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2015

01

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The hightlight of my night was deprressing enough, as you’d expect, but still made me laugh because I was talking to some Tinder chick who told me that I produce porn content, even though I don’t, all judgingly, like this site, which isn’t a porn site, I just don’t censor nipples, and nipples aren’t porn at least not according to feminists…but apparently people masturbate to this…

When I asked the judging girl when the last time she watched porn she said 5 minutes ago, she was masturbting for the 5th time today and it was to gangbang porn..

So what she’s telling me is that porn is bad, evil and discussing to make money off of, but it’s oky to watch 5 times a day to cum…

This is not a porn site, but it’s funny someone who jerks off to gangbang porn 5 times a day thinks it is…

Here are some stepLINKS….in the Morning.

Just Some Big Tits…Busting Out of Shirts
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Amazing Bird of the Day
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Lindsay Lohan on a Yacht Doing a Crazy Dance
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The Tits of the VMAs
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Best Legs of the Weekened
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Urban Street Surfing..What…
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Kylie Jenner and Tyga…Together in Music Videos..
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Britney Spears Tits…in a Dress…
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Back to the Future in 1.21 Minutes
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Rugby Player Gets Railroaded
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2015

31

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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The highlight of my day was when “Stella Maxwell (This is My Real Account)”…something anyone with their real account would write next to their profile….so trolls realize it’s actually them…was a “people I may know”…according to my facebook….

So I decided to message her…only to be blocked 10 seconds after she answered me…

Was it the real Stella Maxwell as her name suggested…if so why did she had me so much…I mean why can’t I be accepted into the facebook feed of the face the either rides Miley as a marketing campaign or who Miley rides because why fuck actual feminists when you can fuck girls who are objectified for the sale of lingerie, aka everything feminists hate about our patriarchal society…

It hurt me, but not really, I just have nothing else going on…so being blocked by a real or fake Stella Maxwell is literally the only thing that happened to me….

Memories…

Amber Rose Labeling Herself a Stripper and a Ho with her Outfit is Awesome….and Disturbing…
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So Many Huge Tits
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Kendall Jenner Legs
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Demi Lovato’s Pussy Grab
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Paris Hilton is a DJ
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Emma Stone…
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Someone Screaming “You Look Beautiful Baby” to Tom Brady
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Emma Stone Ass in Jeans
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So Many Thigh Gaps…Wish they were Thigh Gapes…
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More Beiber Crying
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Big Tits Unite…
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Miley Cyrus Reaction to Being Called Out by Nicki Minaj
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The Internet Reacts to Justin Bieber’s Hair at the VMAs
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Chrissy Teigen Casual Borderline Pussy Flash
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BONO Has Made Over 900 Million Dollars Off a 75 MIllion Dollar Investment in Facebook
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Russian Train Surf
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Michelle Keegan in Ibiza
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Claudia Jordan in a Bikini
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40 Awesome Tattoos Inspired by The Simpsons
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Boxing Crotch Grab
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The Most Insane Shark Video EVER
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Jasmin WAlia in a Bikini
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Celebrities You’d Like to See Have Beef
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Charlie XCX in Concert
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Nina Agdal Thong
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Trump VS China
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Alessandra AMbrosio in a Green Dress
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Stacy Keibler Has Legs
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Selena Gomez….Cleavage
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Gigi Hadid Boring Bikini Model
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Vanessa Hudgens Legs
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Britney Spears Hot in Concert
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Splitting Vine Star is So Odd
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Rihanna Cleavage
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Hulk Hogan Begs for your Forgiveness
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Amanda Seyfried Legs
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Girls in Sports Bras
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Tities and Weed
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These Sluts DO Anything You Tell Them To For Free…better Than A Girlfriend…
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Solid Vag
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The Weirdest Thing You can Do to Your Vag
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How Much Did You Get Paid to do This
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Some Public Nudity
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GUy Stopped From Bashing His Wife
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Thumb Biting Porn GIF….
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Greek Tits
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Big Wet Tits
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This is Very Unhealthy Looking
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Topless video Giggles
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Titties Smoke Weed in Heels
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2015

31

Aug

Lindsay Lohan Dancing in a Bikini on a Yacht of the Day

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This pretty much completes my life….

It’s just so many issues bundled into one crazy girl, showing off her dance routine she learned as a kid when her parents whored her out to the industry…because..when normal drunk, medicated addicts dance like this, I usually just assume they are having a good time or trying to make money for a purse or to feed their babies as a stripper….but when Lohan does it..it’s dark…and incredible….I just wish that yacht deck she’s grinding for rich guys was my face.

