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Halle Berry in a Lingerie Outfit Despite Being 100 of the Day

2015

Dec

Pornstar and Teen Mother Farrah Abraham in Lingerie for Christmas of the Day

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I feel like a lot of pornstars start their sex lives out with being either teen mothers, teen aborters, or teen taking as much cock as possible because it feels good and fills the emptiness in their soul…and thus leads to producing content that fills the emptiness in our soul….

Maybe I am just typecasting girls who are addicted to sex so hard that they end up doing it as a career because they think it will lead to fame and fortune, who are either too smart to do a normal job when they can just fuck for money on screen…and feel like stars….or maybe they are just too dumb to know better than thing being fucked up the ass is the answer to their problems…that started in their white trash, raped by family members…or neighbors…you know cuz you have to be fucked in the head to be a pornstar…and/or a teen mom…

Either way from MTV, to PORN, to Best Selling Author, back to Porn, Back to MTV, etc….Farrah Abraham…an inspiration to white trash everywhere…

Here’s some lingerie shoot she’s doing for the holidays…she’s the Christmas monster…

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2015

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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Christmas is coming and so should you…

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Come to Them….Or just click em….I’m drunk….making girls sit on my lap asking me for gifts….this waitress hates me

Leonardo DiCaprio Raped By a Bear
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Oh Shit – Girls in Sports Bras…
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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Push Up Bra
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Freaky Couple in their Underwear
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Farrah Abraham in Lingerie
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Black Friday in Brazil…is Hilarious..
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Sara Jean Underwood has a Great Ass
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Adriana Lima Plays With Herself and Not in a Good Way
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The Gayest Celebrity Beef of the Day
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Batman VS Superman Sneak Peak
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Maitland Ward Nipples
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Slutty Girls with Thigh Gaps
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Slut of the Day
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Emily Bett Rickards Nipples in a Bikini
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Buddhist Monk Mind over Fire
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Jennifer Aniston’s Husband Supports 9/11 or Something…
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Toddler Mind Blown By Sliding Doors
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Elizabeth Olsen – The Other Olsen Twin – Got Dumped
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Melissa Castagnoli in a Bikini….
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Kristen Stewart Shaved
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Vanessa Paradis Booty for Vogue
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Keanu Reeves and Ruby Rose On Set
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A Bunch of Useless Blonde Chicks
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Some Pencil Lead Art…
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Cat Gently Stroking a Pig
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Emmy Rossum is a Useless Red Dress Wearing Played Out Nude Actor
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Eliza Gonzalez is Hot in a Bikini
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Kourtney Kardashian in Thigh High Boots
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The Prince May or May Not have a Boner
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The Hulk is Korean Now
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Marksman and his Trick Shots
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Sluts in Beanies.
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Kite Surfer Jumps an Island
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Pornstar James Deen, like all Men….but maybe more than others, since he’s in porn and probably a woman hater who needs to next level things to get off…is being accused of raping 3 pornstars…who are still people and capable of being raped…No Means No
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Courtney Cox is Single…Score?
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Chick in the Dressing Room – Getting Dressed
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Just Recycling Food…
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2015

Dec

Jessica Simpson’s Fitness Ass of the Day

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I couldn’t end the day with a talentless little troll who was born into a porn family and thus has the right or the star power to promote nonsense products to the vapid youth that follow her….

Even if I see comedy in her wearing assless pants like a homo at the leatherbar on a Saturday night..

I figured, I should post this doctored picture of mom and fitness guru to the fat middle americans who buy her affordable clothing that has made her a billionaire…Jessica Simpson…

Because she knows that being fat does pay, but in her case it paid to make her lose the weight, bringing her to this healthy place where she feels comfortable, sexy and willing to show off that mid 30s mom ass…

She’s more of the mom who’s tits you stare at, but this booty’s something different, and at least when she does it, it’s because she earned the right to do it, through being a pop icon…rather than a Kardashian…who is just garbage…

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2015

Dec

Kylie Jenner in Assless Pants and a Wheelchair for Interview Magazine of the Day

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Kylie Jenner is playing a sexbot, fem bot, robot, drone, AI, which I am sure hits close to home, since she’s pretty much just a puppet her mom shat out of her vagina and modified in the lab in the basement to sell product to a specific market…

Who at 18, is rocking assless chaps, like some kind of Gay cowboy only black rappers, who aren’t even good rappers, but who add to a storyline for the family, get up inside…and I guess..this is probably her hottest shoot to date…which isn’t saying much, but it’s saying that I don’t hate everything the Kardashians do in their whoring, even if as a general global statement, they are the cancer on my dick, next to the genital warts and herpes scabs….and far more gross…you know the worst of the worst….

But like this…or getting fucked…I can handle their fame whoring…

This is for Interview magazine and is her most interesting cry for attention because her parents are too into themselves to notice her…

Fetishy…porny…good 18 year old who fuck 30 year old because she’s broken behavior…for a magazine that loves all things “celebrity”…even useless things that are “celebrity”…not that you couldn’t find a use for Kylie, you probably already have…

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2015

Dec

Rita Ora Nipple Slip of the Day

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Nipples are everywhere in the UK…

Rita Ora, who is everyone’s favorite Rihanna impersonator…the girl who is probably also the highest paid Rihanna Impersonator…even though no one really knows what she does other than Rihanna Impersonating…and/or getting a couple of verses on some songs guys she fucks produce…flashed her nipple to the paparazzi…because she needs and wants you talking about her…it’s good for business..

