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Emma Roberts is Pregnant and Ashley Benson is in a Thong in Bikinis of the Day

Suki Waterhouse Flashes her Ass of the Day

Em Rata and her Muppet Face of the Day

Halle Berry in a Lingerie Outfit Despite Being 100 of the Day

2015

Aug

Miley Cyrus Instagram Erotica of the Day

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Miley Cyrus pulled own her pants in W Magazine…and I guess pulled out her tits…showing off her TUMBLR Feminst armpit hair, that is trendy…and posted it on Instagram…

I’ve already posted the pictures from the shoot where MILEY WAS FED CAKE …and these pics are probably included, but when a celebrity feels the need to post soft core erotica to social media, I like to notice…even if it at the point of boring…

But I like to give her some credit and I like to think that there is this complicated, complex, possibly genius person with so many intense layer that make up Miley Cyrus. I figure if you’re raised on TV, by Disney , in Hollywood, by New-Rich hicks with a one hit wonder and a stripper..becoming a commodity everyone wanted a piece of a young age, trusting no one…being introverted and weird…like an actual artist…

Even if she’s really just a puppet…eating avacado…and avocado eating puppet..

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2015

Aug

Victoria’s Secret Models for Fitness of the Day

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Stella Maxwell, Jasmine Tookes, Elsa Hosk, Martha Hunt and Romee Strijd proved that they are puppets for Victoria’s Secret…getting paid when they read some Victoria’s Secret product detail script pretty much squirting in female ejaculation all over the product…because like their sugar daddy’s…these sports bras dangle money in front of their hooker faces…

Not to mention, they are getting that stamp of approval from society with that Victoria’s Secret tag tattooed on their robot, vapid model asses….

There’s something pretty hysterical about watching fully made-up girls working out, popping their booties, is just silly…and for some reason erotic…because I’ve been to gyms before and all I saw was fat older women who looked like the smelled struggling to use the elliptical…rather than this…

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2015

Aug

Andreea Diaconu in Lingerie for Lindex of the Day

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I really have no idea whether lingerie photoshoots excite people anymore…I just know that they don’t excite me…

It’s not because I am into dudes or trannies or face fucking rape porn….

It’s because this shit is so oversaturated, and we’ve seen it all before…

So who is Andreea Diaconu, probably some useless model who fucked Jake Gylenhaall or another celebrity, and who will be planning on settling down when she finds a billionaire..

Same story as so many girls before her…and these are pics of her getting naked, or half naked, for money and to generate some buzz to help secure her prince charming…like so many strippers before her, who sit around waiting for the dream man to walk in and sweep them away, only this is fashion and classier, the lingerie has less yeast infections, but not necessarily, in my experience or knowledge, models are as dirty if not dirtier than street hookers, because models don’t use condoms with guys who fuck street hookers…

Doesn’t matter….or does it…maybe it does…who knows…go take a selfie, that’s all you want to do right now, I already know.

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2015

Aug

Tantrum by a Recently Dumped Girl and Other Videos of the Day

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The Dude Who Fucked 3 Dogs and a Horse…

Old Lady Robbed at a Church

The Creepy Cop Who Got Arrested for Harrassing Women…He Takes the Passenger out of the Car to take pics of her tits…only to find her on Facebook where he hits her up for 2 months…

Snake at the Chinese Restaurant…

Failed Suicide of the Day

Man Tasered for Throwing a Brick at Police Headquarters…

Dude Jumping in Front of the Train….

Downhill Skateboarding

Little Kid VS First Day of School

Drunk Driver VS Head-On Crash..

Canadian Cops Shoot a Dog and I Hate Them For That…

Racist Australian

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I don’t recommend hiring Jared from Subway to babysit your kids, or for movie recomendations, he’s not really a Siskel or Ebert, but then again I don’t recommend him for much, even his taste in sandwiches, which was his career is questionable,

I wouldn’t worry about the Ashley Madison cheating on your wife, or is your wife cheating on you, situation….it’s safe to assume that everyone cheats on everyone….especially when in prison that is marriage.

Today…I got yelled at by a girl who sends me the craziest nudes because I asked her for nudes and she told me I just use her for nudes…I am surprised it took her a year to figure that out…and I am mourning the loss of her vagina pics…good thing I have thousands more…

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Girls in Short White Shorts
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The Ashley Madison Hack Happened
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What Happens to your Luggage at the Airport
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Ali Michael in Sheer Lingerie….
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14 Counts of Soliciting Sex with Minors….
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Big Tits n a Bra
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Trump Takes on Facebook….
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Mad Max GoKart Paintball War
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Slow Motion Pistol Shot
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Some Fame Whore Trashin a Bikini
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2015

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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Today, I realize that I have a working knowledge of pretty much everything, which is a pretty solid strategy when it comes to seducing girls on tinder, because “I have a titty blog, yes, like a 15 year old boy, no it doesn’t make money, yes, no one cares about it, but I still do it, because it’s a distraction from all my failures, while being my greatest failure”…doesn’t always get the ass and pussy pics….

