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2015

19

Oct

Britney Spears Breaks her Costume as She Does Vegas for her Dad’s Bank Account of the Day

Britney Spears had her dancers zip her up on stage in Vegas, which was interesting to see how they dealt with her hot little crisis as her puppet master father was backstage counting all the money his sperm has made him in the form of Britney Spears who he still contols…in all his hick glory…which is pretty amazing considering I’ve seen him in interviews and I don’t think dude knows how to read…yet he knows how to K-Fed and that’s milk that bitch, even if it humiliates her in the process because she won’t notice…she’s too fucking medicated…

A nice American family classic…one that could be leveraged and turned into holiday movies…if holiday movies had a bit more exploiting your kids into their 40s to pay for the fucking Thanksgiving Turkey…

I kind of wish her cry for help was more her pissing on stage in a squat as onlookers threw up in shock…but there is something awesome about the dancers helping her…that reminds me of trained technicians dealing with a robot malfunctioning before it blows up and kills everyone….

Posted in:Britney Spears|SFW

2015

19

Oct

Katharine McPhee in Panties of the Day

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Katherine McPhee is in her panties for a magazine because I guess Katherine McPhee has officially leveraged her American Idol appearance to something a little more substantial than Ruben Studdard, which if you know who Ruben Studdard is, is pretty substantial, that motherfucker was 500 lbs…

Anyway, I don’t give a fuck about Katherine McPhee’s story, she’s not exciting to me, even if she was married to an old guy a few years ago, or if she is in her panties…partially because she should be the kind of girl who did American Idol as a gateway to porn…not as someone who got on TV because of the shit, and is deemed talented and gets paid highly for it…

Here’s the video…you won’t care about..

Posted in:Katherine McPhee|SFW

2015

19

Oct

Elsa Hosk Spread Legged in Victoria’s Secrets of the Day

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Elsa Hosk is in her underwear, spread legged for Victorias Secreet, which is edgier than what they are used to…so as Playboy gets rid of nudity, everything else is celebrating nudity…in a weird “they used to photoshop nipples out” turn of events…and now they are doing pics that instagram would delete…because even the Christians they used to try to keep at bay so they wouldn’t get banned from door to door mail order catalogs…are down with nudity…thanks to the internet and porn fucking up our moral code dramatically…turning us all into half retard primates masturbating all day…horny all day…watching porn all day…

Posted in:SFW|Victoria's Secret

2015

19

Oct

Naked Sara Jean Underwood With a Beard of the Day

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Sara Jean Underwood is an ex Playboy chick, turned host on a nerd show that didn’t really do much after the network went bankrupt because she had no real skill set beyond getting naked…

She replaced Olivia Munn on the show when Olivia Munn ran off to be a comedic actress, which was probably her goal before taking thing hosting job….so always a step down for her, even though Olivia Munn, is the fucking worst..

Where as this was Sara Underwood’s attempt to take her boyfriend at the time’s advice….and be like him…You know, Ryan Seacrest..tyring to legitimize whores forever…from Kardashians to this…in between his cock and coke binges…

I assume that the hosting was her only mainstream job…because the nerds she was trying to manipulate…like their women not naked for the world…so they can jerk off to her without thinking she’s a slut who puts herself out there..

Because she’s back getting naked….unless this is old…but old or not..it’s weird…trying to be artistic…in a world where art is dead…because everyone does nudes pretending to be an artist…

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2015

19

Oct

Katy Perry Concert Porn of the Day

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It is safe to say that this is probably Katy Perry’s best photo….because she’s got big tits that distract from big everything else…I’m talking about her cankles and belly…but I guess it is safe to say that she’s clearly aware that she’s barely talented and awkward at best…even if her ego and all the love, money and screams she gets tells her a different story…she knows the truth deep in her soul…and the only way to give her audience their money’s worth is to show them tits…aggressively…it’s like “I showed my tits, they can’t hate me”….

She is Gangnam Style….you know a viral song that turned into a fucking career before people really understood that viral songs an videos are supposed to last 1- 5 days not 10 years….

