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2015

18

Dec

Rita Ora Hard Nipple for Elle Canada of the Day

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Rita Ora is so fucking boring to me. She’s just a bootleg Rihanna, and not just because they are both the same shade of ethnically obscure beige, but because they are popstars trying to to hit up the same market, and unfortunately for Rita Ora, Rihanna has already has that covered…so Ora, the UK version of Rihanna, who lives in America because she’s trying to make it with her label, her team, and the various producers she fucks…and I still can’t name one of her songs…

But I can describe her tits, their size, the way they hang, and I don’t even care about tits, because that’s all she has going for her, at least that’s all she allows the world to think she has going for her, since she uses them in everything she does…from obscure Canadian fashion mags, to events…just click the Rita Ora tag on this site for a sample…because anytime I write about her it’s the same shit, her tits…big tits…trying to be Riahnna but failing…but what else am I supposed to write about…her answers to interview questions like she fucking matters…I mean really…the tits are what matters…we’ve established that…

Posted in:Rita Ora|SFW

2015

18

Dec

Victoria’s Secret Models Sing 12 Days of Christmas of the Day

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I hate this mall brand and their simple and effective marketing campaign….use hot half naked girls and you don’t need to do much else….why throw in concept or design, when they already sell a ton of fucking money worth of panties that they are just buying in bulk in China and swapping tags on….they are like “don’t these people know they can go onto Alibabb and buy our bras and panties under another name for 10 cents on the dollar or less”….but people are retards, so make a stupid christmas song because they aren’t retards and no most of America, despite popular belief still fucking love Christmas and account for probably 40 percent of their yearly sales… and here it is..

Featuring a bunch of terrible singing models including Elsa Hosk, Jasmine Tookes, ALessandra Ambrosio, Adriana Lima, Stella Maxwell, Martha Hunt, Behati Prinsloo, Lily Aldridge, Taylor Hill and Romee Strijid….

They’re hot…and I guess manipulative because I just promoted Victoria’s Secret to the 3 of you this Holiday season and you’ll probably end up buying a gift there for a chick you fuck or want to fuck or want to creep out…like the neighbor’s 18 year old daughter…and I’m not even getting paid to promote them…because I am an idiot…

Tis’ the Season for promoting horrible brands all because they have hot promo models…

Posted in:SFW|Victoria's Secret|Videos

2015

18

Dec

Emma Stone in Lingerie for Cabaret Promo Pics of the Day

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Emma Stone is a huge star, mainly because she’s managed to get the nerds, who are probably all at Star Wars, to buy into her bullshit through strategic acting jobs she’s taken…

I never found her all that cute, which has clearly had a huge impact on her success, because I dictate all….but she doesn’t offend me, she just has a weird mouth…

Well, she’s in Cabaret, the play that turned into a movie, where she’s playing the Renee Zellweger / Liza Minnelli character…exciting right…not really, but she’ll be in lingerie the whole production, and her fans, who are primarily into comic books, have cum themselves looking at her in more clothes…that’s what happens when you’re a grown man who has never seen live tits.

This are the promo pics..I feel like I’ve already seen…but all this shit is so repetitive…

Posted in:Emma Stone|SFW

2015

18

Dec

Candice Swanpoel Softcore Porn Posing of the Day

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I’ve always appreciated Candice Swanepoel….

Not for her huge personality, or for all the exciting things she’s done, or even because she’s a South African and in being a South African, she’s totally fucking racist, entitled and a slave driver…..I have appreciated her because she has pretty much kept to herself, seemingly knowing her purpose in life, only to come out when her handlers need her, to show off her great fucking body, that is a great fucking body…

I guess she realizes that she’s being replaced, that the end is near…and that comes hand in hand with being almost 30 and finally being engaged to her longterm boyfriend she’s obviously cheated on as she’s a model and that’s what they do…so she’s stepping up the game…by showing the coloration of her asshole..

Now, I’m sure she’s bleached her asshole, but I can still make out the ring of her asshole, in this skimpy bikini bottoms on set for her owners Victoria’s Secret, and whenever a girl openly shows me or the world her asshole, I have to celebrate her, because the asshole is the gateway to a girl’s soul…

Not to mention…all her poses are so fucking porny, it’s like the covershoot fo a porn DVD…something like 80s Beach Fuck 32…or maybe even one of those 80s Glamour model poster…Only I guess it’s more expensive..because this is finance by mall brand money…

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel|SFW

2015

18

Dec

Phoebe Price’s Nipple of the Day

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Phoebe Price has been someone who has manipulated the paparazzi in LA for the longest time. She’s been featured in shoot after shoot, all while never doing anything in entertainment at all. In fact she’s the kind of girl who no one really knows or cares about, yet her pictures end up everywhere, because she fucking adores being talked about. I guess it’s fun.

Phoebe Price was someone who I would write about, laugh about, but always appreciate because she mocks celebrity and fame and has been doing it since before social media whores got into it…

Now, Phoebe Price is a friend of the site, sure we haven’t summered together in the Hamptons or anything, but I think she’s fantastic on all fronts, and seeing her finally pulling out tit and showing nipple for the paps for virtually no reason reminds me of how glorious and eager she is!!

Phoebe Price…and her nipple is my Chrismas miracle..

