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Is Eva Longoria’s Ass Real of the Day

Emma Roberts is Pregnant and Ashley Benson is in a Thong in Bikinis of the Day

Suki Waterhouse Flashes her Ass of the Day

Em Rata and her Muppet Face of the Day

Halle Berry in a Lingerie Outfit Despite Being 100 of the Day

2015

Sep

Ashley Tisdale’s FitsPo Looking her Best of the Day

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I am old, so I don’t really know any of the new Disney stars, I just don’t care, since I don’t own a TV, have never owned a TV, and most importantly don’t have kids or babysit kids that force me to watch the shit…

I am also not in a horrible marriage, well I am in a horrible marriage, but I am not in a horrible marriage where I have to resort to jerking off to 20 year old chicks on badly scripted shows…

I am in a horrible marriage where I fuck 20 year old chicks behind my wife’s back…in what some would call evil, heartless, disgusting, but that I consider amazing…it is really what keeps me going…

That said, Tisdale, is one of the Disney girls from the past who was over-exposed, but not in a good way like her counterpart Vanessa Hudgens, but over-exposed by a strong PR Team when instagram didn’t exist, and I never quite got it…

Sure she had a fit body, but that face threw everything off. She knew it too, and even tried to fix it…and that made things even worse and more desperate, but her team tried to trick her, as she was money maker, to think she was hot…they even won her awards based on being hot…to feed the delusions…but through it all…she had a hot body…a body she probably realized was all she had going for her…because she poses faceless…

Turns out, as long as Ashley Tisdale hides her face, she’s good.

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2015

Sep

Amber Rose in Black Face of the Day

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I don’t know if Amber Rose is a white girl with a tan, or a black girl who is light skinned, or some other ethnicity, because she’s one of those over filtered, over made-up, stripper looking bitches who fucks rappers and isn’t really someone anyone pays attention to enough to bother knowing her ethnic background…because all she really is is Gold Digger…

Well, she posted a picture of her in blackface and the real issue is that if girl posts a pic of her in blackface and a wig, people notice and not to call her out for
being a racist or to question her race, but to just post it, and all she had to do for that was fuck rappers…like a hooker…groupie…until one knocked her up…

It’s just so ridiculous…and here I am participating in this nonsense…for no reason…I could be doing so much more…like sucking my own nipple..because like Amber Rose, I am an independent woman so long as my rich man pays me child support and alimony…

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2015

Sep

Naked Woman Caught in the Rain..Ranting About Adam & Eve and Other Videos of the Day

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Dude Tries Tipping Street Dancer

Robber Chokes Out Woman

Fight on the LA Metro Bus

Fat Kid Shits Himself in a Store

Robber Killed After Shooting and Killing a Father Out Getting Ice Cream with his Kids

Migrants / Refugees Already Fighting in Germany….Welcome to Your New Home…

Bike VS Elephant!

Just 2 Girls on a Bench…

Memphis Fair….is for the Kids…

African Granny Fight on Transit…

Long Legged Neighbor Goes Crazy

Girl Throws Cat in Pool…

Raccoon knocking On Door for Food…

HUsband Throws Acid in Wife’s Face…

Upskirt Filmer of the Day

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2015

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Talking to a girl you’re sexting about the pre-cancerous cells on her cervix from her younger days not using condoms and fucking everyone, landing some HPV, that included but wasn’t limited to genital warts, now this monthly or maybe it was yearly, I don’t fucking know, I was trying to cum, regiment of getting her cervix lasered…

Is not as erotic as it sounds…but it’s what I did all night, now that fall is here and tinder girls are coupled up to their favorite Tinder hook-up, I’m left scared and alone….with limited options…stuck with the girl and her broken vagina…

I guess as a married man, I shouldn’t be complaining…take what you get…motherfucker…yes I’m doing affirmations, that’s what you are supposed do in the morning….maybe that’s why I’m unemployed loser, who drinks all day, has no money but can count on misery from a shitty marriage, because it never goes the fuck away….

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Bills Fan Attempts the Dizzy Bat
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Kendall Jenner and her Pierced Nipples
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Some Fame Whore Named Sarah Harris Nipples
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AN Edit of Vancouver in Movies…Playing Other Cities
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Girls With Eyes…
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Maitland Ward is Legendary
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Professor Starts Class the Same Way Everyday
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The September 11th DEVO Wedding
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2015

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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I don’t understand why they say you’re an alcoholic when you drink alone, every single night, trying to numb the memories of the past and the fear of the future….

Because s someone who drinks alone every night, I feel it is more of “bear in the woods” situation…no one knows happened…

Unless when blackout drunk you rape and kill people and don’t remember the next day..

But I’ve yet to wake up to blood covered clothing in the corner of my room…

So I’ll just assume either I am a meticulous murdering drunk, or the extent of the damage done is failing at jerking off as a pass out dick in hand…for my wife to find me to remind her all that’s gone wrong in her life…

I’m helpful like that.

