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2023

28

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s the weekend….

I suggest you source out some real tit…

You know hunt and gather or forage them…

This internet tit is destroying your soul, your purpose, your drive, your testosterone levels….

This internet tit is stealing your happiness, it’s distracting you, it’s not very rewarding unless the tit is in your mouth…so get out there and find that tit for your mouth….

You are a caveman…

But first…click on these links to tits on the internet, since real tits are a little hard to come by, they require work, money, conversation, charm…jokes…game…my god…..fuck that…..stick to the stepLINKS tits….

It’s the weekend, why bother doing anything…..what’s the point….

Losers….

At least we have each other…

Rita Ora Drops New Video and Wears a Fitness One-Piece
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NFL Draft Lukas Van Ness has Two Hot Sisters
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Sydney Sweeney’s Tight T-Shirt
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Joy Corrigan Hot at the Gas Station
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Microscopic World Around Us
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Khloe Kardashian Not Dead of Skin Cancer
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Portrait of a Girl from Age 1-100
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Candice Swanepoel Looking Hot
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NFL Draft Lukas Van Ness’ Dad Slaps his Girlfriend’s Butt
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Fire Tricks
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Poor Puppy with the Weird Face
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TV reporter’s Half Court Shot
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Irina Shayk with Crazy Hair
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Haley Kalil Hosted the NFL Draft
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Golden Age Movie Monsters Explained
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Tiniest Bird Ever
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Madison Beer Side Boob
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NFL Draft Will Levis has a Hot Sister
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Frog Puppet Plays Piano
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Cotton Candy Artist is Weird
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QB Josh Allen Apparently Knocked Up a Waitress
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Nude Model Memoria is Very Hot Bodied
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Goofball Dogs
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Dove Cameron’s Balcony Pose
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Long Jumper Loses Title Due to Weed
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Where the WHALE’s AT…..MAKE ME RICH OFF THE BACK OF THESE CAM GIRLS
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Livvy Dunne for SI Swim Being Hot
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Leni Klum is Very Hot
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Florence Pugh’s Firm Cleavage
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Phoebe Tonkin at an Event in a Tight Dress
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Zoe Kravitz Bra Top at an Event
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Zendaya’s at an Event
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Maraia Bakalova at an Event
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Katy Perry is a Tank
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Karen Gillan V-Neck
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Gal Gadot at an Event
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Kate Beckinsale in a wild Outfit
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Hailey Bieber Dick Sucking at an Event
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Blake Lively Terrifies Me in her Leather Outfit
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Barbara Palvin at an Event
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Anya Taylor Joy Looking Scary
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Eiza Gonzalez at an Event
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Big Titty Fuck Bounce
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Spycam Pervert
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2 Story High Club
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Construction Site Party
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Unzip the Tits
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Mysti C Has Huge Tits
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On All Fours
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Toy in the Ass
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Nude Model in Video
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Fortnut Slut
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Cum Eye Rinse
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Flight Tits
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Can in the Pussy
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22 Shit Days
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Up Close and Personal
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Fighting Fridays!
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Dildo and a Vibe
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Hotwife Gets Creampie
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Bouncing on a Dildo
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Girl and a Cock
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Fitness Sluts
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Tits Out for the Dildo Ride
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Dildo vs One-Piece
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Can’t Stop the Cumshots
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Double Headed Toy
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2023

28

Apr

January Jones Cleavage of the Day

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I guess I have higher expectations for the people who become millionaires in the entertainment industry….

I don’t think they are good people, I don’t think they are smart people, I don’t think they are talented people, but I think they have the ability to game the decision makers into giving them work, while gaming the audience to think they are higher tier, part of a more important club….yet here they are being shameless on social media for the lowest form of attention…

A bikini dance on instagram is the equivalent of the drunk girl at the bar pulling her tits out or making out with her friend….

Don’t get me wrong, I am well aware that all of hollywood people are shameless fucks who have no actual souls and are just trying all they can to matter or be seen to fill whatever void they have in their soul…but they used to keep it a little more private.