To think anything any of these people do isn’t calculated is just ignorant…they only exist because they want so badly to exist and will work every single angle they fucking can…

Now I don’t give a fuck about a bootleg Rihanna, or even the actual Rihanna..I don’t care about a Rihanna impersonator, or someone who doesn’t even realize she’s a Rihanna Impersonator…I can say with confidence I will never consciously listen to her music…

But I do like nipple slips…even when staged thay feel so real…

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2015

Dec

Botox Face Lindsay Lohan in a Bikini Top of the Day

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Lindsay Lohan is still Lindsay Lohan…and I am a fan…even if she hates me and never calls, emails, or invites me on luxurious vacations rich guys are taken her on…

When she was 18 years old, she had so much botox and face fillers that she looked 40, so that now when she’s 30, I assume she’s 30 by now, she still looks 40…so I guess that’s how Botox work…

As far as I’m concered Bella Thorne, the bootleg Lohan looks just as old as Lohan, but pretends she’s 18…so maybe it’s a redheaded exploited by their family thing…

And really, this December 1st, is just a celebration of Lohan Being alive..and not dead…as she is the most magical a creature I’ve ever come across in this pathetic life I live…

Sure that’s not saying much…but that’s saying something…and that is that Lohan is forever…even when she’s virtually dead….

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2015

Dec

Sarah Hyland Pantsless of the Day

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Sarah Hyland is one of the creepiest celebrities because she looks 12 – but isn’t 12…she lives that adult life…with adult issues…like an ex boyfriend who beats her and she had to get restraining order from…to hanging with Colombian hookers who teach her the way to succeed via tits…but she looks like someone you want to ask if they’ve lost their parents if you were to find her at Disney, for her to respond “no I just fuck the execs here to get work”…seeing as Disney owns ABC…a a baby Herman situation…you know created by the industry, fed hormones by the industry, so that her stage mom could really maximize her career when she knew she was cute, not thinking about how terrifying adult babies in lingerie could possibly be….

It’s funny that pedophilia or sex offending is based on actual age, not the fact the underdeveloped 18 year olds who look 10, would take a real pervert to fuck…or retards who are 18 but act 4 are also fair game for a real pervert to fuck…but 17 and a half year olds who look 40…will get you in jail..interesting law., you should start a campaign against it…I’m sure it’ll go over well at your local high school…

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2015

Dec

Elle Goulding Nipple in a See Through Shirt of the Day

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Ellie Goulding has nipples…that she wants you to see…as most girls with nipples do…

It’s like they sexualize their nipples more than guys sexualize nipples…all temping us with them and making us look at them…even when some of us only really care about looking at your asshole while fucking your pussy…

It’s like some days the nipple is a “suck on my tits while I cum”…and other days it’s “my nipples aren’t sex objects, stop, MAN”…

Get your fucking story straight…sshole…

If you don’t know who Ellie Goulding is, or what nipples you’re looking at, I can assure you, her “work” will not be life changing

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2015

Dec

Paris Hilton for Paper Magazine of the Day

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Paris Hilton is back at it..putting her booty into it…a booty so tainted yet amazing, I’d spend at least an hour sniffing..

I guess she’s on some pre-40 year old comeback tour…or midlife crisis…because despite having made a ton of money and is still making a ton of money…she want’s some of that attention her fat brown friend is getting…

It’s like she’s decided to go back to low level modeling to generate some buzz for her, not because she needs it for her business or money, but because she’s Paris Hilton and deserves it…at least in her mind…

Living the last 5-10 years as the bootleg Kim Kardashian, because Kim Kardashian stole everything she built from her…in a never trust your brown friends you treat like shit to be nice to you…unless Paris is smarter than any of us actually think she is and worked out a deal with the Kardashians where that she gets 10 percent of everything they make for the lifetime…which would have been the smart thing to do when giving her all your trade secrets…in a step by step school of making stupid money….by being nothing…and doing nothing…

I’d actually be shocked if Paris doesn’t get backend residuals for Kim K and the gang of idiots…

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2015

Dec

Selena Gomez VS Victoria’s Secret Models of the Day

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Victoria’s pulling out their big guns to promote their shitty televised infomercial….and they are using Selena Gomez and her following of dumb tween girls to do it…

Selena Gomez is promoting her big break as a performer at the Victoria’s Secret fashion show, who I guess are paying her by doing this viral video to promote her shitty song, as the models, who are much hotter than Selena Gomez, lip syncing…with some Selena fake titty lupus and Chemotherapy tits…in the mix…

As shitty a product and brand Victoria’s Secret is…some of these girls are pretty good…and despite how dumb this video is…and how bad this song is…some of these girls are pretty good…and despite how annoying Selena Gomez is in her bullshit career…as long as her tits are out there…it’s ok…and as annoying as each of these overrated girls looks trying to act…they are still pretty good..

Garbage…but hot chicks doing anything…even cheesy things..is hard to really not watch…if you have absolutely nothing to do…

That said, Fat Adriana Lima is Creepy and Grabbing At Herself of the Day

I guess Adriana Lima is up on the “fat chicks get work”…..”fat chicks get the jobs”….”Fat chicks get celebrated for being fat, so why the fuck am I going to work out 8 hours a day for my millionss of dollars, when I can just eat as much as I fucking want and pretend it’s a feminist movement, that I’ve made millions making girls feel insecure about themselves, but that I don’t need that Patriarchy machine to hold me down, even if they are her only employer”….because why work, when you can just take the jobs and pretend it’s more than just getting old and tired, like there’s purpose to it…when really it’s just lainess…

I don’t know why a model gets a wax figure, but I know there’s a fetish in watching a model play with a clone of herself, especially for you scifi weirdos who remember LIMA as one of the hottest models to exist the last 20 years…

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