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2015

27

Nov

Selena Gomez Chemo Hard Nipple Tits for for Instyle UK of the Day

Everyone obsessed with Adele because of their Dairy Addiction, you know love for Cows, that they’ve forgotten about aspiring Adele, Selena Gomez, who just doesn’t have the star power, or intelligence to write a broken heart album, only to write a redemption album, even though she hangs out with Taylor Swift and should understand these things..I guess she’s more of an actress, she’s an actress right? I mean I don’t even remember anything she’s done other than get fake titties and blame it on Chemo, to basically tell every dying kid with cancer and no hair, that she’s going to milk the pain like it was Adele, and have a total disregard for all they are going through to increase record sales….I mean that and having sex with Bieber…

Either way, lots of hard nipples in this shoot, I used to jerk off to hard nipples, it was the late 80s….but yet for some reason, she’s still the fucking worst…

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2015

27

Nov

Ava Sambora for Snapchat of the Day

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When your dad is in Bon Jovi, but isn’t Bon Jovi and your mom is Heather Locklear, a rock and roll groupie who was clever enough to be a model and the kind of actress who gets cast for being hot…and not because she can act…you learn all the tricks to make your social media matter…which is all the kids really care about these days, and I guess all the brands that are hiring them care about also..

It’s like she’s got the trust fund dollars and the connections to get quality photoshoots, to work with quality brands, and to get those followers to a place that makes her forget that she needs or wants to self medicate…you know filling the void…

If social media existed many years ago, and people realized that popularity can be bought…easily…I bet there would be a lot less rich kid suicides…because Social Media accounts save…once they hit that critical mass….

So she’s young, barely 18, already on the hustle…trying to be the next Gigi Hadid…because no one really understands what actually matters in life…cuz it is definitely none of this…

Posted in:Ava Sambora|SFW

2015

27

Nov

Samantha Hoopes Softcore Porn Shoot of the Day

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Samantha Hoopes is the kind of model who looks 40, is probably 40, pretends she’s not 40, and acts really nice to everyone on set so they don’t look up her birthdate to find out she’s 40…or maybe it’s just Botox and Fillers that happened due to insecurity…

She’s also a Sports Illustrated model, because she obviously slept with the right person, to live out that childhood dream of being part of that “prestigious” magazine…because the chances of her finally getting work…or at least a rich athlete husband or even just a sugar daddy is much higher than working the strip club..or escort circuit she looks like she should be working…and that according to 2-3 rich guys I know…she is working…for 20,000 a night…Rumors…that sound too true to be good..

The fact is that not all the SI models go onto big things, especially not in this social media world, that requires work for girls who don’t like work, so they do things liks this bottom feeding – hoping for press – that will turn into jobs – but with that hard face – I can’t imagine that working out too well for her – but I’m usually wrong…until I am right…

Posted in:Samantha Hoopes|SFW

2015

27

Nov

Sarah Hyland in Love of the DAy

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I love nothing more than seeing some staged romantic pics of social media, put out by either calculated requests from the publicist, or because the person in said pics is so broken, that they need to feel love so intensely that they share it with the world…

It is always the people putting up the pictures likes this, full of love, with captions celebrating their love, who burn through different boyfriends on the regular..it’s like every two months it’s another “i’m so in love”…where everyone watching roles their eyes..but the person involved is so broken and empty that they really believe it..

Like this Sarah Hyland pic that is screaming “bullshit”…because we can all tell your boyfriend is a faggot…and I’m not just saying that because I am a Sarah Hyland fan who gets personally offended when she fucks other dudes…I don’t give a fuck about Sarah Hyland…I am saying it because I can tell her boyfriend is a faggot…even if this is a world of non-judgemental, we’re all god’s people, even though there is no god….

Posted in:Sarah Hyland|SFW

2015

27

Nov

Joanna Krupa’s Got it All Figured Out of the Day

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Joanna Krupa was a “Glamour” model who really milked the fact that she was from Poland, because it made fore a good story when being interviewed for the shitty Glamour model type magazines…

She did a series of very low level jobs, she even went back to Poland to try to have a career there, but then a miracle happened…called Dancing with the Stars…where all her dreams came true…at the eleventh hour…because she was pushing 40…and that opened doors to other reality shows people actually cared about…barely actual people who count, just the masses, who are clearly half retards, but still people….opening the doors for her to show up to restaurants in see through shirts…now that it’s all over…to get the paparazzi to take pics of her..

