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Is Eva Longoria’s Ass Real of the Day

Emma Roberts is Pregnant and Ashley Benson is in a Thong in Bikinis of the Day

Suki Waterhouse Flashes her Ass of the Day

Em Rata and her Muppet Face of the Day

Halle Berry in a Lingerie Outfit Despite Being 100 of the Day

2015

Dec

Rosie Huntington Naked in a Burberry Scarf of the Day

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Here’s an ad that Burberry put out, because it is Christmas and what better way to promote your overpriced, overrated, product than to put a pretty top end, British model in the scarf naked…but covering all the good parts…because at 1000 dollars or whatever the price of one of these things is…it better fucking double as a blanket, towel, a mode of transportation that will fucking magic carpet ride you around, a formal dress and just a fucking bath robe to kick it in…I mean otherwise it’s just a fucking rag with a print on it…knitted possibly…by little asian hands…to rape your fucking soul…and to give a group of execs something to laugh about “can you believe these idiots pay 1000 dollars for something we pay 10 dollars for…we fucking win…let’s use some of that money to get a model on set naked…so we can all see her pussy…because we fucking love pussy…the world…our hooker”…

I prefer when she’s leaving the GYM…in leggigns…with her rocking ass…

HERE AND HERE

Burberry didn’t pay me for this favorable review of their product, but they should have.

Posted in:Rosie Huntington|SFW

2015

Dec

Angela Lindvall Nipples by Bryan Adams for Zoo of the Day

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Here’s a photoshoot by Canadian rocker, who I think has actually sold more records than any other Canadian rocker with his 80s ballads and theme songs to movies like Robin Hood…Bryan Adams….who just released a new album that I am sure will do massive numbers…with songs like this one….that is always on the radio – and that is actually good…Not Summer of 69 good…but good…and reminds me of some good old rock…

Well like all Rockstars, dude likes models and models like rockstars…for their money and lifestyle and really everything that comes with being a rockstar…because they all want to be hand selected by them…

So Bryan Adams did the natural thing in his downtime to focus on his hobby, that he has turned into a career…and that’s being a fashion photographer…

So not only does dude make millions a year off his music and the royalties..but he also makes money taking pics of hot chicks…

It’s crazy that some people are just better at life than others…

This is model Angela Lindvall, who is famous to people who know models…and she’s showing her nipples for some obscure magazine..so give Bryan Adams some props for winning…

She’s American despite her immigrant sounding name….and she’s got bush, my fucking favorite…..

Posted in:Angela Lindvall|Brayn Adams

2015

Dec

Gigi Hadid, Joans Smalls and Lily Aldridge for Stuart Weitzman of the Day

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Shoe porn…

So Stuart Weitzman is probably a 500 million dollar or more shoe company…and they are taking cues from foot fetish websites…and/or craigslist ads that Stuart Weritzman can probably relate to – because why else would he get into the women’s shoe business to begin with – that’s just fucking creepy…at least he’s not in the lingerie for toddler business…that’s just weird…

He got models…who I guess are now considered Victoria’s Secret models…to model his shoes in some cross pollination that is typical of this recycled garbage industry that chooses a handful of girls they cycle out as hard as they can for 10 years or until they get fat and turn to acting or daytime TV talk shows…

I know foot fetishists, and I’ve been known to suck a toe while trying to get some penetration with my micro cock those days I trick girls into sex….and I’m not one of them, however they are some of the weirdest fucking people in existence…I’ve seen these creeps offer girls 100 dollars to film their feet and not even jerk off on their feet…and I know girls who sell pics of their feet to dudes off instagram…because it’s a whole ecosystem where girls don’t feel like whores participating in it..even though her feet to that guy – are her spread ass and pussy to perverts like me….a different kind of pervert…but a pervert just the same…

Stuart Weitzman didn’t pay me for this…how unappreciative…unless you think model sandwiches…where GIGI is the meat..something I assume her parents have felt about her for a long time…is a fair contribution to the busking that is this website…

Posted in:Gigi Hadid|Joans Smalls|Lily Adridge|SFW

2015

Dec

Anja Rubik Nipples for Vogue Paris of the Day

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Anja Rubik is a titty model…and Vogue is a Titty Magazine…they are just clever about it and put Fashion in their description, so that every serious corporation knows that they are luxurious tits…and not just any instagram model tits…you know tits that have been cultivated amongst the richest and classiest people…draped in the richest and classiest robes and fabrics….while shot by the highest paid and international photographers…who are in on this racket too…

Because when you break it down…you know really deconstruct it…a tit is a tit…even the feminists will argue that when arguing for their right to walk around topless “Our tits are like your tits, we are all one tit, under the image of God, even though we can’t say God exists, that’s not progressive and inclusive or politically correct”…

And this to me is no different than the stills they take on porn sets before the fucking…which are sometimes set in very classy places…you know…

It’s all just tits..whether some high brow bullshit artist who calls himself an artist when he’s really just a pervert tells her to pull out her tit…or some dude who accepts being a pervert who could never pull it off as an artist so he works in porn or not…it’s all the fucking same…and by that I mean..I want to suck them all the same…and I don’t care about context…

Posted in:Anja Rubik|SFW

2015

Dec

Emily Bett Rickards in a Bikini of the Day

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I don’t watch Arrow, there’s something about Low Budget, Canadian produced garbage TV shows that I fucking hate and have hated since Xena Warrior Princess and Hercules…it makes me want to break shit…

But then again, I generally hate all TV…but nerds love all things comic, and there are a series of these Vancouver made comic based shows, and this girl…mily Bett Rickards….happens to be “the hot chick” on one of them..

