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2015

15

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I’ve been trying to do romantic sexting…you know like long lost lovers…

Things like “I’ve been waiting for this moment since we were young children playing in the park”…and “don’t touch yourself, not now, not here, not on skype or facetime, let’s get to know each other”…it’s been a fail…

I’ve been trying to do incest sexting…you know…I’m you’re brother….

“dad and mom are going to be home from church soon, let’s get this over with fast”….and “don’t worry baby, our DNA code is the same, this is masturbation”…..

Needless to say…I’m buried in nudes…I don’t even know what to do with myself…

Here are some stepLINKS….

Girls In Bed….
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Monster Kardashian is Still Legally Married to Lamar – She’s Not a Good Wife…
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Kate Hudson and the Devil…
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Dalia Elliott is a Whore in Lingerie…
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Maria Menounos Still Has Tits
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Sunfish of the Day…
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Girls with Red Hair…
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Some Trick in Lingerie
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America’s Next Top Model is Finally Over
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Cameltoe Prank of the Day
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Hannah Stocking is Hot as Fuck…But I’d Still Cheat on Her
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Girls in Cars….
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Superman and His Dog
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2015

14

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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My wife thinks I need sensitivity training..because I spent the day negotiating with my stepdaughter to let me “clone’ her vagina using skin from a big, smells from a dead catfish and bush from a dead racoon..

They all found it weird…but not as weird as when I tried to make them watch a masturbation video of me from 20 years ago..

Family that isn’t even your family…is so uptight…

They also got mad at me because I won’t accept that women shit, even though I’ve had my dick in assholes and know from the smell and the shit on my dick that they clearly fucking shit…but like unicorns…somethings are best though of as being real…even if fantasy…

Here are some stepLINKS…

So Many Hot Asses Cuz it is Wednesday!
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The Aunt Explains Why She Sued the Kid
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Hailey Clauson Sheer BRa
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Willie Nelson’s REserve Weed Gets Funded!
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Alessandra Ambrosio in Spandex
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Tamara Ecclestone is Still Modeling
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Some Pretty Little Liars Chick in a Bikini
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Cunt Chrissy Teigen and the Most Annoying Social Media Pregnancy Ever
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The Kardashians’s Went to Lamar’s Side with Cameras Rolling..
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Bree Larson Lives
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Pauly Shore’s Hard Nippled Blonde Girlfriend in a Bikini
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Zoe Kravitz in C Magazine
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Slut in a Bikini of the Day
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10 WTF Moments Caught By Tourists
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Hipster with the Dead Animal Scarf
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Slut of the Day
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Lamar Odom Might Have Brain Damage
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Victoria Justice Cleavage
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Spinning Bowling Twist Shot
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Some Emrata
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Girls Who Cosplay
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Monster Tits of the Day
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Katherine McPhee Big TIts for Cancer…
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Chrissy Teigen Sexes Up the Hamptons
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17 Columbus Day Tweets
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Miley is Doing a Naked Concert
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Shay Mitchell is at a Book Signing
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Selena Gomez in a Hot Dress
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Adult Actresses Reveal Their Dream Jobs if they Didn’t Do Porn…
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Eva Longoria in a Bikini
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Malin Akerman’s Braless
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Dakota Fanning in his Shorts Shorts
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The Selfie Girls at the Baseball Game
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Rihanna Bare Ass in Vanity Fair
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Chali XCX is a Fucking Monster…
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Bus Driver VS Ginger Cunt
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Bella Thorne 18th Birthday Tits…
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Draft Beer Production Line
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Girl in a Bikini Smoking Weed
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Some Babe Named Helga Has an Amazing Ass in a Bikini
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Yoko Ono Says John Lennon Was into Fucking Dudes
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Brunette Swede
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Cheating MILFs are Amazing Fuck Buddies
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Dildo Fuck of the Day
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Public Beach Masturbator
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Topless Babe on the Beach in Venezuala
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Miss October Because Playboy Still Does Naked Girls
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Fuck Her in the Truck
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Lesbian Sex…and a Dildo
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Naughty Everyday Girls Being Naughty and Loving it When you Watch…for free..perverts everywhere
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Get Some Male Masturbators…Because Masturbating is Everything
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2015

14

Oct

Britney Spears Flashing Her Left ASs Cheek of the Day

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There is something magical about the Britney Spears lower left ass cheek…

I don’t know what it is, but I love it and clearly, it was sent to us as a gift from heaven in the form of a gust of wind.. that sent her little white skirt up almost high enough for me to get a glimpse of her soul…and by soul I mean asshole..which as far as I’m concerned…is a girl’s soul…that’s why I only ask for spread asshole shots from girls I sext…

But Britney Spears wasn’t sent to us from heaven, just the wind that flashed us her ass was, Britney was sent to her parents from heave to be a constant cash cow…but not so much of a cow as she once was through the bad marriages and pregnancies…but still middle aged and paying them her money because she’s deemed crazy…all they had to do was create her and take her to a couple of auditions and dance recitals…

She should bring all you parents in the trailer park hope…that your kids will payout like this lottery ticket…

But since i Don’t have kids, I’ll just stare at her fat mom ass cheek like it’s pornographic, even if it’s less ass than you’d see in a bikini…because I’m a pervert and more ass would be too much ass…and too much ass can be gross on a mom of two…while a glimpse of ass, without all the damage can be subjective, kinda like when an arab spot’s a girls ankles and gets hard…it’s all context.

