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Is Eva Longoria’s Ass Real of the Day

Emma Roberts is Pregnant and Ashley Benson is in a Thong in Bikinis of the Day

Suki Waterhouse Flashes her Ass of the Day

Em Rata and her Muppet Face of the Day

Halle Berry in a Lingerie Outfit Despite Being 100 of the Day

2015

Oct

Ellie Goulding Big Tits of the Day

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In fascinating, Ellie Goulding news….who is Ellie Goulding…I don’t fucking know, but she’s worth 26 million dollars…but lives off 10 dollars a day…at least in her mind…

The reality is that she probably has a mansion, a business, a staff, an everything is just handled…

There is food in the fridge, her clothes are all given to her for free…and like all famous people…doesn’t need to spend money…

I would argue that no celebrity spends more than 10 dollars of cash a day…I would argue that everyone who is famous has leeches who like surrounding these famous people…and paying for everything for those famous people..

I am pretty sure Lohan has never even felt a dollar bill and not because her family rapes her…and not because she’s not working…but because she’s just never had it in her hand….I don’t know why I made this about Lohan….but I guess all I do is Lohan…

Here she is in a Magazine…with tits…who is Ellie Goulding again?

Posted in:Ellie Goulding|SFW

2015

Oct

Pam Anderson’s Laying in Bed and It’s Amazing of the Day

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I guess this picture proves a very important thing you’ve probably never thought about, never considered, never debated, never questioned, never cared about…because she’s Pam Anderson…and she’s practically dead….

Because you can’t teach an old, dying of hepatitis Pam Anderson, divorced 100 times, original sex tape porn star…who isn’t a pornstar…but who looks like a pornstar…and who is pretty much a pornstar…but old and dried up…but still alive..and that in and of itself..is pretty amazing…but not really amazing at all..

Posted in:Pam Anderson|SFW

2015

Oct

Miley Cyrus Hick Voice on Fallon of the Day

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Miley Cyrus is doing Saturday night live…

A video posted by Miley Cyrus (@mileycyrus) on Oct 2, 2015 at 10:15am PDT

I guess in part of her promo, she’s doing the most irritating of TV shows…Jimmy Fallon that I find remarkable is still on TV in this internet era, but I guess America is stupid and likes half retard, school yard, interviews….instead of getting any real substance out of these idiots…but maybe I’m just angry at everything…and it’s not Jimmy Fallon, but rather me…

So Miley , was on the show…talking about her Vegan Pig….with her hick accent…despite being a Disney trained actress and serious phoney, that you’d know probably wouldn’t have a hick accent since she moved to LA at 10…but who has it because she’s either lazy, sheltered, or full of hick shit…

She also did an Emotional improv interview with Fallon…as part of his Bullshit school yard antics…

She also was talking about how bad she wanted to smoke Leo’s Vape Pen….while Jimmy sucked up to her..

America…right…

This wasn’t paid for by Jimmy Fallon…

Posted in:Miley Cyrus|SFW

2015

Oct

Ireland Baldwin is Fun of the Day

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Ireland Baldwin is the broken, probably not because she’s from Alec Baldwin and Kim Bassinger’s failed marriage….and probably not because her dad’s phone conversation with her went viral when she was a kid…I mean being raised by actors, who double as egotistical, self destructive, sociopaths…doesn’t break a person…it probably makes them a lot of fun…

I just think she’s broken, because she wants so badly to be a hot, relevant model and she seems more interesting and compelling than all the other girls her age who are vapid little twats…who have far less significant parents…including BIEBER FUCKING COUSIN HAYLEY

Yet she can’t pull it off…

To make things worse, she’s 6 foot tall and actually built to model, while those other rich kids are short bitches…

She’s gone through being madly in love, to being a lesbian, to rehab…and she’s only 19….or 18…I mean she’s young…

But old enough for me to want to save her….with my mouth….18-20 is the fun years…for my mouth.

Posted in:Ireland Baldwin|SFW

2015

Oct

Models Wearing Models for Rick Owens of the Day

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Rick Owens is a fashion designer who all the hipsters fucking love…

If you’ve seen a hip hop kid wearing leggings and shorts…like he’s Edward Scissor Hands…it’s very likely that they are into Rick Owens…who has clearly marketed himself properly, because his practical joke of dressing black thugs like a bootleg Peter Pan stage show….