She’s from Vancouver, which means we’ve probably met at the Canada meeting all Canadians attend….she booked this show, with a talking role, so that now she can move to Hollywood and become famous…she’s only 24 and it seems everyone from Beiber to Drake to the Weekend to Jim Carrey, Pam Anderson, Obama, and everyone in Between is Canada…because Canada is an inclusive nation…filled with girls who just want to be as famous as the American girls..and who will get into bikinis that show off their nipple rings to do that…

They are my people, I must embrace them…even if embracing them will come with assault charges….girls can be so uptight.

I SPOKE TOO SOON – She is a Tranny…or a Gymnast…Distracted by the hard nipple…

To See The Rest of the Pics
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Posted in:Emily Bett Rickards|SFW

2015

Dec

Eliza Dushku’s Mormon Crotch Shot of the Day of the Day

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Eliza Dushku had a window of opportunity, where she cashed in on being the hot girl, in teen comedies, that at the time were pretty much some variation of American Pie…and really popular, but more importantly, she was on the very nerd friendly Buffy the Vampire Slayer and it’s spinoff Angel, that if you had any socially awkward friends, or if you were socially awkward, and not in the drink yourself stupid and only hang out with hookers socially awkward, but rather the socially awkward because you’re so pumped on shit like Buffy the Vampire Slayer and it’s Spinoff Angel….you probably remember her…thanks to the tattoo you got of her on your calf…weirdo…

She was a mormon, which means she’s probably sexually very wild, thanks to that oppression, so wild she dated Rick Fox (a black man)…out of wedlock…for 5 years…

I am not really sure where her career went…she’s back in Boston going to school or some shit..while maintaining her fan base, because even after they throw in the towel, they always come back….acting is too fucking easy, when you’ve got a couple million in the bank, while working 9-5 at anything just fucking scuks…

But while she pretends to be bettering herself at 34…to complete what she started, school…or possibly finding her religion since hollywood is soul raping…and people need saving after they are done with it…she’s letting her dog sniff and nook up in her pussy….which I guess is something you’d want to share to your fans too…subtle, SFW…MORMOM pussy shots..where that she’s probably on her period…if you still get those at 35…..

Posted in:Eliza Dushku|SFW

2015

Dec

Vagina Perfume Prank….and Other Videos of the Day

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Festive Walmart Employee Brawl

When Two Trucks Collide

Man VS Train….Spoiler Alert – The Train Wins

Prison Escape of the Day

Dude Gets Shot on CCTV in Conencticut

Old Lady Scares off Robbers

Man VS People Buying Lotto Tickets with Food Stamps

Ravers…

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

Dec

Gigi Hadid is Day 2 Of Love Magazine’s Christmas Advent Calendar of the Day

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Porny and Disco Gigi….for Christmas / Holiday / Since Christmas is racist..

Obviously the second day at Love Magazine’s advent calendar is Gigi Hadid…a model who looks like a regular girl…but who everyone loves…because she’s affiliated with a Jenner, and has managed to have a legitimate “career”…thanks to having a lot of instagram followers and a model mom who is just as big of a fame whore as Kris Jenner…she’s on the Real Housewives show…

It’s like LA is a magnet for these aspiring sugar babies…and they have babies…they pass on their vain, disgusting, materialistic, moraless, prostitute to the rich personalities to…

I think Gigi is all hype, mocking the modeling industry, but with anything with a vagina, getting naked for validation and cash, I still approve..

I mean shs’s a young slutty rich kid…nothing wrong with that…I mean other than her personality, but who cares about that…we don’t hang out with her..

Check out Love Magazine and Theri Domination of December with everyone and anyone relevant half naked in lingerie …. HERE

Posted in:Gigi Hadid|Love Magazine|SFW

2015

Dec

Lady Gaga for Rolling Stone Italy of the Day

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Lady Gaga is so famous that Rolling Stone Italy is doing features on her…you know you’re really on the rise and not the decline when all your competitors are still making money, while no one gives a fuck about you, except maybe fans of American Horror Story…and Obscure market Rolling Stone, because like David Hasselhoff, some countries get into things, especially their own lineage of people, who have made it…

I figure Gaga is talented enough to keep powering through…rich enough to retire…getting residuals to continue earning for the rest of her life…so that even with what she’s banked…she’ll still bring in more…

I figure she’s still got fans, people still love her, and only I am grateful or hopeful of her ending…because she was a lot of flash in the pan..and that kind of shit, even when nudity is involved…annoys the fuck out of me…

Either way, not sure if this is a new shoot or old shoot..but it’s a shoot..

Posted in:Lady Gaga|SFW

2015

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I like sexting with young feminists…because their mind says no…but their body says yes…

It’s like they hate being “sexualized”…and say “stop sexualizing’…when you ask for their vagina pics to jerk off to…and when you ignore them they say “I’m here in bed naked”….trying to bait you in…only to take that orgasm away from you…when you fall for their feminist trap…

It’s like a lot of fucking work to get to the same common goal, that’s why you need to stick to moms, with careers, who either hate their husbands or are divorced from their husbands…they just go direct to the “tell me to finger myself, I have 7 minutes”…

Romance…is so complicated these days…especailly when cheating on my wife with internet strangers…

Here are some morning links for Christmas…

A Bunch of Hot Puck SLuts
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Mark Zuckerberg is Giving 99% of Facebook chairs to Charity in His Lifetime…Thanks to Giving Birth and Being The Mesiah who controls us
CLICK HERE

Honest Trailer of Fantastic Four
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Slutty Girls Bending…Like Sluts
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Amanda Bynes is No Longer a Crackhead – but She’s Got Tits
CLICK HERE

Paris Hilton is All Tied Up
CLICK HERE

Leonardo DiCaprio Didn’t Get Raped By a Bear
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Got the time….
CLICK HERE

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