Obviously, I don’t mind a skinny bitch with tits in a skimpy swimsuit doing a little dance for her pervert fans, or for herself to feel like she matters….even when they are old or January Jones who I’ve never thought was hot, not even when she was a pregnant with a father she never revealed because she had too many cocks to pinpoint the dad….HOT.

But it’s just funny because you know how much of a snobby cunt this women has been to people throughout her life, yet here she is begging for views, it’s a sickness you can jerk off to, while imagining how fun it would be to be that bikini knowing you’d never get any period stains on you due to her menopause…

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2023

28

Apr

Oana Gregory Bikini of the Day

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Oana Gregory is some Romanian Disney Kid, who I guess escaped the caravan gypsy life, which you can’t say because that’s a hate crime or racist, even if it’s true….but yeah, she escaped Transylvania and made it in America, until she didn’t, and was forced to turn to ONLYFANS where she produces her racy content to her fans, peddling for their change, which I guess isn’t so far off from her genetic pre-disposition of being a Romanian….

She works under Bella Thorne’s OnlyFans agency, so I’ll assume they all make millions a month off this shit, and I’m fine with it, because I stare at the promo pics designed to LURE me into being a paying customer…

The free sample to make me feel like there’s better behind the paywall…

The free sample for me to think I own them something back, like I’ll pay as a thanks for the free sample….

While I’m perfectly fine being a mooch fuck….and a MOOCH FUCK I REMAIN…

Check out her bikini…

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2023

28

Apr

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

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All you patriots may feel that the USA is the center of the world and not a terrible cesspool on the decline or collapse, filled with the worst people, influencing other people to be as terrible as them…..

You may still be brainwashed into thinking you’re in the best country in the world, or maybe even the only country in the world….

Some of you may not even realize that the international overlords who control everything are going to collapse the entire thing….and the entire world…because they are EVIL and the worst possible people surface to the top…

But the hope you can have is not that international travellers into the USA need to be COVID vaccinated despite the vaccines not working……

But rather that other fun high tech tracking and control measures come into play for the social control….like On/Off passes…

Where bitches everywhere must provide daily pics of them clothed and not clothed in the same pose so the guards, or AI ROBOTS who check them into any of the stops in their 15 minute city get to do a little compare and contrast.

Here are the heroes in STEM doing the groundwork…

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2023

28

Apr

Busy Philipps Braless of the Day

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I just did a post celebrating bra-lessness. I call it the feminist post, even though the girls going braless are probably not the angry and annoying man hating feminists of the internet…who want you believing that sexualizing women is wrong, that they don’t like being jerked off to, or any of the things we know to be true because we have brains….

As it turns out, there are still nasty monsters like Busy Philips who go braless for feminism, with shirts that read “Young Ex Wife” despite being old as shit, like being an ex wife is something to be proud of, unless you’re a cat loving, wine drinking, random hook-up bitch with worms in your brain who doesn’t realize that not getting a divorce is the actual win….

All these idiots, put a damn jacket on, you’re offending basically everyone with that level of nasty….

In conclusion, Busy Philipps remains one of the ugliest creatures in Hollywood, she ain’t getting better, not even with all the procedures available for transgenders to be passable women….

GROSS.

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2023

28

Apr

Feminist Friday of the Day

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I think the internet wants to make us think that all women are old, rage filled, feminist man-hating twats, but the reality is, I don’t think that’s true….I think that’s just the angry, bitter, miserable cunts while the fun hot ones are going about their days braless, tits pretty much out, for people like you and me to stare at them, because it’s fun.

Life is too serious as it is, with taxation, viruses, other shit we can’t control that they enforce on us.

I mean you can own a building and put a bar in it, and you can’t let your patrons smoke, because some overlord decided that for you….

