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2015

02

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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No girls like me on tinder….NOT EVEN THE FAT ONES…

But I guess that makes sense… no one likes me anywhere….NOT EVEN THE FAT ONES…

That said…LAST CHANCE TO WIN A STATE BICYCLE….

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HERE ARE LINKS

Grace Jones Flashing Tits
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TIGHT DRESSES
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Naomi Campbell and Martha Hunt Topless
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More Izabel Goulart Bikini Pics of the DAy
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Taylor Marie Hill Lingerie….
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Vanessa Hudgens in her Kitty Ears
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Jennifer Lawrence Pees in Sinks!
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Girls in Bikinis…
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Selena Gomez’s Fan Stole Her Sunglasses
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I want to Fuck Scott Disick’s New GF
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Chug Fail…
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Bianca Gascoigne Nipple on a Fake Tit
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Rumer Willis Legs…
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Kylie Jenner in Short Shorts
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Demi Lovato in a Tube Top..
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Solid Halloween Costume
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Scotch Drinker…Reviews Cheap Whiskey…
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Jake Gyllenhaal Gets Measured
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Rape Victim of the Day…
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Mia Kang Busty in Lingerie…
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ROse McGowan Big Tits..
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Unreleased FOotage of Atomic Bombs…
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Hailey Baldwin in a Tight Dress…..
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Some Ugly Famous Daughters
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Kendall Jenner Tight Pants
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Girl Is Mad Adam Levine is Married
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Best Sign Ever
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They are Making a New Bridget Jones Movie
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Angry Woman…
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Lindsay Pelas Huge Tits…
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Colombian Model in a Thong…
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Some Pig Named Lucy Collet in Zoo Magazine…
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Pocket Pussy of the Day
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Two Girls in Lingerie Smoking Weed
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Huge Tits and Weed….
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Girl Fucks a Sink…
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Starbucks Masturbator…
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Random Porn Pics…
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Jesus These are Huge Tits
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Greek Slut
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Some Huge Fucking Tits
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Wife Does Weird Shit With her Tits
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Naked Bitch
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Naughty Everyday Girls Being Naughty and Loving it When you Watch…for free..perverts everywhere
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2015

02

Oct

Demi Lovato Keeps Getting More and More Naked of the Day

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Demi Lovato is getting naked for attention….slutty…

I love girls who hate being called slutty..especailly when they are sluts…because slut, like Faggot and fat are words that should never be mentioned…or said..

While Demi Lovato is living all three, who you know before being fake diagnosed bi-polar when she was “out of control” Disney star, was fucking all kinds of people during her manic episodes…how else would she be able to lockdown womanizing Wilmer Valderammma…

I think I just analyzed Demi Lovato’s sex life…I can die now, not because this has completed my quest on earth, but because it’s the fucking worst…Well, not quite as bad as this Latina pig half naked..which is the worst..but close…

She’s really milking this…”love your body”…thing…no retouching…no make-up….not cute…but “real”…because that’s where the market is..that is what people want to see. She’s milked mental health prior to this, why wouldn’t she find some new cause to justify her existence and make excuses…..

I think she probably thinks she’s doing a great things for girls…a great thing for society…making a real difference…and I assume the media will eat this angle up…but remember..she’s a money grubber..never trust a money grubber…especially when she says she’s worked on her spirituality…she’s full of shit and just finding a markeitng hook…serioulsy..I’m onto puppet…

Watch this on The Scene.

If you look close enough, you can see her asshole…no not Wilmer Valderammmmma..but yes…her smug face lying to you…but really believing her bullshit..