She’s a “shoulda been a stripper” kind of girl….but showing her nipples is ok….even if the tits they are on…are aftermarket and thus less valuable….they are still tits..

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Joanna Krupa|SFW

2015

27

Nov

Black Friday 2015 Video of the Day

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This is probably the most amazing Black Friday video, and not in a good way…This white bitch is grabbing what is apparently Vegetable steamers out of the hands of a kid…only to go after the mom…because everyone needs 5 fucking vegetable steamsers..to really remind us the state of the world we live in…

I mean how expensive could a vegetable steamer really be on other days of the week? 30 bucks? That you’ll allow your trashy self to be reduced to a person pulling product from a fucking kid…

What the fuck is wrong with people…

Here’s another one in Texas

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2015

27

Nov

Greek Hookers are the Black Friday Deal of the Day

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We’re all looking for deals, especially on Black Friday, especially when it comes to sex…and it seems like the best place for Sex at a discount in Greece…all it took was a Financial crisis…

According to the Washington Post:

When the economic crisis began in Greece, the going rate for sex with a prostitute was 50 euros ($53), the London newspaper quoted Laxos as saying. Now, it’s fallen to as low as two euros ($2.12) for a 30-minute session.

Prostitution in Greece is legal, which makes it even better, no consequences…but possibly AIDS, which as Charlie Sheen has taught us, is not a death sentence…

I mean 2 dollars for 30 minutes when all you need is 30 seconds…is fantastic savings, I’d just hate to see how banged out theri vaginas are…especailly considering vaginas in Greece are actually assholes…as the Greek and their bountiful olive oil natural resources – invented modern Anal sex along with math and other things…

Either way, Greek Hookers are the Black Friday deal of the Day…

And here’s Maria Menounos – the only Greek Hooker I know..

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2015

27

Nov

Lily Cole Has Something to Say of the Day

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A while ago, I posted some nude pics of model Lily Cole, who at one point in time, an may still be….they had her full vagina exposed and were really kind of creepy, thanks to her baby face doll head, and the fact that she’s so pale and Irish, ginger and transparent…

Her sister, Elvie, emailed me to take them down, so I asked her to be my girlfriend…and she just ignored me…which hurts me at my core…

But what doesn’t hurt is when Lily Cole crops out her creepy face, to focus on tits, that shouldn’t be model tits, models are supposed to be starving to death…

These are some serious fucking tits…that I guess she wants you to see…because she posted them to instagram…and now I am posting them here…maybe just to get Elvie to notice me again…

Hi Elvie, I like your sister’s tits.

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2015

27

Nov

Rapping Momma of the Day Titty Flash and Other Videos of the Day

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Fat Chicks Fighting in the Grocery Store

Creepy Fucking Accident

Asian Girl VS Thugs…

Insane Accident

Motel Robbery Fail

Putting a Cobra Down Friend’s Shirt

Teacher Taken Out in High School Fight

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

27

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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It’s safe to say that I got the best Black Friday deal in town….

I mean other than Roman Polanski…..who unlike Jared from Subway, doesn’t get arrested for taking nudes and molesting teens….

I guess it’s all to celebrate the great deal the Pilgrims on their quest for spreading the word of God got on the North American land…

Here are some morning links…

This is the Greatest Thanksgiving Themed Thing Ever
CLICK HERE

600 Foot Rope Swing
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Turkey Hangover – With Sluts in Glasses…
CLICK HERE

Maitland Ward is a Real Fucking Hooker
CLICK HERE

Tara Reid Blowjob Face
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Nude Rugby!
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Adam Sandler Performing…Who Cares..Oh Yeah…you Do…
CLICK HERE

The Hottest Nurse in the UK
CLICK HERE

Man is Shocked by Modern Society after 44 Years in Prison
CLICK HERE

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