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2015

10

Nov

Emma Watson Vogue Italy November for the Harry Potter Fans of the Day

My favorite thing about Emma Watson is that grown men with no friends…have been masturbating to her…since she was 10…not because she was 10, they weren’t necessarily pedophiles, but the kind of social outcasts who just lock into the fantasy of “one day she’ll be 18″…and spend days doing computer generated pictures of her…at 18…by cropping her head on a naked body..to cum…because of love…

Here she is in Vogue Italy, now over 18, and still exciting to those Harry Potter fans…who are committed to the motherfucking cause and I guess she’s a good thing to be committed to, as jerking off to Harry Potter himself would be creepier..especially if they aren’t gay but just so into Harry Potter they cum when they think of it…

Nerds into Wizards freak me out…

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2015

10

Nov

Elsa Pataky in her Bra for Some Bullshit of the Day

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This is all so stupid..but here’s some Elsa Pataky doing some bikini shoot…for some random bullshit..

She’s 39 and was in Fast and the Furious…so that means a bunch of the lamest motherfuckers in the world, who sit through movies like Fast and the Furious, like you…love her..

She’s too old for me, even if she’s fit…she died at 25…and she can keep trying, and she does keep trying…it gets her in movies…and movies make her money..so who gives a fuck about what I have to say about another girl getting in a bra to appease the male audience..by objectifying herself to get ahead because she feels it is the only way in the Patriarchal world we live in…where I am king and you are my minions…

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2015

10

Nov

Scout Willis and Tallulah Willis Hipster Bush Together of the Day

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Scout Willis and Tallulah Willis are the more “hipster” trust fund kids created in the womb that you didn’t know Demi Moore had, due to all the plastic surgery and how weird and alien the hot bodied, potato headed older one, Rumer..was before she followed her mother’s plastic surgery lead…

So in being the trust fund, pretend to be an artist…but not quite an artist…who surrounds herself with what I guess she assumes are artists…even though art is dead, it doesn’t exist and everything trying to be obscure and different, is just clickbait with the intention of getting likes, views, and going viral – because people like likes…especailly when they already have money

So why not pose bottomless, like a hipster model, with your sister, in what looks like a hipster instagram shoot, some instagram magazine will pick up and give fake credibility to…

It’s really just attention seeking, but my kind of attention seeking and I just wonder if their real stepfather Ashton Kutcher is jerking off to this..even though he’s gay..

I call this shoot, Die Hard with Thanks It’s Not Rumer Willis Striptease of the Day…

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2015

10

Nov

Throwback Miley Cyrus Butt Pic of the Day

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Miley Cyrus is fun….whether it’s her nude pic from Yesterday…that everyone is not really as excited as they would have been if this was 10 years ago and she was any of the popstar sluts who used to have integrity in their public image, even if it was bullshit, they would stick to the plan and not fuck up…unless they really had to…because they were protesting the cage they lived in…like Britney…it’s still a nude pic of a pop star…fun..

But I’m more into her pics of her shoving her ass in her lesbian lover, Victoria’s Secret model….who they were trying to get press for face….

Or when smoking weed…because…it makes her so real..not authentic…but real…because it’s all just as bullshit as when these girls used to cater to the very very safe for work brands…and Jesus lovers…it’s just what the twisted, porn watching kids are into…

Posted in:Miley Cyrus|SFW

2015

10

Nov

Abbey Clancy for Agent Provocateur of the Day

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Abbey Clancy is from the UK, she models lingerie, she’s married to a footballer, or was married to a footballer, because divorces happen, especially with rich people after you’ve been knocked up by them…

So instead of retirement, sitting on her monthly stipend, she decides to continue her modeling, because it is easy work…and really never did it for the money, but rather the validation…

All to feel like she’s more than just a hooker, while getting jerked off to by men everywhere who like half naked girls….because her husband is busy fucking soccer Groupies…

Now she’s in the new Agent Provocateur campaign…and it’s pretty well done…I dig it.

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2015

10

Nov

Candice Swanepoel Victoria’s Secret Fitting of the Day

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She’s getting old…but I guess so are all of us, included by not limited to the appeal of Victoria’s Secret, or their “fashion show” infomercial they taped yesterday…people are onto this shitty marketing shit…but the general moron population, living in their shitty debt filled, mall shopper life…love it…

They see these bitches and think, “if I get them there panties, I’ll look that good for my brother Cletus…”…because incest is the only answer to being so fucking dumb, and into this shit…but I guess rich kids love this shit too, they all want to model for it…dreams…mall brand dreams…

Here’s Candice for old times, since she’s on the outs…

If you’re more interested in the new blood…here’s Romee Strijid…the new blood…leaving the VS building…skinny as fuck…with bra…

TO SEE THE PICS CLICK HERE

I like hot girls, but they are everywhere, I don’t need some dated brand to tell me what pussy I want to stare at half naked…I can do that myself…and the answer is all pussy half naked..

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2015

10

Nov

Cora Emmanuel Tits of the Day

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Cora Emmanuel is a model from Martinique, who I am going to assume has the same story as Rihanna…and possibly 90 percent of the non-rich kid social media whores on on the Victoria’s Secret roster….

You know hot girl in the islands discovered by some pervert vacationing…you know works in the hotel as a waitress where the perverts knows he could exploit her by selling her off to a bigger agency or a bigger audience…forever taking his percentage…and possibly getting laid in the process…probably getting laid in the process…because he is her answer, her beacon of hope, her savior, her escape..

Unless she’s just a rich kid, who moved to New York for college and made friends…way less interesting story, for a French Colonial…who I’m sure has French influence…like anal on the first encounter…and showing her tits…

Posted in:Cora Emmanuel|SFW

2015

10

Nov

Christina Milian Mom TIts for Snapchat of the Day

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Christina Milian is on a mission to have people see her tits…but not quite pull out her tits…but to see her tits and get excited about her tits…because she’s a rich chick, who in being rich is totally delusional about her and her career, because she assumes the fans she has from being on The Voice with Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani, and not fans because she had one hit many fucking years ago…and a slutty video that made it on the air, and that people jerked off to, because porn on the internet wasn’t really mainstream then….not everyone had an internet connection…and not everyone bothered sitting in front of a computer…since there were no smart phones all night…just the weirdos like me..

So you know, in her mind she’s this bitch who has written Bieber hit songs, because her husband and baby daddy at the time was the hired producer…and in her mind that monthly residual check for hundreds of thousands of dollars or more…are a reminder to herself of how fantastic and talented in music she is…even if she was a Disney kid…another venue that just patted her on the back…making her thinks she was better than the average…

Meaning, she sits around looking at her vain self in the mirror…thinking “I am the reason Rihanna exists”….and I guess now that she’s in her 30s, she’s trying to get that crown via snapchat tits and a new album, hoping her fans who follow her expecting her to go off the rails and fist her baby hole on snapchat care enough to screenshot and release them..and by fans I mean hired interns…

Posted in:Christina Milian|SFW

2015

10

Nov

Sara Jean Underwood Making Tea of the Day

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I don’t know why Sara Jean Underwood has decided to make a comeback…but she’s doing it aggressively.

She disappeared for what must be 5 years, and the people who were jerking off to her when she was the 18 year old Playboy Playmate of the year, moved onto the hundreds of thousands of other girls who are just as hot if not hotter than her, but the nerds who fell in love with her when she was trying to go legit as a host of G4TV, the only show on TV that featured this site as a credible news source, proving they were doomed in terms of journalism from the start…just never gave up on her fake tits, that have been tainted by Ryan Seacrest, but likely purchased by Ryan Seacrest, when she spent those 5 months as one of his hookers…because in the event you don’t know Seacrest, motherfucker loves stupid clown tits…

Anyway, she’s not doing Playboy, but she’s doing shoots…that aren’t naked enough for someone who is an aging playboy playmate, I’m assuming 30 or older…you know that should be porn…but since these are just preview pics for whatever this is…they could be porn…fingers crossed…I only want the best for a girl who’s pussy I’ve already seen, I’m loyal like that..

People Love Sara Jean Underwood Naked – So CLICK HERE to see her nude…

Posted in:Sara Jean Underwood|SFW

2015

10

Nov

Zoe Saldana On Donald Trump for Latina Magazine of the Day

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Zoe Saldana is in the latest issue of Latina Magazine…because I guess she’s not a creature from Avatar after all, unless Domincan is where Avatar people are from…

Latina or alien or not, she will always be remembered as the creature from Avatar, because nerds are very loyal too the girls in their nerd movies, and commit to them for a long time….they probably still jerk off to that…and seeing her like this…is more “who is this non-blue bitch”….

Doesn’t matter..

What matters is she’s talking about people like Trump….because as a latina, the undocumented people are still fucking people, and as a Canadian, I’ll say US immigration is fucking bureaucrazy bullshit…and Donald Trump is just a marketer, who likes to sensationalize things, touch on real issues, but talk to the lowest common denominator with words they want to hear….because it’s only hope of getting the vote…not to mention those are the people watching TV…and who created the Kardashians…the masses..

Here’s her quote:

“This topic of immigration hurts because I don’t want to be angry anymore. I don’t believe that what anybody else is saying is true about me or my people. I’m kind of embarrassed when you see all of these people talking on national television, and it’s like, ‘Oh my God, if your grandfather were alive today, when he came here from Ireland, from Italy, escaped the f*cking war in Russia. You’re rotting his name to shame. It doesn’t matter how much money you have, or how many degrees from Ivy League schools. You’re such a bigot. You’re such a hick right now.’ People have to be open to the reality of what’s happening in our country.”

I am a firm believer that energy should be spent in educating the uneducated racist retards…to make America a great place, not because I’m Mexican, but because the same people who protest adult DVD stores, or strip clubs, or Starbucks for making their cup red…with a trailer full of babies, just need a little guidance to get it…but instead these people like trump perpetuate the morons…because he’s power hungry..

So dumb…but what’s really dumb is that this isn’t a nude shoot.

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