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2016

21

Jan

Billie Jane by Julien for stepGIRLS of the Day

Our resident photographic genius Julien Archembault got together with our resident stepGIRL baby we call Billie Jane and created this fun editiorial that screams “hey fashion magazines with huge budgets trying to survive in the new media landscape and other unknown publications that aren’t even publications but have 1,000,000 followers on social media because they understand how to SHARE FOR SHARE”….that we’re contenders, and really, despite being lazy, slow moving, uninspired, unmotivated, not a team player willing to suck up to cunts, we are going to fucking win…kill and destroy all you motherfuckers…that..or I’ll just nap…

You know, I started the site in 2004, was flagged porn in 2004, all my blogger friends made millions, when I maxed out credit cards to pay for a server, and I’m still broke as fuck still doing this, which makes me more dangerous or crazy than the assholes who made it, they’re soft, have no souls and sold the fuck out..

Well…

We’re here to kill you motherfuckers….follow us on instagram …then go fuck yourselves…

With Love,

Jesus Martinez…
DrunkenStepfather.com

Posted in:Originals|stepGIRLS

2016

21

Jan

Disturbing Erotic Show and Other Videos of the Day

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Dude Survives an Avalanche

Thief Dies of Heart Attack When Robbing Store

Little Kid Almost Dies

Lion Reacts to Selfie

Bull Fucks up a Woman

Cat Rescues Itself

THai Soap Ad

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2016

21

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The highlight of my night, and really every night, was when I tried to convince at least -3-5 girls to come over and let me cum inside them to make them babies..

I know I’m impotent and can’t knock them up, but figure if I find the right desperate girl, who’s bio clock is ticking, pushing 40 even though that’s gross, I’ll be having weak orgasms inside them in no time…

Unfortunately, even the most disgusting…thinks I’m too disgusting..

Slutty DJ of the Day
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Chef Does Coke on TV
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Some Soccer Trick Shots for the Faggots Who Like Soccer
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Penelope Cruz Oscar Tits
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Guy Challenges an MMA Fighter – Saying MMA Doesn’t Work
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Abigail Ratchford WHore
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Amy Schumer – Joke Thief
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More Fight videos!
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Sandra Kubricka in Lingerie
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Hannah Ferguson’s Got Tits
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Jessica Simpson’s Mom is a Whore…
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Jamie Lynn Sigler has MS
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Man Carrying 2 Fridges
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Dark Hair Light Eyes
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2016

20

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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Sometimes I am too drunk on tacos to even think about pussy…unless the pussy is the taco I am drunk on…then I can’t even think of tacos to eat because I am busy wondering how badly this is going to end up for me – will it be mouth sores, will it be lawsuits, will I end up divorced…I am not a primate who needs to spread his seed to perpetuate my DNA….so that’s probably why I generally like to stick to sexting…pussy pics all day and the only sadness they bring is when I need to face how pathetic I am as I beg strangers to spread a little more….as they tell me to fuck off and die…

