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2015

25

Nov

Kaia Gerber for Teen Vogue of the Day

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I figure if Cindy Crawford is willing to pimp her kid out to the media. Throwing her into modeling shoots, because modeling was so good for Cindy Crawford, it even landed her a billionaire heir to the Gerber empire husband, that with his sperm, she made this Kaia brat…straight from the mean streets of Malibu…and now in magazines…because these idiots can’t just be gracious or graceful in their fame and fortune, they just need to keep milking it and milking it, and all it takes is making a few calls, because she’s Cindy Crawford….

Even if this 14 year old model was a troll, missing fingers, with server developmental disabilities, wheel chair bound, albino….and covered in contagious lesions…she’d still be cast in Teen Vogue, they’d just use a lot of make-up, all thanks to being Cindy Crawford’s daughter…

I’d assume that after seeing all the drugs, all the bad people at the parties she attended, Cindy Crawford would want her kid to do something more substantial…that involves not being a vapid twat…but instead…this is how she spends her high school weekends…

I just can’t see how anything good will come from this…she’s still a fucking kid…even if kids these days have more sex partners than you by 12, and not even the ghetto ones from the projects…but rich ones too…thanks to internet porn and parents too into themselves to raise them properly…

I guess the good news is that she’s cute, has potential, and in the next 4 years…will be walking the runway for that scam Victoria’s Secret, because that’s how their casting works…

Everyone wants to be an instagram model, but legit with actual photoshoots..weird..

Posted in:Kaia Gerber|SFW

2015

25

Nov

Top 10 Star Wars Gifts for Black Friday of the Day

Halloween is over, so it’s almost Christmas, am I allowed to say that it’s Christmas, in this era of distress, where Starbucks gets slandered by the non-Christians who feel oppressed by the Christian world they live in and shouldn’t be exposed to….

You or someone you know is probably a what I call a Virgin loser, but what you probably called a Star Wars fan…which is probably 99 percent of you, as Star Wars is the most anticipated, highly marketed, overrated bullshit to ever exist…but it made George Lucas a billionaire, so I guess it can’t be that bad…right?

So with the help of my friends at TheGadgetFLow Here are the Top 10 Star Wars gifts according to me…yes I hand picked every last one of these fuckers….even though I hate Star Wars and think it is all that is wrong in the world…but I guess I’ve had sex with girls before…so I can’t relate…

Some of these gift ideas are pretty good though…

1- the Star Wars Millenium Falcon Drone
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2- Star Wars Droid
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3- Light Sabre Chopsticks
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4- AT-BT Boombox
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5- Star Wars Toaster
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6- Lightsaber Umbrealla
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7- Lightsaber Thumb Wrestling
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8- Star Wars Car Decals
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9- Relic v@ Cross Guard
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10- Death Star Ice
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GADGETS VIA HERE

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2015

25

Nov

I Give Thanks for LA Public Transport and Other Videos of the Day

Apparently This is a WWE Stalker the WWE had a Restraining Order on – Getting Shot by the Cops for being a Wrestling Fan

Palestinian Terrorist Armpit Hair After Being Taken Out for Trying to Stab Israeli

Fat Guy Steals Little Boys Ipad

Weird Accident where Driver Gets Run Over By

Man Skating on Street Ice

Masturbation on the Bus

Dancing Bird…

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

25

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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THANKSGIVING TOMORROW…

I thought it was today, since everyone pretty much checked out on Monday with dreams of Turkey sliding in and out of the girl they meet at the bar with no family’s ass…

Or maybe that’s just me…everyday…

I figure you don’t need it to be thanksgiving to make “Stuff her like a Turkey” jokes…

Here are some morning links….in anticipation for tomorrow….and the next day…and the next day after that…

Sean Connery Tried To Have a Threesome With Carly Simon and her Sister
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Girls in Bikini…
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Raven Messes With His Caretaker…
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Courtney Stodden Bo Peep
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Natasha Oakley in a Bikini…
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Mountain Lion Returned to Forest Freed from Circus
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Flasher of the Day
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Hovering a Helicopter
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Girls in Yoga Pants
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2015

24

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s Thanksgiving in the USA…which is SICK…and it means it is Thanksgiving in the whole wide world…which is SICK…because as you know…America is the center of the world…and I love drinking and eating til I’m Sick….

I assume, some people, like the Kardashians will be celebrating Transgiving, it’s good for ratings…Charlie sheen will be celebrating HIV Giving….and I’ll be giving thanks to all the vagina that’s rejected me and/or been sent to me because girls either love me, or love male attention…that I give thanks for because it is something that keeps me afloat in business, and in life…

I’ll probably still update tomorrow, I have nothing else to do, but who knows..I could also die of non- Turkey related accidents…even though it’s not Thanksgiving here….and I am not eating Turkey…but miracles do happen..especially this most wonderful time of the year….

