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Is Eva Longoria’s Ass Real of the Day

Emma Roberts is Pregnant and Ashley Benson is in a Thong in Bikinis of the Day

Suki Waterhouse Flashes her Ass of the Day

Em Rata and her Muppet Face of the Day

Halle Berry in a Lingerie Outfit Despite Being 100 of the Day

2015

Oct

Gisele Ass and Legs for a Shoe Company Ad for Vogue of the Day

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The shoe company that Gisele is showing off her long legs in…has been milking this one Mario Testino shoot for a sold 2 years, because it probably cost them 5 million bucks, so spread it out like she spreads out Tom Brady with her Brazilian dick, it reminds him of those good old Football initations in the shower he misses now that he’s pro…and has to behave like a professional..

These are boring, I’ve posted the same pics…at least 3 times already…sure I’m always up for a Tom Brady is a homo and Gisele is a tranny that disguises herself as a bikini model…allowing them to perpetuate their lie jokes…but overall…Gisele, even when naked showing off her fake tranny tits…bores me and the fact that this girl can get paid millions to do this…is the biggest joke of all..

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2015

Oct

Samantha Fox Kicked Off of a Plane of a Day

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The 80s had their share of fame whores who showed their big stupid tits for attention and managed to turn that into a pop career, media frenzy, where dudes who loved tits, would get sucked into their bullshit and make them very rich….until being forgotten because tits, although being fun to play with and suck on, do not equate to talent…or a really anything more than just tits..and eventually just fade into obscurity, and pretty much die off as they get older…while the host body of those tits..just self medicates, dealing with being obsolete, until eventually dying off to….or in Sam Fox’s case, getting kicked off planes…because tits and their relevance don’t directly correlate with lifespan of the host body that exploited said tits…

I guess this is a glimpse into where all these instagram models will be in 30 years after 27 years of people not caring about them…after thinking for their 5 minutes that they were actually important…

It is my duty to support Glamour Models of a different era in their struggles…this is the story:

Former glamour model Samantha Fox was booted off a flight for being ‘intoxicated’ and ‘abusive towards staff’.
The 49-year-old was kicked off the £150 Wizz Air flight from London Luton airport to Vilnius, in Lithuania, where she was performing at a concert.

Witnesses say the former page three girl swore after being charged £30 for her carry-on bag and not getting priority boarding.
The singer is said to have ranted: ‘I shouldn’t have to queue with these people.’

An onlooker called Dave wrote on Twitter: ‘Thanks for delaying the flight with ridiculous has been diva behaviour.’

Via DailyMaiL

What a joke….but then again, the fact that she still exists, was going to perform in Lithuania, this many years later…getting paid to do this…when the cum spilled looking at her tits are so distant it’s like it never happened…and I guess it’s not really a story, because she ended up making the show…thank god for that..

These are her fans….in Lithuania…I guess there wasn’t much else to do that night..

Here are some of her other instagram pics…

Here she is in her glory days…

Tits…always made girls matter…

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2015

Oct

Ireland Baldwin was Topless and Blocked Me On All Social Media of the Day

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Ireland Baldwin is the fucking worst…and she was on snapchat flashing her tits for some instagram hooker, I don’t have the pics…because I hate Instagram hookers, and apparently no one cared enough to pull a screenshot…

I guess instagram hookers like other fame whores with famous parents, living the trust fund life…because it’s good for instagram hooker business…and she ended up blocking me off her social media…something she’s been doing since she’s been 17…but she didn’t count as 17…because she was 7 foot tall and pushing 250 pounds of pure “too big to be a model even if your parents are rich and famous and your mom was a goddess in her prime and still hotter than you’ll ever be…while your dad fucks yoga instructors”>…but let us use your cousin, she’s more marketable…you just go back to being an unstable little pig, in and out of rehab…and lesbian black girls…on her 19 year old self discovery…

I guess she doesn’t like being called the big monster…which is pretty fucking weak for something that looks so strong…

What makes little to no sense is that even the most useless celebrity kid gets work, I’m talking to you Dakota Johnson, like who gives a fuck about Don Johnson…and bitch is in 50 shades of grey, but then again despite being awkward and mousy, Ireland in 50 Shades would have never worked…because she’s Godzilla….and if you’ve ever tried to have S&M sex…you know a little BDSM…with Godzilla…that shit’s hard to dominate…it takes an army of men to restrain it…

Ok, enough about this blocking cunt…I’m over the rejection…

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2015

Oct

Kendall Jenner Titty From Behind of the Day

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Here’s a little Kendall Jenner promoting Calvin Klein like a little hooker who gets naked because brands offer her money, which has less integrity than her sister Kim, who was a little hooker getting fucked for the dream of making money, because there was as good a chance her sex tape was a dud – like a bunch of other fame whores like Tila Tequila or Shauna Sand….but instead turned into a fucking empire..because the one percent have the ability to spin stories and make even the offensive porn shit that gets other people kicked out of their colleges and fired from their jobs…into billions of entertainment dollars…

I realize we’re in the era of the gaping asshole, and a little tit from behind isn’t anything major or controversial but a symbol of everything wrong with this family, in the least offensive way, because she’s the whitest one and obviously white is better…than the other shit…sprayed on this trashy fucking family…

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2015

Oct

Fat Lady Can’t Get Up and Other Videos of the Day

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Woman Who Claims She’s a Bike on the Bus

Mother of the Year

Cyclist with a Wide Load

Man Hanging Off Building…Falls

Naked Girl son a Bike

Elk in Mud

Bike Gets Hit By Car

Couple Has Sex in the Car

Customer Gets Shot in Head by Bandit

Dude Catches Himself on Fire

Deer Scores a Soccer Goal

Street Fight of the Day

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2015

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Nothing says romance and seduction…like offering to fuck drunk girls with a strap on dildo…because it’s not actual cheating on their boyfriends, or even having ex, it’s more like getting an inner pussy massage from a man with carpal tunnel hands an no penis…

Rape Culture.

