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2015

28

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

It turns out that telling a girl who is paranoid to meet you off the internet and thinks you’ll rape and kill her…and says she thinks you will rape and kill her…only to respond that it would take a really special girl to make me rape and kill them…doesn’t put her at ease…

But seriously, why would I rape and kill just any girl and sacrifice my freeedom to do it…it just makes no sense…

Here are some stepLINKS….

Mirror Selfies
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Bond Girl of the Day
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Someone Else Gave Birth to Lucy Liu’s Baby
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Some Fame Whore in a Bikini Named Jessica Melody
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Some Rita Ora Pasties…
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Alessandra Ambrosio in Shorts!
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Miley VS Nicki Minaj
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News Bloopers of the Day
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Girls in Sunglasses
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Lindsay Pelas in a Bikini with Big Tits
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Still loving Miley Pasties
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2015

27

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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Sometimes, amazing things happen…other times…you try convincing a girl you met on tinder to show you her pussy at a restaurant after a few minutes of talking about meaty vaginas…because you’ve seen pics of her…only to see that she’s got a meatier vagina than the photo led you to believe…to which you suggest she get a labia reduction…which apparenlty…is a cockblock…so when a girl shows you her vagina, pretend you love it, if you want to get your dick in it…the plastic surgery angle is a fail…

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Here are some stepLINKS…

Girls on their Knees
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Girl Stole Car – Dancing for Cops
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Rita Ora’s X-Factor Promos
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Chelsea Handler…Apple Pussy
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Stacy Keibler Nipples
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Stripper who Banged Josh Duggar Tits…
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Lindsey Pelas Big Tits
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Girls DABBING
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Just a Fucking Idiot and a Bike
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Hilary Duff Fat Ass in Leggings
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Nick Cannon’s Shoe CLoset
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Abigail Clancy Panty Flash….
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Angelina Jolie…on the Red Carpet…
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Serena Williams Kissing Drake
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The Caitlin Jenner Costume is Amazing
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Mug Shot of the Day
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Miley Cyrus Pasties for Kimmel….
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Kylie Jenner gone Clubbing…
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Kids Eat Lunches from Around the World
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Amber Heard’s Insane Pants
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Jessica Simpson’s got Huge Tits
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Neighbor of the Day
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Best Celebrity Butts
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People Hate this NEwspaper Cover
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Pictures of Summer
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Derrick Rose Might have Drugged, Gang Raped his Girlfriend
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Vanessa Hudgens Hotter than Usual
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Demi Lovato Says She NEver Flicked a Fan’s Vagina
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Jason Statham – Every Punch Ever
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My Kind of Driver
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Idiot Shoots Kid in the Head
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Bai LIng is Amazing
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Fastest Man in the World – VS a Segway
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Girls Who Aren’t in Bras
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Slut of the Day
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Titties Smoke Weed in Heels
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Nicole Trunfio Nude
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Just a Prolapse at the Beach
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Bike Seat of the Day
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The Hottest and Dirtiest Cam Whore Ever
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Greek Sluts!
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I support these kinds of Lesbians
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Some Big Tits!
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Ass Massage of the day
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PORN GIFS!!
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2015

27

Aug

Lindsay Lohan Pretends She Doesn’t Care What You Think of the Day

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Lohan posted the above MEME to her instagram.

I know what you’re thinking. How could anyone not like Lohan, I mean she’s the single greatest thing to have happened the last 30 years. Sure her body of work is pretty low level, but her celebrity, mainly based on being made fun of by the unsupportive media, that seemed to want her delicate soul to fail, while her family that extorted her, her friends who used her to get seen in the paparazzi, and me, because I love her…just wanted her to succeed…

But I guess, Lohan, feels like she can’t please everyone, especially not me, because has ignored my formal requests for her herpes while she breasts feeds me….

And instead of letting that bring her down in some sort of fit of rage and self destruction with drugs….and sex with transgendered DJs…

She’s learned to accept it…I guess she’s growing as a person…but her tits…stay the same..thanks to being silicone…

That said – PageSix Reports – Lohan was raped and drugged…and ran around naked at a wedding in good old fashion Lohan….

Lindsay Lohan claimed she was “slipped a mickey” at the wedding…“Lindsay left the reception early,” said a source. “She’d gone back to her villa and was running around naked saying she was drugged.” We hear “it was one thing after the next [with Lohan]” …“Lindsay was painting her nails during the ceremony and looking at her phone,” said a spy. And while DJing one event with an “Eyes Wide Shut” theme, LiLo “got upset when she thought someone took her photo. She was speaking in a British accent, ‘Who took the photo? Don’t be an idiot.’ She kept playing Brandy’s ‘The Boy Is Mine,’” said the source…A report said Lohan claimed she had jewelry stolen at the nuptials.

Memories….

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2015

27

Aug

Kim Kardashian is the Tranny in the Family of the Day

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I know we’ve all seen Kim Kardashian’s vagina, or what we think was her vagina, but based on her Botox, over-made-up face, I would like to re-watch the Kim Kardashian sex tape, to really see if there is every a shot of her face and pussy in the same frame…because I’m thinking maybe…the black dick we all thought belonged to Ray J…was actually Kims….

