DrunkenStepFather.com - I'll Make You Famous…

Is Eva Longoria’s Ass Real of the Day

Emma Roberts is Pregnant and Ashley Benson is in a Thong in Bikinis of the Day

Suki Waterhouse Flashes her Ass of the Day

Em Rata and her Muppet Face of the Day

Halle Berry in a Lingerie Outfit Despite Being 100 of the Day

2015

Sep

Selena Gomez Naked for Instagram of the Day

No Comments »

Selena Gomez posted this ridiculous topless pic of herself…

Her skin has been filtered so hard she looks like she may be a bad painting of herself, or some kind of sex doll version of herself that she’s promoting…

It like this played out pose, didn’t Sharon Stone or Demi Moore, or Madonna do this…

I call it the hide your GUNT…..in a strategic barely nude…Bieber can’t even use it to jerk off as a reminder of what was Selena Gomez’s virginity that he may have taken…but that’s not because it’s non nude that is because Bieber’s more into jerking off to Usher..

But hiding your GUNT goes to waste when the follow-up pic is a side profile…of her fucking gunt…

Posted in:Selena Gomez|SFW

2015

Sep

Rita Ora’s Clickbait Song of the Day

No Comments »

Every one except Stephen Colbert know that TV is dead, talk shows are dead, the only people watching that shit are old and in the habit of watching TV, because even kids who watch TV, don’t bother watching nightly programming, they just fucking binge or use the internet..

So nightly talk shows are more a vehicle to produce viral stunts with celebrities, because they still have access to celebrities, and if they are well executed they get spread the fuck around, making money on youtube for these people, because that’s what matters…

The two players are redundant childhood schoolyard idiot Jimmmy “Giggles’ Fallon…and this Jimmy, who’s team emails me everyday and I just figured I’d link it, because Rihanna Impersonator with Tits is doing the rounds, singing about the biggest mistake I’ve ever made in my life…Clickbait..

Clickbait…will haunt my existence….forever…because I’ve known about it since the late 90s…in pushing internet traffic…but I never took that knowledge mainstream to make 100,000,000 or more off of it…

Instead I come here and post barely celebs singing barely songs for youtube views..a video I had nothing to do with…just to write my angry caption to it…

I’d rather be homeless.

I didn’t watch this video…so if it’s bad…blame yourselves for clicking..

Posted in:Rita Ora|SFW

2015

Sep

50 Cent’s Bankruptcy of the Day

No Comments »

A video posted by 50 Cent (@50cent) on Sep 5, 2015 at 7:53am PDT

I saw this trending on Facebook….and figured that I am both behind the curve, always bhind in the news, not because I have a life, but because I hate the computer, and ultimately don’t care about 50 cents finances, but the masses care…and that means I have an opinion on it…

Declaring personal bankruptcy is a strategy to not pay your debts including to the IRS, which is usually more affordable or better business than actually paying them, because if you owe the government millions of dollars, you can just shelter that millions of dollars so that they can’t get it and be rich as fuck and bankrupted…

It’s rich person problems… so 50 Cent is not poor because he’s bankrupt, he’s just stupid for bragging about his mansion in Africa, where I guess he’s moving to evade his tax bills…

The fact that people are shocked by this, based on his career, his Vitamin water deal, and all the other shit he’s done…

He can’t be bankrupt, like the traditional poor person kind of bankrupt….but he can be bankrupt legally, because why pay bills when you can just keep all your money…right…

Posted in:50 Cent|SFW

2015

Sep

Just a Woman Masturbating at a Coffee Shop And Other Videos of the Day

No Comments »

Hot Chick Caught Stealing…

Driver Gets Out of Moving Car….What…

Drunk Man in a Philppines Hotel…Amazing…

Brutal Fork Attack

Cop Smacks a Kid…

Girls Steal a Purse from an Accident Scene

Police Shooting of the Day

The Man Who Can’t Spell

Killer Taunts Family of the Victims…

Robber Gets Taken Out by a Dude

I love this Chick Fight…

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

No Comments »

My new favorite thing to do when sexting is right when things are about to get hot and heavy, I’m talking at the climax, I pretend I’m my wife busting the girls in the middle of home wrecking..