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Posted in:Phoebe Price|SFW

2015

18

Dec

Sara Underwood Photoshoot of the Day

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Did Sara Underwood get dumped or cheated on by whoever she was dating who I assume was financing her life, as she’s barely ever worked, has done things like “Ryan Seacrest”…before she transitioned from Playboy model to Nerd TV Show Host that probably made less that 100,000 dollars a year, before the whole cable network she was on went bankrupt…but she got countless nerd fans who liked jerking off to her as she talked about videogames..and comic books bullshit.

Because she’s come out of the woodwork with her tits and amazing ass in random photoshoots, shameless some would say, but I doubt they’d say it, since she’s been getting naked in photoshoots since she was 18 and before instagram existed..

It’s more like her claiming her position as an original “Gets naked to get rich boyfriends”…and she used Playboy as her instagram, which is probably more competitive to get through since they did castings and every low level hooker wanted what she had…

Either way, never hate a girl with fake tits willing to show them, even if you’ve seen her pussy when it was 18, a decade ago…she’s so natural in her cheesy photoshoot habitat…

Posted in:Sara Underwood|SFW

2015

18

Dec

Nudists from 1938 of the Day

I saw this video of nudists from 1938, a simpler time, when people got naked for more than just instagram for free, but because they were recovering from the drugs and bootleg drinking of the 1920s, not being treated with antibiotics, before the war shook America….a simpler time…

Because people have always fucked, they’ve always been perverts, they’ve always been exhibitionists with weird fetishes, they just weren’t trashy and vulgar about it, with all the hardcore porn that has desensitized us…

I know nudists pretend that they aren’t in it to stare at pussy while showing off their dicks, but I don’t believe it…why the fuck else would you want naked girls around you, because naked is better than clothed…yes…but I say that as a pervert who likes seeing people naked..

Either way, I like nudists, even the fat ones. They fascinate me….but not enough to go on a Nudist cruise…because the kind of sloppy bodies on nudist cruises…are terrifying..

Posted in:Videos

2015

18

Dec

Ellie Gonsalves for Treats! of the Day

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Treats! Magazine is some Sugar Daddy run magazine and party planners in Los Angeles, who I guess get funded by rich guys to throw parties featuring some of the many gold digging hookers who move to LA thinking they deserve to get famous, getting addicted to the rich person life, only to basically end up a prostitue..

Ellie Gonsalves is one of the girls who hangs out with rich guys because they find her hot, and probably cart her around and humor her into thinking she is her own person, with her own career, so that when she spends their money, she feels less like a hooker.

I decided to google Elle Gonsalves, because I’m a journalist….but not really…and I found her own bio talking about how great she is and all her low level accomplishments..

Most interestingly she wrote:


Ellie has acquired an incredible following and loyal fan base through her social media channels. With a total reach of 4.7 million people, Ellie is able to stay in contact with her fans on a daily basis by engaging with people who enjoy being a part of her journey. With Ellie being so passionate about pursuing her own goals and empowering the people around her, it has been this interaction with the people following her journey that has been one of the driving forces behind the creation of her YouTube channel and many other projects she works on.

Which implies that she thinks her life, her work has inspired 4.5 million people to follow her on instagram and facebook…

When in reality, 75% of her audience is fake (she gets 8,000 likes per picture out of 1.5 million “fans”)…while

More importantly, which translates to “I post aggressive pictures of me being a slut and dudes everywhere around the world passively follow me because they like sluts. No, I’m not talented, No, I’m not accomplished, yes, I post half naked pics and dudes love that shit enough to follow”….

Now she’s in Treats!, naked for free, trying to next level herself…because dreams come true…

Let me leave you with some Ellie Gonsalves Bullshit words of wisdom, especially when you check out her social media and see how bootleg / low level she is:

There is something extremely beautiful about a woman who goes after what she wants with confidence and a vision to be a better version of herself than she was yesterday.”

Posted in:Ellie Gonsalves

2015

18

Dec

Naked Couple Hanging Out of Building and Other Videos of the Day

Christmas Shopper of the Day

Cop Punching a Student

Fuck Everything in That Direction…is the name of this video

Motorcycle Through Front Door

100 MPH Apple to the Face

This will Depress You…Happened in Argentina…

Delorean Hovercraft…

Thug in Philly….Can’t Hit Shit When Shooting…

Dog VS Robber

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

18

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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If I watched Star Wars, I would write a spoiler here, because I feel all the true fans have already seen it, and more importantly, because I love how pissed off people get about spoilers, even though movies and pretty much everything is predictable…

We live in a cycle that is on constant repeat and the nice thing about that is that I have no hopes, dreams, aspirations or goals, so it’s all round perfectly mediocre and depressing.

Here are some morning links to ring in the holidays…


Bar Refaeli Gets Arrested! For Tax Evasion. Jews.
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Girls Bending Erotically
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It’s Star Wars Day
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British Weather Report with Star Wars Puns
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Lady Gaga Performs New York New York
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Rocky Barnes…is an Instagram Model Hooker in Lingerie
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Gilbert Arenas Trolls WNBA with Girls Playing Basketball in Thongs…
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Little Girl Tries Occulus…and Freaks Out Because Occulus is the FUture
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Mirror Selfies…of Babes
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Hacker Builds Self Driving Car
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