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Is Eva Longoria’s Ass Real of the Day

Emma Roberts is Pregnant and Ashley Benson is in a Thong in Bikinis of the Day

Suki Waterhouse Flashes her Ass of the Day

Em Rata and her Muppet Face of the Day

Halle Berry in a Lingerie Outfit Despite Being 100 of the Day

2015

Oct

The Tits From Blurred Lines Posts before Nose, Lips and Tit Surgery Pic of the Day

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I don’t think that The Tits From Blurred Lines is ever news….she’s just a set of fake tits, fake lips, fake nose overrated garbage…with zero to no talent…on a quest to be famous…and it seems to be working out pretty well for her…

I don’t find The Tits From Blurred Lines hot, beautiful, intriguing…

But I do like that before she was famous, after I posted one of her low level nude photoshoots she did to get noticed, she went out of her way to tell me her tits and lips are real…

I have been doing the site for over a decade, and not once did a low level ever reach out to correct me on my claims her tits, because they don’t move, and lips, because they are fake and because my friend told me she gets them done at her dad’s clinic…are real…

I though “that’s pretty defensive of a bitch, it must be true”….

Since then, she’s gone onto ignore me because she got what she needed, attention…that went viral…and I’m convinced the end is near for her career-wise, there are too many hot girls out there…but I could be wrong, I am always wrong, and even if she went on to be Alba…who fucking cares….

It’s just nice to point out that based on the pic she posted…I call fake everything…and stand by it…even when she denies it…

Garbage…yes…but her parents don’t have upper lips…

Natural tits don’t do this…

Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski|SFW

2015

Oct

CNN Posting Jim Carrey Holding His Girlfriend’s Casket is Disgusting of the Day

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I saw this picture that CNN posted on Sunday night on my Facebook feed this morning, because I don’t read CNN and their clickbait news, that doesn’t really matter in the grand scheme of the world, but that focuses on nonsense….

I realized when there was a war breaking out overseas and the news channel was focusing on Anna Nicole Smith’s death, like it was some kind of breaking story and not passing news…

Yes…famous hooker with huge tits dies in hotel room in Florida…of a drug overdose after years of showing signs of crazy – had 24 hour coverage…while a fucking war was breaking out..

I said…oh this fucking channel is full of shit, they are paid off to distract the retards…like some hybrid entertainment tonight…

Now, they are posting pics of Jim Carrey holding his girlfriend’s fucking casket…and yes, I realize I am posting the same picture to make a point…and that point is…what fucking good does it do, other than get clicks for curious people, to feature a dude who is relatively lowkey in the media, carrying his young girlfriend’s casket…how does this help society, why do we need to see this, the girl wasn’t even famous…

Have some fucking respect, you disgraceful TMZ pieces of shit…speaking of TMZ, they banned me from their traffic exchange because I wrote Paul Walker was a Sex Offender because his wife to be was 16 when they started fucking…because that would make him a sex offender…but the execs who own TMZ didn’t like it…because they probably have their hands in the Fast and Furious through their parent company – Warner Bros…because it is owned by Time Warner….which coincidentally also owns Turner…who owns CNN…

It’s all the same garbage lies perpetuated…

Posted in:CNN|SFW

2015

Oct

Eva Longoria in One Size Too Small Bikini Bottoms of the Day

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I will never understand Eva Longoria’s fame, but it turns out she’s really fucking famous on an international level. I remember meeting some dude at a bar who went nuts on me when I was talking about Eva Longoria, as I do, all the time, after he told me she was making some kind of appearance or speech….to which I said “who the fuck cares about that Mexican bitch”…she was on one TV show…that’s it…and it wasn’t even a good TV show…

It makes no sense…I know what you’re thinking, the guy who freaked on me was a gay Hispanic guy….but not even, he was some Irish straight dude drinking beer…who was very into Eva Longoria…

She’s not even hot, I mean hot for a 40 year old Mexican, they normally have 18 kids and a tortilla body….with no neck….but this one, thanks to being Hollywood, and the kind of white girl first generation Mexican, who hires Mexicans…to be her slaves just to prove how non-mexican she is in her primarily white Texas highschool that has turned into her life…

She’s rich, she fucks rich, she does fake charity work…and she wears bikinis like a middle age woman who doesn’t want to size up to admit she’s thicker…but prefers her fat spilling over the string bikini…that should be spanx shorts…

I’m not a fan. Maybe I’m racist..even though my name is Jesus Martinez…I just think this girl is full of shit, even in her bikini on some trashy hooker Pussycat Doll Fitness retreat…

I like the Estrogen patches….so feminine…

Posted in:Eva Longoria|SFW

2015

Oct

Naked Woman with a Stick and Other Videos of the Day

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Woman Steals Booze and Dances

Fireman Catches on Fire…

Kids Try to Rob Store with a Rifle..Get Scared Off With a Broom

Dog Rescued from Sewer…

Cop Tries Saving a Black Guy – By Choking Him Out

Sheriff Slams 14 Year old on Rollerskates – Don’t Worry You Don’t Need to Riot – He’s White….