We basically live in hell, so let’s just have fun staring at tits, and in order to do that, we need girls who aren’t hateful old feminist cunts, but rather girls who go braless with their tits….even if it’s to exploit and take advantage of dumb men and they think it’s a political move, they are women and can’t be taken seriously, yet their tits can. It’s remarkable.
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2023

28

Apr

Demi Lovato Titty Top of the Day

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Demi Lovato is in a weird titty top…

AS someone who has found Demi Lovato disgusting for as long as I can remember, always wondering what kind of handler that Wilmer Valderamma was, sticking to her for as long as he did, probably as part of his job as some kind of FED, but it just never made sense to me, especially after knowing he took Lohan’s cherry….I mean how do you go from LOHAN cherry to a decade of this…

What I am saying is that she is a puppet strung plant, designed to shape the future generation and she did it in dumb non-binary ways, reminding everyone that 99 percent of non binary’s are basically already theys in sex appeal. You know not on the chart.

The drug overdosing but not dying, which makes her a bit of a failure at drug overdosing, is no longer a THEY and back to a she/her, so she can sexualize herself again.

I guess she just does the THEY thing when she’s feeling fat and ugly, but when she’s felling hot, she’s tits out and ready to go…

Point of the story, fuck Demi Lovato.

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2023

28

Apr

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

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Full Back Panties are not just for the SCAT freaks who prefer them to a thong, because the panties can hold a pile of shit better than a thong, if anything the thong would just slice the shit in half, like some kind of gadget you’d get to slice vegetables off of an infomercial…

Full Back Panties are not just for the PERIOD freaks, who are just really into periods, either because they are psychos who like seeing bloody cunt, because it reminds them of their fantasy murder scene….or for PERIOD freaks who are just so used to fucking old ladies that the period is a sign of fertility and not being old and rotten…

Full Back Panties are not just for the sad sack of shit dude who has never been in a long term relationship but jerks off to the idea of one, knowing the full back panties are the norm….

Full Back Panties aren’t just for old bros that used to only know Full Back panties because thongs were just to high grade, luxury, in magazines but not in life, unless you were married to a whore, or stripper….

Full Back Panties are for everyone, because FULL back panties ARE panties and PANTIES by default are always fun to look at…

Here’s a round-up.

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2023

28

Apr

Rowan Blanchard Pale of the Day

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Rowan Blanchard may look like Latina Goth you’d find working a Donkey Show in Tijuana….assuming those still happen….I haven’t been to Tijuana for 50 fucking years…

I don’t think she’s actually a Latina, but she is a Disney Kid, doing Disney proud, by spreading their corporate messaging of wholesome family programming, so long as you look like a drag queen….

She’s got some short leather shorts on, which I think may get you banned from a Disney Theme park, but when in the corporate offices, maybe it gets you fucked…or promoted…or both…

I always find it weird when the Disney kids expand their reach, or rebrand themselves as sexual beings in lingerie, in efforts to detach from the Disney Family Values, even though they likely have the same management and team behind them, because why give up on a sure money maker because they turned 18.

It’s just manipulating the fans to think she’s not a made, or kept woman just doing what she is told to do by those who hold the strings as they try to shape the next generation of AMERICA…but that’s all speculative, so I’ll just take it at face value because I don’t really care either way, the sluttier the better for me, maybe not the better for society, but we’re in it for ourselves here…

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2023

28

Apr

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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I am not nearly the outdoorsman that I want to be, or that I once was. You know fishing in the local pond in the park, hoping to get something to eat that doesn’t give me hepatitis, since groceries are expensive…..

I am more a computer bodied man, who fucking hates computers, yet here I am sitting in front of one, because that’s the weird fucking life I chose for myself, and it’s far moire miserable than something more hands-on in nature, like being a migrant worker picking berries…

But I know enough about the outdoors that casting a fishing net or dragging a fishing net takes the sport out of the activity, it’s like throwing a stick of dynamite or fishing with a flashlight that lures all the fish to you…and unfortunately, the same rule applies to women, only one could argue that it would make to sport of seduction a far more fun one….

The good news is that women are entangling themselves up in their very own store bought nets, so you can jerk off to the overall concept….without having to be a predator….THEY DO THE WORK FOR US…so maternal..

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