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2015

12

Oct

Models for Self Service Magazine of the Day

I am only posting these pictures by Photographer Ezra Petronio….for some fashion magazine called Self Service…to remind us all that amongst all the shit, there are tits…it is some needle in they haystack, but tits not needle shit….so even if you have to go through 20 pictures from one photoshoot, or 20 photoshoots, for one photoshoot with 20 pictures…there will be tits…somewhere…because tits are trendy, tits are fashion, tits are very now, because people don’t want you to sexualize tits…at least that’s what they tell you…when they are clearly using tits for hits…and I say…tits, under and and all lies, or storylines are still tits…and I say that no matter how many tits I see, in public, at the strip club, in a cheap model room on a crackwhore hooker looking for a shower…I’ll still want to suck them..cum on them…because tits are sexual..just stick your fingers in a girl and suck on them to see if she gets wetter or not…

Spoiler alert…

She gets wetter…

Models in this shoot include…

Julia Van Os, Anja Rubik, Natalie Westling, Chloe Sevigny, Marjan Jonkman, Grace Hartzel, & Audrey Nurit and most importanty..Anja Rubik’s tits…

Posted in:Fashion

2015

12

Oct

Selena Gomez for Wonderland Magazine of the Day

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Here are some recent pictures of Selena Gomez and her Lupus face…suffering from Chemotherapy treatment but making time to record and album and go to lame photoshoots…for an otherwise cool magazine WONDERLAND MAGAZINE

What I am saying is these pictures fucking suck on all levels…garbage…for this flimsy at best article, with images of Selena Gomez in what looks like a lame hipster rich kid apartment, where the photographer probably lives and is finance by her lawyer father, that could probably have done anything interesting with the access to Selena, but instead chose to do scaled down, shitty, blurry, ugly, instagram style, been done before, attempt at being the 70s and intimate, but coming across as lazy and boring, whole pretending it is art, because she’s clearly a pretentious bullshit artist who has manipulated the world into thinking she’s an artist, and activist, and feminist, who plays with her period and nipples because the world is fucking lazy…and this feminist scam is less lazy…and thus making money and getting access…useless garbage…

It’s like “let’s take pics of you on your phone, it’ll be so real, I saw it on Tumblr when researching feminist agendas”…useless…

I’m not saying Selena needs to be lifting her belly to show the world her clit…or walking around with her tits busting out to get noticed…like she normally does…but if you get this Disney starlet into your lame, try hard, hipster bed…you gotta make her work it…rather than this lazy shit…you egotistical spoiled brat…if you don’t believe me, read the shittiest interview of all time…I didn’t bother, because I write fluffy bullshit, I don’t read it, especially not when it involves some chick talking about herself, while sucking up to Selena Gomez…someone no one should suck up to…but people do…since even the most basic of hipster feminist trash idolize celebrities…

Don’t believe me, read it for yourself..at WONDERLAND MAGAZINE … I could think of a lot of better things to do…

This generation is so fucking safe, except with sex, none of them use condoms…yet none of them die of aids…which is the real unfortunate thing in giving them a soap box to preach their bullshit from.

Posted in:Selena Gomez|SFW

2015

12

Oct

Girl Gets Naked in South Beach Restaurant…and Other News of the Day

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Girl Shits Herself in Las Vegas

NYC Fight

Woman Stripped and Beaten in CHina For Sleeping with a Married Man

Don’t Move a Street Sign Next to Live Wires…

Sewage Sprayed on a Politician Office…

Drunken Brawl in a Restaurant

Man Walks Down the Street with Wife’s Severed Head in India

Cellulite Crash…

Jews Running Over an Arab

Racist Swedish Bus Driver

Cancer of the DAy

Here’s a WOman Getting Beat

Dude Goes Up in Flames

Indian WOman Stripped Naked By Police…

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2015

12

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Canadian Thanksgiving was a fail…because my wife didn’t finally succumb to her eating disorder by dropping dead from a stroke..and I didn’t get the stroke my dick against a 20 year old’s clit because she wants to piss off her family, and/or has a homless fetish, and/or likes charming gentlemen who like stuffing them with inanimate objects like she was the turkey…

Instead…I had to deal with the worry that the toilet will finally give out under my wife’s weight…and feces will be everywhere…disgusting turkey feces….everywhere…which is way worse than just smelling it on her because she can’t wipe..

I did not seduce schizophrenic homeless women at the free THanksgiving mission…I did listing to a woman sleeping while choking on her neck fat…

This is my life…and I’d say thanks, but I’m not thankful for anything but these Morning Links…..

Today in Morning Thigh Gaps…Because Fat Thighs are for Disgusting Fat Girls…and Thigh Gaps are for Girls You Want to Fuck
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Obama Mocks Kanye!
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This Whore’s Name is Bryanna Holly. She Pretends She’s Not a Whore…While Lingerie / half Naked Modeling…
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Stripping Dinosaur
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Wildlife Caretaker Pranks the News..
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Bristol Palin Wants High School Girls Pregnant
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Mexican Weather Girl in her Underwear
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Bella Thorne in a TIght Little Outfit
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Jennifer Lawrence In a Jacket for the Jacket Fetishists..
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Women’s Eyewear Over the Last Century
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Some Big Tits and Boxing Gloves…
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GIrls In Lingerie…
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THe First Climb Out of a Gorge
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2015

09

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s Canadian Thanksgiving, so here’s some Canadian news to know what our issues are here in Canada…

I am going go stuff a hooker like a Turkey…probably a homeless one at the homeless shelter line…because if there’s one thing I know..it’s better to stuff than to be stuffed…

Right?