So far, it’s been a good time..

Here are some stepLINKS…

Girls Climbing Rock Walls
CLICK HERE

Kris Jenner..Thinks Tyga is a Hip Hop Genius…Obviously…
CLICK HERE

Surprise Ballroom Dancing
CLICK HERE

Jessica Hart’s Big Tits in a Magazine
CLICK HERE

Bikini a Day Sluts with their Big Tits in a Bikini
CLICK HERE

Kourtney Kardashian Grinding her Pussy Up Against a Seat
CLICK HERE

Demi Lovato’s Crotch Shot
CLICK HERE

Jorgie Porter in Roller Skates
CLICK HERE

Cosplay Girls..
CLICK HERE

Here’s a Little Warm Your Heart Video called “I fucked hookers when you were away”…
CLICK HERE

Farrah Abraham Meltdown
CLICK HERE

Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

No Comments »

Fetish I didn’t know I have – chubby redheaded 18 year old hipster chick dressed homeless carrying a hubcap talking about getting fucked while fucked up on her period because real men part the Red Sea….

Because it’s got so many different meanings…and visually…it made me sick to my stomach…the only way I like my boners to happen..

That said..Husband Joe is amazing…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Thigh Gap of the Day….
CLICK HERE

Coco’s Pregnant Thong Creepiness
CLICK HERE

K.Pop Girl Keeps Falling!
CLICK HERE

Taylor Swift Lip Balm Smeared on her Whore Lips
CLICK HERE

Popsicle of the Day
CLICK HERE

Sara Tansy Nude with her Duck
CLICK HERE

Girls Smoking Weed in Bikinis
CLICK HERE

Sandra Bullock’s New Photographer Boyfriend ia Psycho who Doesn’t Like Dog Shit…
CLICK HERE

Ashley Benson’s Big Nipples
CLICK HERE

Strange Accident of the Day
CLICK HERE

Tits on a Slow Motion Jog…Amazing
CLICK HERE

Jungle Tits..
CLICK HERE

I want to Eat Hailey Baldwin’s Legs
CLICK HERE

Kylie Jenner is Begging Tyga to Come Back To Her….Weird…
CLICK HERE

Amber Heard Dressed Like a Garden
CLICK HERE

Kourtney Kardashian’s Crazy Shorts…
CLICK HERE

Tom Brady Supports Trump
CLICK HERE

Sam Smith is Doing the New James Bond Song
CLICK HERE

Topless Glamour Models – End of Summer
CLICK HERE

Paralympians Surprise Gym Goers…
CLICK HERE

Actress Ass
CLICK HERE

Girls Tugging on Clothes
CLICK HERE

Rihanna for Dior
CLICK HERE

Demi Lovato in Mesh…
CLICK HERE

Damon Wayans Thinks Cosby Accusers are Money Grubbers
CLICK HERE

How To Use a Police Car
CLICK HERE

Yam Concepcion in FHM
CLICK HERE

Chris Brown Hates Gay People
CLICK HERE

Obama Can’t Feel His Face…Click the Yellow…
CLICK HERE

Jorgie Porter in FHM
CLICK HERE

Apparently a Story of a Homeless Hero
CLICK HERE

Dakota Johnson No Bra
CLICK HERE

Topless Beach Girl of the Day
CLICK HERE

===============
From stepSMUT!! LINKS BELOW ARE VERY NSFW!
================

These Girls Are the Best Thing Ever….
CLICK HERE

Bianca Beauchamps Huge Tits
CLICK HERE

Personal Trainer Gives Booty Massage
CLICK HERE

Hot Naked Chick named Liana Pure
CLICK HERE

Greek Sluts of the Day
CLICK HERE

Just Farting Around
CLICK HERE

Topless Weeed Smoker..
CLICK HERE

Dildo of the Day
CLICK HERE

Worst Girl Changing Video Ever
CLICK HERE

Naughty Everyday Girls Being Naughty and Loving it When you Watch…for free..perverts everywhere
CLICK HERE

