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2015

10

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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My latest troll is posting on any random girl on facebook’s wall…something along the lines of

“how many people have you slept with now, I know of 15, but there’s gotta be more”…

It goes over real well…

Here are some stepLINKS

Girls who Aren’t Wearing Bras
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Ben Afleck’s Ed Hardy Tattoo on his Back
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Posh Spice – Tight Top
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Khloe Kardashian – The Monster One – Took a Butt Selfie
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25 Million Dollars was Spent on this Garbage Fucking Movie…
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Anchor Damage
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Arianna Grande Looks Like a Monster
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Danica McKellar’s in Tight Pants
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Shia LeBeouf is Taking Your Calls
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Jared Leto is Suing TMZ over Taylor Swift
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El Chapo Takes on Isis
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Kristen Cavallari’s Brother was Found Dead
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Sluts of the Day – Sluts
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Learn to Unicycle in 2 Hours and 38 Mins
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Lea Michele has a New face
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Elsa Pataky Thong Ass
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Lara Pulver Nude in Da Vinci’s Demons
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Baby Elephant Doesn’t Want To Get Out of the Bath
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scientologist in leather
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Dubstep Christmas Light Show for the Cheesy Fucks Who Listen to Dubstep
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Ashley Benson at some Photo Op of the Day
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Chiara Caselli Naked in My Own Private Idaho
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Christina Milian Hard Nipples
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Topless Power Ranger
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Jennifer Lopez Big Booty
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Big Fucking Tits….
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Selena Gomez – the Instyle Hard Nipple Pics
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Ashley Tisdale’s Broken Face at an Event
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Yves St Laurent Selling the Most Expensive Tuxedo Shirt Ever
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Karlie Kloss in Leggings
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Vintage Pubic Hair!
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Alexis Ren in a Wet Shirt
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People Fucking Love Patrick Stewart’s Topless Pics
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Titty GIFS
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Girls Having a Twerk Off!
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CAM GIRLS WHO GET NAKED FORQ FREE
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Throwback Thursday – Kim Kardashian Getting Fucked
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1982 Naked Linda Blair
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Chloe Kan has Stupid Fake Tits
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Porn GIF of the Day
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Topless Micaela Schaefer Pics
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Real Girls Acting Like Porn Sluts
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Very Tight T-Shirts
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She’s Not Very Religious – Is She
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Hairy Hippie Orgasm
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Throwback Thursday – Farrah Abraham Porn
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Hot, Slutty, Nude Selfies
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Random Tumblr Porn…
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2015

10

Dec

Naomi Campbell’s Nipple at Madonna’s Party of the Day

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Sounds pretentious – because it is…

Naomi Campbell long, luxurious, nipple…..or really her full tit – pulled out of her shirt – leaving a Madonna Party and the only thing it is missing is an angry Naomi Campbell having some kind of rich bratty model tantrum, either throwing things, or punching things, as she’s been known to do..

YOu see, I like my models to have massive fucking egos, at least at the Naomi Campbell level of models, and I like seeing them assert yourself…

I’m so used to Instagram models pulling the same kind of shit, and it’s just not as cute, luxurious or warranted as this…even if the self absorbed instagram model thinks it is…

Point of the story is…hot nipple..

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Naomi Campbell|SFW

2015

10

Dec

Selena Gomez Tits for Christmas of the Day

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Selena GOmez is my favorite pre-marital sex Catholic Mexican girl..who probably has no soul, thanks to her mom selling her off to the entertainment industry, but she does have conviction and day after day she goes out there to be a pop singer…like she was Taylor Swift…despite having never done one single hit that anyone beyond a bunch of 12 year old girls who liked her because she fucked bieber…could stomach…the same 12 year old girls she’s saying “hey look at my tits, the media loves my tits, I got them when I was undergoing the lowest dose of Chemo, which has been a great sympathy card to play, as Cheemo makes people think of dying kids”….when really the only thing dying about her, is any dignity she may have as a perfomer…you know as the realization that she’s not ever going to be a huge pop star and that she should go back to TV acting… slowly sets in….

I guess the takeaway from all this is that people still love talking about tits…thank god.

