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Halle Berry in a Lingerie Outfit Despite Being 100 of the Day

2016

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I don’t care about politics, but I do talk pop culture, and that makes me wonder how many hookers Trump fucked as a young millionaire real estate tycoon in the 80s….

I wonder how much cocaine he fed these hookers, some of whom he married…

Whether they were “models” or beauty contestants, they were his generation instagram models….which is code for escort….and you know he monetized.

I guess what I am saying is that it’s nice that America as a people, don’t seem to care about questionable pasts, presidents don’t need squeaky clean images, as long as a person is on TV or in the tabloids for 30 years, the public feel like they know the person and support, and everyone is so porned up, who cares if the person has questionable morals that got them rich…even if those questionable morals definitely fucked people over…

I don’t care about politics, but I do care about hookers…and I am glad we live in an era where we can collectively see past that…so more jerk off material is made available to me..

Here are some stepLINKS…in the morning..

Courtney Stodden Street Walker
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So Many Underbooob….
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Bathing in 500 Lbs of Putty
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Old Lady Dropping Her Bathing Suit Bottoms
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New Suicide Squad Trailer’s Pretty Crazy
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Los Angeles SPandx Round Up
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Some Whore in Some Bikinis
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History Lesson – Pics from Minutes After WWII
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Sarah Palin Endorses Trump – Hours Later Her Son Track Palin Gets Arrested
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Girl With Dimples.
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Alexis Arquette Calls Will Smith a Faggot
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Kate Winslet Wants Leo to Win
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Asshole Pilot Fakes an Emergency To Propose
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2016

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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I’ve been trying to convince a feminist to become an instagram model..for the last few hours to trick her into sending me nudes. I like seeing vagina.

I think I ruined it when I defended college level date rape with “well the girl should know better than to drink a drugged drink, it’s like watch your shit, you’re not 5 years old”…you know why is everyone getting drugged…it just seems like bullshit overly drunk to me…so drunk…they’d rather say they got drugged…

Once she hated me for that, I asked if it would be rape if I said “i am going to take you to dinner, drug your drink and fuck you”….because if you agree to that…it’s consent…

Either way…no nudes…but stepLINKS I’ve got stepLINKS…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Girls Tugging on Clothes
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Ricky Martin is Willing to Fuck Girls Again
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History of Swearing in Flim
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Hailey Baldwin Gets Paid 50k to Go to Events. Dresses Like She Gets Paid 100 Dollars a Fuck
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Disgusting Bikini Change Vagina
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20 Horrendous Tattoo Fails…
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Hot Cat of the Day
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Caitlyn Jenner is Writing a Book…
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Kaley Cuoco Rides her Horse..
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Khloe Kardashian and her Sex Tape…
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Zoey Duetch Slutty and good
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David Bowie Turned Down Coldplay because Coldplay Sucks..
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A Bunch of Fan Girls…
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Lisa and Her Big
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Jennifer Aniston Old Lady in a Dress
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Mind Blowing Dessert
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Dad Said You’ve Been Playing Too Much PS4
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Charlotte McKinny bra
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Solveig Mork in Lingerie – Lookn’ Good
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How To Make Pizza Waffles
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Massive Tits on a Massive Monster with Nipples
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Aunt Viv of Fresh Prince Is Out to Get Will Smith…
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Huge Tits…
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The X-Files Trailer
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Adele Exarchoupoulos
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Courtney Stodden’s Huge Tits
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Puerto Rican Slut in a Bikini
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Chrissy Teigen’s Boobs are Huge
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Neighbors 2 – Sorority Rising Seems ridiculous
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The Science of Internet Trolls…
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A Bunch of Pin-Up girls…
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Behind the Scenes with WWE Whore’s Nude Pics..
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Angelina Jolie – Kung Fu Panda Premiere
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Taylor Swift Leaving the Gym
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Russian Actress in Maxim
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Kelly Bensimon’s Bikini
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Downhill Skater Lears a Lesson
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Best Hooker Trolling
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Jessica Biel’s Ass…
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Perfectly Timed Photos…
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Kate Beckinsale is Amazing
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The Electric Fork…
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Air Baltic Flight Attendants are Amazing…
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Random Tumblr Porn
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Awkward Moments in Porn
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Stripper Goes Mental!
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Blonde Slut Masturbates All Day….
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Greek Whore of the Day
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Naked Dude Bends Over Hit by a Car…
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Fuck Machine Masturbations..
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Shy on her First Time…
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Sex Machine Baby
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So Many Slutty Cam Girls Who Get Naked For Free….It’s Addictive…You’ve Been Warned…
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Some Chick Named Stephanie Moore Should be More Naked
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Two Naked Girls Together
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Eat Your Milk and Ceral. The Most Disgusting Way…
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Mini Britney Spears…
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Sluts of Naked Selfies of SLuts – Naked Selfies of Sluts…
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2016