Here are some stepLINKS…

Sexy Girls in Sports Bras….
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Kaley Cuoco Covered Her Wedding Tattoos
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Kylie Jenner Dumped Tyga because He Fucked the Same Tranny Hooker Charlie Sheen Did and #AIDS…
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Harrison Ford and Chewie Make-Up
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Jessica Hart in a Bikini
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Eva Longoria in a Bikini
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Adele Has Broken All the Records
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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Bikini…
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Rosie Huntington-Whitely Cleavage is Amazing
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Red Head in Underwear…
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Sluts of the Day
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Lebron’s Moustache is Amazing
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Ellie Goulding Nipples…
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How To Make a Rocket
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Brooke Burke – Still Hot
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Briston Palin is Naming her Kid Sailor
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Allison Williams Hard Body
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Octopus Escapes Closed Jar
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The 20s Most 90s Photos…
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Southwest Airlines Are Racists…
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Talented Linesman…
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European Bike Stealing Chamionships
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Hot Slutty Model in Short Shorts with Short Shorts
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Paris Hilton Old in Chile
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Emily DiDonato Puck Slut for some Magazine
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Sara Cilixto is the Babe of the Day
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Kendall Jenner Nipples
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The God of Cards
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The Foo Fighters Released a Free EP for France
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Bryanna Holly – Bikinis with Friends
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Instagram Whore Booty of the Day
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Titties at the British Fashion Awards
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Beyonce Fans Hate K-Fed….
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Page 3 Girl of the Day
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Girl with Freckles…
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Weird Tranny Dance of the Day
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Emma Mae Tits!
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Who Wants Chocolate Milk!
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Bite Down on this it Won’t Hurt
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More Selfie Cell Phone Porn
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Huge Tit Nude Selfie of the Day –
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Weird 5 Things in Pussies….
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Trying Out for Topless Football
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Topless Hand Down Pants Selfie
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TUmblr Porn Round-Up
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Posted in:stepLINK

2015

24

Nov

50 Year Old Bella Thorne Nipples of the Day

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Shit this Bella Thorne girl is everywhere…this is the third or fourth post I’ve referenced her in, so I’ve got nothing…you know I think she looks like she’s pushing 40, not freshly 18. You know that I think she’s carrying her family as the only one who booked actual work and a fanbase after the parents made each of them try…You know I think she’s hot, even though I’m not really into redheads, except maybe Lohan, I’m very into Lohan….so why go on about Florida Trash gone hollywood, with a girl who is probably older than she says she is, but is hot as fuck regardless of the lies…especailly when all that really matters is her nipples…in a wifebeater…and here are her nipples in her wife beater…which was a fetish of mine..back in 1997….and I guess, still is, despite being desensitized…

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2015

24

Nov

Japanese Workout Video of the DAy

I’ve never fucked an Asan, but I should considering my penis size, they just seem disgusted by me, usually because they already have their passports. Now I know that if I was to run to their country, they’d been into me thanks to wanting to be American…even though I am not American, they won’t know the difference, or maybe they will, seeing as they are Asian and thus robots good at math..and other binary code based languages….but you know what I’m saying..and that is that ethnic people will only fuck me for a passport…

I have jerked off to a fitness video though, it was the 90s, pre internet, Jane Fonda VHS, you know…tight clothing…but their workout was a bit more dramatic than…this…slow moving, busty dance…but if it’s a new program, I hope it is offered at my gym, sign me up….I’ll sit in the back and watch…very intently to the demo….

Posted in:Videos

2015

24

Nov

Bella Hadid Nipple for S Moda of the Day

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Here’s Gigi Hadid’s darker, more desperate, trying to jump on the opportunity train, because she’s equally rich and equally hungry for male attention…thanks to dad only dating models…and throwing money their way to shut them up…or turn them into models…because I guess that’s what he values and they subconsciously want to impress daddy…in what we can assume is a standard psychological issue…but maybe little naughtier in the incest ridden arab world…am I going to get bombed by white people who love arabs for that? I mean… I guess they don’t know my arab neighbors who are either brother and sister or first cousins…both named Hadid or something equally arab…doesn’t matter..

What matters is Bella Hadid’s rich girl breast implants and nipples to please her daddy, ride her sister’s coat tails, when not fucking the black guys she fucks…..

I think I already posted these – but who can be too sure – her parents probably didn’t even notice these…because who cares about Bella Hadid…when Gigi’s the star…

Posted in:Bella Hadid|SFW

2015

24

Nov

Alessandra Ambrosio for Maxim by Gilles Bensimon of the Day

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Alessandra Ambrosio celebrated her 90th birthday by doing a shoot for Maxim, like it was 1996, with Gille Bensimon, who is a great photographer, but also who peaked when he was married to Elle Macpherson in 1990…making this like a throwback thursday on a tuesday…where she’s showing her ass and titties…

I don’t really get the direction of Maxim, who before they got bought by some rich kid from Texas, who may or may not be an arab…(oil money)….would send me lawyers letters like little pussy bitches…”why are you posting and promoting are photoshoots you jerk”….even though they used to buy traffic from me…so confusing…but not as confusing as Alessandra Ambrosio still…

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio|SFW

2015

24

Nov

Tinashe Lickin’ Toilets for Dazed of the Day

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You may know Tinashe from Polar Express…

Well now she’s a pop singer…and she’s licking mini toilets for some fashion magazine…

Which means dreams do come true, when you have proper stage parents who whore you out at 7 years old…allowing you to blossom into edgy hipster performer – because that’s what the kids are into – even though “hipster” doesn’t even exist…everything is mainstream…tumblr…thanks internet for killing scenes and making cool kids in scenes no longer exist…we are inclusive, politically correct, god’s people, even though there is no god, that would be cultural appropriation…all these pussies…

I am just mad that the toilet isn’t life sized and dirty…the way I like girls to lick toilets when I fuck them…I’m a romantic…

Here’s the video…

Posted in:SFW|Tinashe