before, during and after her Levine pregnancy…I have very little else going on in my life…

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2016

Jan

Kesha’s Amazing Grace Cover is LOLZ of the Day

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Kesha, who I guess took the money sign out of her dumb fucking name, was created by a serious producer named Dr Luke, who basically has a lab where he puts out pop music hit after pop music hit, and in being in that business of creating hits, he’s took Katy Perry’s hipster party girl BFF under his wing and singed her into a management contract, and produced hit songs and made her a huge fucking star….

But as these things work out, and not just in creepy dude maximizing and making dreams come true for desperate girls, but in anything, people just refuse to admit someone made them and anything but their own talent and drive made them….

So Kesha released a song to remind you she exists, since she’s techinically not allowed to do any new music as she’s cutting ties with him, by saying he sexually assaulted and beat her…because that’s the easiest way to get out of contracts that ban her from producing music with anyone but him…fair pay off if you think about all he did for her from a rational perspective, but exploitation from the courts perspective, so this week…she will be set free and it will be another story of ungrateful girl using her vagina to trick a guy to help her get where she wants to go…and she did a cover of Amazing Grace to celebrate that..

The truth is, these are all a bunch of spoiled fucking brats who make average at best pop music because they know the formula and the general population is dumb as fuck…

What a joke…she’s not even hot…and In more interesting news, here’s a stripper and a snake…

Here are some memorable KESHA moments…

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2016

Jan

Elsa Hosk for Maxim of the Day

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Elsa Hosk is a relatively old model, I mean she’s in her late 20s, and only just signed on as a Victoria’s Secret Angel this past year. Not that being a Victoria’s Secret Angel is that fucking cool, but I guess when you’re a Swedish model who before Victoria’s Secret did countless nude shoots for free, that million dollar contract is crucial to everything you’ve “worked towards”..even if it was just basically handed to the bitch..she still out modeled all the other model competition…

I know Victoria’s Secret, the sweatshop running mall brand that makes billions of dollars produces better content of Elsa Hosk than Maxim…because at least she’s half naked and posing slutty…you know a glimpse into who and what she is and where her socialist tits come from…

I don’t really understand these pictures, not that Maxim Cares about what I think, they actually send me lawyers letters all the fucking time for posting their pics, since they are pussy bitches, who clearly don’t get what hetero guys want to see.

There is no fucking way they’ve done any market research on this one, unless their rebrand is to target women, or gay men…this makes no fucking sense….

That’s not to say men can’t be classy and sophisticated, or that they can’t be educated, or into things that aren’t THROAT FUCKING PORN, but it is to say that this isn’t a shoot any dude will get excited about, mentally, comedically, unless the joke is that Maxim is doing fake high fashion, like they are Vogue or some shit…when we are basic, put a bitch half naked on a bed, it’s what everyone on instagram is doing and it’s better than this…

The world is so fucking disconnected…despite being more connected than ever…Give the people what we want!

I guess what I am saying is when a corporate brand the model works for produces more compelling content with the model than a Men’s magazine using her as their cover girl…there’s no excuse.

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2016

Jan

Bella Thorne Figures it All Out of the Day

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Bella Thorne has figured out the basics of social media, do as many slutty things as possible, but make sure they don’t come across slutty, and that people on the surface would have to question “is she trying to be slutty or is that just how the kids dress at the gym”…you know be as innocent in your presentation, but as whorey in your delivery or intentions, so dudes can jerk off to you, but when asked you can play it off as “I’m just at gym… working out…in a sports bra with my fat young tits hanging out…as I move is slow rhythmic motions similar to getting a slow fuck on…where I take all of the cock in me…bottom out on my pussy”….

Not that she’s actually “young tits”…I still want to do a carbon test to see how old she actually is…I’m convinced…it’s all lies…media is all lies…even these tits may be lies..but at least she gives us enough innocent material to disprove that lie..

