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2015

08

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The biggest fail in modern era is not that you can become a millionaire from your couch, without leaving your house, you just need to be more clever than me…

It’s that apps like Tinder and I guess all social media, gives fat girls confidence…which is a total fail for me, not because I am a fat shamer, but I am the kind of guy who relies on fat girls to be sad and insecure enough and I guess horny enough to fuck me…because hot girls are busy being hot…and now with this Love your Body, don’t be a bully and make fun of fat people, movement….along with all the hip hop fat ass bitches…these girls are cocky…confident…and just as bad as hot girls..

Meaning, where can I find sex…old folks homes? Who is pathetic enough for me? My wife…stop with your horrible suggestions…

Here are some horrible, gut wrenching life changing, morning links….

Girls in Sports Bras….
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Mathilde Brandi in Bikinis
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Phoebe Price is a Bikini Model Goddess,,,,
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Khloe Kardashian Gets Daddy Tattoo….
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Brave Duck Chases Duck….
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Victoria Beckham has Bangs….
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Daisy Sea Bikini Famewhore
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Getting Brain…
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Dashcam of a Meteor Hitting Thailand – End of the World….
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Emrata Hates the One Thing that Made Her….
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Bella Hadid in a Bikini
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Grand Theft Auto Meets Instagram
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Girls Tugging at Clothes…
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2015

07

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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Here are some stepLINKS…

It’s Labor Day so I assume no one is clicking this…

But between you and me…

Everyday is like Labor Day around here…

and I assume no one clicks any of this…

Even though they are all equally lovely and amazing…

No one cares about amazing..

You’re lazy and care about what you see in your FB feed..

Idiots..everywhere…

Here are those links…

I’m wearing white…

I hope I don’t get my period…

Huge Fucking Tits
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Phoebe Price in a Bikini Being Amazing….with Mary Cary
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Selena Gomez Pretends to be a Kardashian…
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Emrata Stupid and Naked on the Beach
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Girl Surfer in Heels
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Khloe Kardashian Gets Tramp Stamp Removed
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Keanu Reeves
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Alison Brie Legs
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Jojo is Boring in Nylon
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Topless Beach..
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Amber Rose and Blac Chynna Twerking
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Tan Lines Can Be Hot As Fuck
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Dude Fighting Girl…Over Parking Spot..So Good…
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Hot Pepper of the Day
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Ralph Fiennes Dance
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Heidi Klum Gets Spanked
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Kristen Stewart Film Festicals
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Caitlin Jenner Uses Bruce to Get Golf Memberships
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Bryanna Holly is BLonde, Busty and Covered
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Dumb Sounding Birds
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Hilary Rhoda Ass Crack
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Amber Heard at an Event
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Joanna Krupa and her Girl
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Kate Mara on the BEach
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Zoe Kravitz Performing
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Rita Ora Hangs with Kate Moss
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Dakota Johnson Bra
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ALessandra Ambrosio Legs
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Diane Kruger Crop TOp
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These Girls Are the Best Thing Ever….
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Big Boobs By the Window
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Girls Changing at the BEach
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Girls Brother Gives her a Glass of Water While She’s Masturbating…I THink..
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Porn GIFs of the Day
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Big Tits Smoking Weed
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Tits Weed and Pearls
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Naughty Everyday Girls Being Naughty and Loving it When you Watch…for free..perverts everywhere
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2015

07

Sep

Miley Cyrus is Sick in Bed on Labor Day of the Day

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Miley Cyrus is sick in bed today, so everyone send your thoughts and prayers to her and hope the sucking dirty dick and pussy, smoking weed and drinking, staying up all night dancing like a retard….while her family celebrates her voice being turned off for a few days, thinking how bad they would love to rip those tonsils out of her fucking head, but remembering that that deep and scary twangy shit buys them shit…

So their fingers are crossed, while the rest of us are hoping…that she never comes around again and that the AIDS take her away…even though she’s more insteresting than anything else in pop, by default, being pop is the devils work….and must be rid of our lives…for the good of humanity…only to replaced with more mainstream shit to brain wash us into getting more and more in debt…as we idiolize the lives of these clowns…

Posted in:Miley Cyrus|SFW

2015

07

Sep

Toni Garrn Demonstrates How to Catch Leonardo DiCaprio of the Day

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Toni Garrn is another one of these egotistical, entitled, thanks Victoria’s Secret for giving them the stamp of approval, models who believes she deserves to date the richest of the rich, or the most famous their is, because in her mind she’s hot as fuck, making for a terrible person…

But it turns out that she’s taken on some self help work, and here she is showing the world one of the moves needed to lure in rich, probably billionaire rich, men….

