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Is Eva Longoria’s Ass Real of the Day

Emma Roberts is Pregnant and Ashley Benson is in a Thong in Bikinis of the Day

Suki Waterhouse Flashes her Ass of the Day

Em Rata and her Muppet Face of the Day

Halle Berry in a Lingerie Outfit Despite Being 100 of the Day

2015

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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If you want to seduce a woman at the bar…you probably shouldn’t ask if you can eat her nachos out of her ass….and when she kindly says “No but you can have one off my plate”…you know allowing your eating nachos out of an ass to slide…like it never happened…giving you a second chance to eat her nachos off the plate…which always leads to sex…so don’t say “I meant after you were done digesting them”…

It’s one of those taking it far enough to be borderline weird yet intriguing enough to open the door to fuck, girls like weird things…and turning it into asking to eat her shit…

Tis’ the Season..here are some steplinks in the morning…

Soft Focus Girls
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Mandy Moore Divorce PORN
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Anchor Damage
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Guy Turns Bus into Bachelor Pad
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Eva Longoria TV Cleavage
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Bill Murray Beat His Wife – Because
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No Golden Globes for Johnny Depp
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Learn to Unicycle in 2 Hours and 38 Mins
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Weird Nude Family Photo of the Day
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Baby Elephant Doesn’t Want To Get Out of the Bath
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Margot Robbie and Skarsgard in Tarzan
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Miranda Kerr – No Clothes
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Trump VS an Eagle
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Dubstep Christmas Light Show for the Cheesy Fucks Who Listen to Dubstep
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2015

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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People get so uptight when you say a girl deserved to get raped for wearing a sexy outfit, because we all know that no one deserves to get raped, unless they are hanging out with a known rapist, naked…

But it’s safe to say that if a girl is showing a room full of frat boys her vagina, by lifting her mini skirt…even crawling around with her pussy lips dangling between her legs like a set of testicles…

It’s safe to say that she may not deserve to get raped…but that she’s inviting potential rapists to reach that point of no return…which I assume rapists have…otherwise they wouldn’t fucking rape…

I know I’m talking about rape a lot, probably because no one wants to rape me.

Here are some stepLINKS…

A Lot of Amazing Booty
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Lily Aldridge and Other Models Being Whores
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The New Tarzan
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Bieber is Stalking Some Chick
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Leven Rambin See Through Dress
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Josephine Skriver Climbing
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Katherine Webb Pregnant Tits
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Nicole Kidman Nominated for SAG Award for Playing a Statue
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Instagram Husbands…
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Ashley Benson in Tight Jeans
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Britney Spears in a White Dress
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Some Chick in Christmas Lingerie
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Topless Power Ranger
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Selena Gomez Slutty Concert Mexican
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The Sex Offender Shuffle
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Jedi Levitation Prank
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Jodie Sweetin Meth Head with Snoopie of the Day
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Gwyneth Paltrow Legs
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Monkey Sees a Magic Trick
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Charlie Sheen’s Ex Wanted Unprotected HIV Sex
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Waterslide of the Day
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Behati Prinsloo Legs
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Charlotte McKinney Nipple for GQ
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Don’t PLay With Bombs
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Shay Mitchell Photoshoot
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Josephine Skriver in Spandex
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Isabel Goulart Bad Face…
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Quantum Computers Explained
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Naked Samantha Fox
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Myleene Klass Cleavage in Leather
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Never Forget – Bill Murray Beat His Wife
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Penis Painter…of the Day
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Most Expensive Christmas Gifts
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Notes from Stay at Home Dads
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Hit By a Stop Sign
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Random Tumblr Porn
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CAM GIRLS WHO GET NAKED FORQ FREE
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Huge Stupid Tits
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Naked By the Window
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Naked Selfies….
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Pam Anderson is the Last Nude Model in Playboy Pics
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Real Girls Acting Like Porn Sluts
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Christmas Themed Slut
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Lesbians in Class
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Hot, Slutty, Nude Selfies
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2015

Dec

Heidi Klum for Galore Magazine of the Day

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Galore Magazine is a magazine that’s doing the whole throw parties at key events like Art Basel, Fashion Week and Coachella…cast the key instagram models on instagram as part of the magazine….to make sure they go to the parties…do cover photoshoots with people of interest or actual models…like Heidi Klum..have those people of interest also show up at those parties…and you pretty much just secured relevance…without even writing one life changing article..and who really wants to write a fucking article…when you can hang out at parties with models and take pics…as that’s the level of brain power the kids have…clever…

I don’t think the pics are that hot, I hate black and white from a digital camera, but I guess they compliment Heidi Klum best, since she’s old as fuck..but she does still have a great body…which is more than I can say about the old people I fuck, all medicated, half dead, and disgusting as I pull their adult diapers to the side…

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2015

Dec

Josephine Skriver for David Bellmere of the Day

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Josephine Skriver is a test tube baby…created in the labs..by her “dad” a homo biologist and her mom a lesbian I assume works at the Victoria’s Secret head office in Ohio….and volunteered to be the front of this creepy experiment that would make sense for Victoria’s Secret to finance…because if you can build a model, not only does it feed your God Complex, but if you scale it out, can be cost effective…

