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Emma Roberts is Pregnant and Ashley Benson is in a Thong in Bikinis of the Day

Suki Waterhouse Flashes her Ass of the Day

Em Rata and her Muppet Face of the Day

Halle Berry in a Lingerie Outfit Despite Being 100 of the Day

2015

Oct

Melissa Rauch for The Stndrd Magazine of the Day

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I don’t watch Big Bang Theory…I actually fucking hate it. I find it simplistic comfort humor, because it is a formula that people have grown up being forced to watch back when we only had 3 network channels that decided what we watch…

I know that the show is obviously very successful, because people love watching it…I guess because they missed Friends…and the execs figured if nerd speak was thrown into the mix…in this nerd era…casting average looking girls…they can’t get sued…as long as the bad acting, bad jokes, and bad characters don’t have Jennifer Aniston hard nipples, or coffee shops…replaced with computer talk…the moron world will buy into it…and they did…because the main cast is getting 100 million dollars EACH over the next 4 years of doing this…

What a scam…and here’s one of the characters named Melissa Rauch flashing pink panties…not because it is erotic, not because it is relevant, not because she is hot…not because her booty is hot…but because you’re a nerd loser…and probably jerk off to this character on the show you probably watch…I hate you..I am doing this because I hate you…

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2015

Oct

Shay Mitchell For Canada of the Day

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Shay Mitchell is one of the players in the Pretty Little Liars show…and she’s gone on, and branched out from easy to digest, bullshit TV shows that reach the masses but that suck if you have half a brain…that are obviously better than any TV show I’ve written, produced or been on, so you don’t need to send me emails about how I’m just jealous of Shay Mitchell, at least she’s doing it, and living it, and getting paid…and a loser like me can’t have an opinion of her…even though her day rate is based on our opinion of her….

What I’m trying to say is that she wrote a book…a book that seems ridiculous, but that she was smart enough to attach her name to because it will become a TV series of it’s own for her tween fanbase…that she’s clearly manipulating…or a movie series…either way…it’s going to make this one-trick pony rich as fuck…some Gossip Girl / Sex in the City / Twilight shit….all because of her celebrity and fan base…

Not quite genius,but I guess she’s not an idiot, or her management are idiots… blame Canada…even though she’s too good for Canada…except when it comes to supporting her team…something Toronto fans can #cometogether staring at…

I guess Ashley Benson’s not an idiot either, because she’s socializing with the bitch, because they work together, it’s good for paparazzi / PR and most importantly…good to maintain friendships, because this bitch is about the blow up and become powerful..unfortunately not actually blow up…or fall to the depths of desperation willing to suck dick for an audition…

I hate when girls make it, but like when they “make it”…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2015

Oct

Cora Emmanuel for ELLE US by David Bellemere of the Day

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Cora Emmanuel is a model from Martinique, who I guess has a similar story as Rihanna…you know hot girl in the islands discovered by some pervert vacationing in the islands…because he knew he could exploit her by selling her off to a bigger agency or a bigger audience…forever taking his percentage…

I’ve barely heard of her before, but the photographer, David Bellemere, is some pervert from France, where the word pervert is interchangeable with FRENCH, because sex, it’s part of their culture….and he’s done some pretty great shoots for LUI magazine…and other shit…you should look him up..

Back to Cora Emmanuel and her mixed race, amazing look…and by look I mean booty…which may not be saying much, since everyone has a fucking booty these days thanks to instagram diets and exercise, but this booty is in magazines, and on a tall skinny model, so it’s better…society decided that not me…

Except in picture 6…I don’t know what’s going on there..but it’s weird…

I am not sure how many animals died in the making of this shoot…but I know that not that many babies will, because even if you jerk off to this, and you won’t since it is tame and ethnic, it’s not like any bitch is dumb enough to let you cum in her, or to let you breed…right..

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2015

Oct

Taylor Swift for GQ of the Day

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Taylor Swift did GQ…

I guess, Taylor Swift is no longer the awkward little country girl from Nashville, raised on a Christmas tree farm before convincing her family that she could be an international singer/songwriter…despite barely having talent…and it worked…weird right? Seems like there must be a conspiracy behind this brand.

She’s trying to get a male audience, as a sexual being, with sex appeal, who has sex, and who has been having sex since her first cheesy tween love inspired love song….she just made sure to call the guys she fucked boyfriends, even if it lasted 2-4 weeks…it resonated better with her fan base…

So as she plays the wholesome, good girl…while she hangs out with coke head, slut models…and really everyone in between…that image has remained safe and sound…pure and innocent…even if the kind of guys she dates are touring DJs who go to massage parlours…her camp will shit all blame on them…to protect the billion dollar brand….

