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Halle Berry in a Lingerie Outfit Despite Being 100 of the Day

2015

Oct

Kate Upton Pretending She’s Working Out of the Day

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This is the most hysterical, insane picture, set by her PR team…so fucking staged that it is a fucking joke….it’s almost more staged than any paparazzi set of pics I’ve ever really seen and I’ve been doing this forever…

I mean, she’s rich, her husband or boyfriend who cheats on her and leaks her nudes is rich….they have gyms in their houses, and at their hotels, and they can train anywhere….

But girl, who is ripped apart like she rips apart the pizza and cake she devours, before and after the gym….on the daily for being a top model, not being considered a plus sized model when her body caught up to her tits…and has since gone onto acting in movies…despite having no talent…because you don’t need talent…when you have big tits…

She’s a monster, but people still humor her…and I guess this is her way of showing the world she’s fit…full squat…let’s call the paparazzi because clearly, based on everything about her…it doesn’t happen too often and it should be news….now where are all the donuts? hiding in her stomach? right..

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2015

Oct

Sarah Silverman’s Got Big Tits of the Day

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Sarah Silverman wore a slutty enough dress that showcased her big tits…because I guess in her older age she’s realized that showing off her tits, instead of wearing oversized sweaters, like the awkward, loud, poop and pee joking Jewish girl at the summer camp…isn’t very Hollywood..in both her comedy…and I guess her tits..

I’ve known Jewish girl, they’ve almost always had big tits, and the tits coupled with the blowjob skills have always been their savior, like they were Moses…because it off sets their troll-ish faces…was that anti-israeli? I mean I get it there are hot jewish girls…calm down…bitch who thinks she’s hot because she knows she’ll find a Jewish Husband since he has to marry a Jewish girl to keep family happy…

Tits in a dress on a monster don’t excite me…I’ve also never found Sarah Silverman funny. I generally don’t like girl comedians unless they are bikini models, and even then they annoy me…I am misogynistic and think they should stick to being in the writing room, not in front of the camera, unless naked…it’s like give the jokes you write to the babes and edit out the potty humor…it’s dumb…..

Even with these surprise Jimmy Kimmel eating tits…she’s still ugly…and in her ugly…is that on more than one occasion dudes have told me they find her hot…she’s even made Maxim top 100 list, because I guess there are only 99 babes in Hollywood and they had to throw a comedian in the mix…it’s just weird to me…but tits…right..tits…tits.

At least she’s trying, looks shower, has make-up on, and doesn’t have that monster who has given up, despite being rich and hugely successful, slob she normally looks like.

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2015

Oct

Miley Cyrus Almost a Nipple of the Day

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Miley Cyrus is boring, yet I am compelled to post these pictures of her flashing a bit of her massive tits on her instagram…not because it is something new, or provocative, or even of tease…she always pulls out her massive tits…and I figure it’s part of what is trendy, what the kids want to see, what the kids are used to with this new age feminism and growing up on porn…

I post this picture of Miley Cyrus, because I remember a time when famous sluts had to pretend they weren’t broken down, manic, out of control sluts….because they had to cater to the Christian audience, be Safe for Work and tits was something that happened when they slipped up…

Meaning, if Lohan had released pics of this at her peak when no one had seen her naked…the internet would fucking go nuts over it, but now, Miley, the biggest act posing slutty is just “whatever, we’ll look for 4 seconds and move on”…and I guess that’s a good thing, it makes things get dirtier…and dirtier to shock….but it’s unfortunate that it’s so boring…making me question the point of all this, which would be great to blame Miley on my flash card on youtube sucicide…

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2015

Oct

The Biggest Girls in Entertainment of the Day

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This is a “literally”…situation…Not “Literally” like the 18 year old girls I sext use literally…

Because these two can…and do…and not just when at the all you can eat buffet…but also in maximizing the fat girl market, which is the majority of people, by producing content for them while acting empowered about their sex appeal…in the new generation of fat girls who think they are sexy, because people are more accustomed to fucking fat girls, something I’ve been doing forever…because sometimes getting sex outweighed how disgusting the girl I was fucking was….but I never really went for the fat girls who fucked black guys…because those fat girls….like these fat girls think they are fatter than they are….

Terrifying…

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2015

Oct

Amanda Seyfried for Glamour Spain of the Day

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I think Amanda Seyfried is great…in a everything about her is the fucking worst kind of way…

From her public, outside of the movies, persona…I guess the “real” her…even though these actors are all full of shit….but the “real” her…is not hot, fun, compelling, interesting…but rather unshowered even disgusting…

To her person life, or sex life…she fucks or dates…Justin Long, the mac guy who everyone in the world but Amanda Seyfried fucking hates….for no reason other than him being Justin Long…

To the fact that she probably put a curse on Lindsay Lohan back when Lohan mattered and Seyfried was the obscure secondary character in the same movie…only to steal all future Lohan jobs…

But she has great tits on her little frame, she’s got a great face, and she gets naked in obscure movies while doing the higher paying mainstream movies….and that’s pretty on point…

So I guess what I am saying is that if you’re cute and naked…no matter what you do…or how garbage you are…I’ll love you…

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2015

Oct

Khloe Kardashian Releases New Book of the Day

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The Kardashians are lucky that the majority of America are too tired, over extended and uneducated to understand that what they see on TV is not real, but instead something they can mindlessly believe in because their actual life is garbage, over extended, uneducated….you know with actual problems like barely getting by, living in poverty, having abusive white trash boyfriends and whatever else the “normals” of society who buy into this Kardashian storyline have wrong in their life to make the Kardashians be something they buy into and attach themselves and distract themselves with…

I always just assume the world fucking get it. They know this is all bullshit….