TO SEE HER IN RIPPED JEANS FOR THE PAPARAZZI

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2016

Jan

Rita Ora Wants You to Notice Her of the Day

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Rita Ora is a mission…showing off as much skin as possible, in this case her thick thighs and a skirt that would imply she’s not wearing underwear…because that’s how you create content as a voice of the generation no one really listens to because there is no actual voice to this generation…it’s all just commercialized garbage paid for by corporation to sell people because it is catchy and hits number 1 on the charts..

Not that that has ever happened to Rita Ora, but she’s working on it, she just needs some catchy bullshit song like “I Kissed a Girl”…that is moderately relatable to 15 year old girls to some catchy robotic beat…and boom…the dumbed down idiots will eat it up..

NO political change will happen, but designer clothing the act wears in the video will be sold…and I guess that’s what matters and that’s what keeps this retard world going round…

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2016

Jan

Lindsay Lohan Got Beat Up of the Day

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Apparently, Lindsay Lohan got beat up by a dude. I guess one of her billionaires that pays for her to join them in her European existence now that she’s not famous, flying her on private jets, taking her to great places, had enough of her shit….not that you should push a crazy, unappreciative bitch, who was likely losing her mind on the motherfucker…that’s abusive to women and we don’t encourage that…but I’m a rational person, and if a bitch is going insane on a billionaire who wouldn’t get arrested if he killed the bitch…in a volatile hotel crashing tyle relationship she constantly lives because she’s crazy…

It’s also possible she did this to herself, drama, bitch loves Drama…or maybe this is doctored because she deleted it since posting it and really who cares about Lindsay Lohan, sure I have fond memories of her tits, that are still rocking, but she’s already dead to me, and really to everyone, and I don’t think you can kill or hurt something already dead, sure you can fuck it and people will judge you, but no one will really care about the body you’re fucking…it’s just sort of there…you know…

Don’t beat women…even if they are barely human like Lohan….

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2016

Jan

Jenny Mollen Pantsless Pilates at the Home Gym of the Day

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Jenny Mollen was barely an actor before she met and married Jason Biggs, the Jewish looking non-Jew from American Pie….who fucked the pie. She also wrote bad comedy for Playboy and rocked twitter pretty fucking aggressively, at least 4-5 years ago….

They have a kid, which means she’s set for at least the next 18 years, because despite barely working, Jason Biggs makes fucking money…and will have to pay this bitch child support when he gets bored of dating some “bro” girl who makes annoying jokes…but I guess while they work towards that, they are still into using the internet like their friend Chelsea Handler uses the internet, doing anything they can for attention…like mooning while doing Pilates, because these people sit around their big houses bored and like sharing things like bare tits and asses…for laughs…in the comfort of their own home…hardly a stunt since the internet following is faceless…it’s better to do this at an actual Pilates studio but it’d never happen, because social media confidence is different than real life confidence…and leaving the house is dangerous you can get school shot…so stick to bare ass at home…until she’s divorced and has to go back to her whoring…

I guess it’s not worth hating on, because I’d rather she be transparent and post pics of her mom ass than not…everyone should use social media like this..instead of pretending their thirst for attention is any less shameless…

If you don’t like that HERE’S HER PLACENTA

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2016

Jan

Selena Gomez and Her Lupus Fucks Herself on SNL of the Day

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I would assume the pudgy Selena Gomez using a bed as her prob, wearing a weird night gown and she rubbed up on some weird guy in Pajamas on SNL, sucking in her chipmunk, bloated by her Lupus meds and her Chemotherapy that she clearly is suffering aggressively from, whle her titties bounced, as she tries to define her own voice….to generate some buzz for herself…

In what I guess is a Make a Wish Foundation moment….because she wrote:

“Thank you @nbcsnl for a childhood dream come true …”

Because being talentless or just averagely talented enough…gets expedited when you’re dying of an auto immune disease…that you exploit…

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