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2015

14

Oct

Gigi Hadid Arm Bra Squeezing her Tits for Vogue Netherlands of the Day

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elite.style

It’s a fast paced world…where all of these twats are interchangeable because there are just so many of them…and the audience is fickle, we don’t fucking care or get emotionally attached to anything, not girls we fuck, not even girls we date exclusively, thanks to the internet giving us, even the most pathetic of us options…

So yes, her dad bought her career, the fact she got out of bed maintained her career, but she’s hardly iconic because agencies push her on brands…or brads pic her up because she’s “relevant’ on social media…because social media likes are lies, half fake, definitely passive and it happens in a 2 second flash of brain power clicked follow…after reading an article on the bitch…but that no one actually really cares about…for anything more than the novelty…none of that shit matters, that’s just the way brands with retard staff gage things…

Doesn’t matter, what matters is that she’s topless and squeezing her tits with her bra…you see I don’t care who is doing it, why they are doing, or how many likes they get doing it…I just care that they are doing…so whether this is Gigi, or Nini, or TayTay or TeeTee or shut the fuck up with your dumb fucking names…or not…tits squeezed in arms of value…the rest of her we can throw the fuck out…or up on…either way..treat her like the worthless, undeserving, spoiled shit she is..

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2015

14

Oct

Lea Michele Tucking Her Dick in Women’s Health while Victoria’s Justice is in Health of the Day

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Lea Michele is in Women’s Health, one of those magazines like Shape that don’t put any budget into their photoshoots, but rather put it all into their photoshopping after the photoshoots…because every single one of their editorial shoots has been garbage…whether it is Oprah, or anyone, they just turn these girls…and sometimes guys…dressed like girls…into a cartoon version of themselves…

But it is nice that Lea Michele, the mourning Glee superstar with a man face…tucked in her cock…

I don’t think the world is ready for her to Caitlin Jenner…or say she was Caitlin Jenner first…

If that doesn’t excite you…here’s Victoria Justice for Health … probably a similar shitty magazine with a shitty photo team…making shitty pics of these girls and their shitty, uninspiring bodies…with so much health advice like “hire a trainer and a chef”….to continue the nation on the path to 90 percent obese…

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2015

14

Oct

Saskia de Brauw’s the Boy With Tits of the Day

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Saskia de Brauw is a model who has great tits…but she looks like a boy, because being gender obscure is the new being a tart with huge fake tits like a barbie doll…and the kids relate more to a dirty hipster looking bitch who could have a dick, and that doesn’t matter because we’re all queer, politically correct weirdos with jacked up hormones thanks to the birth control in our drinking water and/or food sources…and we all just love each other…even though we also love abuse porn, and bullying, just secretly…because it gets in the way of the holier than thou mantra they all live by…these little overly nice and respectful freaks…where is the fucking anger in this world…bring it..

Or not…live the lie, the eutopia…hypocrisy…and fuck each other…hopefully getting aids at your orgy, while I struggle here with this Saskia de Brauw…and whether I like the tits…or if the short hair makes me a faggot…

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2015

14

Oct

Gisele in a Lingerie Campaign of the Day

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I don’t think this Lingerie campaign of 2 pictures of Gisele is for anything…

I don’t think it is a paid ad or campaign by a lingerie company…

Or even part of her own vain attempt at business that involves lingerie with her name on it because she assumes people give a fuck about her now that she’s not marketed aggressively by the brand…and is really just Tom Brady’s beard, who we all think may have a beard…thanks to being from the mean streets of Brazil…

I think this is her playing dress up, remembering the good times of when she was once a Victoria’s Secret model and everything made sense for her…but now..she’s just lost, middle aged and confused…taking to her 50 million dollar house photo studio room to let off steam and connect with all she knows…like an ex Athlete doing their sport recreationally…and I think we can all agree…that it be more meaningful if she was showing us the vagina we’re not convinced she has..

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2015

14

Oct

Janel Parrish Thickness in a Bikini of the Day

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Her name is Janel, and no, she’s not a big black stripper…but rather the equivalent of the a stripper because she’s on some show called pretty little liars…which I assume is smutty as fuck in terms of writing, content and production, proven in its success and how all the popular shows are garbage because that’s what the most basic retard understands…and the actors on the garbage are not talented and probably have less skills than an actual stripper…

So this one is the token Hawaiian with a booty and she’s in Hawaii proudly showing off her booty…since the rest of her is barrel shaped and no one wants to see that…right..oh yeah…we all do…because they are a chick on TV in a bikini and that shit’s important or more important than the 1000s of chicks on Instagram who post bikini pics…

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2015

14

Oct

Noah Steenbruggen is the Naked No Name Model of the Day

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When you’re name is Noah Steenbruggen…

The silliest name for a hot model to have…because the last name is so long, yet her first name is the name of one of God’s messengers who the Jewish religion is based on, a bearded old man…and his 10 commandements, one of which must be thou shall not get naked on internet for no money but for the sake of getting noticed – even though you’ll pretend it is art…

No wait, that was Moses….Noah was the one with the boat to save the animals…I love animals…he’s the only good story religion, which is clearly a farce has to tell…and this Noah carries the tradition…bringing her own flood in the form of hosing her hot body down with water…and the only thing that needs to be ridden into the sunset who floats like a raft…is me…and the only animal that needs saving is my furry little atrophied estrogen filled balls…

What I am saying is that if this Noah was the basis of religion…I’d be a believer…because I am a believer in anything going on here…Pics by Alejandro Pereira and they’re good enough for me…

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2015

14

Oct

Selena Gomez Has No Bra Because of Chemotherapy of the Day

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Here’s Selena Gomez not wearing a bra which was convenient because it was “No Bra Day”…maybe it has more to do with her Chemotherapy…that seems to be her solid excuse lately that gets everyone feeling sorry for her…

Or maybe it is just her attention seeking…for her new album Revival..

Good hustle, Good Strategy, I mean why else would she buy herself tits…during her horribly sad chemotherapy…

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