Here are some stepLINKS…

So Much Booty
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Jessica Simpson’s Mom is Fucking her Husband…Maybe…
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Chloe GRace Moretz Midrifff
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Penelope Cruz Topless in a Movie
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Manliest Man of Men Carrying 2 Fridges…
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Katie Holmes Doesn’t Feel Like a Woman She’s Robot…
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First Look from Wonder Woman is here…
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Heidi Klum Braless
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New Suicide Squad Trailer’s Pretty Crazy
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Dree Hemingway by Angelo Pennetta NIPPLES!
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Pam Anderson’s Old Face at an Event
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Zac Efron Shits on MLK
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Bai Ling Ass in Shredded Pants
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Penelope Cruz Boring in a Magazine
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Trying to Look Like Kayley Cuoco’s Shirt
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Brazilian Model Pussy Flash…
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R.Kelly Defends Bill Cosby
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Reality Star Kelly Bensimon in a Bikini on the Beach
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Bai Ling Pussy Lips
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Micaela Schafer – Slut
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Medieval Weirdness With Swords
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Tara Reid in Public
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Lisa Maffia Big Fucking Tits
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Plumber Apprentice Fail
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Hannah Ferguson Big Tits…
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Some Spring Break Pics…
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Adriana Lima at Some Event..
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Penelope Cruz in a Black Dress
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Amanda Holden Pokies…
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Chloe Grace Moretz Legs…
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Aubrey Plaza in a Photoshoot
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Bella Hadid in a Shitty Magazine Shoot
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Hilary Duff’s Thick Legs
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Lots of Underboobs
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So Many Slutty Cam Girls Who Get Naked For Free….It’s Addictive…You’ve Been Warned…
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Track and Field Tits..
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Fucked in the Dressing Room….
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Extreme Foot Fetish
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Nude Sushi…
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Some Chick With Zero Inhibitions
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Sexy Belly Dancing
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Twerk!
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Nudes in Room Service…
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Some Trashy Playboy Chick
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Sluts of Naked Selfies of SLuts – Naked Selfies of Sluts…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2016

20

Jan

Gwyneth Paltrow’s Ass in a Bikini of the Day

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I know Gwyneth Paltrow is an overrated rich kid, turned celebrity, like a Kardashian before the Kardashians, who thanks to her director dad, got jobs. We call her the Tori Spelling of movies, put into the right parties…and right places…and her vagina filled with the right cock…and throughout her career she’s been interesting once, in Royal Tennenbaums..

I am more into all the hate she gets with her lifestyle brand, on some Oprah shit, where she gets all preachy as a rich cunt who can afford these alternative diets and lifestyles, totally unrelatable to most, but inspiring to some rich career women, all about the detox, and other treatments…

But I am only into it because it’s typical ego driven famous person lies…because if her diet was so great, and her excercise program so good, what does it look like her mom ass is cellulite ridden and even melting…fucking yuppies..the worst.

These pics are so gross…but you’d still bury your face in it, and the sad thing is so would I….

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Posted in:gwyneth paltrow|SFW

2016

20

Jan

Jessica Simpson’s In a Bikini of the Day

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I posted some of these pics of Jessica Simpson in a bikini yesterday – where I said:

The most important pictures you will see today is Jessica Simpson, the billionaire clothing brand owner, thanks to the general public being low class, low income, shopping at walmart, because it is all they can afford, and thus have no taste, and think wearing Jessica Simpson designs is a taste of Jesus loving Glamor, since Jessica Simpson is Texan her gay dad a Preacher before being gay after whoring out his kid, even though her shit isn’t American made…but rather from a sweatshop…the Globalization that is even more American than American Made, because there are less laws to follow when in small town factory town China…

But you probably remember her as the popstar with big tits, turned reality star who was dumb as fuck, before becoming a fat as fuck mom with a Weight Watchers campaign that forced her to eventually get to this bikini rockin’ body..

She’s old, her tits still big, her inner thighs fat, but not disgusting, so we should celebrate this mid-30s Jessica Simpson, looking better than late 20s Jessica Simpson, giving hope to fat chicks everywhere, that if they were billionaires, they could hire trainers and cooks to get them in bikini fighting shape…

I don’t know if you’ll be able to jerk off to Jessica Simpson today in Mexico, these are some spy pics, like it was the 90s, and she was better in the 90s, so maybe we should just use this to search old pics of her from the 90s…because life was so much more simple to jerk off to bikini pics then…

I didn’t re-read my post, but if I said it, I stand by it, especially if there are fat jokes, mom pussy jokes, and even her dad being a homo despite being a Jesus freak..jokes…

I still think her spread leg pussy flash is the most important work she’s done to date…

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Posted in:Jessica Simpson|SFW