I want to taste everything that well traveled, terribly aged, like a moldy cheesy pussy has to offer…

That said, in 2008, I was in a hotel room with Lohan, wasted at 3 or 4 in the morning and she was dancing like a stripper, slapping the floor and looking amazing…not quite as good as this..but close…and that disturbing image has been something i haven never been able to recreate with hookers, but wish I fucking could…but this is close…because people don’t change…especially when it comes to dance dance dance…

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2015

31

Aug

Tyga Takes Advantage of his Broken Tween Girlfriend by Casting Her in a Shitty Video of the Day

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I wouldn’t really call this a genius move, but it’s definitely an obvious one…

Keep in mind this is totally irrelevant in the grand scheme of the world…almost as irrelevant as Bobo buying 2.3 percent of Facebook in 2009 that is now worth 1 billion dollars….because that’s what philathropy is about….and not nearly as important as the Lindsay Lohan dancing on a yacht like a stripper, something I’ve experienced first hand in a hotel room in 2008, but it still makes me laugh that dude, instead of going to jail as a sex offender, has been able to openly admit he fucked teen Kylie because her parents were no where to be found, and not just because her dad was in disguise on some Mrs DOubtfire shit….but because they are garbage into themselves…but she’s got a huge fucking following, people are talking so do the whole “first” love manipulation and cast her in your bullshit, because it gets her some visibility, breaking free from her sisters who made her tranny like her daddy face relevant…

ALl while getting him free talent and views so people can now know one of Tyga’s songs when asked, because before today anyone, even hip hop fans couldn’t place anything motherfuker did…other than Kylie…

Either way, manipulate broken young girls pretending it is love and win…that’s the Tyga lesson of the day

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2015

31

Aug

The VMAS Happened and I Don’t Care But Here are Pics Miley Nipple and Other Trash of the Day

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I didn’t watch the VMAs, I don’t think I ever do. I just hate celebrating people who already won at life, in some over produced advertising campaign, wasting money that could be spent on better things, like hookers…not these kids of hooker…but street hookers…with babies they don’t have money to feed due to addiction…or really curing AIDS or cancer, or anything 100,000,000 dollars, or more could be better spent on…you know do these idiots really need more attention, airtime, celebration, and bullshit awards…they don’t…

I didn’t see Kanye vow to run for president, you know to make a joke out of America, because he would probably win. I guess this happened to Ronald Reagan in the 80s, but he was an infomercial actor, not a rapper married to a media whore.

I didn’t see Taylor Swift win all the meaningless awards.

I didn’t see Miley make a fool of herself, or get in a fight with Nicki Minaj…

I didn’t see Kim Kardashian dressed like Danny Devito as the Penguin in real time…

I don’t believe in award shows, I don’t find them interesting, I am amazed that people love this shit and buy into the Soap Opera of celebrity…so I have no interest in any of this shit…

Maybe that means I am officially too old to be relevant, but I’ve never been relevant….maybe I am too out of the loop to post pics of these idiots, well, I’ve always been out of the loop and hated this shit..

My purpose is to tell you how stupid it is, how commercialized all media we digest is, and how buying into it, instead of having a productive hobby like gardening or napping, is just perpetuating this absolute scripted garbage…

I am amazed that as humans, with brains, people are reporting on this shit like it was the 90s, and we were too dumb to realize award shows didnt matter…

Here are some highlights ,because pop culture may be a pile of vapid bullshit, but I still look on with disgust the day after looking at random internet pics…

I don’t really see what this kind of played out nonsense Hollywood shit still happens….but it happens..so I guess it matters…to some of you idiots…

HERE ARE SOME OF MILEY’S OUTFITS

Here is Miley’s Instagram pics…

Some Miley Pussy Tape:

HERE IS SELENA GOME WITH NO BRA

Here is Taylor Swift….

: onstage during the 2015 MTV Video Music Awards at Microsoft Theater on August 30, 2015 in Los Angeles, California.

Here is Taylor Swift’s Lipless Barbie – Side Tit…

Jojo For Vintage Jailbait Memories…

Some Kim K Looking Like the Danny Devito’s Penguin…

Some Nicki Minaj Monster…

Someone Invited the Tits from the Blurred Lines Video!

Oh Shit- and a Hooters Girl!! Straight from Florida…

Rihanna Couldn’t Be There so they Sent her Body Double…

The chubby Vag that Fucks John Legend’s Wallet was There Too!

