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2015

08

Oct

Taylor Swift Gets Slutty for GQ of the Day

I guess this is her attempt to be a sex symbol…

Even though her whole career is based on her having sex…and writing love songs about it…

I guess she’s just decided that she’s got sex appeal…

Maybe it was hanging with all the slutty fame whore girls she collected as her real life barbies…who model for a living and know how to use their sex appeal…coaching her awkward ass…

Or maybe she had no where else to go in her sex life, than to start taking slutty poses, because she’s getting arrogant…cocky…literally and figuratively..because she feels she can do know wrong, she’s played this so safe, the Christians like her, the parents like her, even though under the surface of how she’s polarized everything, she’s dated a lot of dudes, some of which have herpes…and none of that is wholesome…unless you play victim…

It’s annoying…

But not as annoying as staring at her, appreciating her tall long legs, with that face most people want to punch, yet she still sells billions a year….and seeing nothing I want to jerk off to…it’s like she’s got a pussy, but she’s just so awkward that even if she was fisting herself, squirting everywhere, begging me to fuck her…I’d offer her a towel to cover up…

But maybe the GQ issue she’s in, but that isn’t released, because they’ve only released her cover shoot…is the beginning of her being something you want to fuck for the right reasons…like that she turns you on…

So I don’t have the GQ pics, they are out next where…but here she is in NME being Slutty….doing the same hustle….

Here are more from NME

: celeber.ru

: celeber.ru

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2015

08

Oct

Lady Gaga’s Sex Scene in AMerican Horror Story of the Day

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No this isn’t an episode of GIRLS and that fat, cellulite ridden ass, isn’t Lena Dunham being an attention seeking, exhibitionist, who pretends to love herself…but rather Lady Gaga….

Either way, Lady Gaga had her big acting debut, at least that’s what they’ll tell you… even though anyone with a brain will know her whole career is based on an act, it’s all a lie…and I think she even went to acting school…but needed to become a huge popstar, female drag queen, with a cause to talk to the retard audience and convince them to buy her bullshit…because they are retards looking for purpose but forced to be exposed to this…

I don’t watch TV, or Netflix, or whatever this is on…it doesn’t excite me to commit myself to these idiots when I would rather make my own horror story of a life…filled with fake tits…and orgies….without faces like Gaga’s….so I can’t tell you whether it was a great performance, but I assume her team is already working on her aggressively to get that EMMY….

I do watch tits though, even in pasties…and I do watch asses, even in thongs…and I do know that this sex looks dull, uninspired and all it does is remind me of the time I was a sexual predator and grabbed Gaga’s ass in fishnets when she was at a club next to me…surrounded by security…she didn’t notice so I kept going…and it was surprisingly firmer than it looks…but I wasn’t hard when doing it..which would be my litmus test, except for the fact that I get hard for very little…but I shoulda got hard for that…

Like I said…my own horror story…and it doesn’t involve this garbage…but should involve eliminating them…

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2015

08

Oct

Niykee Heaton Topless for Snapchat of the Day

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Niykee Heaton is some Youtube Star…who I have heard had a record deal but I don’t think I’ve ever heard any of her songs, or really seen any of her videos…but I have heard of her…and that’s probably because she’s obviously shaping herself, and grooming herself to be a Nicki Minaj…the kind of hip to waist ratio that Kylie Jenner has and that makes sense to most girls who aren’t built like black girls…that I blame on the hormones in the food…but that could be fat transfers….and who really care how it is achieved, it’s just funny to see how she presents herself on snapchat…in a g-string…

She may be trashy, she may be a stripper with a dream stripping, she may just be lucky perverts subscribed to her youtube..and she may be a talented artists…but that doesn’t matter…what does matter is her G-string…for the kids who follow her…good times..

