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Em Rata and her Muppet Face of the Day

Halle Berry in a Lingerie Outfit Despite Being 100 of the Day

2015

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Some days…I wake up with a boner and I get excited because it makes me feel like I am not dead…but then I remember I have to update a blog no one reads for no reason other than some kind of sick and twisted addiction towards things I don’t actually care about….like whether puppet money making Machines have hard nipples last night…or if they are in a magazine this month…

Then I lose the boner I was excited about, hate myself, want to die…but instead I update the site…it’s wors..

Who fucking cares….

Morning Links at 12:30….cuz it’s morning to me…

Fan Girls of the Day
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Kylie Jenner in a Rolls Royce…
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Gigi Hadid in a Sliver Dress
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Claire Danes is a Homewrecking WHore…at Least She Was in 2003
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Bulldog Scares Bear
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John Ham’s Penis Plays Softball
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Some Bitch Named Alicia
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Norwegian Body Builders in a Tiny TOwn
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Nonsense of the English Language..
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2015

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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Nightmares are still dreams….and most of the girls are nightmares…so I like to refer to them as dream girls…really terrible, haunting…dream girls…

The highlight of the day was when a young new feminist posted a ” how to eat pussy guide”…because “boys are stupid”….in this rape culture world….So I pretended her confidence in posting that…gave me the strength to post a how to throat fuck a girl guide I wrote…because I’m a troll…a sexist troll who hates inequality…

A warrior for us all…here are some stepLINKS>..

Thigh Gaps
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Cameron Diaz Looked Haggard as Fuck…and her Husband/Baby Daddy’s Scalp Tattoo is a Fucking Joke
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Christina Milian in a Bikini
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Charlie Riina is a Fame Whore I Like in a Bikini
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Some Topless Chick by the Pool
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Slut of the Day
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Scott Disick’s 18 Year Old
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Kat Dennings Has Big Tits
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Gwen Stefani’s Crazy
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John Oliver on Mental Health
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Denise Schaefer is Worth a Fuck
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BTS Heyman Hustle and Brock Lesner
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Bella Thorne’s Tween Tits
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Bella Hadid no Bra.
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Zoe Kravitz….Nipple
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Jennifer Aniston at an Event
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Kendra Wilkinson is BAlls Deep
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Bar Refaeli Tits at an Event…
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Tom Cruise Didn’t Support His Fake Adopted Kid’s Wedding Because She’s not a Scientologist…
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Vanessa Hudgens Legs
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Miley Did SNL…I Hate SNL…But HEre’s her Monologue
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Everything Wrong with Wall-E
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Best Sports Conspiracies
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Model I’ve NEver Heard Of in a Bikini
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Halston Sage is a Young Stunner
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Random Babes on Halloween Gallery
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Bacon Lovers Meet a Baby Pig
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5 Diseases Doctor’s Can’t Explain
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40 “Touching” Photos
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Pointless Protest…
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Gigi and Kendall Are SLutty
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Jason Priestley is Not Happy People Know He Fucked Tori Spelling
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Matt McConaughey’s Insane Costume for a Movie..
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Dark Hair and Light Eyes
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Two Girls in Lingerie Smoking Weed
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College Girls – Oil Wrestling
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Lana Kendricks’ Got Some Tits
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LEsbian Orgy
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Nude in a Pool…Babe
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Hood Fight of the Day
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G String Smokes Weed
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Naughty Everyday Girls Being Naughty and Loving it When you Watch…for free..perverts everywhere
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2015

Oct

Tara Reid Bikini Corpse of the Day

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Tara Reid, perpetual Spring Breaker….is amazing….for some money reasons, including but not limited to being on the beach with her boyfriend…looking like this.

