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Is Eva Longoria’s Ass Real of the Day

Emma Roberts is Pregnant and Ashley Benson is in a Thong in Bikinis of the Day

Suki Waterhouse Flashes her Ass of the Day

Em Rata and her Muppet Face of the Day

Halle Berry in a Lingerie Outfit Despite Being 100 of the Day

2015

Oct

Randy Quaid Arrested in Montreal of the Day

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It turns out that one of the single best actors in the history of Hollywood, Randy Quaid and his crazy wife Evi Quaid have been living in Montreal…which is where I live…for the last two years…

Apparently he applied for refugee status, like a HOT SYRIAN REFUGEE and he just got arrested for who the fuck cares…something to do with being charged with fraud in Santa Barbara….

I just saw it in the news, but don’t read the news.. but you can…… CLICK HERE TO READ THE STORY

I am more into the anger, frustration, sadness, disappointment, and loss I feel….because if he’s been living here, why the fuck aren’t we BFFs…celebrating Canadian Thanksgiving together…and laughing about the Vacation movies he was in….and/or Independence Day…

Here’s some of his crazy that I think is genius and amazing…remember he is Academy Award and Golden Globe and Emmy Nominated…Genius…

one more genius….videos…

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2015

Oct

Sex in China… and Other Videos of the Day

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I am a believer…

Girl Who Jumps from Building Saved

Two Women Beat Up and Rob a Dude

Subway Robbery….Prevented…

LAPD Staking Video of the Day

Wife Beats her Man

Arab Pitbull VS Tire….

Crazy Car Accident of the DAy

Home Owner Disarms Home Invader

Flamethrower Stripper Pussy

Flash Mob Robbery

I don’t speak brown – but apparently this is 2 guys beating up a girl for refusing sex…what the fuck…

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2015

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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All these assholes on instagram are taking the same fucking picture…over and over and over again…to the point of it being annoying, nauseating, and impossible to jerk off to because I’m overpowered with thoughts of “another fucking bikini, bitch, we need you in insertion porn, not well lit beach scenes and face-tuned”…right…

That said…

Follow me on instagram @drunkenstepfatherdotcom …but I barely use it…I just figured it was a good punchline to a bigger joke that is my internet presence…

That Said…I know it’s going to be a good day because of this…Is this real or am I dreaming..a Christmas gift in October..sent from heaven…in the form of an unopened “coach” branded coke can next to a dumpster and dog shit! Santa is real.

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Hot Girls on Bikes
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But I Thought Kanye was a Faggot?
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Cheetah Cub and Puppy are Friends
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Charlie Rinna in a Bikini
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The Best Nude Resorts in the WORLD
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Ellen Page is Such a Lesbian
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Zoe Kravitz in a Bra…
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Some Random Whore in Lingerie…
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Driver Failure…
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Gigi Hadid Tits Do Fashion Week
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2015

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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Being a disgusting undesirable motherfucker, the kind of guy girls hate fucking when they are fucking me…and I guess before they are fucking me…but they often times end up fucking me…maybe it is charity on their end…maybe it is horniness and I’m in the right place at the right time…or maybe it is anger because I call skinny girls fat all day…but whatever it is, it’s a blessing and a curse…because if they are fucking me on condition they are going to cum, a lie I tell them when I want to bed them…I end up eating them out until my tongue rips out of my mouth…for hours…because everytime they look down and i get them close..they realize it’s me…and they lose all we built up together…

Not that I care about giving an orgasm…I prefer just sending them links to porn for the Porngasm….

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Girls Tugging on Clothes
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Grace Jones Hates Gaga
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Kate Winslet in Lingerie..
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Kate Hudson in a Bikini
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I didn’t care that Christina Milian was in a Bikini
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Bono’s Daughter is a Slut
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Weather Slut of the Day
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George Zimmerman Accidentally Retweeted a Pic of a Dead Trayvon Martin
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You Can See Ashley Greene’s Bra
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Girl “catches” boyfriend Cheating…So Staged…..
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Rose McGowan Big Cleavage
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Slutty Gamer
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Jennifer Aniston Whores Out for an Airline
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Liz Hurley Tits for Breast Cancer
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Slut of the Day
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Some UK Trash Wearing a Latex Dress
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Joanna Krupa – Braless
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World’s Fastest Zipline
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Josephine Skriver for Victoria’s Secret
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Scary Coat VS Delivery People Prank
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Alicia Vikander Weird Nipple-Less See Through
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Jim Carey’s Dead Girlfriend was Married When She Died
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Dude Eggs on the Police
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Today in Jersey Shore
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Ambrosio in a White Dress
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Naomi Judd Erotica of the Day
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Stupid Death of the Day
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Sharon Stone in a Weird Dress
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Rooney Mara Erotica of the Day
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Hailee Steinfeld Leather Skirt
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GIrl With Dimples
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Alba’s Ass is Disappointing
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Kayaker VS Shark
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Tesla S Street Race
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Selma Hayek Got Big tits…
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Models at the Vogue 95th Anniversary Party
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I would have expected the Princess Leia Bikini to Sell for a Lot Fucking More
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Pete Doherty is a Modern God
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Girls Dressed like Cop-Like Things
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Halloweed Pumpkin Butt
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Alyssa Arce Naked in a Magazine
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2015

Oct

Kate Winslet in Lingerie for Esquire UK of the Day

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Who gives a fuck about 40 year old Kate Winslet….