I feel so manipulated

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2015

08

Oct

Brenda Song in a Bikini of the Day

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Who the fuck is Brenda Song?! It turns out she’s an asian…an Asian who despite being South East asian, didn’t prostitute herself on the street of Vietnam at the age of 9, but instead to the execs at Disney…but culturally, she’s programmed to work the streets for 5 dollar…and that’s why she’s in her bikini in the ocean…showing off her body…because it’s all she knows..

I know what you’re thinking…and that is that you’ve never seen an Asian working outside of banks, accounting firms, resturants, medicine and science…but apparently some act…and it’s probably thanks to their dragon mothers putting them through aggressive dance and classical music training…giving them that burning desire to perform in more than just Thai ping pong ball shows…

But I guess Hollywood is pretty much America’s version of that…and this girl’s hot enough for me…but that’s because I’ve never had a slanty pussy.

Posted in:Brenda Song|SFW

2015

08

Oct

Bella Thorne and Ava Sambora Both Turn 18 Despite what the Perverts Want of the Day

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Bella Thorne, daughter of what I assume are a couple of stage parent hippies…who burned through some of their other kids…Kalli and Danni…trying to get them into the entertainment industry…but striking gold with this fiery one…has been the subject of jailbait sexual deviants like you…who go fucking mad for 17 year olds because they are exactly the same as 18 year olds…but it is illegal to fuck them or see them in porn…at least in the USA…and that triggers something in perverts on the internet that gets these girls famous…but often times forgotten by the time they turn 19…

Well…Bella THorne..is no longer jailbait, she’s turned 18…and now jerking off to her, because if you know who she is, you’re weird and jerking off to her, unless you’re me who is forced to do this shit…is less scandalous and thus boring…so go back to some throat fucking porn….

Also turned 18, is Heather Locklear Jr…created with Richie Sambora’s sperm, and thrown into the modeling agency because when you’re rich and your parents are rich and famous…in the heart of this scene, it’s really difficult to make it, but only because no all girls with trust funds are as eager or keen as girls like Gigi Hadid, who just get out of bed, while these other girls can’t be bothered because I guess they aren’t half arab…and trying to establish themselves…when they can just sit at the pool instead….

Posted in:Ava Sambora|Bella Thorne|SFW

2015

08

Oct

Notice Ireland Baldwin Cuz Her Daddy Never Did of the Day

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I like that Ireland Baldwin is this big, tall, tranny-like aspiring model with famous parents and access to the Hollywood life and a lot of money, yet she’s failing and the only invents she’s getting invited to, possibly paid 100 dollars to attend, are the opening night celebration for Knotts Scary Farm…Halloween themed theme park…

I am sure she’s got a fine relationship with her dad, I mean he’s actually aggressively tweeted at me from his Charity, that she probably runs the social media for, to feel like she’s working for her 10k a month allowance…you know where he lets her pretend to be him so she can tweet at herself as him and feel like he actually takes 5 minutes of time to take his head out of his ass and notice her amongst all his other kids…

But I like to think…she’s a product of the hollywood kid, tormented, weird, an outcast no one wants…because they only want her parents, even though so many of these other celeb kids are wanted, why can’t this one be wanted…it’s enough to give a person an identity crisis and go from straight to gay to goth to rehab to eating zombies….

It’s all so magical…

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2015

08

Oct

Notice Jessica Lowndes – Instagram Model of the Day

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Jessica Lowndes is a Canadian actress, who is barely an actress, but who did go Hollywood after getting cast for 90210, a show that gave these girls these massive egos when it was released, riding off the first iteration of the show’s success, getting these girls to all the parties…only for no one to actually care, the show got canceled, they were thrown to the street pretty much unhireable…

So what was this little ego to do, she couldn’t crawl back to Canada with her tail between her legs…it’s too cold in Canada and everyone will know she failed…so instead, she got fake tits, tried to launch a music career that went no where, all while maintaining a fit body, because that body was the only way to get work, and by work, I mean rich guys to pay her rent..now that she has no income…

The music career didn’t go well, so she’s turned into an instagram model, and I try to ignore her, she puts pics like this everyday….and sometimes I just crack..because the level of pathetic loser, coupled with implants and round asses in thongs…is hot to me…because she knows, she’s not overrated, but that she barely exists…and that’s exciting times..