Drunk Driver Uses Periscope…

Stubs vs GUNs

Man Intimidates Old Man….on Bus….

Waterspout vs Postal Truck..

Grilled Meat Vendor Doesn’t Give a Fuck About Explosion…

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2015

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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New hobby…Homewrecking because I am not convinced that marriage is an honest institution…like it as rumored to be in other eras thanks to having no internet to cheat with strangers as easily…despite what facebook updates seem to say..

I don’t care if they are new married, engaged, or with kids….I just need happily family facebook updates..that’s my porn…

I assume all wives and husbands are miserable, have no idea why they signed up to couple up….but did it negligently without much thought, but rather just doing what they are supposed to…and

Next stop…pregnant happily married girls on social media…

I SEE YOUR LIES through your spread asshole pics…

Calvin Harris is Suing Everyone for his Happy Ending…
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Hot Girls Getting Dirty…
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Slut Named Anna Braga in a Bikini
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Some Famewhore in a Bikini
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Suki Waterhouse Photoshoot
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Peacocks VS the Suburbs
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Library Webcam Girl is Hot
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Law and Order doing a Duggar Episdoe
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Elephant Comes to the Rescue!
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Slutty French Canadian Girls
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Jessica Chastain Looking Good
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Woman Driver of the Day
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Playboy is ending nudity, because they need to sell ads, and in the women controlled advertising market, there is no room for nudity, unless these feminists who call all men fat shamers and misogynists for being men, but who won’t date pansy’s because they aren’t men…but who will watch abuse porn and pretend it is empowering…since it is the only way to cum…making me question their intelligence in their social justice warrior bullshit that is politically correct, safe, boring…and almost un-human….I don’t care if Playboy does nudity, I care that advertisers control content, and advertisers listen to dumb bitches who are hypocrites in their feminist agenda…they just think it looks good for social media…
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2015

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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I am drunk on turkey, booze, and the white man’s plight to steal land and build a nation from the natives…because Turkey says white dominance.. by being good negotiators on Canadian Thanksgiving…

I keep feeding my wife baked goods…she still hasn’t died…will keep you posted…

The neighbor’s daughter is in leggings…she’s 18 or 19…and her leggings are everything you need to be thankful for…

Too bad I don’t have pics.

Here are some steplinks.

Girls With Huge Tits Because We Love Tits…It’s How we Base A Woman’s Worth
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Selena Gomez on the Today Show
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Vin Diesel Sucks in his Gunt for the Body Shamers
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LAUREN STONER IN A BIKINI
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Stephanie Smith Seems Fit
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Televangelist Robert Tilton Edit
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Cate Blanchett in her Tattoo Dress…
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Olivia Wilde – Really Olivia Cockburn – In a Dress
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Stacy Keibler Legs…
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Genevieve Morning Getting Naked…Sloppy Bitch…
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Joanna Krupa Nipple…
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SLut of the Day
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Leo and His Slut
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The Demi Lovato Nude Shoot for Vanity Fair….
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Anna Hathaway Talks Eggs…
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Some Chick Topless in the Ocean…
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Anne Hathaway in a Bikini
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Girls With Huge Tits Because We Love Tits…It’s How we Base A Woman’s Worth
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Johnny Depp Doesn’t Want an Oscar
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Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris Take a Break
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Alexis Ren in a Thong
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Tara Reid’s Legendary Bikini Pics…
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Dakota Johnson in Tights
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Raven Symone Would Hire a Black Person…
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Anna Kendrick Dressed like an Ugly Jackie O
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Elle Fanning in a Pink shirt…
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Kendall Jenner or the Other Jenner in Shorts..
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Amanda Seyfried in a White Dress…
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Amber Heard – Whore In a Black Dress
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Country Star Breast Feeding
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Wrestling Behind the Scenes
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Slutty Disney Princess
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Kourtney Kardashian Kid Gets Hitin the Chin with the Car Door….
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Joanna Krupa has a Dumb Head ina Bikini
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Uptight Broomsticks of the Day
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Cheating MILFs are Amazing Fuck Buddies
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Sheer Panties Smoke Weed
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A Bunch of Porn GIFs
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Glamour Tits of the Day
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Good Use of Zoom in Times Square
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Pussy Shaver
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More Krupa Nipple
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Naked in Public Meltdown
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Naughty Everyday Girls Being Naughty and Loving it When you Watch…for free..perverts everywhere
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2015