Oh right, every 40 year old who liked her big tits in Titanic…right before she became insanely rich and famous and barely showed her tits….even though she probably thinks she’s one of the industries greatest actresses…I mean that’s what they all think about themselves…while I just think they are all fucking garbage…but she’s still got tits…no breast cancer yet I guess..but she is at that age…#tits

: celeber.ru

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2015

Oct

Arianna Grande French Kisses Without the Tongue Elizabeth Gilles of the Day

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Arinna Grande is the fucking worst…I only notice her bullshit because I can’t stand her and love exposing myself with shit I can’t stand….it makes me angry and reminds me why I hate the fucking world…

She’s just this little egotistical, self involved, narcissist who I assume is insecure as fuck cunt, broken thanks to stage parents, and a slut who fucks everyone…thanks to all those things…and I am not just saying that because she’s hate America…or because she’s just another one of these money making machine lies….who can sing, but is still garbage…

The only redeeming thing about her is that a pornstar once told me that she’s knows people who fuck her and they say she’s a pig in bed which makes putting up with her bitchy attitude worth it for dudes fucking her…

So here she is with one of her Victorious co-stars…a show I guess she was on…but not the Victoria Justice key player….

The one with big tits named Elizabeth Gilles….who I only know because I do this blog and see what the nerds are into…but I don’t always understand why they are into it…because grown men should not be watching Nickelodeon, and the fact they do, makes me think they may be watching it with their kids…how else do you find these twats…

Either way, they did a peck on the face, far more tame than when they eat each other out as black rappers rail them, but you can’t post that on instagram…that’d be bad for business…

Here are some pics she posted that included captions like “Far from perfect, but pretty damn cute”…shut the fuck up..

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2015

Oct

Ellie Goulding Nipples of the Day

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Ellie Goulding is some UK “hipster” bitch and by hipster bitch…I mean a girl who played hipster bitch knowing hipster was trendy and would pay the fuck out….and now…like all hipster bitches she’s showing her nipples in a magazine…because it’s the trendy hipster thing to do…especially when you’re trying to maintain your hipster hustle since shit fucking pays….

I don’t think I’ve ever heard any of her songs, but I probably have, I just don’t listen to music, because I’m one of those lunatics who thinks the record industry is dumbing us down, programming us, and just shoving subliminal messages into our minds to make us consume garbage…I mean why else would all these fucking idiots exist…I mean besides because of their tits…like these Ellie Goulding tits…that all of a sudden make her…matter..

Posted in:Ellie Goulding|SFW

2015

Oct

Jojo Demonstrates her Black Boyfriend who Ruined her of the Day

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Jojo was one of the original, at least in this internet generation of celebrity bullshit blogs like this…you know..the way I spend my day..everyday…type sites…underage, jailbait, pop star who wasn’t that hot, but who Americans wanted to fuck, because Americans fucking LOVE underage girls…until they turn 18, get a black boyfriend, and pretty much dont do anything because they were tied up, pre-occupied with the big black D….in what she’s demonstrating how she used to do it…now that she’s worked her way back into pop culture…since that going black part of her….vagina…decided to try to make more easy money doing shitty songs and dances again…

Posted in:Jojo Levesque|SFW

2015

Oct

Gigi Hadid is a Self Involved Cunt Showing Gunt for Elle Canada of the Day

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The title of this post…is all I really have to saw about this porky model who makes up the new generation of models we call “my dad is really rich and we paid for this career”….coupled with “we’re at all the cool parties, so we have huge social media presence, thanks to the team my rich dad hired to run my PR and my ex boyfriend being a teen popstar I used to get followers”….and “brands really see me as a marketing tool to get their social media followers and they let me pretend to be a model to trick me into posting their shit”…because anyone with a brain knows…this isn’t a fucking model…this is a rich girl…with an ego…who doesn’t want to go to school because she’s vapid and from LA and has a trust fund…so instead she’s become her own personal brand…and apparently hashtag…fuck this whore like you were a Jonas brother after throwing in the purity ring lie…and figuring that shoving your dick in a 19 year old…is like being a virgin…semantics..

Posted in:Gigi Hadid|SFW

2015

Oct

Proud Mom of the DAy

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LOL!!

All these LA mom’s are such fucking whores…they’ll take as much dick as they can to help open doors and get in the media…EVEN THEIR OWN…

These people are garbage and the fact that “society”…which is really not “society”…or socialized…but rather just a series of uneducated primates with some bullshit soap box thanks to social media…where they are lazy and say things they like hearing while living a totally different life because they are hypocrites in denial of what is really going on…Attention Deficit Disorder, Bullshit Social Warriors, Too Lazy to Really Bother figuring shit out, entitled to think they matter..who supported what Bruce Jenner did for the Trans world…something I call “EXPLOITING IT”…make me fucking sick…

I am just fascinated that these idiots can kill people on the PCH…but no one fucking kills them…when it’s very clear…they need to be fucking shot…

Fucking whores. Twisted fucking whores…whoring for money and manipulating you idiots in the process…