2016

20

Jan

Fat Lara Stone in a Bikini of the Day

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Lara Stone threatened to sue me a long time ago – because I posted pics of her honeymoon, that weren’t even interesting or Scandalous, in fact these pics of her in her bikini in Australia is far more hardcore than her and some fat comedian she was sugar babying because he was rich, awkwardly in the Mediterranean….or wherever they were…

Doesn’t matter, she’s old now, a divorcee and a cunt who sues broke, drunk website people if they don’t comply with her demands…so I hate her…as much as I can hate a bitch who’s tits WE HAVE SEEN BEFORE …

That doesn’t mean we’ve seen Lara Stone’s tits nearly enough..because we aren’t married to her…and I guess either is her Comedian boyfriend who dropped her fucking ass, so we aren’t really forced to deal with her shit that after a few months or years gets real fucking tedious real fucking fast…and that take her away from being a model we want to fuck to becoming a model we can’t get rid of…needy and demanding whore……

Leading to all tits…from the fat chick at the McDonalds you’re getting lunch at…to the neighbor…to any girl who isn’t Lara Stone’s tits more appealing…..

We are pure and honest Lara Stone big titty observers….who aren’t very tainted by all that is wrong with her personality…and here she is in a bikini..

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2016

20

Jan

Bella Thorne is the New It Girl of the Day

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Bella Thorne is 40 years old…

I am convinced…18 year olds just don’t look like this.

She looks like a mom who figured out that the right botox makes her look young enough to pretend to be young and if you tell people you’re 18 enough – they believe you..

She’s managed to become an “It girl”…people are loving, booking Tyler Perry movies amongst other things, while dad’s everywhere jerk off to her young full tits…that isn’t as creepy as it was last year – when she was playing a 17 year old.

I don’t know why there is constantly a redhead with big tits working at Disney type companies reaching the kid market, but this is the new Lohan and I don’t hate her for her hustle, I just don’t really get where she’s from, what the obsession is, but I’ll still stare at her big tits and round ass…because that’s kind of what I do with my days…because I am pathetic…

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2016

20

Jan

Demi Lovato’s Bra and Panty Set for Allure of the Day

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There are rumors floating around that Miley Cyrus and Demi Lovato have a sex tape shot when they were underage….and that Miley threatened to leak the video when her and Demi were having some Disney based fight we can assume was based on jealousy because one actor / singer with a big fanbase hated the other actor / singer with a huge fan base because she was Mexicans and Mexicans are seriously fucking loyal…which led to the Demi Lovato break down.

I don’t know if that’s a true story, but it should be, it would make these plastic, souless, boring cunts far more interesting or have more depth, instead of the garbage we are fed about them…

I do know that Lovato had a drug addiction, became a lesbian, blamed it on being bi-polar, only to start dating Wilmer Valderamma and realizing the way to be fat and stay fat and still have audience support by doing the “Love your Body” shit targeted to fat girls…not so interesting, just an example of how shitty the world we live in is…

Here she is in ALlure wearing underwear…I may have posted this before, it’s all the fucking same and I don’t care about Demi Lovato, she’s not hot and posting this is just out of habit more than anything…

Posted in:Demi Lovato|SFW

2016

20

Jan

Haley Baldwin’s Tits Going to An Event of the Day

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Haley Baldwin like the Gigi Hadid has partnered up with the Kardashians, who probably manage them and get a take on the deals, because it’s a solid up-sell to what they are already doing…you know Book “Kylie and Kendall for 200k, but for another 100k we’ll throw in bootleg Hadid and bootleg Baldwin”….

I know a girl who works random promo events and Haley Baldwin got 50,000 dollars to show up. This is someone who isn’t even that hot, isn’t that great, her dad is Stephen Baldwin who is a virtual fucking loser and joke in Hollywood, forced to do reality TV in his demise, yet this bitch is getting 50k to show up to events…why? Because Beiber fucked her when she was under 18…silly…

But she represents what the kids want, to not work, to hang with other idiots who don’t work, and to get paid for it…all they need to do is post it to instagram…which takes 3-4 minutes a day…

Terrible Role Models..

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