2015
31
Dec
Olivia Culpo is some MISS USA, Nick Jonas fucked who is also a NUDE MODEL FOR A MAGAZINE , trying to get more and more high profile, and having it work, because the world is pretty fucking basic and the tactics needed to get a career after already fucking a Jonas Brother, is as simple as getting naked..it has worked so fucking well for all these instagram whores…
Post the bikini to pics, keep your fans engaged, it’s simple, you basic thirsty, famewhoring sugar baby….
Posted in:Olivia Culpo|SFW
2015
31
Dec
Here’s some George Lucas from 6 days ago talking about his break up with Star Wars, how he hates the direction Disney took with it, but how the 4 billion dollars he sold it for, has been added to the other billions of dollars he made with it, in what has been able to distract from their approach.
I didn’t watch the interview from Charlie Rose 6 days ago, but I do believe that it’s hard to sell off your project you’re emotionally attached to, when you’re not Jewish.
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2015
31
Dec
And it is with these two videos that the Love Magazine December Advent Calendar for New Years Eve comes to an end…and it is with great sadness…that I present you their last two entries of girls in panties, in studio, dancing around…in some low hanging fruit style…lack of creativity, but they put out 30 videos so they don’t have to be good
Hannah Ferguson….the Sports Illustrated, rumored 20,000 dollars a night, but don’t judge because everyone has a price…and this one is published….pretending to be 23, but looking much closer to 40, with her hard face from hard living, and focus on her hard body from hard work…because it’s all part of her plan to get work…
Imaan Hammam….is a 19 year old dutch model who isn’t famous yet, so appreciate her insane young model body, before she’s too famous to appreciate it…
It was a good run Love Magazine, see you next year…
Posted in:Hannah Ferguson|Imaan Hammam|Love Magazine|SFW
2015
31
Dec
Treats! Magazine is some Sugar Daddy run magazine and party planners in Los Angeles, who I guess get funded by rich guys to throw parties featuring some of the many gold digging hookers who move to LA thinking they deserve to get famous, getting addicted to the rich person life, only to basically end up a prostitue..
Ellie Gonsalves is one of the girls who hangs out with rich guys because they find her hot, and probably cart her around and humor her into thinking she is her own person, with her own career, so that when she spends their money, she feels less like a hooker.
I decided to google Elle Gonsalves, because I’m a journalist….but not really…and I found her own bio talking about how great she is and all her low level accomplishments..
Most interestingly she wrote:
Ellie has acquired an incredible following and loyal fan base through her social media channels. With a total reach of 4.7 million people, Ellie is able to stay in contact with her fans on a daily basis by engaging with people who enjoy being a part of her journey. With Ellie being so passionate about pursuing her own goals and empowering the people around her, it has been this interaction with the people following her journey that has been one of the driving forces behind the creation of her YouTube channel and many other projects she works on.
Which implies that she thinks her life, her work has inspired 4.5 million people to follow her on instagram and facebook…
When in reality, 75% of her audience is fake (she gets 8,000 likes per picture out of 1.5 million “fans”)…while
More importantly, which translates to “I post aggressive pictures of me being a slut and dudes everywhere around the world passively follow me because they like sluts. No, I’m not talented, No, I’m not accomplished, yes, I post half naked pics and dudes love that shit enough to follow”….
Now she’s in Treats!, naked for free, trying to next level herself…because dreams come true…
Let me leave you with some Ellie Gonsalves Bullshit words of wisdom, especially when you check out her social media and see how bootleg / low level she is:
There is something extremely beautiful about a woman who goes after what she wants with confidence and a vision to be a better version of herself than she was yesterday.”
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2015
31
Dec
We all know that you’re pretty much delusional and telling yourself that tomorrow, 2016, all will change…so I decided to google the top new years resolutions that people make, and obviously that they break 15 days, if they last that long….
With the help of our friend The Porn Dude , I was able to find tumblr pics to support this life changing post.