Now Bieber Crying…

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2015

31

Aug

Rita Ora’s Star Pasties of the Day

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Rihanna Part 2…or Rihanna Back-Up…or Rihanna’s Busty Body Double…or Rihanna Impersonator who will call you racist for comparing her to Rihanna, because she aspires to be Rihanna, but in breaking free from being seen as a Back-Up Rihanna, in case Rihanna dies of a drug overdose, like most people, needs to use racism to get out of being seen as Rihann, even though Rihanna sees her trying to be Rihanna too, it’s just that obvious….

She goes by Rita Ora…which rhyles with Rihanna, if said fast enough, and I guess it’s just part of her marketing, like fucking producers, label people, and wearing pasties under underwear, since her tits…these tits…are a huge part of her campaign….

But that fact though…seriously…

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2015

31

Aug

Saskia de Brauw Naked for Vogue September of the Day

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Saskia de Brauw is an old dutch model, not to be confused with an old Dutch oven, or an Old Dutch bag of potato chips, or an old Dutch wooden shoe, because she’s got big old dutch titties and I have POSTED Them old dutch Tittiess BEFORE …because I am so current and on top of everything old dutch models with big titties do…

Like this shoot for Vogue, which is pretty fucking naked, but tasteful and artistic, so different than when I take pics of topless girls for masturbation purposes, because you can’t see her clit or bush, even though all I want is her clit and bush…that’s how you fantasize about cumming on them…obviously…

What I am trying to say is how is this fashion? Because it’s a model with an agency, like 90 percent of girls, or because it’s a fashion magazine, seems like a lot of bullshit…but I am into this kind of bullshit, thanks to the tits…..

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2015

31

Aug

Gigi Hadid in a Bikini for Instagram of the Day

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Spoiled, overrated, model because her mom was a model and her dad still fucks models her age, Gigi Hadid, is one of the most aggressively marketed creatures with little to no talent, but with money and egotistical parents that want to be the next Kardashians, thanks to being vapid idiots, so they throw that money and PR people, who can manipulate the media and that can create an instagram following using her LA rich kid access, that can create a modeling career, since modeling is a joke – photographers will shoot anyone and magazines will feature anyone…as long as they have an audience…advertisers like audiences…

Well now she’s dating virgin, who isn’t a virgin, but pretended to be cuz it got him more pussy, Jonas brother…

But more importantly, posting these kinds of pics to the internet…bikini selfie porn…

The more entertaining thing about Gig Hadid, is that her sister got jealous, like all rich kid sisters, and is raining on her parade….stealing her job and contacts…to have her own career…with Victoria’s Secret…because that’s what bratty whining gets you…

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2015

31

Aug

Tove Lo Flashing Brazil of the Day

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Tove LO…the Stay High chick…with this solid fucking song….flahed her tits again,…

She likes showing her tits…and that is the kind of new age pan sexual feminism I can appreciate, because it’s not feminist at all, but rather giving dudes masturbation material, while pretending it’s to say “girls have tits and should show them if they want”….because it’s fair, and dudes on the sideline are like “Hell yes you should”… assuming you can still jerk off to a good set of tits, like it was the 90s and they were all you had to jerk off to, seeing as porn is so dull, repetetive, fake and this Tove Lov tit…is real, despite possibly being implants…

Here she is in concert….in Brazil…

Here’s another video of her in concert in BRazil…

Here’s another video of her flashing her tits back in May because it is good PR…

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2015

31

Aug

Taylor Swift Sex Scene in New Video of the Day

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I don’t know when Taylor Swift decided she was Lana Del Rey…but I guess being a hack, pandering to the most basic emotions in teen girls, with simplistic garbage songs that have made her the most powerful act in Hollywood, the kind of non threatening, basic, act that all of Hollywood, who aren’t as confident in themselves as she is, are flocking to, because they want a bit of that glory, you know like having dinner with God…only in this case god is a highly marketed, singer/songwriter, who just made accessible content and won…

Now, like Miley dropping an album about her dead fish as soon as the VMAs ended, Taylor Swift dropped this video, where the proceeds go to animal conservation thanks to her being rich as fuck and not needing money…also a great marketing angle to get people to watch and to get producers to cast her in serious hollywood movies, which we know they are already in talks about, and the highlight was the PG-13 sex scene…a little make out session like Taylor has every night of the week with different dudes because that’s her thing…

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