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Is Eva Longoria’s Ass Real of the Day

Emma Roberts is Pregnant and Ashley Benson is in a Thong in Bikinis of the Day

Suki Waterhouse Flashes her Ass of the Day

Em Rata and her Muppet Face of the Day

Halle Berry in a Lingerie Outfit Despite Being 100 of the Day

2015

Sep

Kayley Cuoco Tits in a Bikini of the Day

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Kayley Cuoco is not only going to be worth over 100 million dollars thanks to positioning herself as the accessible hot girl on a nerd based sitcom…in a world where you’d think the sitcom wouldn’t exist unless as a parody…but that apparently is still advertiser friendly and gets ratings from idiots who actually watch network TV, probably because they are over 50, or because they are in a contract with the cable company that they can’t get out of…

So as the Jennifer Aniston in her Nerd version of Freinds…with formulaic jokes and stories…she’s fucking set…

But I still think she peaked when her nude pics were leaked and she owned them…thanks to probably being behind the links…as she’s a girl with Breast implants who loves her implants so much she’s said this about her implants…

“I had no boobs! And it really was the best thing ever! I always felt ill-proportioned. My implants made me feel more confident in my body. It wasn’t about trying to be a porn star or wanting to look hot and sexy

And from my experience, any girl in love with her implants wants you to see her implants…but I’d be happier if they had more hard nipple…it’s more relevant like that.

To See Kayley Cuoco’s Big Tits Leaving the Gym CLICK HERE

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2015

Sep

Hailey Baldwin’s Ass From the Front of the Day

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Hailey Baldwin is the 19 year old daughter of weird, Christian now that he’s no longer an addict, Stephen Baldwin and some brazilian he married in the 90s….and I guess his fame whoring from suing Kevin Costner, to fighting adult stores in his home town, to tattooing Hannah Montana on him to get on Miley’s TV show that he never booked…to doing reality show after reality show…since filing for bankruptcy…

From Barney Rubble to poverty, to famewhoring daughter, who has been making the rounds, and I don’t mean with her vagina, or ass you can see from the front thanks to short shorts and the hormones in the food, but because she hangs with Kardashians and Jenners and Biebers…and her cousin Ireland and probably Taylor Swift since Taylor Swift owns everyone…even Bieber pussy due to the solidarity she has with Selena Gomez….in some weird fucking cult I don’t understand…

But who cares about that when you can see her ass from the front…in shorts…at 19 and lovely..

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2015

Sep

Cameron Diaz Creepy in Love with a Clown of the Day

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It is debatable whether Cameron Diaz is one of the hottest actresses, or whether she was one of the hottest actresses…..

It is debatable whether Caameron Diaz is a talented actress, but in her defence, acting requires 90 percent ego/confidence and 10 percent ability to not think you’re an asshole playing make-belief.

But one thing that is for sure…is that this relationship with a bro, we call them cheese dicks, up on some male Avril Lavigne, was in a band for a minute in the 90s, probably one of the worst bands, that I assume is huge in South American or some reason….makes no sense….

I mean we can assume that his drop crotch pants are to house a massive penis that she is blinded by, or maybe, he’s just a master manipulator, I mean he must be for even having a record label invest in his suburban mall garbage….

But now he’s taken his brainwashing skills to a nice, lean, very successful actress, I’m talking one of the richest actresses around, and he’s tapped into her insecurities and has made her feel secure, like she can trust him old friend…

So instead of dating a dot com billionaire, or any exec, who dresses like an adult…and who isn’t using his 10 million dollar or less fortune as a door opener to her fortune….so that he can K-Fed her…only let’s be honest, K-fed had more fucking swag….