Sure the first one is 100,000 dollar project, but once you get an assembly line going, you can probably pump out a mode for 100k or less, far more affordable than paying these girls 100k per campaign…and hell you don’t need to hose or feed them, just chain them to a lamp post like an old bike…robots…easy…

This is a pic on instagram by David Bellmere, who I still think is one of the better photographers out there…

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2015

Dec

Gigi Hadid has Shitty Legs of the DAy

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Here’s GIGI Hadid pretending to be taller than she is, with the most ridiculous high heels, that probably make her look like she’s 5 foot 9, like when they Put Tom Cruise in platform shoes in movies, so that the female costar doesn’t overpower his homosexual, scientologist, masculinity…

So if you’re wondering why Gigi Hadid has shitty legs, seeing as she’s this model….who is an “it girl”…in every fucking campaign…

It’s that she’s not an actual model, but an instagram person positioned better than most instagram models due to money and fame whoring parents…

So don’t expect model legs here…they are instead just legs that starve themselves trying to be a model…and I don’t find it sexy at all…and I love legs…which may be why I don’t find it sexy…because I know good legs when I see them, not knobby knees trying to disguise themselves as good legs…

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2015

Dec

Britney Spears is Erotic to Me of the Day

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Britney Spears is still a magical creature….

She gives me hope with that “If I even had kids, I’d want to exploit the fuck out of them, so that they make me millions at the expense of their childhood, only to figure out a way to make her lose her mind at 19, so that I can keep ownserhip on her, if you have a crop yielding farm….you don’t sell it until it stops”….concept of parenting..

Something that books should be written on…”how to whore your kids out”….but that no one will ever write it, as they like to pretend they aren’t whoring out their kids, as they cash they checks…

So Britney Spears is more than just a mom in a sports bra…she’s more than a performer with a legacy….she’s more than a Vegas show…and she’s more than a human…she’s an inspiration to parents everywhere…a case study, if you will.

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She’s also in a white Dress:

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2015

Dec

Miranda Kerr’s Naked Cover of the Day

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Miranda Kerr continues her trapping of a billionaire lesson…this time with a nude cover for Harper’s Bazaar Australia…

I already posted MIRANDA KERR WHORING today…

I don’t know how much more Miranda Kerr I can handle, because even when she was a low level, or even at her peak as a Victoria’s Secret model, I found her uninteresting…so this sugar baby version of her…remains dull at best…

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2015

Dec

Kylie Minogue Hanging Out With Herself of the Day

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Kylie Minogue is posing with herself…I am not too sure which on is the wax figure and not just because I am too busy wondering if the vagina is built into it, or more importantly if the vagina is self lubricating, but because Kylie Minogue is this weird phenomenon who has been working since the 80s, but who doesn’t age, making me think she’s a fucking AI or a Robot…or a modern version of a sex doll….she’s even survived CANCER…which could be attributed to her scientists who made her readjusting her DNA…

You see if you’ve ever seen an Australian in her 30s, you’ll know…at 30…their faces pretty much melt into weirdness…thanks to the sun…

But this one…is still so youthful…weird..but what’s weirder is that I’d still fuck her if she was a burn Victim…flesh melting and dripping everywhere…because she’s been a constant source of “I’d fuck that” throughout my adult life…

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2015

Dec

Eliza Dushku’s Bikini of the Day

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Eliza Dushku is some 90s babe – who I guess got bored of trying to live the normal life back in Boston, you know doing the whole college thing at 35, in effort to say “fuck you hollywood and rich athlete boyfriends”…in a “I’m going to do this on my own, with my millions, for real though”….

In doing that going to class, maybe even joining a sorority, interacting with 20 year olds, she’s pretty much fitting right in, posting the bikini selfies…like this was Spring Break, since one thing young people know is…bikini selfies…w

But you can’t be too sure, celebrities do this shit too, as fame whoring is all part of what she’s known the last 1.5 decades….

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2015

Dec

Rihanna’s Samsung Ads Push Limits and are Amazing….of the Day

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This is a more interesting approach to the Holiday Advent calendar…but more importantly it’s a pretty intresting approach for a brand like Samsung to get behind this dark, made for the internet, all fetishy and dark….project…

These videos aren’t even hitting a million views, which is insanity considering this is Rihanna, an A list artist who people love…and I’m not quite sure why, because tehy are some of the best videos I’ve seen produced by a celebrity for the sake of a campaign pretty much ever…and I’ve been doing this for a long fucking time…

I guess, it just takes an “artist” who doesn’t give a fuck because she makes more money than the Island she’s from collects in taxes each year…and realizes the candy coated bullshit that these brands pay millions of dollars on, can actually have some concept, depth or erotic tone…

Ya know what I mean…if you don’t just check out what Taylor Swift is doing for the holiday campaigns she’s plugging…

How do these have less than a million views…and they’ve been online for more than a week…makes zero sense, they’re gold…

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