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2015

10

Nov

Selena Gomez is Disney’s Creepiest Animatronic of the Day

I don’t know what Selena Gomez was originally designed to be, I am assuming the live action Dora the Explorer, I mean it is an internationally huge fucking brand, and it’d be worth investing the 100 millions of dollars in creating the AI version, especially if you can put in out there in the meantime and make it make movies and produce songs…because when your AI makes money, you make the money…

What I am saying is, there’s no way that Selena Gomez is a real person..that face is all Muppet…her position in the world…so artifical…her paparazzi pics with her new boyfriend, some possibly gay, she’s into the possibly gay, swimwear sales men, who I’m sure is rich..because even AI bitches love rich dudes..

Hollywood is bullshit, but it is not all bad, but sometimes there are people who are everything wrong with the industry..and that person is Selena Gomez..but at least her dress is easy to clean up after you cum all over it, or piss on her, a feature the Disney engineers programmed into her, because why not make you’re AI a urinal if you can…Nerds love Secret features..

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2015

10

Nov

Ali Michael Hipster Fashion Porn of the Day

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Photographer, who I assume is popular on instagram, named Chadwick Tyler..did this Hipster Fashion Porn shoot with a girl named Ali Michael, who at one point in time was about to be a hugely famous model, but she weight 105 lbs, which was too fat for fashion, before fashion decided to only hire these instagram famous girls who are pushing 130, and have parents who pay the brand to give their little babies the chance to live the dream…I call it the Super Sweet Sixteen era of brats having parents get them anything…even modeling jobs and social media fame…thanks to the ability to hiring the best of pulicists..

Well, it turns out that model Ali Michael has decided to go down the softcore erotica route, because even if packaged as “art”…or “who cares, it’s just a nude body”…and I absoultely agree, I don’t care. I love nudity, I’ve been doing this site for over a decade and always posted nudity that I didn’t think was porn, alienating myself and turning down branded ad campaigns, all because I though nudity wasn’t worth penalizing, and in my activist, lazy activist, way…this was my protest…only to tell anyone I meet, “it’s not a porn site, if this is porn you get off to, you’re fucked up”…not that that makes me more money, or gives me more credibility, but I say it anyway…

But this shoot is pushing it…I mean it’s no spread pussy, no labia, theoretically just tits…packaged as art, because dude put a black and white filter on it…to make it more dramatic…and in my opinion lame…I only like black and white when shot on film because it was cheaper to process for the starving snapshot photographer before digital…in an era where dude sat and removed color to be artsy…and in and of itself that’s lame…

What isn’t lame is that he has some dumb mode buying into it…on all fours in panties…and maybe this will go viral and get her acting jobs like she was Emrata, but I think it’s more a shoot that requires more penis penetration…why go half way..when you cross that line into pornography…just own it…

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2015

10

Nov

IP Cam Hack is Hilarious and Other Videos of the Day

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Women Sexually Assualting a Dude…in a Convenience Store…in DC…

Some Dude in Philly apparently Shouting “I’ll Kill You”….while Shooting an Abandoned Builting..Twice..

Weirdo Accident

Kitchen Hand Destoys a Bus

Woman Rams the Police…..

Woman Reacts to Ramming the Police..

Suicide Survivor of the Day

Police Camera Watches 2 Men Fight

On Duty Cop Kills Two People Because He Was Cheated On….

Man Dressed Like a RAbbi – Sexually Assaults Girl

Wrong Way Highway Driving

Chilean Shot Twice By Cops

Sex Caught on Tape…

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

10

Nov

Sarah Silverman Topless off the Day

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Girls get mad when I tell them that they shouldn’t be making jokes, but they should instead be laughing at my jokes, because a woman’s job is to make me feel like a king, even if I know I am not, while looking cute, so that I have a pussy to target and fixate my performance on…I do it for you baby…

I’m traditional and think ever good man has a strong woman running the house, raising the kids, and allowing him to fuck other girls because he has needs…

While female comedians, are just depressing, masculine…and all their jokes are the fucking same…

That said, Sarah Silverman, is one of those female comedians, who dudes liked a lot, they even thought she was hot, even though she was sloppy and manly, but always busty…and I guess if you like your obvious, cheap, easy to digest, basic, fart jokes for the simple mind, you might as well have it with a set of tits, instead of on a fat chick named Amy…

All these bitches are pretty much the same fucking joke…over and over again…but I guess it works, because the market is women, and women love women, and dudes love women too…because of their tits..