So if you see see “cool” kids dressed like clowns, it could be inspired by Rick Owens…and it turns out, that like everything, Rick Owens is just a hack and ripped off some artist according to this magazine CLICK HERE

I don’t really care about fashion being a scam, we are well aware that everything is a scam especially when it is detached, successful and rich as fuck…

I do care about models carrying each other in the threesome or lesbian sex I’ll never have…because girls, especially lesbians…hate me…

Posted in:Fashion|SFW

2015

Oct

Annalynne McCord and Her Mini Nipples Are No Longer Famous of the Day

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The interesting thing about celebrity is that it’s all an illusion. It doesn’t exist..

It’s just something that is created by the media to market products and very rarely does someone who is talked about actually penetrates the core of society and works their way into our hearts…but they think they do..

Yes, people who make music that people listen to can genuinely get into our souls…because their music, or the music they are pretending is their music…talks to us…

But, girls like this Annalynne McCord chick booked one job, 90210 the New Class, or whatever it was a bunch of years ago, and the paparazzi just kept on pushing her, making people think she’s important…but the show sucked, she wasn’t compelling, no one hired her again, and now she drives a fucking Mini Cooper…like a teen girl…

She was the ego that left her home town for being the hot one, she went to LA to make it, and wouldn’t go home til she made it, and it seemed like she made it, but I have a feeling she never got paid…

Now you may be wondering why I am posting the “where is she now”…or “Is she a street worker”….when I think she’s more of the fucks rich LA dudes kind of hooker…the not quite an instagram model because she’s old..old and braless…still alive…but done…

But I know you’re not wondering any of that…no one cares why I do what I do…but I’ll answer the imaginary question..the reason I am posting on her…is because when she was in her first aggressively marketed campaign…she was such a famewhore cunt about it…and I hated all she represented…and I guess I don’t hate anything about her anymore, since I love when they fall into obscurity..that’s my jam…fame whore jam….spread it all over my face…like it was toast…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Annalynne McCord|SFW

2015

Oct

Dude Takes Free Soda Day Seriously and Other Videos of the Day

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Two Girls Go At It on the Train

Classy Girl VS Guy Fight

Couple Fucking With No Curtains

Stripper Fight…

Scooter Driver VS Car

The Sexual Predator Needs to be Caught

Shopkeeper Beat By Young People in Los Angeles…Because He Carded Them…

Stripper is High as Fuck…in 2007

Disturbing Video of the Day

Fox Hunter…Mimics Sex With Goose…

The Skip Rope Puppy!

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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There’s always that stage in your sexting relationship with a girl from TINDER…where you just aren’t interested in sending her naughty messages partially because of carpal, partially because your wife won’t let you out of the house to fuck her…and because she thinks you’re 22 and is more into cock teasing…but mainly because you’re just bored of her pussy…so you just write bare minimum level of creativity in erotica like “did you cum yet”…just like being married to a pregnant wife…totally uninteresting when the novelty wears off…

Here are some morning stepLINKS…

The Rick Owens Fashion Show Wear Models Wear Models..
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Things that Bounce…Titties…
CLICK HERE

Black Bear Smashes Kayak..
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Sara Sampaio -> for Victoria’s Secret…
CLICK HERE

Cailin Russo Topless
CLICK HERE

Michelle Lewin in a Bikini
CLICK HERE

Arianna Grande Wants to Fuck Jim Carrey
CLICK HERE

My Take on The Honey Boo Boo Music Video Terrifies Me
CLICK HERE

So Many Mirror Selfies
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Big Titty Slut of the Day
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Russian Dog Saved From Being Under Side Walk
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Pocket Pussy of the Day
CLICK HERE

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2015

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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My new fetish is 30 – 32 year old girls who are behind the curve on this new sexual revolution that is affecting the under 25 year olds…thanks to being raised on porn, and being vapid selfie absorbed, social media cunts, who just want to have a good time, and who can only get off doing weird fucking things because they’re so desensitized….

While the 30 year olds are buying sex toys, using tinder, trying to stay young, and doing okay with the whole slut thing…but just less cool than the young girls…who fist their friends at parties because why not..

The world is weird, this video demonstrates what we’re dealing with, just add some gangbang abuse porn, and you’re pretty in tune with what’s going on…

Here are some stepLINKS….

These Sorority Girls Are Insane with their Selfies…
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So Many Redheads
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Naomi Campbell See Through -Nipple Flash
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Woman Pepper Sprays Bear….Bear Eats Her Kayak
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Honey Boo Boo Made a Music Video….
CLICK HERE

Cailin Russo Nipples….
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Jessica Lowndes Hot Ass – Still a Nobody in a Bikini
CLICK HERE

Slut of the Day
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Jessica Biel in Airport…
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Easy E Died of Aids Injected By Acupuncture Needles….Tained with AIDS….According to Some Rapper
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John Travolta Went to a Mob Wedding….
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Katy Perry and her Fan’s Selfie Weirdness…
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Abi Ratchford – hand bra…
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Hilary Swank Red School
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Brazilian Avril Lavigne Fans are Crazy
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100 Years of Wedding Dresses You Won’t Masturbate To…
CLICK HERE

Kid Hits Soccer Ref in Nuts
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Charli XCX Booty…
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Japanese Pussy Vending Machine
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Michelle Lewin Slutting Out…
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Matt Damon and Some Slut….
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Demi Lovato in a Plastic Skirt…
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Fast Food Chain in Colorado to Sell Weed…
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Kendall Jenner Nipple
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Serious Fucking Side Boob
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Nikki Benz…Porn Slut…
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Pick Up Lines from Around the World
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Candice Swanepoel Black and White in a Magazine….
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Matt Damon Hated J.Lo When His Lover Ben Afleck Was Dating her
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Japan is Ridiculous..
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Rosie Huntington Boring…
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Ski Mask Prank Goes Wrong
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6 Historical Figures….
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Caitlin Jenner Won’t Be Charged for Being a Murderer
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MMA Chick Has Huge Tits…
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Some UK Fame Whores Being Fame Whores
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Jenna Dewan Legs
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Kendall Jenner – See Through to Thong
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Slow Motion Jelly Tennis
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Save the Animals With Your Tits
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Bai Ling is AMazing
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Amanda Seyfried…Shorts
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Tori Spelling Banged a 90210 Co-Star….
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Huge Tits and Weed….
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Black girl in a Shower…
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Big Titties Jogging
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Huge Weed Smoking TIts…
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Disturbing interview…..With Stretchy Asshole
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Shooting a Gun Naked
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Slutty Greek Girl!
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Vintage Jackie-O Nude
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That Ass Can Take Some Shit
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Cam Girl of the Day
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Naughty Everyday Girls Being Naughty and Loving it When you Watch…for free..perverts everywhere
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Get Some Male Masturbators…Because Masturbating is Everything
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2015

Oct

Martha Hunt is Amazing for LUI by David Bellemere of the Day

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Martha Hunt is pretty amazing. This is her topless, hot, half naked, round ass, probably fake titty shoot by David Bellemere for LUI, which is some men’s magazine in France that takes better pictures then Men’s magazines in the rest of the world…because France is art and erotica and David Bellemere is one of the more interesting photographers capturing these naked models who in the past wouldn’t have been this naked…but in the porn, sex tape, exhibitionist and voyeur era…it’s the only way to stand out…and they’ve decided that Martha Hunt does it with wet fabrics…and shit is good….real good…Michael Jackson…but without the child rape…even though in ways, I wish she was raping me as a child….or really anyway..because she’s hot…I mean…I’d even be into it if she was rapping at me…it’d probably be a good laugh….

Not that it matters, what matters is that American models who are already committed to Victoria’s Secret, shouldn’t need to do naked Playboy type shit..but that’s the world we live in…and Victoria’s Secret probably whores her out to increase her sock price…and she does kinda look the stripper with plastic surgery filled part…

All this to say…lovely…and “art”…even though they remind me of hundreds of shoots I’ve seen before, I guess there is only so much you can do with a girl, in a visor, wearing a tank top…looking 70s…I guess you don’t need to reinvent the wheel…to jerk off to tit.

Posted in:David Bellemere|LUI|Martha Hunt