Here are all the pics for VANITY FAIR CLICK HERE

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2015

02

Oct

Bella Thorne Big Teen Tits are Autumnal of the Day

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So Bella Thorne turns 18 in the next couple of days…so she’s given the general public, her fans, the gang of perverts who love busty redheads especially when they are underage…a solid Autumn inspired turtleneck, that may remind you of the 80s, when you were in high school, and the best tit days were turtle neck tit days, because if you’re a fan of Bella Thorne and a male, I am going to assume you were in high school in the 80s, she’s just that kind of character…

Either way, she’s dressed autumnal for you to try to auto felate yourself before realizing your belly is too big and sitting all day makes you lack the flexibility you need to reach your micro penis…or you could just auto-asphyxiate yourself while staring at this…because you’re sexual predator ass doesn’t need to live…

6 Days left to maximize her underage appeal…and I assume she’ll milk it as much as her parents milked her to live the family fame dream they tried running through with their kids, because I guess they didn’t like work…and this one stuck…so October 8, may be their most dreaded day…because they won’t be collecting her paycheck anymore, unless they’ve manipulated her properly, and I’m sure they have….all stage parents do…

: P

: P

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2015

02

Oct

Kendall Jenner Cameltoe of the Day

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Kendall Jenner’s pants are jacked up into her pussy…which is pretty impressive…because as a Kardashian, you’d expect anything black jacked up in her pussy to be a signed rapper…

But I guess she’s the one they are marketing to white people, through “fashion” modeling, even though she’s really just an instagram model getting work because she has a following, who I assume has fucked Bieber…and probably a lot of people, becuase young people are sluts addicted to sex and cumming thanks to being raised on porn….but that no one has really cared about enough to delve into her personal life…because seriously…who fucking cares…

I just care about cameltoes…they always turn me on, I mean except when they are on old ladies and moms with fat gunt’s because I just think of how broken down that old pick up truck / mini van / large vagina is…but on an 18 year old, even if she’s probably been fisted many times in her sexual “doesn’t have a daddy” encounters…you know the biggest vagina an 18 year old has ever had…it’s still more appealing to want to suffocate on…thanks to youth..

That’s it…oh, here she is modeling…as a hobby…even though she gets paid…and these are real companies she’s modeling for…and it is a real Fashion week…but the whole industry is a joke…this shit is a joke….fuck everybody…we’re all doomed…thanks to these jokes that have become real life…

Posted in:Kendall Jenner|SFW

2015

02

Oct

Candice Swanepoel Has a Personality of the Day

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Candice Swanepoel is one of Victoria’s Secret key girls, who’s career has strictly been about being a Victoria’s Secret model, sure she’s done a few things, but the majority of her work and relevance has been the Victoria’s Secret generic catalog pose that she’s mastered…

Sure they are preparing to put her to pasture, they’ve paid her too much the last decade, they’ve done good for her, and I guess as a gesture, despite being the only reason she exists…like this brand OWNS this bitch…they’ve allowed her to show some personality, because I guess she’s paid her dues, and they realize that if they give her the chance to show some personality, maybe she’ll be able to get some TV work down the line…TV work they’ll probably get 20% or more off any money she makes, you know seeing as they created her….

So here’s Candice Swanepoel, fun, half naked, being cute…and take it in, she’s on the outs and is already being replaced by the younger pussy…because as anyone with a wife knows…younger pussy is better pussy…

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel|SFW

2015

02

Oct

Whitney Port’s Nipple Slip of the Day

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Whitney Port may remind you of when pop culture was just as horrible as it is now, and there was a show called The Hills, that paved the way for shit like Jersey Shore and THe Kardashians, you know the easy to market garbage used to dumb down the youth buy using these vapid cunts participating in set up to be addictive garbage for idiot kids, making garbage people think they were famous…..