Jan

Selena Gomez Sucks in Her Stomach while Working Out with Taylor Swift of the Day

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Selena Gomez is such a little latch on suck up, hack of a performer, who associates with Taylor Swift, as a lame marketing strategy to get her audience on board with her Selena pop career she’s not talented enough to carry…but is so into doing because I guess it pays more than being in movies, or maybe it’s about ego…

Either way, she’s sucking in her chubby lupus chemo belly in as walking around in a sports bra to get excited for the media event of the year…Selena and Taylor…workout buddies…

Shut the fuck up, this is all so dumb…but she’s in a sports bra sucking in her chemo belly, because as you know people undergoing chemo are fat and need to get to the gym…to tighten up….

What a joke..these people are the fucking worst media whores trying to make 100s of millions a year and should be stopped…because they are evil…

Here are the butt profile pics…

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2016

Jan

Jessica Alba’s in Vogue of the Day

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Jessica Alba must be taking her company public very fucking soon….she’s all over the fucking place in a bunch of photoshoots, this time Vogue, like she’s some kind of model or fashion icon, when really she’s just rich and has a good PR team….strategically making her do exactly what she does…and that’s act, while being directed, because going public is a huge scam and the people behind Wall Street and finance know exactly how to inflate the value of a nonsense company, so that they can all get rich as fuck…

So get ALba in media, dressed up, looking good, talking about life as a bullshit exec…good for everyone, except future shareholders of this nonsense….but who cares about them…

A whore is a whore no matter what she’s whoring, she’s got a basic knowledge of how to whore, whether it’s an IPO, or to get a movie role, or Coconut water, she’s got this…ALba’s got this…

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2016

Jan

Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Big of the Day

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Jennifer Love Hewitt is a monster. I forgot she existed, but there was a time she was the huge tits in all the popular movies, and her body caught up to her, making her this really fat, unable to keep a man like she was Jennifer Aniston, only to get in shape to finally get a man, willing to knock her up, allowing her to going back to staying fat, now that she got what she wanted before menopause…and I guess she’s trying to hide her fat and lazy mom body in the biggest fucking sweatshirt, reminding me of some early 90s visits to the Walmart, or in your high school where all the fat women dressed like this, I mean all women dressed like this, making it impossible to know what tits you wanted to fuck, you’d just have to guess, like some kind of game show, hoping that under the tarp or poncho was good….the bigger the sweater, the bigger the monster, and spandex, is probably a better approach…

I guess no one cares about Jennifer Love Hewitt, or her big tits anymore, but I still remember the glory days…because very little has happened the last decade for me, it’s really just another

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2016

Jan

Vanessa Hudgens Booty from the Side of the Day

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Vanessa Hudgens wants you to see her booty in a tight dress…kind of like she wanted you to see her nude pics she took when she was 18, but pretended she was 17, only because it was a good strategy to get it deleted off the internet, since most people didn’t find the nude selfie hot, even though it was a pioneering move in nude selfies, one of the first to use a camera phone to self promote and pretend to be exploited, in an era where prior to the camera phone, you needed to use a digital camera or polaroids to pull off…genius…attempt to differentiate from Disney…either way, she’s still a girl exploited by her parents, to be hollywood, wanting you to say “check out her ass”…works for me.

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2016

Jan

Edita Vilkeviciute for Calvin Klein of the Day

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Edita Vilkeviciute is some Hungarian model who is the face of a Calvin Klein campaign that Calvin Klein doesn’t really need at this point in time, because they hit big with the re-release of their famous underwear elastic band, and every fame whore, sugar baby, slut who stages photoshoots for herself with local photographers, for fake publications, is all about the Calvin Klein.

