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Is Eva Longoria’s Ass Real of the Day

Emma Roberts is Pregnant and Ashley Benson is in a Thong in Bikinis of the Day

Suki Waterhouse Flashes her Ass of the Day

Em Rata and her Muppet Face of the Day

Halle Berry in a Lingerie Outfit Despite Being 100 of the Day

2015

Dec

Kylie Jenner’s Hard Nipple Brings in the Christmas Season of the DAy

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Kylie Jenner decided to grace the world with her hard nipple…as a follow-up to her wheel chair fetish porn shoot to stand out and be different…

Because she’s an 18 year old, like Courtney Stodden is an 18 year old, puppet designed or created to sell product and make the family stupid money…all while not being very cute…or I guess very humble…

Because here is her Ferrari, leased or not, she’s still an 18 year old with a Ferrari. teaching the youth everything importnat in life..and that’s the Christmas Spirit..give to each other, unless it is a battered women’s movement….or just take as much money as you can from people and show off what it bought you…making them feel indequate about not having super cars at 18..fucking up the whole fucking world…with this commercialization, self whoring, parent whoring, terrible, terrible shit….that is the color of shit…after a lot of pitchers of cheap ber…and I have no idea why…

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2015

Dec

Miranda Lambert’s Country Corn Fed Titties of the Day

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Everyone is out there talking about Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani, two cohosts on a very fucking popular show, a story probably spun by one of the producers, who has since gone onto get a raise…because it’s been fantastic for ratings, the world, obsessed with celebrity, fame and love…tuning in every week to see what flirting happens next for the divorcees…the same demographic as their viewership…I’m onto The voice….

When as these magazine pics point out, we should be focusing on Miranda Lambert and her big country titties…because if you have to stomach new shitty country music….and this is coming from someone who listens to old country music…and who just hates the new shit…there needs to be tits to make it ok…so here are the tits…that make it ok…I just need some Whiskey and my horse to get through this…

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2015

Dec

Selena Gomez Bra on Music Video Set of the Day

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Hey thanks Entertainment Tonight, not for being a staple in shitty celebrity gossip that is really just stories fed by publicists, for as long as I can remember…not for helping perpetuate the lies that these idiots created with the help of the paparazzi…..not being suck up bitches…and not for Mary Hart legs or Leeza Gibbons legs…that perverts in the 80s were forced to masturbate because porn is hard to get…but for these Selena Gomez bra pics…that are revolutionary…inspiring….capable of curing cancer…only for Selena to milk it…as she does with cures for cancer…that was a bad chemotherapy joke..

Well, she’s in a bra…that Selena Gomez…pulling all the fucking stops for this singing career she’s into..

It looks like it is some crime scene, or murder scene, tasteless based on current events…but I’m sure girls like this lack tact in everything they do because they are so self involved…caring about themselves and only themselves…can be insensitive…

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2015

Dec

Ellen Von Unwerth For Lingerie Brand Chantal Thomass of the Day

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Ellen Von Unwerth is one of the more interesting photographers…who gets paid to take fetishy pics of these girls or women…am I allowed to say women…or female…because the root word is men or male…I don’t know in this PC world we live in…that is so PC…everything is deemed racist or wrong…which in and of itself is racist and wrong….strange….

I guess what I’m saying is that I like this Ellen character, maybe we’ll call it an it…and the shoots she does…this one is for a lingerie company…not unlike other lingerie companies…or lingerie shoots…they all feature girls in lingerie…but seemingly better or more interesting than the shit the evil lingerie companies put out…you know that we’ve been tainted, polluted, destroyed by…which isn’t saying much…seeing as this isn’t the Mcdonald’s, cookie cutter, fast food version of panties…available in every mall…but it’s saying something…and that is that she takes a good photo…compared to all the instagram photographers..

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2015

Dec

Kate Bock for Elle Canada Because She’s Canadian of the Day

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Kate Bock is a Canadian Sports illustrated model who has been in the magazine, which as far as anyone with a brain is concerned, has gone to shit and the girls they choose are pretty fucking low level bootleg…but still in bikinis…set in pics that look like every other bikini pic everyday…boring…

But at least they try….and sometimes, at least between 2013 and 2015, they tried with Kate Bock, and even gave her “rookie of the year”…the most prestigious award for a girl from Canada or really anywhere…with a dream of low level modeling and fucking athletes…

Well, in Typical Canadian form, they’ve decided to feature her in their version of Elle Magazine, because once they “make it”…that is really more “making it with the right guys”…if you know what I mean…the Canadian media promotes…it’s some law or something…

The real highlight about Kate Bock isn’t her nonsense career, or even these tame, not softcore porn pics…but the fact that she was discovered at 12 at a public pool…who was the fucking pervert discovering 12 year old girls at the public pool…but they should be arrested, but instead are bathing in the wealth they made off their 20 percent of Kate Bock…a fortune somewhere in the realm of 2,000 dollars…

She’s hot, boring pics though.