She’s married to this, and based on this pic she’s creepily smiling and obsessed with him…like a kid trying to understand a circus clown….only in this case she married him and will probably have his kids…

I don’t care when a hot girl, even when she’s old and washed up herself, marries or fucks some clown….I don’t care who or what girls in my actual life put in them….and I don’t care that this is going down…but I do find it intriguing…hilarious…awkward…confusing…but I guess it all boils down to a broken girl…with dreams of real love and a guy who sees a babe and dollar signs who accepts his Paris Hilton parasites…..in this incestuous…celebrity…mental disorder world…

Posted in:Cameron Diaz|SFW

2015

Sep

The Ass Puppet….Is the Worst and Other Videos of the Day

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Drunk Stripper…You Know

Apparently this is a Mom Pulling Gun on Teens to Defend her Son….

Taking Out the ATM

Dancer of the Day

A Man and a Baby Bear…

Just a Car Catching on Fire…

Partier Of the Day…Now If Only All Ravers Followed His Lead…

What the fuck is this….

And…what the fuck is this weirdness…

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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#NoLivesMatter

People are so concerned that in a few years we won’t need to have any human contact. We will be able to rely on text messages on a screen for all social interaction…you know like that’s a bad thing…people are the fucking worst and that is why I like to cage them on my facebook friend’s list….to access as needed and not be irritated by them in life..by having awkward conversations, adventures, smelling them, watching them do disgusting human things like talk about themselves, eat, and irritate me…all while seeing their stupid fucking faces…

But I can handle words on a screen…

What I am saying is I have 5,000 facebook friends and no one to hang out with and that’s the way it should be.

Here are some links..

#linksmatter

Janet Jackson’s Latest Wardrobe Malfunction…
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Great Fucking Asses Because We Like Asses and It’s Wednesday and We’re Basic..
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Johnny Depp has a New Fragrence Ad
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THis French Girl Must be Faking It…
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India Loves Rape
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Some Slut on the Beach…
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Courtney Stodden’s Mom Has Regrets
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Hottest Heidi Klum Pics…
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Charlie Riina is Topless
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Deadly Unicorns in Canada for Anti-TObacco Ad
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These 1980s Dolls are Crazy
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Bitches Aint Nothing But Hoes and Sideboob
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2015

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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Here are some stepLINKS…WHILE I GO SEXT….

Girls Tugging On Clothes
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Kermit’s New Pig Pussy…
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Claudia Jordan Small Bikini
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Taylor Swift Farted!
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Rebel Wilson’s Thick Legs…
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Back to the Future in 1.21 Minutes
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Waterpipes!
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Julia Roberts and Cindy Crawford….90s…Rape
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Keeley Hazell Instagram TIts…
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Taylor Swift and Kanye are Friends…
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Slut of the Day
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Britney Spears is a Tank
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Urban Street Surfing..What…
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The Worst Topless Pic at the Beach Featuring Tamara Beckwith…
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Amber Rose…Written Words…
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Kendall Jenner Long Legs…
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Guinness in a Spray Tan….
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Kevin Federline Sighting of the DAy
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Alessandra Ambrosio – Popsicle Sucker
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Miley Cyrus can’t Hang with Taylor Swift…
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CLICK THE YELLOW TO READ HOW TO TAUNT A BILLIONAIRE
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Nerds…
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Sexism at the Sheriff’s Office…
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Fisherman Saves Kittens
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Coco in a Skimpy Bikini
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Demi Lovato in Shorts….
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Lena Dunham Gunt….
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Courtney Stodden’s Bikini Tits
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CLick the Yellow to Read on 13 People Who Had Sex With their Friend’s Parents
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Slow Motion Explosion
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Eiza Gonzalez in Lingerie
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Big Fucking Tits
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Paris Hilton’s Foam Party for Kids…
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Fan Girls of the Day
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Tities and Weed
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Disgusting Tits..
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Dude Going to Jail…of the DAy
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These Sluts DO Anything You Tell Them To For Free…better Than A Girlfriend…
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Narcos has a Shipment of Beautiful Women…
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Emily Shaw in Stockings…
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Some Dead Robbers…
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Zit of the Day
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Webcam Dildo Squirt..
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Some Hot Naked CHick
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Some Porn GIFS – Because I Like Porn GIFs
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BBW of the Day
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Titties Smoke Weed in Heels
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2015

Sep

Miley, Kim and Others Masturbate on Facetime for Interview’s “ME” September Issue of the Day

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Fashion photographer Mert facetimes his subjects for the latest Interview Magazine….