If I cared, it’d almost be amazing how well they executed this girl….

It’s not to say they knew this would happen, or that they knew they’d be here now, putting her on to the men’s market, now that the women’s market has connected to her and loved her…to have her blossom into a woman…like her model friends that dudes jerk off to…but there was a lot of calculating, planning to make this happen…without her coming across as the slut she is, the whore she is, or the desperate puppet she is….

I am the kind of guy who would fuck anything, and she’s thin and has long legs…but I still see zero fucking sex appeal and don’t get why they are even trying…but I guess they know more about media manipulation that I do…so we’ll just go with it…

What I am saying is that she’s go the sex appeal of a flacid penis…useless to the hetero man who owns it, and to the girl who is trying to fuck it…all orgasms will come from other places…despite having all the parts in the bedroom availbale to theoretically make orgasms…

We’re still a long way away from seeing her pussy….but at least she’s not the weird girl in a high waisted bikini anymore…evolution…right…

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2015

Oct

Selena Gomez Body Painting Gay Dudes and Doing Fallon For Chemotherapy of the Day

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People actually got mad at me for laughing at Selena Gomez’s tame chemotherapy that I assume is far more dramatic sounding than it actually was on her body…because kids with cancer go through it for years…and often times die from the cancer they are trying to treat…after being sick the entire fucking time…

You can get Chemo for Arthritis…You can get Chemo for Lupus…at a dose FAR less aggressive than for cancer…yet let’s cry for the bitch….who is out promoting her record…and doing it as sensationalized as possible…pulling all stops…getting you to feel for her…like a calculated Taylor Swift….

Anyway, along with painting dudes, she did Fallon, the worst show on TV that I guess retards watch…and she decided to dress 1940s, but I like to think she is mourning her sex appeal…

Sex appeal that died in the showing off upper thigh cellulite….

Only to perform with the veil…to really make you think she’s a performance artist, and not a puppet, who will use Chemo to sell albums…disgusting…

Here she is doing Dubsmash…because that’s how basic Fallon is…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2015

Oct

Katy Perry Butt Flash in BRazil of the Day

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Katy Perry wears short skirts and thick panties as part of her costume for her tour…it’s like she’s a high school cheerleader…who left her high school body in the dumpster like it was unwanted baby on prom….and instead spent 10 years eating badly and thickening up…so that she looks like a middle aged secretary or customer service rep at the office Halloween party after one too many cocktails…getting freaky…thanks to years of oppressing her inner slut…

I don’t think Katy Perry is that hot of a performer, I find her clunky, but she’s got a warm soul…surrounded by people who look like they are taking advantage of her, even if they are from her past…because she spoils everyone…probably out of guilt of being as successful as she is…it’s like “That Kissed a Girl Song was a Joke…How the Fuck Did this Empire Happen…Let me fly everyone to luxurious trips to celebrate this nonsense that is my life”…only she never invites me…

But at least the internet lets me look up her skirt..

Here’s a Katy Perry “Sexy Tribute” on Youtube…

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2015

Oct

Solveig Mork Hansen Huge Tits for Nicola D’Orazio of the Day

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Solveig Mork Hansen is a relatively no name Danish Model…with huge tits…

I like knowing that if you are a no name, young and busty girl, who takes a good picture, you don’t have to be a cam girl or stripper to get by with your looks, you don’t need to waste your time with college, or getting an office job where the fluorescent lights rape your soul, you don’t need to work as a cocktail waitress or bar tender… you can always throw the dice, make friends with photographers, and do the hipster nudity thing…and hope it works…

Sure, you probably won’t make money or get paid that much, but you’re building your portfolio, but more importantly, building a dream…and you don’t have to be a 10,000 dollar a day model, who some gay dude in the fashion industry found and likes using over and over again, making them into millionaires who attract billionaire sperm…you can just get as famous as you need to, being as hot as you need to be to lure in millionaire boyfriends to help fund the dream…unless maybe you’ve got a trust fund…

Either way, the good news is that there are always going to be amazing girls, in amazing places, doing amazing things, willing to get naked, topless, or whatever for the sake of just doin it…for the pure love of being naked in pictures….and by pure love I mean hope for fame and fortune…success and the good life…

Because unlike the other paid models, these girls are fun and just like doing it, but they all eventually want to get paid, and the more people pay attention to them, the more their ego inflates, and the sooner they become the hookers who demand you pay them by the hour…because they’ve done all this hooker work for free…

That said…Solveig Mork Hansen is on the cusp of fame, she’s been in Vanity Fair already…oh and Guess…So I guess we’re done here….This hipster model…is already all I fucking hate…but she’s got great tits so…that’s good..