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2015

Dec

Naked Man Gets Tased on Highway and Other Videos of the Day

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Road Rage in Panama

Husband Sets House on Fire….Drives Motorbike Into It

Treadmill Wood Transport

300 Whales Wash Up in Patagonia

Baby Goat Hop…

Monkey VS Motorbike

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2015

Dec

Pam Anderson is Day 3 for Love Magazine Advent Calendar of the Day

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Pam Anderson, in a black wig and lingerie…is Day 3 of the Love Magazine 31 days of December – people of interest in lingerie dancing silly – online bonanza….that isn’t for Christmas because Christmas is so dated…but rather for the all encompassing “Holiday”…and I think the “Holiday Miracle” in all this is that people consider an old tired Pam Anderson full of plastic surgery to be a person of interest….I mean if this was a long lost sex tape from the 90s, I’d get it, but as it stands now…its some old man Christmas or as the kids call him – old man Holiday with silly clown tits that are only a couple of years old….doing things she did in her 20s and even 30s…in her 50s….its weird… But maybe I’m just at a loss for words now that she’s beat hepatitis…for those of you who don’t know, making a fun of a girl or woman or granny for being a whore when she’s got the hepatitis to prove it was the obvious and the easy…literally…and I like things easy…obviously…..

Here’s to Canada….and old ladies…keeping the “i guess I’d fuck her…alive…

I love Christmas…and I like that Love is pulling it off in this Christmasless world we live in….so to see the rest of the now annual Advent Calendar HERE

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2015

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Very little exciting happens in my life when I am hibernating…now that it is winter and there is no daylight and any asshole willing to face the cold isn’t a Mexican….

So I rely heavily on tinder being my link to the outside world of sluts…like last night’s who kept sending me the wettest most soaking pussy I’ve ever seen…that almost gave me a boner…reminding me…hell…we don’t need to leave the house…the pussy is right here…

Magical..Here are some stepLINKS…in the morning….

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Stripper Shoe Wearing Walmart Shopper
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Taylor Marie Hill in a Bikini
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Drunk Girl Acrobatics
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Brooke Burke is Plastic in Plastic of the Day
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Gigi Hadid – Naked for Shoes
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Abigail Ratchford’s Huge Tits
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A Throwback to Some Hot Asses…
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Joanna Krupa’s Slutty Big Tits
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So Many Redheads
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Jennifer Aniston Hard Nipple for Think Magazine of the Day
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Mariah Carey Huge Cleavage for Christmas!
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Marksman and His Trick Shots
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2015

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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I am an online busker, with less talent and no tips…

Maybe I should go back to the Donate Here button on the site…

My virtual hat..

Money for coffee…and whiskey….and beer…

You wouldn’t give me anything…

You’d just keep me dancing monkey posting tit pics…for free

I hate yo…

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A Bunch of Booty Booty Booty
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Taylor Swift VS a Bird
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Dalia Elliott is the Fame Whore of the Day
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Jenna Dewan Underboob
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Rihanna Cleavage on the Voice…
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Downhill Ice Cross Battles
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Rosie Jones – Glamour Model
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Kristen Stewart and Her Dumbo Ears
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Lacy Banghard in a Thong
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2 Chainz Wins Lawsuit Against Hooker
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Hottest Pics of Erin Heatherton
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Sandra Bullock Adopts Another Black
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Does a Miley Upskirt Even Matter
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Paris Hilton Ass
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Lena Derke Lingerie
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Dirtiest Jokes in Simpson’s History
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The American Crime Story – Trailer
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Girls into Sports Team
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Gigi Hadid for Instagram
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Locksmith VS Lock
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Emma Miller is the New is New Young Poon…
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Chris Brown Pulled from Daily Show
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Pole Dance Moves
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49 Pics of Salma Hayek
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Tawny Jordan in a Bikini
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Bella Hadid Wearing Very Little…
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The Hoverboard Rap Song
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2015

Dec

Kim Kardashian Wants to Be Paid To Support Women Domestic Violence Campaign of the Day

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Typical of a money making machine…and by machine I mean hooker…right…

She’s a horrible person, we’ve established that. They are a horrible family. We’ve established that. They are vain, they are materialistic, they are vapid…they do no good for the world…and they act like fucking trash with no concern for the consequences of their actions…it’s all to make money, to be talked about, in what is a big fucking joke….to everyone involved…

So some artist made her look domestic abused, because she has probably lead to some domestic abuse, I know if my wife watched that shit, I’d beat her…and now Kim Kardashian is suing…because you can’t use a cunt’s image to promote a good cause like not beating your wife..without paying…that’s illegal…

Fuck that…it’s fair use, bitch is shoved so far down our throats…I hope everyone stars using the porn trash’s image without paying her because paying her is where it all went wrong…she should have made 10k off the porn, that’s it..ends there…to which she made a follow up porn…not a show, not anything else..just the porn..

She should be ordered pay us all back for damages…can’t we class action suit or petition this garbage people…

I guess they should have probably just used the Rihanna pics…wher ethey wouldn’t need an artist to make these idiots look beat…ANyone else have a boner from seeing a beat up Kardashian? Not because we like beat up women, but because we like beat up Kardashians…

Maybe…she should use the image for a good cause on her social media..without getting paid…right..she probably will for the backlash…good viral campaign artist…made some noise..

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