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2015

08

Oct

Joe Rogan’s Girlfriend Cora Keegan Naked for Treats! of the Day

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There was a time that I was in love with Cora Keegan, I thought she was the hottest new model to reject a contract with Victoria’s Secret, because she’s obviously a rich kid and doesn’t need the money, and because an evil brand like Victoria’s Secret doesn’t correlate with her “artistic” vision…that includes modeling being dumb….

I guess she doesn’t think it is dump to model naked, for free, for magazines that aren’t “art”…but that are designed to shoot fame whores and aspiring low level LA models…giving them a break and saying “we launched Emrata”…leaving out “we also are responsible for herpes transmission as the rich dudes we whore you out to will fuck you without a condom…like we’re an escort agency disguised as a magazine”….you know the looking for attention and someone to pay their rent like Ryan Seacrest’s coked up dick…as he’s part of that Treats! circle, and recruits pussy from the events and magazine…doesn’t matter…

Well, it turns out that “artist” not “model” becuase “modeling is dumb” Cora Keegan…still models naked…because I guess her boyfriend Joe Rogan…likes guys jerking off to her model tits…to make him think she matters….because it turns out she’s a fame whore, like all models…it’s their retirement plan…

That said, where’s the fucking bush trick…doesn’t she know anything about nude modeling…it’s all about the bush…but I guess…she’s more into just showing tit for free..bush is sacred…and these pics look like every other fucking pic…do these people think they are reinventing anything? Garbage.

Either way, here she is climbing the ladder….in the weirdest fucking way…

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2015

08

Oct

People Love This Couple of the Day

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This ridiculous couple has gone viral….with some millionaire German couple who craved the American life because the dude used to watched Facebook and though”I want to be American…and marry a girl with tits that don’t fit his trashy girlfriend…and the whole thing is ridiculous that it is even a story…or going viral…isn’t this how every American already lives….

“I had a vision which I have now made come true – I have created my own Baywatch and my girl is hotter than Pamela Anderson.”

Looks like they are ghetto, inspired by Kardashian…trash…that are trying to get their own reality show….but the

A few years ago I was poor, fat and unhappy. My life was my enemy. But one day I made a decision: I took responsibility and created a vision of myself. I decided that whatever it needs to get there I will do. Yes it was hard. Yes I was afraid to fail. But I always kept moving forward and forced myself to believe!”

These people are ridiculous, possibly all that is wrong with Hollywood…so many fake tits…and random words of wisdom on how you can live the fake titty, “mansion” life….over at their instagram YOTTA_LIFE

Looks like scam, and or like he’s a pimp to me…

Posted in:Videos

2015

08

Oct

Jayde Pierce is Bieber’s “Piece” / Diversion from Mayweather of the Day

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When I see pictures of Bieber’s cock…as Floyd Mayweather watches from the couch…I have a hard time believing that this Jayde Pierce instagram model turned fame whore is actually Bieber’s pussy….in romantic Bora Bora…by more a diversion from the romantic Bora Bora getaway with the rich as fuck, Bieber loving, who even says Bieber is his goodluck charm…boxer…

LOOK AT THE COUCH….

THis is what she had to say about being really into famous rich guys because even at 19…you’re old enough to know how to be an opportunist and young enough to be bought by rich guys..

“I saw there was a tick by his name showing it’s an official account. I thought, ‘sh*t, Justin Bieber just messaged me’.

“I have no idea how he came to look at my page. I was at a family party in London at the time and I was like, ‘What?’. I said to my friend, ‘Justin Bieber just messaged me – look’.”

Here’s the “Girlfriend”…

Posted in:Jayde Pierce|SFW