From Stories of Lamar almost dying in a whorehouse in vegas, to the hookers being paid to inject him with Speedballs, all while Khloe and her whore mom ran to his bedside, only to announce they are still married, only to announce she’s realized she loves him and will care for him…in the Soap Opera scamming the housewife at home dramatic curve….

That so conveniently, happened when her book was scheduled to be released…where she talks about relationships…because it’s time for Khloe to have her own storyline…the family feels bad for her for being the monster in the family…

I will state the obvious, when 100s of millions of dollars are involved in ANYTHING, what you see as a public, is not real…it’s all part of a storyline…to keep everything moving forward…but you already know that…

I’m only posting this because it’s just a fucking joke…the Kardashians are getting creative in their stories…from sex tapes to sex changes, to whores and drugs…to cheating…it’s all fucking evil…and people will die in keeping things going for them…because they’ve come so far…and own the fucking media…

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2015

Oct

Lily Rose Depp is Johnny Depp’s Tween Party Hipster Model Daughter of the Day

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Lily Rose Depp has a great face.

She’s 16, she’s thrown herself into the fashion industry by working with the French brand Chanel, because I guess it’s cool for 16 year olds to support their social media with actual “jobs” in the “industry”…and it was probably really difficult for her to get involved in that scene with Vanessa Paradis being a huge French actress…..being her mom and Johnny Depp being her dad…and thus everyone wanting a piece of her…

But the good news is that despite being 16, she’s got great features, surprising that two A-List parents would produce a hot little thing…who is living the hipster socialite on social media dream…

She’s probably “home schooled” where…Johnny Depp…Hollywood’s bad boy, rich as fuck…Edward Scissor hands…is probably a great place to get an education on how to fuck models who were probably her age when he fucked them. while high on coke…but more importantly..how to work the system for your favor…because for French people and for actors like Johnny Depp, 16 is old enough to be thrown out into the this nonsense to have fun….so she’s having fun…

Along with these fake, well paying, fashion jobs, she’s also been booking movies, when not being surrounded by all the other “it girls’ of the internet who want the selfie with her because she’s Johnny Depp’s daughter…and so cute…

So unless her plane crashes or she dies of a drug overdose or a crazed Johnny Depp fan, I have a feeling she’ll be around for a while…the next Jennifer Lawrence…we can hope because Jennifer Lawrence is the worst and this one….is pretty fucking lovely.

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2015

Oct

Valentina Sykes for Treats! of the Day

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Her name is Valentina Sykes , she’s a signed model ,like every single girl on instagram with more than 7,500 followers, because this is the selfie generation, of self documenting your egotistical self involved self, while obsessing over the lives of other people you know, or don’t know, but follow, and don’t hate, or do hate, despite watching their nonsense, that involves selfies, and more selfies, and sometimes posing, or showing off your outfit, or eating…

It’s ridiculous, it’s stressful, but it makes the top tier girls, the ones who get paid a lot, less valuable, and taking some undeserving cunt off her pedestal while giving some other undeserving cunt some likes or piece of the pie…why the fuck not celebrate it…

As a life philosophy, from a man who used to struggle to get regular girls to show me their bush, nipples, pussy lips…thinking “I wish every girl just got naked”….I am ok with the fact that with all this self involved bullshit, with phones and cameras they carry with them everywhere…all girls get fucking naked…and I like naked…

So these are pics for Ryan Seacrest’s Treats! Magazine ….that little man has his billion dollar smile involved in everything…because America’s Sweetheart host is a fucking pervert…

These pictures are by some “artist”…and I use that term very loosely..because art doesn’t exist… 2wenty

If you want to hit her up and tell her you like her naked, even though she’s filtered like mad, I’m sure she’s all ears…am I right? Or just a cyberbully?

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2015

Oct

Christy Turlington Naked in a Magazine in 1995 of the Day

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As the kids on instagram would say #TBT

Throwback Thursday…

If you’re like me, I like to use the #TBT to see how vile and disgusting and horribly these people doing the #TBT have aged…because most of the time, I am saying “where did it all go wrong….those were the good days…and now you’re just 20 years older and broken”….

But the nice thing is something I learned many years ago when I used to jerk off to bikini pics from the 60s, in the 90s, knowing those women were either in old folks homes or dead…and for some reason the thought of the ghost of what was…made me cum…

Sure Christy Turlington isn’t dead…but her sex appeal is definitely no longer this…but I could just be overly excited by this because I love bush.

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2015

Oct

Rosie Huntington Whiteley for Vogue Korea of the Day

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Rosie Huntington Whiteley, who you probably know as the Megan Fox replacement in Transformers, because that’s the extent of your half retard, show you the tits, brain….in fact, your mindless, half retard, bad taste in movies probably didn’t even notice Rosie Huntington Whiteley as Megan Fox’s replacement because that would require too much brainpower…and in all honesty, the fact that I know who these idiots are, is humiliating..shameful, pathetic…I realize that…

But at the same time, pop culture is everywhere, it’s ok to notice the hot, cunty, rude, nude modeling Brits in a country of rotten teeth…who date action stars, even though they are bald…giving you nerds hope…that if you got jacked, becamse a fighter, and made millions in movies, maybe you’d get a model too….you would…it’s just that easy…

She’s in Vogue, not sure if she’s showing the tits she’s been known to show, but there is cleavage, which is 1/4 tit and 1/4 tit is better than no tit, in this titty blog site about tits…

This is for a recent Vogue Korea Shoot, she looks good, but not as good as the money she will make taking on the asian market…they’ll pay her millions to do ads for shit no one in America will ever see…solid scam, because she hasn’t won enough.

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