Here are some Canadian Thanksgiving links…

Tight Fucking Dresses
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Robert Downey Jr is Gonna Make a Lot of Money…
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Asian Curves!
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Suspension Bridge Collapse
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Morrissey Gets Groped at Airport Security
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Justin Bieber’s Dad Makes Dick Jokes ABout Bieber’s Dick
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Olivia Rose has Tits
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The Jenners and Their Porn Nanny
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Nip Slip of the Day
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Slut of the Day
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Campbell Soup Getting Real…with Homo Dads
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Mila Kunis Mom Tits
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Bella Thorne’s New Countdown
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Brea Grant and her Pussy Cat
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Shakira is Filming a Video!
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Bieber is Trying to Get His Dick Off the Internet
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Girls Mirrors Fun
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Robert Downey JR is Getting 200 Million to do Avengers
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Naya Rivera in Some SPIC SHIT
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Kristen Stewart Tits in a T-Shirt
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Canadian Slut of the Day
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John Goodman is Skinny
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Girls in Flannel
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23 Awful Things Frats Did That Got Them Kicked Off Campus
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Some Wrestling BTS
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YOutube Star Thong
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Open a Beer Bottle With Anything
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Throwback Celebs
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Zoe Saldna in Yoga Pants
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Military Vehicles You Can Actually Own
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Bristol Palin Hates IUDs
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Lady Gaga and her Mom
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Raven Symone Doesn’t Like Bitches with Ghetto Names
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Neil Strauss on Giving Up Orgies
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Kelly Brooke – Huge Tit in Bra
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Lady Gaga Thong..
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Random Porn!
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Cheating MILFs are Amazing Fuck Buddies
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Sheer Panties Smoke Weed
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Glamour Girl and her Huge Naked Tits
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Big Tits in a Mesh Outfit
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Jenna Malone Slutty Posing…
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Summer St Clair Has Big Boobs..
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Maria Menounos Bra
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Elevator Flapper
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Slut Rubs One Out on the Beach
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Fuck in Public
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Idiot of the Day
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Naughty Everyday Girls Being Naughty and Loving it When you Watch…for free..perverts everywhere
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Get Some Male Masturbators…Because Masturbating is Everything
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2015

09

Oct

Pregnant Kate Upton Leaves the Gym is the LOL of the Day

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This is the LOL of the day….

First…fat girls who get cast as regular sized models..and not plus sized models even though she’s huge.hitting the gym..because she probably never has hit the gym…unless there was an all you can eat buffet attached to it..

Bitch is a rich model…but is looking like they are Roseanne at the peak of her fatness on the way to make a tuna casserole in her trailer park home…rocking her fitness gear from Target because it’s all she can afford, it makes her feel fit, and a medium is very forgiving…

The reality of it is is that it is a joke on another level too…and that level is how funny it is to watch fat people to work out, and sure she’s not working out here, even though she’s probably burning more calories than her actual workout, by walking a block…lazy bitch…but the idea of her trying to do jumping jacks or squats..is just hysterical..som eclown car level funny..

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Posted in:Kate Upton|SFW

2015

09

Oct

Scout Willis is Showing Some Nipple of the Day

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Scout Willis likes the whole free the nipple movement. She’s a celebrity kid, which means she’s empty and looking for anything with substance or meaning to fill her empty soul, and as a fake rich kid hipster artist girl, I guess this is as good a campaign as anything to support, because she has nipples and she wants to show them…so stop sexualizing them…even though I’ve never met a man to tell a woman to put her shirt back on, if anything, I’ve seen men pay money for this…so I would like to thank whoever the frat boy behind the free the nipple movement is, a clever fuck who figured out how to get girls topless, who wasn’t that clever since women are dumb…because let’s not sexualize nipples by showing nipples that girls make me suck when fucking them…because women sexualize nipples

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2015

09

Oct

Miley Cyrus Tongues Her Dog of the Day

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Here’s a little Miley Cyrus tonguing her dog…because Miley Cyrus is strategic, she’s a Disney trained performer, and the conditions they put the people who work their theme parks should be a sign of the training they put into their bread winning, money making, machines…

Meaning, everything she does is programmed, designed, strategic…

Now I don’t know what tonguing her dog has to do with anything…or how this helps her in anyway…but at least one of you will masterbate to it and that means I am doing my job…even though I don’t have a job.

Posted in:Miley Cyrus|SFW

2015

09

Oct

Nina Dobrev in Interview Magazine of the Day

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Nina Dobrev is in Interview magazine, because I guess people care about what she has to say…

I think she’s a Canadian from a show called Vampire Diaries who has turned her back on Canada to become Hollywood and pretend she’s not Canadian, since she’s brown and they can pretend she’s a Mexican American and Mexican Americans are the majority, and will thus make her famous…because they love supporting their own…even if their own are in shitty shows, are Jessica Alba…who pretends she’s not Mexican…or J.Lo…who is Puerto Rican, but bitch will exploit any culture for a dollar…

Or she is from Glee….and now she’s in a bra top in a magazine…fascinating…

Posted in:Nina Dobrev|SFW

2015

09

Oct

Josephine Skriver’s Nipple for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

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Josephine Skriver is the first Lingerie Model Bot…who was at one time a topless model bot…because she was created in a test tube by a biologist she called Dad…like this was hot model version of Edward Scissor hands..who used his sperm with some lesbian to create this magical creature…

Hot girls, even when they are bots, are interchangeable…especially if you have a budget…just buy a new one to have sex with…that’s how rich dudes live…so that isn’t what’s interesting in this campaign for the evil people at Victoria’s Secret…

What is interesting, is that after 3 decades of “if it works why change it”….the brand has adapted to the times and stopped photoshopping out nipples…like it was 1 discount retailers budget catalog in the 70s…if it met instagram filters…kinda hot…or as hot as the brand can get…

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