So I’ve playing a pediatric plastic surgeon who rebuilds accidented youth,like god… which is better than a pediatric gynecology, which was Jared from Subway’s dream job, before he got side tracked by sadwiches…much like sandwiches but more pathetic…

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Halle Berry’s Bra is Good
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Jessica ALba is Business Casual
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Awesome Tits on Halle Berry
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Nicki Minaj Nipples
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Charlotte McKinney’s Broken Face Doesn’t Matter Because #TITS
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Gwyneth Paltrow’s Mom Tits
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Rose McGowan’s Nipples
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Amber Rose is a Madam
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Slut of the Day
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Naked Fencing
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Big tits Busting out of Small Shirts
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Katy Perry Built Like a School Bus
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Mike Epps Caught Cheating By Wife on Twitter
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Summer Weed Smoking in a Bikini
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Taylor Swift’s Boyfirned is a Little Bitch
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Gerard Butler and a Bitch in a Bikini
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Donald Trump VS Heidi Klum…
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Kimberly Garner’s Almost Panty Flash of the Day
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Lindsay Pelas Has Huge Tits
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Guess How Old this Porn Stars ARe
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Rosie O’Donnel’s Daughter Wasn’t Kidnapped
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Some Topless Girls From Social Media
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Sharon Stone Braless
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Fame Whore Nipple
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Jennifer Hawkins in a Bikini
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A Bunch of Fan Girls
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Kylie Jenner in St Barts
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Emma Stone – in Blue Dress….
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Girls Wiht Dimples
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Dakota Fanning Legs
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Kylie Jenner Pasties
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Em Rata is Such a Whore
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Anne Hathaway Bikini
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Em Rata Tight JEans..Weird Belly Button
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Some Babe on a Smoke Break
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Hottest POV pics of a Babe
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Just a Girl with a Wet Fucking Pussy
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Asshole of the Day
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Big Ass Secretary
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Slutty Girl Smoking Weed
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Cheating BF gets Burned
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2015

Aug

Kylie and Kendall in Bikini Selfies of the Day

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With the news of Jared from Subway pleading guilty on child pornography charges, because clearly the dude was a creepy pervert all along, he just managed to distract the world with his weight loss gimmick and million dollar pay out….

I figured I should post pictures of the no longer underage, but pretty much 30 year old look the last 5 years, Kylie Jenner and her sister, in what looks like a face tuned photo, giving them an unhuman waist to hip ratio, because up until this past week, her tranny face she got from her father, made so many men creepy, borderline sex offenders…mainly Tyga who was fucking her…openly, and not punished for it…

I guess it is safe to say this family is the fucking worst…below average at best…yet celebrated for being vapid, money grupping, brats…in bikinis…

Did I mention they are in bikinis, because bikinis, like sex tapes, make people relevant..

Posted in:Kylie Jenner|SFW

2015

Aug

Salma Hayek’s Menopausal Body in a Bikini of the Day

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Salma Hayek was out in public in a bikini…and there’s nothing sexier than a woman with massive tits we all used to jerk off to in the 90s…who still has those tits because she hasn’t had breast cancer …still rocking the bikini….while probably going through menopause because she’s old..which would explain why she’s boxy….

No wait, there’s nothing SEXY about a woman a woman with massive tits we all used to jerk off to in the 90s…who still has those tits because she hasn’t had breast cancer …still rocking the bikini….while probably going through menopause because she’s old..which would explain why she’s boxy….

I mean…except fo the tits…they are big…

Here are the pics set to some Jazzy Jazz

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Salma Hayek|SFW

2015

Aug

Vanessa Hudgens One Piece of the Day

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Vanessa Hudgens posted a series of videos of her in a one piece…doing some jittery gif type movement that I guess she thought was futuristic or cool…until one of her fans with epilepsy dies in a convulsion…ruining the fun for everyone else….who like seeing twitching titties in a one piece vibrate like it was 1999 and you were loading a PORN gif on dial up internet…

Vanessa Hudgens is always so innovative..from nude selfies rocking her feminist bush..to this…and despite being relatively insignificant, she’s Disney trained and the only High School musical tits I believe will release more nudes…or get nude in movies…but I guess I only know two High School musical girls and the other one is just a nose.

TO SEE PICS OF HER BRALESS – CLICK HERE

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel|SFW|Vanessa Hudgens

2015

Aug

Big Kate Upton in CR Fashion Book of the Day

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Kate Upton is a plus sized model and the fact that they didn’t package her as one from Day one, is just a ridiculous lie, forcing her to photoshop the fuck out of herself, or more importantly, book some relevant fashion book called CR, that is apparently prestigious to get, all while rocking a Hilary Clinton body, complete with a fucking sweater wrapped around her waste, like an insecure girl at the pool, or going for a jog, or wearing leggings, because she knows her ass and belly are garbage…

Instead of just embracing her huge fucking tits…and dumpy ass body and saying “I am plus sized, we fooled you all, and here is my gut” as she eats a fucking pie..or cake, or both, because she’s fat…

Posted in:Kate Upton|SFW