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Posted in:Selena Gomez|SFW

2015

10

Dec

Erin Heatherton Nipples for Yu Tsai of the Day

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Erin Heatherton is one of the girls who dated Leonardo DiCaprio, even though I’ve been told he fucks dudes…

She’s works with other girls who have dated Leonardo DiCaprio, even though he fucks dudes…

Which either means he fucks dudes, as girls don’t like to fuck the dudes their friends fuck….or these VS models are prostitutes who do what they are told especailly when it comes to fucking a-listers…

Either way, she’s nude modeling, because I guess she needs some press, to keep her competitive…and I like tits…

Posted in:Erin Heatherton|SFW

2015

10

Dec

Chloe Moretz Has No Nipples of the Day

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The biggest scandal in Chloe Moretz’s public life is that she’s playing the live action Little Mermaid…and she’s going to have Blonde hair…even though Ariel has red hair…how could they do this…

I think the bigger scandal in Chloe Moretz’s career should be that she’s got no nipples…at least not in lace shirts…

But you perverts don’t care, you’re committed to the cause, and that cause is barely 18 year olds you’ve been masturbating since they were 12…freak…

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Posted in:Chloe Moretz|SFW

2015

10

Dec

Adriana Lima Knows Her Angles of the Day

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I got hate mail from one person for calling Adriana Lima fat in at least 1 of the last few posts I’ve featured her in…because I guess I was being a little to quick to pull the plus sized model card, seeing as she’s not fat…obviously…or at least not fat like we know fat…where bellies are hanging over elastic band pants….fat….but she is looking her age, like a mom, with a barrel of a body…much like a pug…like the old timer stripper working the day shift…you still get a lap dance from her…but you prefer when her daughter, following her foot steps is working…ya know…

Not to mention, Lima may be fat, I’ve seen many secret internet fatties rocking their angles…to look lean and even toned…so…I’ll only be able to give you an educated opinion when she’s sitting on my face….

Posted in:Adriana Lima|SFW

2015

10

Dec

Charlotte McKInney’s Florida Trash Tits in a Magazine of the Day

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by LiCeK

Charlotte McKinney is some rich kid from Florida, because there are rich people in Florida, especailly when they are from tax evading jewelry selling families legally based out of the Bahamas…

Instead of just sticking to south Florida tanning her really stupidly large tits, or working as a bottle service girl, because despite being rich, sometimes it’s fun to make your own money, and who knows who you’ll meet….she decided to fuck the casting director of Dancing with the Stars, who put her in a Guess ad, to justify dancing with the stars, and now she’s the big tits from Dancing with the Stars…

Low level dreams can come true…so long as you have huge tits..

I don’t know what this magazine is, but check out these clown tits…i want to juggle…with my mouth…even though I hate her…

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Posted in:Charlotte McKinney|SFW

2015

10

Dec

Charli XCX Slutty for Sunday Times Style of the Day

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Charli XCX is some UK popstar who I don’t think is really that relevant, but relevant enough for Taylor Swift to have ripped off her music, at least according to the internet, not according to me, because I am not an expert on either Taylor Swift or aspiring Taylor Swift music….in fact, I fucking hate it and believe it is the devils work designed to sell product to our youth..

I do know that Charli XCX may not be overly famous, I can’t think of anything she’s done, but music is overrated and gets in the way of me listing to my internal dialog crying in the failure that is my life…

I also know that she shows off her tits and ass, and even when she’s done up for a style magazine, she’s still a whorish enough for me to care and that is one of the keys to success according to me…which means nothing to anyone in the grand scheme of the world…

I just know when a girl is willing to get naked…keep encouraging her to get naked…by talking about her even when she doesn’t get naked…a theory that will backfire when she decides she doesn’t need to get naked anymore because she’s finally made it and can get fat…I guess only time will tell…

Posted in:Charli XCX|SFW

2015

10

Dec

Christina Milian Fame Whoring for Love Magazine Advent Calendar of the Day

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Here’s a little Christmas cheer in the form of no Christmas cheer with nothing to do with Christmas at all because Christmas is associated with a religion and that’s not very Politically Correct, unless your religion is non Christian…

For the last 5-6 years I’ve been featuring this Love Magazine Advent calendar content because I find it semi interesting, ambitious, something to talk about in a world where everything, including this is dull…

But in Love Magazine’s defence, that could have nothing to do with them and everything to do with an old, tired, Christina Milian pretending she was Miley Cyrus with her inflatables, because that’s big on instagram, something Milian has been trying to make happen since she got Instagram…and that I guess worked out for her…thanks to being rich, on TV and posting slutty pics…it’s like scientific formula…or some shit…

I find Mom Milian boring, sad, even pathetic….she probably gets 100,000 – 1,000,000 dollars a month for her writing credit on Bieber’s Baby, Baby, Baby…which makes her rolling around in a bikini strictly for her own vanity…and I prefer when whores are a bit more humble…

VIA CLICK HERE

Posted in:Christina Milian|Love Magazine|SFW

2015

10

Dec