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Posted in:Katy Perry|SFW

2015

19

Oct

Codie Young in Lingerie for Vogue of the Day

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Codie Young did a lingerie spread for Vogue…even though Codie Young is not a lingerie model…she is however one of those obscure looking models that the fashion industry digs out of got knows where..because they like her interesting face and look…that the general population would be terrified of or find creepy…but they see the art in…and in being into posting lingerie pics for fashion and/or for anything from instagram accounts…to porn set pics…I dig it…because lingerie is so erotic even when on girls that look like the awkward boy you grew up with…the one with all the allergies…not because you find him hot..but because despite looking like that…she’s got a vagina and we like vagina…

Posted in:Codie Young|SFW

2015

19

Oct

Andreea Diaconu for Vogue China of the Day

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Gypsy Andreea Diaconu who was found at 11 in Romania…and put to work at 11 in Romania…in what most people would say is child molestation, human trafficking and wrong…but not the fashion industry, or the handlers who abducted her at 11 and sold her off to Victoria’s Secret…because she was too tall to be a webcam model, and far more affordable to import than paying legal America employees who have more work requirements since they don’t need the idea of the American dream held over their head to keep them working for free…

I don’t know much about her, no real gossip about her, I’ll just assume she fucks celebrities and rich guys since that’s the kind of sex work models do…while her friends back home are being passed around for Brothel to Brothel…for the likes of Lamar Odom…who will survive thanks to Kardashian love…and by love I mean script…where as this one is living the life of luxury and not living back home in a gold water flat…so I guess if you’re hot..it all works out….10,000 dollar day rate rather than 500 dollar a month for 80 hours of work a week..

Posted in:Andreea Diaconu|SFW

2015

19

Oct

Naked Woman VS Subway and Other Videos of the Day

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Seagull Gets Killed…at a Motorcycle Race

Driver VS Pedestrians

“Patriots” With Topless Chicks on Their Bikes…

Florida Diner Strip…

Naked on a Motorbike…

Naked Woman On the Street

Construction – Fail…

Chick Fight…

Woman Pisses Pants When Being Beaten….

Girls Dressed Too Scandalous for Arabs…

X-Rated Audio in Target

Fight on Golf Course..

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

19

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The only thing I discovered on this weekend of personal exploration – is that girls on Tinder seem into me writing things like “I think about you when I am fucking my wife”…which is pretty twisted if you really analyzed it…but that you realize is just part of this hook-up culture trying to keep the romance alive and exciting in an era where people don’t date and girls fuck dudes to try to get them to hang out with them a second time…pretty sad for everyone except the dudes who want to bang out as many girls as possible…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Girls Who Take Selfies…
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Olivia Culpo in Lingerie
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Gwen Stefani Dissing Gavin Rossdale in a Song…
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A Conversation with Bob Gale
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High School Wrestling Coach of the Day
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Bai Ling is the Joker…
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They’re Bringing Sexy Backs..
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Teens React to Back To the Future 2
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The Showgirls Slot Machine is a Good Time
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Country Girls…
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Cat Plays with Window Washer…
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Hungarian Porn Star
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Posted in:SFW|stepLINKS

2015

19

Oct

Lil Wayne Sex Tape of the Day

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Here’s a black on black crime to start your day…of Lil Wayne, or what is supposed to be Lil Wayne eating some stripper ass in a threesome that was recorded, I assume for the sake of exposing him or extorting him, as these strippers do…because they have their mind tainted with an ego, despite being pigs…because dudes pay them to get naked and it gets to their heads…and because society made Kim K famous from a sex tape, so when you’re already a whore, you’re halfway there and ready to really solidify yourself as a fucking star….and when your shitty life gives you Lil Wayne sex…you film that shit and release it…because maybe, just maybe…people will give you a reality show, while I have a feeling, they won’t even give you a porn contract based on this lazy fucking fuck….

All I have to say is that I’ve never looked at Lil Wayne and said “I’d Love to Watch that Guy Fuck”…like Birdman did giving him his career….so this isn’t any life goal being met…but it happened – so here…

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