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Halle Berry in a Lingerie Outfit Despite Being 100 of the Day

2015

Nov

Charlie Sheen is the HIV Positive of the Day

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Sheen will sit down with Matt Lauer on Tuesday morning to make the announcement…because if you have HIV, make it a media frenzy…and get paid…

Last week, I turned to Facebook with the Sun’s story of an “A Lister” who has HIV….based on this meme from the UK Sun.

We all decided it was Charlie Sheen, but that we were disappointed because we assumed he had AIDS prior to the story being released, thanks to his insanity, going off the rails, fucking dirty hookers, while fucking other celebrities, all while drunk and high on a variety of drugs, before creating catch phrases like “winning” in his breakdown…

I was hoping for Clooney, or DiCaprio or someone who you didn’t know was gay. But I guess Charlie Sheen, the obvious choice, is the obvious choice for a reason…partially because he looked like death…

He’s been fucking hookers since before Denise Richards, who in case you didn’t know was an Heidi Fleiss hooker before locking Sheen down…

I guess there’s a lot more his him going “VIRAL” back when he quit Three and Half men…

I guess that homo Chuck Laurie really fucked him up the ass without a condom on that one..

You know since HIV is the gay disease…and it isn’t a death sentence…so whatever..

I guess the Porn is going to go into another lock down:

Here’s some Denise Richards…his ex wife….

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2015

Nov

Naomi Campbell’s Doing Lingerie of the Day

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Naomi Campbell the old as fuck, black as night, amazingly bitchy, British model, who is officially a lingerie designer…and by lingerie designer I mean the team at Yamamay sent her people 100 designs and she picked her favorites…and maybe, just maybe, offered a few changes that her expertise as a model for the last 3 decades can offer, in terms of how to make it just a little bit better, tricks of the trade…or some shit..

She’s still got a rockin’ body, it’s the African in her, because she’s very fucking African looking, in case you’re blind…and she looks fine in the lingerie, but I prefer when she’s terrorizing people on planes, being a horribly spoiled person…because she was paid a lot of money, coddled and able to be a very spoiled person…who could throw real fucking tantrums…

I guess, she’s got limited ways to keep the money coming in, and these people fucking love the money coming in, so why not do it with underwear girls everywhere can soak through with various bodily fluids…from shit to period to squirt…to yeast infection…because being the receptor of those things or the producer of those things…seems appropriate.

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2015

Nov

Christie Brinkley is a Freak of Nature of the Day

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I think this went around last week, but I didn’t really bother with it, even though I think Christie Brinkley is great, so great that I’ve jerked off to her in Sports Illustrated in the 80s….when she was in her 40s….

People are shocked that she’s in her 60s and still looks like this, so she’s decided to put out a book on it, why not make money on it, because if you follow her regiment, you won’t look like this…but you can pretend, or she can pretend, because why not make the money on this freakish condition she has called being hot in her 60s….This is abnormal, this must involve plastic surgery…

If you look at her genetics tainted by Billy Joel, who wrote Uptown Girl about her..in a girl named Alexa Ray Joel..you’ll see how these freakish Christie Brinkley looks ruin lives….

The only hope I have for this is that when the current Sports Illustrated models turn 60, no one will care…because they are such bottom feeding, glamour model quality now, I’d hate for them to milk it as hard as Christie Brinkley did…

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2015

Nov

Guess Sophia Bush’s Ass of the Day

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If you know who Sophia Bush is, then I am going to assume you are going to be able to guess her ass, because you’re just that kind of weirdo. Obsessed with the girl in your favorite show targeted to virgin losers.

If you don’t know what I am talking about, in the early 2000s, she was an it girl in lame movies and a tv show called One Tree Hill.

The only people who watched One Tree Hill, were socially awkward dudes..virgins..I’ve obviously never seen it, not because I’m not a socially awkward freak, but I’m more the socially reclusive, anti society kind, rather than the nerd who really wants to be accepted…but can’t because they aren’t dot com billionaire yets..

So she was the leading lady these weirdos connected to, so they know exactly, which as is her ass…in their mind they’ve been dating her for as long as she’s existed…

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2015

Nov

Victoria’s Secret Girls Topless of the Day

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We’re rolling into the Holiday season, so Victoria’s Secret marketing is getting more and more aggressive. From booking a couple of fame whore famous rich kids who aren’t models, but pretend to be because they have instagram followers….to all the press they got from it for their stupid fashion show that is more of an infomercial, where they plant a seed in the brains of trailer trash everywhere that getting shitty underwear is exactly what Jesus Christ and Christmas is about…

Part of the promo, is getting the girls as much press as possible, so why not get them naked for some artistic portraits, museum worthy….featuring…Sara Sampaio, Stella Maxwell, Barbara Fialho, Flavia Lucini, Gracie Carvalho and Kate Grigorieva….and some of their nipples.

It’s all bullshit, you’re all comsuming idiots, but I guess it does make for a good gift that requires no thought to shut an overly excited bitch up because they love Victoria’s Secret mall brand quality product, and they may wear it for you when you fuck, making for a good time…especially when model tits are involved.

