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2015

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Do you even care that I woke up to snapchat dick pic….

Do you realize that despite being accustomed to porn, accustomed to seeing hard dicks getting sucked, desensitized really…

I still fucking hate them…

So to the girl, who thinks it is funny to show me the dick you fuck everytime you fuck it…and the dude who was “Just at the office”…with his dick in his hand at his desk…

You’ve made me fucking angry, which is probably better than my passive, bored, uninterested self…

That is not me pleading for more dick pics, but it is a reminder of how good it feels to still feel…

Links…

Grandmas Turned into Disney Princesses is my New Porn…
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Wet Girls..
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Carrie Underwood in Short Shorts…
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Some In and Out Burger Facts
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I Love this Puck Slut Fail…
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Pia Mia Does Terry Richardson…
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Guys Imitate Girls On Instagram
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Charlie Riina is a Goddess
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2015

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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I am never hard!!

Literally…

But that’s ok, with all the sex I am offered on a daily basis, which is pretty pathetic, considering how irrelevant I am…I figure it’s Karma for being a horrible person…

That said, it’s a Jewish Holiday…hungry Jewish girls everywhere…

I don’t know what that means…but they are fasting…which isn’t really a thing…since every girl I know fasts pretty much everyday…They’re skinny..

Here are some stepLINKS…

Huge Fucking Tits…
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Azealia Banks….is a Whore…
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Sean Penn Sued Lee Daniels…
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Carmella Rose in Lingerie…
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Anne Hathaway Nip Slip!
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Emily Blunt – Curves…
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SLut of the Day
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TOday in Peter Dinklage…
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Girls in Car Belize…
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The Ugly Canadian Comedian who Hates Fat People…Also Hates Abortion…
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Hayden Christensen Might Be Darth Vader in the Next Star Wars..
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Anne Hathaway and Rober Deniro Hold Hands
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Gwyneth Paltrow Knew James Bond Before he Was James Bond
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Huge Renault Crash…
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Maria Fowler Nipples…
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Mariah Carey and Her Billionaire..
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Girl with Dimples…
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Candice Swanepoel’s Naked in Bed
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Alexa Vega in a Corset
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Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner…BFFs….
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Redheads are the Kryptonite…
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Ashley Greene in Leggings…
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30 Child Stars Who Are Dead…
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AMy Schumer’s Face is Terrifying
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Lohan’s Nip Slip..
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Anderson Cooper Fags Out for Madonna…
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Ellie Goulding Slutty in her Music Video…
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Old Man Singing Love Songs to his Wife
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Nina Dobrev – Drops CLeavage…
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A Bunch of Fan Girls…
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Cara Delevinge Upskirt…
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Charlotte McKinney Huge Tits…
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Hockey Selfie Blackmail Fail..
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Huge Tits Smoking Weed
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Throw Back Nudity – Eliza Dushku….
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Naked and Knocking Motherfucker Out…
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Blonde Canadian Gets Naked…
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Big Tits and a Rubiks Cube…
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Hot Nude Girl…With Great Tits…
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THis is Terrifying…And Disgusting…And The Worst…
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2015

Sep

Kate Upton Works Out in W Korea of the Day

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It is safe to say that this is some sort of “artistic” interpretation of Kate Upton, you know some sort of Banksy, making fun, being sarcastic or facetious, of modeling by throwing the celebrated fat girl into a gym to pretend she works out, when we all know the only working out she does is putting on her fat chick bra or trying to bend over to tie her shoe…cuz that’s just the kind of fitness she is…

I guess along with Fashion “artistic” nudes….comes fashion “artistic” social commentary..and this is a joke…obviously…because Kate Upton working out…is a joke…

I love the on her back pose…like a turtle on it’s shell trying to flip over…Legendary…breaking the internet…and any chairs she sat on in the making of this…

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2015

Sep

Lindsey Shaw Nipple of the Day

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Her name is Lindsey Shay…

Apparently, she’s from Pretty Little Liars. She been in very important shows like Aliens in America and 10 Things I Hate About You and I doubt you’ve ever heard of her…

But now she’s in a see through shirt, showing nipple, covered in blood…it’s like she either tapped into your most recent fantasy because you hate women, ever since you mom left you…or the last time you had sex with that affordable hookers who’s head pretty much blew the fuck up when you were punching her in the face because you hate women, ever since you mom left you..

Either way, nipples, death, blood…what is wrong with this girl…or is she just perfection…figure it out loser…

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2015

Sep

People Care About Lady Gaga’s New Video of the Day

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Who gives a fuck about Lady Gaga….

Apparently everyone in my feed, who have been writing shit like “Powerful”…and “Bravo Lady Gaga”….and “A voice to be heard”…and all this other bullshit…Shut the fuck up…

It’s just a fucking music video, about campus rape..and other forms of sexual assault, because she knows we’re in a rap culture, rape culture, and porn culture, of rough sex and sober dudes being predators on idiot girls….

But Gaga knows how to make social commentary people relate to….and talk about, when she’s not walking around with mean dresses….

The whole thing is so fucking cheesy to me…and anyone who feels anything watching this…are just empty people, looking for stimulation…or purpose or something…or I guess rape victims…or friends of rape victims…

I don’t know why this is an “It” conversation now….people have been drugging people, or getting girls drunk for years to get sex…but now it’s rape…because I guess it is rape…so why not let Lady Gaga speak to that..since she’s been raping since her career started…with her music…in my ears…

What I am saying is rape is bad, but Lady Gaga is worse….and unfortunately…she’s back.

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2015

Sep

Anastasiya Scheglova for TREATS by Jurij Treskow of the Day

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Anastasiya Scheglova….Sounds legal…and with papers…

The kind of girl who needs to be published to get that work visa from her agency, that’s really just a group of pervert rich guys that want to bang her out…and that she accepts with open arms because it is better than being in whatever country a name like Anastasiya Scheglova comes from..I’m thinking communist…

That said, I may be bored of all these nude for fashion photoshoots that are all the same…but I can’t really get that bored of them because they feature naked babes and even if you look for a minute…it’s better than looking at clothed girls…for that minute…right…

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2015

Sep

Tupac Lives of the Day

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This is pretty ridiculous….

Apparently, a cop came forward and said he helped Tupac fake his own death and that he’s been living in Cuba since 1996…along with Michael Jackson, Elvis, Marilyn Monroe and every other dead celebrity to ever exist…Cuba is the Dead Celebrity capital of the world..that’s why they banned Americans from entry, because they didn’t want to get caught.

And I guess now that the embargo is lifted, dude’s email got hacked, because a guy who faked his own death in 1996, pre-Internet, really needs an email…

Where his really clever lyrics in his 2015 Dis Track, that has so many echoes and shit, I could be the one singing Fuck Drake, Fuck Diddy, Fuck 50, Fuck Rick Ross….over and over again…clever lyrics…if it is Tupac…a real lyricist…a man with many words who gets to the point…

I call bullshit on this story…

A retired police officer claims that 2Pac paid him off to help fake his own death. David Myers, who is in critical condition at a hospital according to The Mirror, wants to share this information to the world.

“The world needs to know what I did. I’m ashamed that I let a price be put on my word and I cannot die without letting the world know,” Myers says.

Myers claims he was paid $1.5 million. He also said Suge Knight was heavily involved in executing the plan, as well as 30 other people who assisted, including police, medics and various witnesses. And if it doesn’t get any more bizarre, Myers claims ‘Pac paid $50,000 for a body to be taken to the morgue.

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2015

Sep

Taylor Swift’s Body is Banging When Dancing with a Retard of the Day

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I think I follow this 7 year old handicapped kid on facebook, I have no idea, I assume the devil’s work, as these redheads are the spawns of satan…sent from hell to terrorize the world through song and dance…while being a platform for Taylor Swift to seem wholesome, down to earth, less of a cunt probably for PR…all while having a rocking fucking body…I mean shit, those legs, those tits, that shirt, that midsection, I want to rub my flacid impotent microcock all over it…until I realize there’s a freakish kid dancing with her and just assume this is some kind of horror movie….

But then seeing her raped by a dog in a bikini makes it all ok…you see cuz even when you hate a bitch and her garbage, fake, sensationalized, lie music…you can still ignore all that and stare at her slutty tits.

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2015

Sep

Anne Hathaway’s Nipple and Robert Deniro Hold Hands of the Day

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I actually get pleasure out of the wold hating Anne Hathaway…..It just reminds me how full of shit people are…

The same people who preach having a “sisterhood”, I am talking about the bullshit, fake, entitled, egotistical, vain people who call themselves feminists while taking nudes on instagram for likes…you know the r supporting each other are the same people who say “Fuck Anne Hathaway, I hate that cunt”….

Why is the world so angry at her? Why does everyone hate her? You know with so much fucking hate, that it is deep in their core..

I don’t see anything different about her cunt face than any other celebrity’s cunt face. She’s still getting cast in movies, she still exists, she’s still making money, she’s still an Oscar winner and she’s holding Robert DeNiro’s hand, because he’s an old dude, and old guys love all younger pussy…especially when he has a piece of the backend on the movie they are in together and wants it to do well…wouldn’t it be great if they were fucking on set…because she wanted some of his acting power…and he wanted to bang out the viagra in his viens…like a coke head doing aerobics to get it out of their system before work…either way you’re all useless, garbage, poor assholes, and your opinions don’t fucking matter…not just on Anne Hathaway…but on everything..

I guess hating her went viral…and I wish people weren’t just internet warriors, collectively posting FB statuses, but rather lynch mobs stoning people.

It’d be more interesting…

I think she may have been exposing nipple at the premiere, which would make sense to draw attention to herself…

But that could be my eyes….seeing nipples at every pic I look at because I’ve made a career out of this shit…

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2015

Sep

Kim Davis Did Good Morning America of the Day

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I love extremist in any religions, but I think I like extreme Christians the most, it’s very American….

I love when I find out their story and learn they were sex addicts or heroin addicts and found god to get through their addiction, so they replaced heroin with being addicted to misinformation of GOD….because GOD Forgives and that’s the only way they can deal with their sinning….

I love when they are busted up cunts who only found Jesus 4 years ago after a bout with 4 marriages and kids through adulterous relationships…because Jesus forgives….

Unless you’re gay and trying to get married to benefit from social benefits of being married, or a bitch who had an abortion, like this bitch probably had many times along her white trash way…

I love that she feels like a messenger of GOD and that she has the Authority to merge her beliefs with law…and I love that people are supporting her in the fight against faggots…what a waste of fucking time…

I love that this uneducated retard looking trash can of a human, who shouldn’t even have a job, or really anyone willing to fuck her, I mean imagine fucking her, disgusting…feels like she has the Authority to interpret GOD’s anti-gay message…

She doesn’t even look like she knows how to read…

This is just absurd….I mean I think America like real life to be like a shitty scripted TV show…because the fact there’s a discussion about this or that she’s on TV being interviewed about her clearly crazy stance…is just fucking crazy…

Blows my mind…

Now…how many of you want o fuck her?

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