1- Get Fit – because you are fat…all the gyms are ready for your membership application tomorrow, all the regulars are mad you exist you fair weather fitness enthusiast…you’re better off Watching More Porn ,
2- Get a Girlfriend – tired of being alone….2016 is the year for you to settle down and find a girlfriend you can build a life with, unfortunately for you no girl will want you so you’ll have to take matters in your own hands….you’re better off Watching More Porn ,
3- Quit Smoking – This one always makes me laugh…people are weak, the first 48 hours of a smoker’s quitting smoking is the best and usually when they start smoking again…you’re better off Watching More Porn ,
4- Eat Less – This comes in the form of “no carbs”, or “no sugar” and is one of those annoying things so many people say and stick to, because if they did, the world would be a far better looking place, but instead, everyone is obsese…disgusting…and full of processed food…you’re better off Watching More Porn ,
5- Go Vegan – Eating Animals is bad, at least that’s what people are saying, and anyone with a pet has thought of their pet at least once while eating a burger, thinking, “this is like eating my dog, that’s sad”…only the burger usually wins because it tastes good and we don’t really care that much to stop our habbits…plus vegans are fucking annoying….you’re better off Watching More Porn ,
6- Make More Money / Change Your Career – if you’re destined to be a loser, you’ll remain a loser, but the good news is, there are countless losers who make a lot of money, so just be like them and become a vine star or something equally lame because girls love money…and buying people is a nice feeling…so figure it out, but you won’t as you work you way through your shift work at the fast food joint…you’re better off Watching More Porn
7- Drink Less – Never Drink Less…
8 – Do Something New and Watch More Porn ,
2015
31
Dec
Tara Reid and her sister were trending on my facebook feed for the above picture….which means I am either profiled in a weird fucking way by facebook, or that Tara Reid and her sister Colleen Reid are big fucking news…which I would assume is impossible because Tara Reid as a general rule is virtually obsolete, and her sister who was never famous, but may have got into a lot of parties using her sister’s name, or as her mom body would suggest, a lot of all you can eat buffets, or the hired assistant eater when Tara was famous and traveling around and invited to dinners…someone had to eat the food..and I guess Colleen Reid was it…but luckily for Colleen, big is beautiful and probably why she got a man and family…while her sister Tara Reid is an absolute fucking skeletal mess…
2015
31
Dec
Everyone is talking about 2015, it’s 2016 in parts of the world…or at least in the next hour, I am a firm believer that nothing changes…because here I am doing my links…11 years after I started this horrible curse of a website no one cares about..
I think that your New Years Resolution should be to watch less porn, to use your imagination more, and to find romance in your life…because there is no life without love…and love can’t be found in trashy porn….but it can be found on dating sites…you’d be amazed how broken porn has made some of these girls…get on it…
Here are some stepLINKS…in the morning…and remember – everything will be just as fucked tomorrow…
Girls Laying in Bed….Like Little Temptress Sluts…
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Giant Squid in Japan
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Some Throwback Hilary Duff Bikini Pics
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Chloe Grace in a Leotard
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Pornhub Comments on Stock Photos!
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Budget Remake of Star Wars
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GQ is so Fucking Gay
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Hayden Christensen Hates Star Wars as Much as I Do
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So Many Redhead Sluts…Eager to Show You Their Fire Pussy Hair….
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Raccoon Steals a Donut
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2015
30
Dec
It’s New Year’s Eve Eve…and I figure the best thing to ask yourself is what are your sexual or sex in the New Years resolutions, but the realize you just want to have real sex, or even a girl to talk to you in the New Year and you’ll be ready to die…
So maybe you should ask the girls you meet, who will likely be wasted, what do you want to achieve sexually in 2016, it may open up some doors and help you be the one fucking rather than listing to other people or hearing other people fucking in the new year…
Sort it the fuck out….
Here are some stepLINKS…stepLINKS…for pre New Years Eve..
Carrie Fisher is Tired of the Cyberbullys
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Bill Cosby Walk of Shame – One his Way to Get Booked…
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The Bill Cosby Mug Shot
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Brit Gastineau is a Useless Fame Whore with Big Tits in a Bathing Suit
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Lauren Cohan in a Bikini
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Michelle Trachtenberg is Sturdy at Barneys
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Madison Beer in a Bikini
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Space Debris
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More Rita Ora and Daisy Lowe in Bikini
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Some Random Chick in a Bikini
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Hayden Christensen Says Star Wars Ruined Him
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Some Chick Named Daisy Lowe in a Bikini
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The Best Boobs of 2015
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How Much Does it Cost to Save Matt Damon
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Fame Whore Micaela Shafer…..fame Whoring…
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Brit Gastineau Nip Slip
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Madison Beer in a Bikini
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Some Bitch I’ve Never Heard of Named Jade Thirlwell in a See Through Dress
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Maitland Ward is an Interesting Kind of Fame WHore
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Alexandra Daddario’s Topless Trolling…
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April Love Geary in a Bikini
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Terrible Khloe Kardashian Nudes
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Gwen Stefanisis Pregnant from Good Country Sperm
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Bai Ling is Awesome
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Fat hot Round Fit Asses To Fucking Cum To
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From stepSMUT!! LINKS BELOW ARE VERY NSFW!
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Champagne Masturbation for New Years Eve
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Free and Naked Cam Girls
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Calculate is the New Selfie
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Weird Naked Performance Art
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White Dudes Love Watermelons
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Champagne Enema for New Years Eve
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Real Girls Acting Like Porn Sluts
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Big Titty Jingle Bells..
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Big Boob Teen Plays With Herself
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Sluts Love Taking Nude Selfies
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Posted in:stepLINKS
2015
30
Dec
Jessica Alba has figured out how to connect with her audience using social media…kinda like how she figured out how to lock down her now husband by getting pregnant…in a they broke up, but she got knocked up, so he had to man up situation that I guess worked out for them, even if they sleep in separate beds, since these hollywood types fucking love and worship money, and they turned their marriage, her being a mom situation, and her celebrity despite having little to no talent…to a product line that is apparently worht a billion dollars…and that she owns 20 percent of…
She’s doing it with candid bikini pics…that she appropriately titled “Thirsty”…because she’s ironic and clearly not a fucking idiot…
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