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2015

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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I was at a bar last night…and some girl approached me. She was 19…and decided to cuddle up to me, a stranger, and tell me how she’s a sex addict…and when I tried to pawn her chubby ass on my friend, he told her that he would fuck her, but only with a condom because young girls, who grew up on porn…never use condoms and he doesn’t trust them…especially when they say they are sex addicts…

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Tennis Drake is Great
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Adele’s New Song – Filmed in Montreal – Already Won 6 Grammys
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Friends Hold a Funeral for their Friend Who Disappeared After Getting a Girlfriend
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Nicky Hilton is a Rothschild…ILLUMINATI
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Clever Soccer Hooligan
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Nerdy Things That Still Haven’t Become Cool
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Rihanna See Through
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Kate Mara – Boring as Fuck
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Water Spiras at 1600 FPS
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Demi Lovato – Boring as Fuck
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Just a Guy and a Machete Dealing With his Problems
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Alexandria Daddario on Set
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Jessica Beil in Huge Booty
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13 Biggest Plastic Surgery Addicts
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Just a Junkie in a Kids Park
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Terry Crews Comes Out of the Closet
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Vermont Hippie Bernie Sanders Plays Bongos
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Juliette Lewis is Sweet As Fuck
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Arianna Grande in a Bikini
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Sabine Jemeljanova Topless!
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Marching Band Half Time Show
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Girls Who Aren’t Wearing Bras – Have Nipples
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Subway Jared Paid His Victims What a Good Guy
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2015

Oct

Let’s Hope Nicole Richie is Still in Mexico for the Hurricane of the Day

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Here’s some Nicole Richie showing off her mid 30 mom body and fake tits in a one piece bathing suit…because the irritating socialite and wife to one of the cheesiest dudes in the history of people to ever live in LA…the Good Charlotte sister who didn’t knock up Cameron Diaz…

She’s in Mexico, and we can only hope their whole family is stuck there, left to deal with the hardest hitting hurricane to ever happen, because I’d like to see them get taken back by nature….for being part of the vapid cancer movement that created the Kardashians before sure decided to “legitimize” her career….

I’ve actually hung out with this cunt, once, not by her doing…it was when she was dating DJ Am, the DJ she dated and he invited me to his event here, and the promoters carted me around with this twat the entire night, where she drank and smoked and was rude, uptight but better looking than the bratty pig I expected her to be….the highlight of that night was trying to get her to give me Lohan’s number…which she didn’t do…but anything that got me one degree closer to Lohan was exciting in a pre-social media era where these idiots were actually impossible to get with…

Anyway..Go Hurricane do what needs to be done…if you’re gonna kill anyone…make it count…spare the innocent travelers and locals…go for the AXIS of evil..

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2015

Oct

Avril Lavigne Pumpkin Patch Tit Flash of the Day

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It’s Halloween and the fame whores are ALREADY MILKING IT ….because it is the time of year that they can get coverage for being basic fucking fame whores, with an excuse to dress slutty, even with Halloween a week away…

EXAMPLE:

Now the Pumpkin patch in LA is the key place for people to be seen by the paparazzi, so if they are there, it’s to be seen….you see they have assistants who can do this for them…and I highly doubt they really care that much about choosing the perfect pumpkin…not to mention…there are pumpkins in every fucking store…so this is an intentional look at her “Lyme Disease”…Canadian…and Tainted by Nickelback tit…overrated teen angst in her 40s tit…because people still love Avril Lavigne and her tits…something I’ll never quite grasp…but can handle looking at her tit..because tits…

Sure it’s uneventful, sure it could be an accident, sure it could be she’s not fame whoring or trying to get noticed because she doesn’t miss the days of being relevant and making huge money…sure it may not be a reminder…but I will say with confidence…that this is the best thing she’s ever done..in the history of her life…which isn’t saying much, since her music sucks, but you know what I mean…

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2015

Oct

Martha Hunt’s Upper Thigh for L’Officel of the Day

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Martha Hunt is one of the last American models, who is still tall and thin and amazing to look at…almost a blast of from the past when you factor in how the modern American woman is built…which is all booty…..thick legs and big booty..even the whit girls even the skinny girls…and every once in a while, we need a reminder of the past…in the form of long, skinny legs, with that inner thigh muscle…pulsating in a way that just makes me want to lick my way up to her soul, despite fearing her soul, because in being a model, and under 25, she’s probably fucked some sketchy rich dude dick all without a condom…but I’d still go for it..because dirty pig girls are all I know….and they NEVER look like this…so I think that means love just happened.

Here she is for a magazine that I guess Victoria’s Secret outsourced her to work…to help build her celebrity…makes sense.

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