Sometimes I need Tara Reid to remember that life’s not so bad…That people have it worst…that bodies have it worst…like hers…destroyed in the making the entity that is Tara Reid…who was at one point in the late 90s, so fucking relevant, in everything and deemed hot as fuck…then one bad set of implants…threw her into a series of bad plastic surgery…in between traveling the world at pool parties drunk…

Everything comes to an end…whether it is the party at the end of the night, or the party at the end of a decade of partying that destroyed a bitch, or a career in Hollywood so many of these instagram whores dream of….

Death is inevitable – even when the person is still alive…despite how corpse like they look…or in this case their ass looks…..That bad lippo suction has sucked the soul out of her…she’s like a half deflated bag of dog shit…all lumpy and weird..decaying…but not in spirit…because she still brings it…and dudes still fuck it…and want it around…all leather…and in need of life being breathed into it….like a meth addict on the street corner in florida…who lost her pants 3 years earlier and spends her days asleep on the beach…only more famous…and probably more showered…but equally rotten…..

The real issue is why the fuck would she ever wear a bikini….If I was her, I’d opt for the pants…if I was her family, friends, advisors…I’d opt for pants…

But the positive in this, the light at the end of the tunnel her corpse is drunkenly stumbling to…is that she’s skinny….and that’s more than we can say for america…because fat girls are everywhere and fat girls are far more gross…than whatever this is.

What I am trying to say is that I’m in love…

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2015

Oct

Anja Rubik Looks Sick of the Day

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I wonder if laughing at a skinny model is called “Skinny Shaming”….

Or pointing out that the skinny model probably has an addiction…so is this “addict shaming”…

Or maybe she’s got some sort of disease like it is “HIV POS Shaming”…

Or maybe she’s got some kind of cancer….”Cancer Shaming”…

Or is this from an eating disorder “anorexic shaming”….

And is this eating disorder caused by modeling agency demands…”model agency skinny demand shaming”….

All because all the work, like the food at the table is going to fat girls thanks to “fat shaming”…

And everyone wants to feel like they are doing their part for society by celebrating fat girls…”indirect skinny shaming”…

Her cheeks are sucked in, her skin grey, her eyes bags….she’s a fucking mess….looks like she’s been hanging with Lohan…

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She’s probably medicating, not eating, on drugs…from being given too much money to know what to do with…in a high pressure existence…but who I am to predict anything…I’m just pointing out that some of the greatest tits in modeling have died “great tit turned shit tit shaming”…and maybe she needs some help…Here is a tribute to what was…

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2015

Oct

Selena Gomez Mexican Tongue of the Day

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The world needs more Selena Gomez little tongue…I feel like the Disney Execs casting her for her first role…who loved her little Mexican mouth enough to create her…back when she was just a little girl with a mother willing to whore her out…in a world that needs Mexican content as Mexicans make up 80% of the US population and people in the media want to speak to that….while her mother, like all narcissists loved her little girl so much, and figured she was old enough to sign her life over to them…it was what was best for the family…and thanks to that…Selena is likely very fucking broken at her core…my favorite….but unfortunately, she’s not my favorite, but I’ll still look at her tongue…cuz I’m a pervert..

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2015

Oct

Rihanna and Cara Delevingne Lesbian in Bikinis of the Day

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Celebrities are weird and the fact that they even exist is weirder…I get the whole draw to musicians and popstars because people listen to and dance to music…but famous actors or models makes absolutely no sense to me…because they are just puppets who don’t connect to anyone on an emotional level…and in Cara Delevingne’s case, just clever enough to position herself with desperate enough for friends famous people…who found her attitude refreshing in a sheltered and controlled world they are forced into…even though her “don’t give a fuck” attitude is a total groupie giving a fuck attitude…because she’s flying around to hang with Rihanna and posing with her like she was Taylor Swift…as it is good for business…and also her ego…because celebrities only like people who suck their dicks…so as Cara strategically gives the media the finger…she’s giving Rihanna a different kind of finger, one that brings orgasms…because she doesn’t want to lose this life that she lives…