I know this pregnancy thing ruins this theory, but Kanye’s sexuality supports where I am going with this…and that is that Kim K, is a chick with a dick….and tits..tits…she’s being coy about showing because that’s her model face…or maybe it’s just her tranny face that can’t move due to the botox…whatever…

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2015

27

Aug

Sarah Jessica Parker in a Bathing Suit of the Day

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Sarah Jessica Parker wore a bathing suit in Ibiza where she was probably rollin’ on Molly at some EDM party, dancing on the speaker and loving the way the hard grinding bass vibrations felt against her old, practically dead, but not dead yet, cunt…

She’s always been one of these polarizing figures, not because she’s interesting, or because her marriage with a homosexual is hot to me, but because she was on a show about sex, with a face I never wanted to have sex with, I’m not that kind of equestrian….but her tits…on her tiny well dressed body…while talking about getting fucked like she was a gay man, or in her case, her husband….overpowered her face…

So here she is older, in a bathing suit, still with tits and terrifying face and I am reminded that I have jerked off to her…it was pre-internet…but is still the mind fuck of the day…let’s sit back and ponder that..

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2015

27

Aug

Rita Ora’s Panty Flash of the Day

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Rita Ora, Rihanna Impersonator and girl who fucks her way into a record deal and fan base, when not showing the paparazzi her tits, had her first American concert apparently…and the whole thing was boring, except the gratuitous titties in pasties, like some 1930s stripper, when nipples were illegal on strippers, trying to be interesting and seductive because she knows, as much as we know, that her talent alone can’t carry her, so she’s gotta keep refining her Hollywood Boulevard act to stand out amongst the Batman impersonator, the Elvis Impersonator, and the Michael Jackson impersonator, all blocking her stage in front of the Chinese theater….

Here’s a video…

Here are more pics of her Tits in Pasties CLICK HERE

Here’s a video of her in concert…

Here she is boring in concert…seriously boring in concert CLICK HERE

Here she is on a date with Wiz Khalifa CLICK HERE

Here is her see through shirt and pasties…

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2015

27

Aug

Gisele’s Creepy Dance Video of the Day

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Gisele did a weirdo dance video for Stuart Weitzman and it is was weird as fuck…

I guess drag queens, you know men who like performing as women, sometimes on Tuesday night at the local cabaret, other times in life as a Victoria’s Secret model, turned “Mom” and wife to some cheating NFL player…all while getting richer than god, despite being from the streets of Brazil…like most of the tranny sex workers of brazil…just love dancing..

It’s like I’ve never met a Drag queen that didn’t like dance…

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2015

27

Aug

Hilary Duff Fat Mom Ass in Leggings of the Day

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So….Hilary Duff has a massive ass and legs that black guys, and apparently pro hockey players and her fan base that used to jerk off to her in the 90s still jerk off to, because they like when the pussy they fuck with gets older and older and older….because when the pussy you jerk off to ages……it feels like your relationship is real…like she’s actually your wife and not just your fantasy wife…because you’re that lonely…

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2015

27

Aug

Selena Gomez Leveraging Taylor Swift or Taylor Swift Leveraging Everyone of the Day

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Taylor Swift…has been clever enough to become best friends with pretty much everything and everyone, in her quest to take over the world, in this world that is filled with socially acceptable behavior, because thanks to Facebook, no one tells each other to fuck off the way we once would, but instead we want them to follow our shit, like our shit, and help grow our relevance so that we too can be influencers…while telling people they are cunts, or starting one too many fights makes people think you’re just a bitch, and no one, except me, like bitches…

Sure she’s got her Katy Perry cuz they fuck the same dude beef, it adds to both their profiles, makes them look like they are more than just smiling retards who love everyone, and in Taylor’s case she does, as long as she’s the top alpha the other periods sync to, you know on her turf, at her concert, at her party, at her house, where the entrance fee is letting her fuck your man and all their freinds to give her material to sing about…

It is pretty phoney bitch behavior….I never trust the public BFF hustle, especially when there’s money involved…like this…but maybe you’ll find it hot, erotic, sexy, in some way or another because you’re fucking weird…

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Justin Timberlake was also there….and Ellen…in what was some weirdo variety show since eeveryone loves Taylor swift…weird…

A video posted by Taylor Swift (@taylorswift) on Aug 27, 2015 at 1:55am PDT

Here is Selena doing a Taylor Swift impression…

BONUS – Pics from Paris Match of Taylor’s Lover/ Human Barbie Doll…because why not..

Some Taylor Swift for the Win…

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2015

27

Aug

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Workout of the Day

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I have no idea why Rosie Huntington-Whiteley was one of my favorite models all these years…

I mean there’s really no reason for it, I’m not a bald dude, I am not into Transformers, she’s not all that great, and I don’t give a fuck about women from the UK and their silly accents like they are pretending to be Mary Poppins…we get it, you’re sophisticated you English cunt…

I don’t care about Jason Strathen, I don’t care about any of the work she’s done, except some of the nude stuff, and making Megan Fox realize a vapid model who doesn’t even act is better at acting than her…

I guess I just like that she looks like a straight up bitch, you know the kind of girl you see in a restaurant being rude to the staff, and I just get off to girls who are mean, especially towards me…I find it exciting….

So let’s watch her to doggy style position exercises that never look this good while jerking off at the gym….

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