================

CLICK HERE TO ENTER CONTEST TO WIN A FREE BIKE

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
FOLLOW ME INTO THE DARKNESS ON SOCIAL MEDIA:

INSTAGRAM | FACEBOOK | TWITTER | TUMBLR | SNAPCHAT

FOLLOW ME

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

Sep

Selena Gomez is on a Boat in a Bikini of the Day

No Comments »

Apparently, this is Selena Gomez and one of her many sisterhoods, she’s in a bikini or a bikini top…because even she knows she’s too dumpy for bikini bottoms…and unlike her friends, she’s got all the pressure on her to look good because she’s Selena Gomez…which is probably why she got the fake tits…or maybe that was deeper rooted issues caused by the rejection from Beiber who I assume cheated on her, because you know how these entitled bitches are…the worst in bed….but still in a bikini so whatever…

Posted in:Selena Gomez|SFW

2015

Sep

Kourtney Kardashian Grinds her Mom Vag Against a Bike Seat of the Day

No Comments »

There was a period of time where I got excited by girls on bikes…not necessarily in bikinis on bikes..just on bikes in general…because I knew their vaginas were rubbing against the seat really hard…and on hot summer days…vile and sexy…dripping with seat and broken dreams…

But when I see Kourtney Kardashian doing it, it doesn’t make me want to sniff the seat when she’s in the store buying a drink…like I do with some girls…if anything it’s repulsive…after all the babies and Kardashian pollution that comes with being a Kardashian…but for some reason…I’m still looking..

IF YOU”RE INTO BIKE SEATS -> ENTER OUR STATE BICYCLE COMPANY -> WIN A FREE BIKE CONTEST
CLICK HERE

Posted in:Kourtney Kardashian|SFW

2015

Sep

Zoe Kravitz Nipple of the Day

No Comments »

I don’t like Zoe Kravitz…

But she showed her fans her nipples…because I guess she’s performing music now…

I guess it only makes sense that she’d leverage her dad’s success when he’s not flashing the world his penis, allowing her to record what I assume is life changing sounds, because she is tired of just being an instagram model, and feels like the world deserves to be blessed with her gift…or some shit..

I don’t dislike Zoe Kravitz because she’s used her family to get ahead, that shit never phases me, I mean why wouldn’t she…

I just don’t like what seems like a pretty garbage personality…but she’s shpwing her nipples on stage…for you to see and for people to talk about…because nipples aren’t sexual, even though ever dude likes sucking them while fucking and every girls likes them being sucked while getting fucked…but they are for feeding babies…for 1.5 years of a 85 year life…so stop jerking off to them…pervert..and keep showing them off girls…I need to see ever nipple ever made…

To See More Zoe Kravitz Performing CLICK HERE

Posted in:Zoe Kravitz

2015

Sep

Bella Thorne Bikini Snapchat of the Day

No Comments »

We are in the tail end of Bella Thorne being 18. Her birthday is Oct 8….meaning one more month to the day before she’s legal…so take it in, pure, innocent, 17 year old girl in a bikini, that is hardly erotic, but erotic enough because you know as well as I know, that this generation of kids, not even Hollywood kids around the shitty behind the glamour of the industry, are so into porn at a young age, that a month isn’t going to change her month….but in the USA, she is criminal to fuck…and she can’t pose nude…but she can cocktease…

I am not really interested in young girls, they don’t know how to fuck, they just sort of sit there terrified, and that’s in their early 20s, so I doubt at 17 they’d be any better, so I’m not interested, but I guess as an actor and the pride of her family, she knows how to throwdown and not just because she poses her young body in a bikini…because that’s just the way it is..

So take it in, one more month of Bella Thorne…who is more interesting a 17 year old that her gutter counterparts…the Kardashians…

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW