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2015

14

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

If Jewish people actually run the world, and not just hollywood, because they are astute business people, who know how to buy and own 90 percent of everything, and thus control 90 percent of everything, than why isn’t today, a Jewish Holiday, like Christmas…

Is this their way of being exclusive, or to divert from the takeover…or are we just not invited to the party…because we aren’t the chosen ones…

So many questions….not enough links…

Britney Spears is Banging Harry Morton..
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Beyonce Slutty
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Kylie Jenner Looks like a 40 Year Old Porn Slut
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Lindsay Lohan Instagram Boobs
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Girls in Lingerie..
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Burning Man 2015 Weirdness Video
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Uber Driver and Passenger Threatened By Cab Driver
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Demi Lovato Is Confused
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Taylor Swift Fire Alarm Video
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Insane NYC Pit Bull Attack
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Gilrs in Hat…
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2015

12

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s the weekend…

My favorite thing is when people say shit like “It’s the weekend”…or when they say “happy Friday”…or when they say…”it’s pretty hot out here”….or when they post their temperture of their current location via snapchat…because I care about your fucking temperature…especially at 0 MPH…

Fuck you world…

But it’s the wekeend….and all this social media, blogs, youtube, everyday people being “content” producers with no thought process, intelligence, talent or skill, just noise..

Terrifying….

It’s like people used to go to school, and study and analyze, and now they just show you their asses shaking.. And we watch….Like Americas Funniest home videos, but America’s Funniest home videos was curated by Bob Saget….but now…it’s curated by you…

I hate you all…but I don’t hate eating pussy….eat pussy

Here are some stepLINKS….

Girls in Tight Dresses
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Kylie Jenner Popping That Booty….
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These Girls are the BEst
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Lady Gaga Crotch Shot…
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Jordan Carver – Big Titty – Slut Hooker WHore…
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RIhanna Rocking Out with Travis Scott
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Gigi Hadid in a One Piece
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Thick Girl in Lingerie Smokes WEEED
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Calvin Harris Spent 2 Hours in a Massage Parlor
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Lazy Ass Bull Dog
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107 to 90 High School Foot Ball
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Biker’s Epic Fail
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Sabine Jemekjanova’s in a Sheer Bodysuit….
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Miley Cyrus is Getting Devil Horn IMplants
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Allyson Horgan Wallace Braless!
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Vanessa Hudgens in Shorts of the Day
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Taser VS Skin in Ultra Slow Motion
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24 Hilarious Photos of Actors Replaced by Digital Effects
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Celebs in WHite
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Nina Agdal Cameltoe Slut – Hooker – Whore
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Bryce Dalls is Named in a Movie cuz her Dad is Ron Howard
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Lizzy Caplan Slut Hooker Whore…
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Jessica Simpson on Nick Lachey
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Chrissy Teigen’s Not Gonna get Jennifer Garnered…
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28 Monks Who LOVE Beer
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I can’t believe this Canadian Got Fired from her Job For Calling Fat People Fat…
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Bikini a Day Girls in Bikinis
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Maitland Ward in a Bikini
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Racist Soap Dispenser…
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Olivia Culpo Tits
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She Just Tore Her Cunt
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Katrina Bowden in a White Dress
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She’s a Cunt….
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Rita Ora Getting into Cars…
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Jealous Dog Wants Attention
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Kylie Jenner Sports Bra
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The NFL Player Most Likely to Get Injured in 2015
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Alison Brie Cleavage
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I am Glad Petra Nemcova Survived the Tsunami
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James Franco – Does Himself
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Insults from Around the World
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LFL is Next Level Weird.
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Katy Perry is Thick as Fuck…
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Sarah Harris Wet Slut
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These Girls Are the Best Thing Ever….
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Some Cam Girl Naked
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Dildo on Toilet Seat
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Hannah Martin in Black Lingerie
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Sex Doll Testing
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Titties on Twitter
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Girl and her Dildo….
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3 Naked girls…
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Disgusting Toothbrush Video of the Day
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Naughty Everyday Girls Being Naughty and Loving it When you Watch…for free..perverts everywhere
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2015

11

Sep

Bar Refaeli for GQ Germany of the Day

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It’s a Jewish Holiday on MOnday, at least that’s what I’ve been told by people who are Jewish, and I figured what better way to celebrate Jewish holidays than to post some massive Jewish tits, some of the best Jewish Tits, or at least the hottest Jewish Tits, who were liberated in the state of Israel when she hit puberty, after the land was taken by the Palestenians..S

She’s a nice mix of all kinds of different Jewish people, from all over the place, making this celebrity fucker who is getting married in a couple of weeks, still doing media..photoshoots, and showing off them tits.

I just find the whole thing ironic, that these pics are for GQ Germany, only because without Germany and their war on the Jewish people, there would be no Israel for her to call home, so in a very dark and weird way, she owes her existence and her home to Germany, dark…

But not that dark, just tanned, because she spends her life in a bikini…here are the pics…

Posted in:Bar Refaeli|SFW

2015

11

Sep

State Bicycle DrunkenStepfather Contest of the Day

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I don’t think anyone pays attention me when I speak, or in this case write, they just roll their fucking eyes, and block and delete me, and not just girls I try to have sex with or who I have had sex with, but pretty much everyone, because people only listen to you when you’re in a reality show, and / or you’re in a movie, and/ or you have a podcast….

Well, I have a blog, and as pathetic and humiliating as that is, we partnered up with State Bicycle Company…

So that

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We did this photoshoot with a babe…I don’t know her name, but she’s a babe…and photographer @proprpostur And model @sbeauch to celebrate you having the chance to win a free bike…

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2015

11

Sep

Lara Stone for Vogue UK of the Day

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Lara Stone is the enemy of the site, but she’s also recently divorced from the guy she married from TV, some Comedian, who I guess lost his relevance and turned on her, disallowing her to pose for the magazines, like some kind of psycho fat guy, as all fat guys become, when they get a hot model girl they know are just with them for their money, because when growing up fat, while being equally funny, if not funnier and the success of their comedy is a testament to that, no model bitches wanted his dick…but the fame and fortune…brings thirsty pussy ready to eat your wallet if it’s fat enough..

So dudes who worry about not having a porn dick, you don’t need one, that’s for poor dudes who want hot pussy…if you’re rich, girls will fuck you, anyway you like…but when you break up, they’ll run to the media to try to piss you off…being slutty.

Posted in:Lara Stone|SFW

2015

11

Sep

The Tits from Blurred Lines Dressed Like a Stripper for Target of the Day

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I wonder at what point in the choosing of this outfit…that the Tits from the Blurred Lines video, who also goes by Rat Cow, decided this was an appropriate outfit for a Target event at fashion week, where she is attending events as the bottom feeder, which is appropriate cuz of her bird face because birds love feeders, they sell them at Target…trying to stay relevant.

It’s like “Look at me, look at my tits, look at me….”…she’s done so much fucking to get to this point in her career, she can’t let it sink to the bottom of the fame whore ocean..

So I guess she’ll dress like a cheesy porn slut in a stripper outfit for her feature dance back in 1995…because that’s her spirit animal and the level of talent she best relates to…

Trashy. Fuck this hooker.

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2015

11

Sep

Sienna MIller for Vogue UK of the Day

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I used to jerk off to Sienna Miller.

She was in every movie naked, sometiems with bush, all while having a 5 /10 level of talent…

But I still used to jerk off to Sienna Miller…

So that makes me feel like we have some unspoken bond, that we will carry through our lives forever…only she doesn’t know I exist and if I was to ever meet her while either she or I was busking in a Subway station in London…and I told her about this bond…I would probably be arrested…

Either way, she still exists.

Posted in:SFW|Sienna Miller

2015

11

Sep

Gigi Hadid Butt Shot of the Day

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Gigi Hadid has no ass…but she is the most important model of our generation, or of her generation, or of modern times, because her dad bought it for her…

None of this really matters, I’m in my 40s and she’s not part of my generation, and looking back on my generation, or really my entire existence, every year has an it girl and most fade into obscurity after their year is up…I mean sure they are still around, and have rich husbands and money from her trust fund…where they can laugh about her modeling scam at their dinner parties while summering in yachts…

So I guess this does matter to Gigi, it’s all she ever wanted, instead of getting an education and making a difference in the world, she just felt she should show off her non existent ass instead…it’s more rewarding…and a better use of her dad’s hustle…

Weird.

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Posted in:Gigi Hadid|SFW

2015

11

Sep

Katy Perry Panty Flash of the Day

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Katy Perry posted a panty flash on her instagram with a fetish dude…and it was not very magical because I couldn’t zoom in and see stray public hairs or the definition of her vaginal lips or even the gunt of fat about her pussy that usually moms in their 40s get, but that Katy Perry has managed to pull off due to her awkward dancing and need to keep her tits since it’s all people care about when it comes to her…

I know, shocking, you’d think “I kissed a girl” was worthy of being forever immortalized in a stone monument somewhere for it’s genius catchy lyrics in a time of early lesbianism….you know a real cultural moment…and not just candy coated garbage pop…

I don’t hate Katy Perry. She’s lovely..I just like calling her fat.

Posted in:Katy Perry|SFW

2015

11

Sep

Ashley Benson in a Bikini of the Day

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People actually sent me hate for calling Ashley Benson a doughy overweight celebrity, who is mainstream hipster rather than edgy hipster, and just very representative of the girls I see out and about these days, all in crop tops, all with big legs and asses and hips, in what I just assume is laziness and hormones in the food…

I think it’s safe to say, not just based on her tits, that I am right that she’s a solid 15 lbs over weight, and it’s not a bad thing to be soft, and magical, because sometimes we need soft and magical for great tits..

I also think a picture probably describes all this 15 lbs overweight far better than I can…and keep in mind haters, I just think celebrities have a certain image to uphold to inspire healthy and fit lives, I fuck girls 100s of pounds overweight if they let me, and it’s not even a fetish, I just take what I can get..

All this to say…I’m a fan….