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2015

Nov

Miss Reef 2016 Promo Video of the Day

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Here’s a promo video by Reef, for their 2016 colllection of bathing suits, for those of you who remember the Reef Girls being the best thing in ass..

It was that late 90s and early 2000s, before ass was everywhere, or ass was all that important…when the sandal company figured they could sell sandals by bascically doing booty contests with girls who weren’t actual models, but who had great asses, competing to be the next reef girl in their reef calendar, because I guess Brazil always loved ass…

Well, they are still around and they still make ass-centric promo videos, of ass, walking around…and shit has zero creativity but who needs creativity, just put an ass in it and it works…so here it is…cheesy but still amazing..

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2015

Nov

Topless Protesters and Other Videos of the Day

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Creepy Shopper of the Day

Body Builder with Downs Syndrome

Naked Chicks in a Cat Fight

Weird ass Sniffer

The Beginning of the Shooting in Paris…

Woman Gets Stripped Naked in a Fight

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2015

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Now that the ISIS attacks on Paris, that opened up the doors for a few bad ” the last time Paris ruined the lives of over 100 people it was when she was DJing in Ibiza and used her vagina” jokes..

We can go back to peaceful World War III groundwork…that will lead to an apocalypse that forces humanity to reset, because killing each other over fucking each other over is one thing…but killing innocent concert goers is just fucked and non human…

There’s a lot of talking going on…but nothing’s being said…

So in the meantime, I’d like to find a bunker, because I deserve to live and be one of the sperm donors for the next generation of humans…so if you have one. Let me know.

Rob Lowe VS Paris
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Girl’s Hypermobility in her Hands…
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Kylie Jenner Braless in LA
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Ashley James is the Slut of the Day
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Reality Star and Daughters in Bikinis
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Country Girls…for the Hick Lover
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Demi Lovato Covers Adele’s Hello to Say “I’m Better than Adele”…
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A Bunch of Selfies…
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Punky Brewster in Some Ready to Drop Porn
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John Legend’s Imagine by a Pianist in Paris..
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Runaway Zebras
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2015

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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Good thing all those superstitious people expecting something terrible to happen on the last Friday the 13th of the Year were wrong…and nothing bad happened at all…unless you consider a terrorist attack on Paris bad…which I guess it is, but expected….because terrorists are bad and they attack….and France is pretty easy to get into…and full of terrorists.

It’s just too bad that the Kardashians aren’t there…unless they are there…..

And really, if you know French people and I wonder what percentage of French People won’t let this disrupt their dinner plans? I’m thinking not many…

I think that even the most anti-humanity motherfucker can say that these terrorist attacks need to end…but they won’t…so the good news is that we’re all doomed…the end of the world is near…so why are you bothering working your job and paying off your mortgage when really everyone should collectively quit, start a militia, refuse to pay taxes…loot…and wait…for the takeover…reset society…

Eagles of Death Metal, the concert that was attacked, were friends of the site in 2008…..we EVEN RAN THIS CONTEST WITH THEIR FANS ….and now 100 or more of their fans have been assassinated…that’s going to be hard to live with…terrible…

So 100 innocent civilians dead … after going to a concert for a band they probably weren’t even that into…is pretty fucked up…More reason to never leave your house…

Now…go watch some terrorist porn to close out this weekend…if you’re in Paris, be safe…but the whole world is a target, that’s how terrorism works…

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Mirror Selfies
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Lindsay Lohan Channels Sharon Tate…
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Kate Hudson Ass in Yoga Pants
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Kylie Jenner Braless
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Elsa Pataky in Lingerie…
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People Do Parkour
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Donna is the Slut of the Day
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Olivia Wilde is Boring as Fuck
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Jennifer Lawrence Can’t Get Laid
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Bikini Barista is AMazing
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Aussie Man Runs Commentary on Spandex Models…
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Biking Fail…
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Little Kid VS Half Pipe
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Nipple You Don’t Care About
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Rihanna is Braless
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David Hasslehoff Changed His Name to Hoff
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Maite Perroni for Star Wars…
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Mila Kunis has Lunch…
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Alice Eve on Instagram
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Cop Pulled Over a GOogle Self Driving Car…
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A Tribute to Dogs…
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Emmy Rossum Booty
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Ear Wax Extractions
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Kat Torres is a Whore in a Bikini
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Kim Zolciak and Daughters in a Bikini
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Things that Bounce…
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Manager VS CAr Wash
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Woman Squeals Like a Pig
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Rachel Morteson in Lingerie
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2015

Nov

Kristen Steward in a Towel for Mario Testino of the Day

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Mario Testino has this series of photos featuring these hookers he gets paid too much to take pictures of in towels….

So here’s his latest Kristen Stewart, who I guess is actually a good actress, despite having zero emotion, and being pretty dull across the board…but is a good actress regardless because she obviously doesn’t shower…but pretends she is…and it’s so believable…as I keep trying to see a pussy slip.

Unfortunately, pictures don’t have pussy slips…unless they are of pussy slips..

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