Oct

Jessica Chastain May Have Nipples in W Magazine of the Day

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Jessica Chastain is a Juliard Graduate…which means she’s a real actress…professionally trained even though I think acting is a farce, a lie, bullshit and just something people who have massive egos do because they are pretentious and arrogant and have a confidence to be an asshole playing make belief for an audience…but maybe I am wrong…

I can’t really place in any movie that she’s done, but apparently she’s award winning…I guess I am ignorant, but it didn’t take Jessica Chastain to realize that…I generally don’t really care about 38 year olds…or their careers…but I do care that she apparently important enough to show her old lady nipples in W Magazine….and nipples, even old lady nipples are fun to look at…part of the reason I applied for a job at an old folks home as a sponge bath giving orderly back in the 90s in the first place..before realizing…that there is such thing as too old nipples…and more important…vagina…Chastain has a few years before that happens though…so let her show off her talent while she can

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2015

Oct

Taylor Swift Possibly Single in Vogue Australia of the Day

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The rumor of the day is that Calvin Harris and Taylor Swift have broken up, even though they played so in love, as Taylor Swift was trying to increase her cool factor by dating a club DJ and the club DJ was trying to increase his rate by dating an A-Lister, all while opening him up to producting hit pop songs, which is really where the big money is for this clowns now that people don’t really care about actual music….

Who cares…she’s a lie…her love life a lie…everything…a lie…

They were probably swinger, open-relatiobship, let’s fuck everyone because we’re both rich and famous and people want to fuck us, and she just used him for the media to give her another public relatiobship to distract from the backend where she’s getting her back end filled…

It is safe to say Taylor Swift is the fucking worst…not even talented…who writes flimsy and obvious songs…and the world wants to believe her so bad..in this porno world..they want to really fucking beleive her and in turn make her famous…

I guess in a lot of ways, she’s like the Christmas tree farm she grew up on…just in the form of pop music..because a tree is just a tree…but when it becomes of Christmas tree…all of a sudden it is magical and makes dreams come true for little Christian kids everywhere…basically the same think Taylor is…just less seasonal..instead of one day..it’s everyday…

Either way, she’s trying to sex up her image, blame the model sluts she’s stealing the souls from, and I guess that’s why this shoot fro Vogue Australia looks nothing like her…and almost makes her quirky zero sex appeal…worth…jerking off to…but she’s not quite there yet…at least she’s trying, what else is she do to with her time…she has a team that handles every single aspect, possibly even wiping her ass for her…something I assume Selena Gomez applied for…but could be wrong..because I am always wrong.

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2015

Oct

Shakira in a Bikini Top of the Day

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Question of the day….

Even if her breasts are small and humble….do they still move mountains?

Or does a decade, at least one kid, well into her 30s…make her small and humble breasts obsolete…

And are her breasts still humble, after years of making stupid fucking money because her Colombian and really all of her latina fan base fucking love her..

So many questions…for answers I don’t even care to hear…but what else am I supposed to write about Shakira being Shakira in Spain for a commercial she’s probably making millions of dollars for since she speaks Spanish…and is thus loved by all Spanish speakers…because they like anything that is their own…ANYTHING…even J.Lo…right.

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Posted in:SFW|Shakira

2015

Oct

Alessandra Ambrosio In Shorts with Legs of the Day

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This is no way for a mother to dress…she’s in her mid 30s…has two kids…yet walks around like some kind of street hooker…I don’t know what I am looking at, a lingerie model who is just lucky she’s tall because otherwise she’d be in porn…or a hooker looking to get picked up..

She’s the mom at the Parent Teacher and activity days that offends all the other moms, because all the other dads get excited looking at her, and agree to go to all the school events hoping to see her there…dressed the way she dresses…because the real slut shamers…are other women…which is logical because all men love sluts…and I know what you’re thinking..and that is that just because she’s dressed skimpy doesn’t mean she’s a slut..her kids are with the same rich as fuck dude she hookered down….but I like to think you don’t need to live a slut life…to dress the slut part…sluts…in activewear are still sluts…often times middle age sluts…and not always as fit as this…but still eager for everyone to stare at their asses….

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Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio|SFW