The fact that Calvins have gone viral almost offends me, not that I actually care, but I remember how they relaunched last year, using Kardashians, and other instagram whores, and boom, the followers started following.

It’s a reminder of two things, the first is that the general public are fucking followers, who follow trends, and despite saying they hate the Kardashians, still buy into what the Kardashians are selling like a bunch of fucking lemmings…

The second, is that I am horrible at marketing, since nothing I’ve ever done has gone viral…

I guess this campaigns is just Calvin saying “I won this round, again, because I know how it works, here’s some model I don’t need posing, because I’ve got no reason to, but because I can, fuck you all, I own your underwear, you have my name on your fucking pussy you whores, you’re all whores, now let me board my jet”…

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2016

Jan

Trying to See Jennifer Aniston’s Old Lady Vagina of the Day

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Every now and then, not very often, but when presented with pictures like this, I like to stare at Jennifer Aniston’s vagina to try to understand why no one wants to knock her up, when even disgusting girls get knocked up, there must be something very wrong with her uterus, or maybe she just does it greek, cuz anal is the best form of birth control…..

It took her 40 years to land a man willing to marry her, while at one point in time she was a rich TV sitcom star everyone wanted to fuck thanks to her constantly hard nipples…but every guy would run from her as soon as he saw that window of opportunity.

She must be really intolerable, a bitch, needy, demanding…with an ego that doesn’t allow her to get with guys like me, who would be more than happy to use her for her money and access to a pool. Living that vacation life due to her lottery win that was a career despite having no talent….

She normally milk’s her nipples, not literally, since the no baby thing, but figuratively, so it’s interesting to see her with this crotch tease, without showing her crotch, which is what makes it a tease…the kind of thing that gets girls raped by men who can’t handle being teased….we call it the “slutty outfit” excuse.

Seeing old ladies with hard nipples sagging by the pool is a fetish of mine, seeing old ladies in tight dresses, SPANXed the hell out, is not…but it happened…

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2016

Jan

Karlie Kloss Legs for Some Campaign of the Day

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Karlie Kloss probably likes to hear that she’s best known for being a fashion model, but she’s probably best known as a mall brand, commercial sell out model, because it’s good to be famous and well paid, while walking runways for pretentious brands doesn’t pay nearly enough or give that stamp of approval every girl wants.

I like to think of her as Taylor Swift’s real life Barbie Doll, who has been rumored to actually lives with her, which is typical of all models, they do that sugar baby thing, all rent free, because Taylor is a controlling crazy person who had no childhood…likes having a barbie doll and friends…and these people don’t mind the attention they get….even if they are part of some weird rich person sex cult…

Doesn’t matter, here are her 6 foot tall legs in a campaign, I never found her erotic, not even when visualizing her scissoring Taylor Swift, and I don’t find her erotic in this campaign, but there are legs and legs are a fetish of mine..and this is about me…so here it is.

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2016

Jan

Mariah Carey Pregnant Bikini Pics of the Day

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Mariah Carey is dating James Packer, who is some Australian casino owning billionaire, who has decided to funnel some of her father’s fortune, now that his father is dead and he has control, into Hollywood, where he’s pretty much running or financing every movie being made, allowing him to attend all the hollywood events, while controlling all the power in Hollywood because he signs the checks, making all the whores in Hollywood suck his dick and suck up to him hoping to keep working, or having the security to not work, by following him around…which I guess gets boring, because after dropping Miranda Kerr as his paid employee, since that bitch is a hooker, he’s decided to stick it to Mariah Carey, who I am sure appreciates that he’s rich, but has had a ton of her own money for a long fucking time, and doesn’t really need his billions to get by…..but it’s nice…since her last husband and baby daddy had 12 dollars when they met and is on salary for the rest of his life…so it’s probably a nice change for her…

She’s looking pregnant, may be pregnant, could just be barrel shaped and chubby due to menopause, which I guess is the opposite of pregnant, and normal for someone like her in her 50s, alld unable to get pregnant, but then again these rich people are capable of all kinds of scientific feats…and really, who the fuck cares…

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