But this Whitney Port, who has gone on to be some kind of Fashion industry powerhouse, because all it takes is shit reality TV drama to make the kids wear your clothes…as they turn into adults..the people who still think The Hills was good tv…before social media made us remind us that we don’t need reality TV for bullshit drama…we can just troll people we actually know…

And her body is pretty banging…and I wouldn’t expect anything less from a rich LA person with an average face…a good body is all she has…

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2015

02

Oct

Emily Didonato Porter of the Day

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Emily DiDonato, a model who has been tainted by Jack Gyllenhaal, enemy of the site, because he’s a faggot…in every sense of the term…and not in an PC, faggot is the confederate flag of words, but a faggot in that he’s a faggot..I think they call faggots FUCKBOYs now…either way, she’s probably fucked him up that ass…during one of his tantrums…because rich kids have tantrums…I’ve witnessed one of his tantrums…faggot…and I should have ripped out his throat when I had the chance….because it would have been the best way to handle him…making him unable to speak…and more importantly, unable to do his favorite activity…sucking dick…

I can’t hold her fame-whoring, trying to advance her career, dating an asshole, by fucking his asshole with her male friends…to keep his rich ass happy…girls are dumb, they want the good life, they want the celebrity life, it’s just the way they are…especially when this is their life…”Modeling”….

But I can stare at her tit and I will…even if it’s not as nude as her tits usually are…I don’t need nipple to appreciate tit…but I’d expect more tit, being a bottom feeding model that she is..but I guess she’s old and Hollywood now…

Posted in:Emily DiDonato|SFW

2015

02

Oct

Elina Vasilyevna Nipples of the Day

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I don’t know who Elina Vasilyevna is…

But she sounds Eastern European enough to have had to decide whether to pursue porn, like the other Eastern European girls, because it pays more than being lawyers in their poor, still beat up from communism, where even lawyers make less money than dick sucking babes…..or mainstream nudity, like this, in the “fashion” industry…with magazines that are pretty much just Playboy without the budget, but that present themselves as Vogue, but for the next generation, even though the only people into shoots of naked girls, even when they pretend to be editorial, is pervert dudes jerking off like you….

I guess she chose mainstream…and here are her nipples…for mainstream…so don’t sexualize her…this is art people…encourage it, so dumb girls partake in it….and we get to look at it…right!

VIA P Magazine

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2015

02

Oct

Selena Gomez Creepy Announcement of the Day

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A video posted by Selena Gomez (@selenagomez) on Oct 1, 2015 at 11:59am PDT

Selena Gomez released this video of how excited she is to announce her North American tour for her shitty new album that I assume she just released, when she found the time, since she’s been busy sucking Taylor Swift’s dick…because as Taylor Swift’s career will prove…she’s a master manipulator…and as Selena Gomez’s recent interview in some magazine where she was quoted saying she idolizes Taylor Swift…because I guess Taylor Swift made it without being a product of Disney…and is her new Walt…or Mickey to idolize and to follow….to get through this hard, entertainer life…because she’s a puppet and every puppet needs a puppet master…

Speaking of Puppet Master, this video would be so good if it was the opening scene of a horror movie..where’t the masked dude who creeps up on her to slit her throat when she spews her garbage self promotion shit all over us…like the little self promoting pig she is…or her belly would imply she is…

In more interesting videos – here’s Selena Gomez giving a fan who tried extorting her for concert tickets by stealing her sunglasses – returning her sunglasses – at the 3:08 mark.

Posted in:Selena Gomez|SFW

2015

02

Oct

George Clooney’s Possible Boner of the Day

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I know what you’re thinking, this site doesn’t have enough talk or images or videos of George Clooney’s boner….but his male friends from his “sex parties” are all too familiar with it…

Maybe, you’re not not thinking it at all, because why would a bi-sexual, recently married, overrated actor and producer from ER who only really exists because his Aunt was a Hollywood icon, something people tend to forget…when talking about him like he matters…

The reality is that as an actor, he’s forced to be on Testosterone, and becuase of his old as fuck Botox wife, he’s probably forced to take Viagra type drugs to fuck her, sometimes hours before “sex night’…and not because his Botox wife isn’t hot for an old lady..but becuase she’s a lady..and that’s not really his preference when it comes to things to fuck..at least that’s the rumor…

All this to say..I’ve spent too much time on Clooney’s boner, but I guess you’re the one reading it…and that makes you the weird one, not me..and guess what…it may not even be a boner…

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