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2015

07

Sep

Phoebe Price and her Organ of the Day

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Phoebe Price wants you to see her organs…but I guess not enough to turn around for the damn camera…TURN around for the damn camera Phoebe Price….I’ve been waiting to see your organ for the last 10 years…

I know the new generation has no idea who Phoebe Price is, but all they need to know is she’s a fucking goddess sent from heaven to show you that being famous doesn’t matter, but being in the paparazzi does…and now…all I need is the sex tape I doubt I’ll ever see, because she’s Southern and Southern girls are ladies…

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2015

07

Sep

Bella Hadid for GQ of the Day

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Average looking but rich kid with connected family memebers…who want to be the next Kardashians, have fed into the sister, by financing her career which is more like playing model, like it was Halloween, because I guess they don’t like leaving one of the girls in the other one’s shadow, especially when she’s the sensitive one, possibly always in the shadow, who had depressive issues and shit like that….and after doing it with one of them saw how easy it is to do it with the other….especially since she has tits…

I am not hating on Bella Hadid, I just think their names “Gigi”….and “Bella”…are pretty telling of what kind of family they are from…right…

Posted in:Bella Hadid|SFW

2015

07

Sep

Julianne Hough in a Bikini of the Day

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Julianne Hough had sex with Ryan Seacrest ….for a pretty long time…which is amazing because everyone thought he was gay….but in reality he’s a sex addicted weirdo….

You know a rumored cokehead puppet…who fucks all kinds of aspiring models thanks to his friend who owns a fashion magazine that lures in all the new LA talent to their exclusive rich person parties…

Nothing wrong with that, all A personalities, who have the energy to be America’s Sweetheard, totally accessible, have a level of fuck her up the ass while raging, because you’re actually a fucking pyschopath addicted to success and money and banging through babes, like this, is just part of the equation..

Well, she’s in a bikini…

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2015

07

Sep

Kylie Jenner Fitness of the Day

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White girl problems…are like Orange is the New Black…or as close to black as she can get…

Her parents are white, at least I assume they are, you never know when you’re dad is a woman and your mom is a hooker, and your sisters are various shades of shit…

These garbage prostitutes with their doughy plastic surgery and/or make up failed face are the most important people on the internet and that’s just fucking insanity..

But not as insane as her showing off her body that lures in a sex offending boyfriend in his 30s, already a baby daddy with one of the most gutter bitches around, because Kardashians are trash..and it feels like home to him…home with a lot of money…that is pretty tight because being a Kardashian hasn’t really got to her vagina yet…but I guess even if she was 400 lbs a dude would fuck her to get invited to family dinner…

I just think she’s a cartoon character….a really uninteresting cartoon character…

Posted in:Kylie Jenner|SFW

2015

07

Sep

Kate Hudson Hiding Her Ass of the Day

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Kate Hudson was walking around in shorts…trying to cover it up…becasue I assume her broken down pussy busted a gasket and is pouring out random fluids…you know sprung a leak as a product of all the dirty cock she’s had in her…and all the babies she’s made…

You’ve heard rumors of a banged out asshole unable to hold in the shit…this is probably the vagina version…

And if you’re not into that…..on Labor Day…Here’s her old beat up face…

I've literally been running into everything today, but I love them…. ????

A video posted by Kate Hudson (@katehudson) on Sep 4, 2015 at 1:41pm PDT

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2015

07

Sep

Lucy Hale in Lingerie of the Day

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Lucy Hale posted a picture of her in lingerie, I guess in efforts for the public to think she has sex appeal, because she’s assuming getting in lingerie is all it takes to have sex appeal, when we all know she can just ask her co-star Ashley Benson, who can educate her on the basic fact that it also requires big sloppy tit…

But, I’ve been doing this site forever, it’s totally not rewarding, but I’ve learned one very valuable lesson and that is that all it takes is being a girl on TV to have a creepy pervert jerk off to you…so to those creepy perverts who are like “Oh…Lucy Hale…She’s my favorite”…the kind of weirdo that will wait in line a comicon or whatever event to get her autograph…this lingerie is all they’ve ever dreamt of…and it’s here…and now they can pretend it was for them exclusively in their delusions….and I’d say this one’s for them, but they’ve already got it tattooed on their chests..as they’ve had 24 hours to pull it off…

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