I don’t really understand the appeal…I don’t understand female comedians…I don’t understand how Sarah Silverman got ahead or why she was so fucking hyped up….but I guess she made the right people laugh…and whether I think she is overrated or not…means nothing…so I just focus on the tits..

Tits…that she’s showing the world, now that she’s taking irritating comedy, I never understood, into a serious role, because comedy is low hanging fruit for insecure bitches who want to act and have all eyes on them…but don’t feel pretty enough, and I guess…she’s no longer too insecure anymore…because she’s putting it all out there…because her everything is her tits…

The joke in all this is that she’s less sloppy now than she was 10 years ago….so I guess we should stare.

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2015

10

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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We live in a world where people freak out over nothing….whether it is a satirical clickbait article about tranquilizer guns to sedate children being approved by the FDA….or stories of a mother spending money raised for her 9 year old son’s funeral on buying a car…because why the fuck not make money off tragedy when you’re ghetto…or the stupidest social warrior program because an asshole thinks Starbucks removing a snowflake and reindeer design for their cups is an attack on Christmas in this inclusive PC world…even though Starbucks still sells Christmas cards and decorations because it makes them a lot of money…and all these idiots have taken on Starbucks…again….for removing a snowflake design….just imagine what we could do as a people if all that energy on nonsense, whether it was jerking off or fighting Starbucks because we don’t like change or attacks on Christianity…even though you all live unchristian lives proven in that your religion is defined by an evil corporate brands cups…I mean the dude was on CNN talking about this…like it’s fucking news…or an advertorial for Starbucks….but imagine that was all allocated to making the world a better place, where we are sustainable and don’t need big business or jobs so that we can sit on the internet all day…sexting…

Here are some morning links..

Penelope Cruz’s Sister’s Round-Up
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Instagram Model and Hooker Who Tried to Get into the Kardashians via one of their Relatives, is showing off her Instagram model tits for a Campaign
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Skier Survives Fall
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Jem and the Holigrams Pulled from THeaters for Sucking
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Jennifer Garner…Cameltoe
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Who the Fuck is this Hooker
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Arianna Grande Behind the Scenes
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The Dude of the Day
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Girls Tugging on Clothes
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A Dropped Batch of Sex Toys
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2015

10

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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If you had to run over a kid, you know one of those hypothetical “what ifs”…..and the fate of the world relied on you killing one kid…

What Ethnicity would it be?

I know what this Jesus Freak would answer…

How about Jennifer Lawrence Tonguing Natalie Dormer Cuz She’s Gay..

Fine…Here are some stepLINKS

So Many Thigh Gaps
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Vivica A Fox Had Anal Sex with 50 Cent
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Arianna Grande Behind the Scenes
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Miley Cyrus – Piano Licker
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Down With Jessica Simpson Tit
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Blonde Bitches SMoking Weed
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Some Glee Bitch Big Glee Tits
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Slut of the Day…
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Dude Trolls Friend with a Magnifying
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Kaley Cuoco in Shorts with Thick Leg
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Dude Taking a Shit in a Painting
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DJ Tanner VS Starbucks
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Melissa Benoist on Supergirl Set
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Alessandro Ambrosio’s got Sports Bras
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Huge Tits
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8.1 Magnitude Earthquake…
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Random Slut in a Bikini
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Kim Garner is So Hot in a Bikini
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Alexa Vega Cameltoe
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Salma Hayek Boobs Even Though She’s Old…Cuz Boobs Outweigh Mexicunt
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Girls in Bikinis
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Pizza Rat Prank
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Jessica Szohr See Through to Bra
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Josephine Skriver in Lingerie…Because That’s Her Job
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Funeral Hoes
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Ellie Goulding I don’t care
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Cat Gets Down to Hotline Bling
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Things No Self Respecting Girl Should do in Bed…Right?
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Rachel Harris is an Attention Seeking Whore. I know someone who went to school with this cunt and they told me that she’s the worst
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Kylie Jenner Thong…
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Leonardo DiCaprio’s Girlfriend….
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Some New College Club Anthem by Juicy J
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Reese Witherspoon Strapless
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These 25 Fake Tan Disaster…
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Tits at an Event
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Woody Harrelson in Pajama Pants of the Day
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Sara Jean Underwood is FUn
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Some Whore Named Ashley James in a See Through Dress
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Jessica Cribbon Whore in See Through Top
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Girls in Bubble Baths
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Some Bitch in Lingerie Smoking Weed
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NAKED FREE CAM GIRLS FOR FREE – THERE ARE SO MANY OF THEM – THE FUTURE IS NOW
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Tessa Fowler Has Huge Tits
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Why Did the Sheep Cross the Road
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Perky Tits.,,
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Young MILF Rubs Clit….
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Woman Uses a Wine Bottle
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Random Slutty Pics
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Cougar Sluts are Easy as Hell to Fuck
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2015

09

Nov

Miley Naked at the VMAs of the Day

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I can’t get enough Miley Cyrus….mainly because she gets naked…and has a little hipster bush..and that’s all I really require in my life to survive..

Sure, her music sucks, her branding is annoying TUMBLR fake, her voice is terrifying..but I never turn down an inbred chick, rich or not, who get naked…as long as they get naked…because naked…is so contemporary…so now…so new…even though I’ve always known bitches who get naked…and i’ve always liked girls who get naked..

Licking the Pinannnnny

Posted in:Miley Cyrus|SFW

2015

09

Nov

Chloe Bennet Wants You To Know Who She Is on All Fours of the Day

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Chloe Bennet wants you to know who she is…so she had her boyfriend upload a picture of her on all fours…before she pretended to be mad at him and made him take it down…in a stop showing me off kind of way..

Considering that I don’t know who the fuck Chloe Bennet is, and I do this shit all day, and I’ve just googled her to see who she is…I guess it’s working…

She’s on a show called Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D…..which sounds terrible, one of those “Why the fuck does TV put money into this low budget shit shows”….because there is no creativity in the world…

There is an audience…virgin losers who need this shit…to have purpose…and connect with something…nerds with social issues…LOVE THESE shows…and the babes they cast on them…

What’s interesting in all this is that her name is actually Chloe Wang..

Posted in:Chloe Bennet|SFW

2015

09

Nov

Bella Thorne’s Nude in Bed Snapchat of the Day

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Bella Thorne who just turned 18, despite looking like she’s 40…something I like to attribute to her being 40…

I just assume she’s from some River Phoenix type weird cult hippie family, with a dozen kids, all of whom were thrown into acting in Hollywood…to finance the hippie family life…the other two made valiant efforts Dani and Kali, but the prized hen was this one….

Who has now gone to snapchat to show you a topless pic that isn’t topless enough, but it’s a start because she’s just turned “18”….has still be whoring forever thanks to parents with a dream of a good life…so she knows to ease into the nipple pics to maximize excitement, anticipation from her fans….that I call creepy dads forced to watch Nickelodeon…by their kids..

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2015

09

Nov

Ireland Baldwin Ass Flash Beast Mode of the Day

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Ireland Baldwin is a bit of a beast but at least she flashes her ass on instagram…not that I would know, she has blocked me on everything…what a little unappreciative jerk…or as her dad best described her…”A Rude Thoughtless Pig”..words that have put her into the broken girl status, much like refugee status, that has led to her being in rehab at least once…after being ready to marry to some surf dude, before going hardcore goth lesbian…with some molested black girl…

Weird…but now, she’s gone to showing her big thong ass on the internet…which is a natural step, when struggling with feeling inadequate as your cousin Hailey gets the life that you think you deserve because you’re the rich one…with more famous parents..who is actually model height..

Good ass though..

Posted in:Ireland Baldwin|SFW