I guess what I am saying is that Rihanna is more famous than Cara, yet they are together in bikinis, because Cara is relevant and Rihanna likes relevant things, and Cara likes famous things that make her relevant…in this weird circle of “How does this Cara chick even exist, why does she matter, her bikini pics aren’t even hot, yet she’s everywhere, and people love her”…where’s the scam…let’s figure this out..but why bother…lesbians anyway you look at them are anti-climatic…

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If you’re more into her showing the world her tit…here’s her tit

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2015

Oct

Nicole Kidman in Black and White for Interview of the Day

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I always liked Tom Cruise’s original robot he never fucked because he’s gay…because of her great tits…that are probably because all of her is plastic…and botox…and/or the more expensive, lifelike silicon you find on the more expensive sex toys…as the hard plastic is for poor people and Nicole Kidman is not poor, but Hollywood glam from an era where actors got paid more insane money, even when they didn’t deserve it because it was all part of some movie producing racket…and now she’s in Interview magazine doing something that feels like old Hollywood Glam…..because along with Gun Laws…these Australians want to shit on your culture…

I have never eating carrot pie, you know a little orange pussy, because for years, I was disgusted by them…I used to GINGER CUNT SHAME…and point at laugh at the fair skinned girls…even the pretty ones…because I just assumed they were freaks…and as I’ve learned about Gingers…they are freak…and that’s exactly why I want in on that….

But because I was so mean to them growing up, when so much ginger pussy was desperate and available….karma will not give me the shade of pubic hair I want…now that I’ve grown as a man and accept all shades of pubic hair….

I know she’s old, I know she’s clothed, I know these pics are about silly, but here they are anyway…

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2015

Oct

Gigi Hadid Caged Tits of the Day

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I guess Gigi Hadid thought she looked good in this outfit…because she posted a lot of pics of it..

Or maybe this look was paid for and a sponsored by whatever brand she’s wearing…and her instagram push was part of the deal…

Or maybe she’s just trying to give the designer attention, so he books her for a campaign, and she can in turn feel of value…

But I think all that matters is caged in titties…I likes dresses that do that to titties…it turns them into little criminals that need to be fenced in a locked up like how I treat girls in my basement…bad titties….even if the tits are overrated, spoiled by her rich dad who bought her career..and spoiled and suckled on by a Jonas brother, in rich and young, emotionally uncomfortable people…

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Here’s her sister…

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2015

Oct

Hayden Panettiere’s Big Shoulders Getting Out of Bed in a G-String of the Day

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Hayden Panettiere who is around 4 and half feet tall and was rumored to have been part of a weird sex ring in the 80s Hollywood, where she was past around rich guys when she was underage because Hollywood is notorious for weird eccentrics who fuck underage people…because it’s not a crime if you never get arrested or some shit…

A rumor, that is just a rumor, but that would explain her vagina’s ability to take her 6 foot 7 tall husband and baby daddy’s dick, that we can assume makes some real fucking creepy circus sex…..like the little midget clown and the tall man they are as a couple…

That said, she was another one of these 16 year old girls who the general american fell for….who turned 18 and was forgotten, but as long as G-string, even mom in a G-string happens…she’s still the little strong man with broad shoulders I thought was overrated when she was relevant but would still watch fuck…because it seems so intriguing…

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2015

Oct

Pregnant Kate Upton Left the House of the Day

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When you’re too fat to live….as a model…but you like your celebrity…that you bought cuz your family is rich…you have limited options…to justify your existence…because you don’t want to be called plus sized…no one wants to be called plus sized…even when plus sized is in trend…because fat girls never shut the fuck up and make us think they are legitimate people..

I called Kate Upton out when she launched, she was 18 years old…I could tell by her weird hips and back, that it was a matter of time the belly would catch up…and it did…but she still gets work…America loves fat tits…so much they’ve accepted her…because fat is the new fit…

That said, the best way to justify the fat…instead of just working out…is to blame it on pregnancy…and based on her leaked nudes…she’s slutty enough to take loads inside her….and I guess this is her big reveal…literally…

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