Because this is the selfie generation, who needs cameras and photographers, when the real compelling content is being let into people’s bathrooms or bedrooms, so that they can put on any type of intimate performance for whoever they want, or they can pretend it is an intimate performace despite being scripted for interview magazine because these idiots are all puppets….

Nice and porny, like “Hey look at me, I’m an attention whore who masturbates on cam like every girl in the world, I am just like you, only I leak this shit or do it for fashion magazines”….which a secondary hope that you cum to it…because we want you to imagine facetiming us…instead of girls you meet on tinder…or some shit..

Here’s Miley’s amazing Facetime Session…

Here’s Kim K simulating masturbation on Facetime for a magazine…we’ve seen her fuck when she was pre trans….we don’t care.

I assume Selena will have one…

J.LO

And Posh Spice Beckham…

And Madonna…

Posted in:Kim Kardashian|Madonna|Miley Cyrus|Selena Gomez

2015

Sep

Kylie Jenner Wants You to Know She Has a Nipple Ring of the Day

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Kylie Jenner Wants You to Know She Has a Nipple Ring…

I said…Kylie Jenner Wants You to Know She Has a Nipple Ring…

Has everyone noticed Kylie Jenner’s nipple ring so that we can go on with our pathetic lives that notice these silly things..

The reality is that it’s a free the nipple era, where 16 year olds want in on the action, it’s not like at 18 they suddenly become exhibitionists…even when they aren’t from the whore family, but instead just grew up watching the whore family be idolized and succeed…

Meaning…there are thousands of young girls with nipple rings walking these streets…

Meaning some pervert held a 16 year old’s tit, and speared it like a whale fisherman in Moby Dick…which in Kylie’s case isn’t that far off the truth….because she’s a mini-monster…a mini-monster who is 18 and can let you all in on her nipple rings…

A mini-monster who Wants You to Know She Has a Nipple Ring….like it fucking matters…So much so that she wore a mesh bra for the paparazzi flashes…Family values…

Posted in:Kylie Jenner

2015

Sep

Miley Cyrus Ridiculousness Includes Rihanna Impersonator of the Day

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Rita Ora Keeps on Scamming the fucking system. She’s in the right circle and all these idiots are too into themselves to really care or know if they like someone…they are puppets and just like what they are told to…but I know Rita Ora plays the fun one to be around, the one with the silly accent, who no one really feels threatened by…because she’s just a Rihanna impersonator….let her linger and entertain us in our boring existence…

That said, here she is doing her British comedy act…with her tits from the VMAs sunday…it makes her likeable..

Here is Miley rockin’ the dick at a party smoking weed for instagram…

ANd here I am wanting to kill myself because this is all so dumb…

Posted in:Miley Cyrus|SFW

2015

Sep

Disturbing Taylor Swift and Selena Gomez Pic of the Day

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I think this is some illuminati, eating your soul for your powers shit….you know like Taylor Swift in her awkward from having no childhood and being a total fucking weirdo in that childhood, a weirdo that built an empire on her weirdo thanks to having parents who believed in their alien child….rockin’ some socially awkward humor because she is fucking awkward….probably not so much in bed, since she’s fucked a lot of dudes in the writing of each of her albums…but still awkward through life…but not too awkward for these other lost starlets to turn to for her guidance, her ever shining light, even when they are competitors and if this was wrestling, would be trying to do everything to ruin each other…

I mean this is pop music, not singer songwriter hippie shit…why are they all friends…I get it, to stick together so the intstagram models don’t overthrow their monopoly / kingdom…leverage each other to stay on top because the internet is catching on…but it’s all so weird…

Too much cross-pollenating…I don’t like it…

Posted in:Selena Gomez|SFW|Taylor Swift