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Ana Braga Supports The BEars..
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Hot Girl Getting Stoned
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Subway Received Jared Complaints in 2011
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Semi Lovato is Gay
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Julianne Hough’s Brother Takes Pics of her Ass
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Kristen Stewart on Anti Depressants…
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Taylor Swift Got a Radio DJ Fired for Grabbing her Ass
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Your New Miss AMerica
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LILY Allen Ass Flash Scares Me
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Spanish Lady Caught Stealing
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The 14 Most Shocking NFL Scandals
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Kristen Stewart in a Black Dress
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Miss Bum Bum Contest
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Some Glamour Model and Her Tits
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Useless Fame WHore
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Hot Girls of Summer
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Burning Man 2015 Weirdness Video
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The NFL Player Most Likely to Get Injured in 2015
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Malin Akerman’s got a hard Nipple
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Irina Shayk with Brad Cooper’s Mom…
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Lily ALdridge See Through
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ALice Krige Naked!
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Amber Rose Twerks
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Some Legs at Some Bullshit
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This Donald Trump Interviewing Himself is Weird
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Jessica Biel’s Hard Face
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12 Dollar McDonald’s Burger
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Maitland Ward is an Aspiring Adrienne Curry
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Girls WHo are into Weed
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Hilary Duff Does Dinner
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Jessica Alba in Workout Gear
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Big Tits Farrah Kicked Off Celebrity Big Brother
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Schwarznegger is the New Host of Celebrity Apprentice
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2015

Sep

Fashion Week Nipples of the Day

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Kendall Jenner and Lily Aldridge both didn’t wear bras because they are young harlots who do anything to secure their place in this world to not live in the shadow of their families, and or husbands, because Victoria’s Secret use them to sell product people, and that’s status…you’re no a Victoria’s Secret model or even fucking one, therefore by default they are better than you…but you already know that, that’s why you jerk off to their nipples, it’s your way of showin’ them who’s boss in your mind, because in reality….they don’t know you exist and if they did, they’d probably get a restraining order..

All 3 are LA Rich kids turend models…fun…because I like nipples on rich girls who care what you think about them…

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2015

Sep

Lily Allen Weird Ass Flash of the Day

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If you’re wondering what Lily Allen has been doing since her “miscarriage” many years ago, that turned into breeding…and falling off, only to get fat, and then I guess come back, even though she’s been fat since before the kinds and unwanted pregnancies…..

I am not sure what this is about, but assume it is her showing off that she’s not in the midst of a miscarriage right now, as her panties aren’t blood soaked and in the corner and named Steven after the man he could have been..

That said, people hate miscarriage jokes.

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2015

Sep

Willa Holland May Be Sitting on a Face of the Day

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Willa Holland is Steven Spielberg’s God Daughter, who got into acting because she’s Steven Spielberg’s God Daughter….her stepfather, and you know we like stepdaughters, is Brian de Palma, making me assume her mom was some kind of aspiring actress before they were called instagram models..

Well, in being an “artist”…as everyone with no soul aspires to be…because “art”…is substance…she’s become a photographer and posts her “art” photography…but I guess that wasn’t controversial enough..so she posted a pic she took riding some dude’s face…

Now – I don’t know if this is WIlla Holland, they are saying it was uploaded to her instagram then deleted, and there is a nerd debate going on about it, because her fans are nerds into comic book shit, and/or the OC…

It would make sense for a self portrait in an art college…and uploading it to instagram loving it, only to realize the backlash from friends, family and management, and or designed to generate buzz to promote a new project she’s involved in…then deleting it…just makes sense to me..

I am not a forsenic, celebrity nudity nerd…so I have no idea…if this is Willa Holland or not, but these pics are from her instagram, less interesting, but still good enough, because #art.

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2015

Sep

Kylie Jenner’s Intense Outfit Rubs her Lips on Tyga of the Day

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I guess when your family whores you out from a young age, showing the world everything you can doesn’t really phase you..in fact, it’s encouraged…

Once surrounded by cameras and paparazzi long enough, it gets to the point that you’re just used to it, so you figure just keep doing whatever it is you’re doing, and do it slutty enough to get people to notice your 35 year old porn star looking face, even though you’re just 18, because Kim is pushing 40 and there’s limited things for the family to exploit, until the third generation of garbage come to age, you know when they are old enough to jerk off to, because they come from a long line of whores…

Ultimately, we keep watching and exposing yourself for attention isn’t that big of a deal when you get paid as much as these idiots do, it’s like “all these people give us money and we don’t even need to fuck them”…allowing Kylie to fuck 30 year old rappers instead…living the dream..

Here are her tits in an outfit..

Here she is following a dumpy ass troll..

Posted in:Kylie Jenner|SFW

2015

Sep

Krysten Ritter in a Bikini of the Day

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I still don’t know who Krysten Ritter is…I’ve posted on her, I’ve probably seen movies or TV shows she’s in, I remember John Ritter…and he’s been dead forever, so I still have no idea who she is, beyond an actor that people seem to be into, with a solid fan base, but I couldn’t tell you anything about her, from what she’s been in, to where she’s from, to who she’s fucked, to whether I’ve seen her naked or not..

I mean I could google her, or even check the site archives, but I feel zero motivation to do that, I’ll just assume she’s relevant, when looking at her must be 30 year old ass in a bikini bottom…because useless, known, relevant, or uneventful, the bikini bottom makes everyone worth looking at…even if you don’t remember them 5 minutes from now…like Krysten Ritter..

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