Model is Solveig Mork Hansen – VISIT HER INSTAGRAM – HERE
Pictures by Nicola D’Orazio – VISIT HER SITE – HERE

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2015

Oct

Cole Baker is the Naked Girl for Kesler Tran of the Day

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I know a bunch of girls who have shot with Kesler Tran, they all love him and his work…because I guess he makes them look hot and isn’t a creepy fuck…despite them getting naked…

I don’t know this model Cole Baker..I just know that the world are fucking models now that instagram exists…everyone is doing photoshoots, even fat chicks, modeling agencies and fake magazines are popping up everywhere to deal with the content, and it’s just a lot of confusing, annoying, noise….

HOWEVER, the exciting thing with every girl wanting to be a model, wanting to get instagram followers, wanting that fame without actually working that hard for it…while every dude wants to be a photographer because they get to fuck 10 – 80 percent of the girls they get naked…because it’s a highly sexual thing, even though they all pretend it is art…

You know, everyone is so porned up, horny all the fucking time, getting naked can be deemed a non-sexual, strictly business and professional thing…but why are pussies wet and dicks hard when it’s going down..

Exactly…

None of this actually bothers me, if anything, it’s great that the top tier people of the past, running a racket that was impossible to penetrate….while the aspiring girls were easy to penetrate..while trying to penetrate the industry…pretyt obsolete…

It means, eyeballs aren’t just on ads and content they want to see, but instead on this Do It Yourself shit…that eventually gets you popular enough to be the industry I hate…

But right now, right here…organic, girls who want to seem busy, trying to get more popular getting naked…is pure…but the second she gets commercial success and a famous boyfriend…I’ll be forced to hate her…so take it in now….Cole Baker…

THE MODELS NAME IS COLE BAKER – VISIT HER INSTAGRAM HERE

TO SEE MORE OF HIS PHOTOGRAPHY – VISIT HIS SITE – OR – VISIT HIS INSTAGRAM – HERE

Posted in:Cole Baker|Kesler Tran

2015

Oct

Naked Woman High On Drugs Trashes Subway and Other Videos of the Day

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Freak Out at In and Out Burger

Bus Stop Masturbator…

Baby Found in the Dumpster – Alive – What the Fuck

Off Duty Cop in Action

Husband Caught Cheating On Wife By Her Brother…

Human Pyramid that Collapses

Dude Masturbating Outside Girl’s Dorm

Man Stabbed in Hospital – in Vietnam WTF

Dude Jumps from Building to Escape Fire

Cement Truck Kills Family…

Terrifying Video of the Day – Naked Guy Beat After Murdering Father at Funeral….What

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

Oct

The Lamar Odom Bunnies Who Found Her at Bunny Ranch of the Day

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I was tweeting at random whores at the Bunny Ranch where Lamar Odom was found unconscious…But I didn’t bother trolling to find out which whore at the bunny ranch found Lamar Odom…

Partially because I am lazy, partially because I don’t value the opinions of whores….but mainly because I didn’t fucking care, since I assume all girls are hookers in some capacity, so whether it was actual hookers, or some instagram models, or some Kardashian groupies…they are all in it for the same reason…fame and fortune…

I do believe that prostitution should be legal…and the fact there is a safe place for them in Nevada is a good thing…

I figure if a girl wants to sell her pussy literally, instead of through romance, because she’s either broken, or a sex addict, or into easy money that feels good, she should be able to….

Girls have been whoring themselves forever and doing it in a brothel, where Lamar Odom may have killed himself because he’s got more issues than a whore…you see when you’re a Vegas hooker, it’s all fun and games until you get the wrong dude who kills you a leaves you in the gutter, or gang rapes you with the homies, because guys are weird and dangerous and beat up women…especially when they think they are being bad fucking whores…and assume that’s how you treat whores for being temptresses..

The world is weird, why do people even have sex…

That said, The whores who found Lamar RYDER CHERRY and Monica Monroe and like most whores, who have been banged the fuck out…a lot…that’s how they got to Bunny Ranch in the first place…working the street, not into doing porn…and passing the STD tests…

Just good old fashion small town trash…looking for the good life…the big city whore dreams…when those big city dreams fall apart..

I think I love them…because they are so accessible…you just need to pay them….romantic way to die…and remember…we’re all fucking whores…some just more toothless….

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