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2015

27

Jul

Khloe Kardashian’s in Complex of the Day

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Khloe Kardashian, OJ Simpson’s daughter with the evil Kardashian mother…

The one who people would debate is not actually human, before realizing that science discovered that AFRICAN is actually 100 percent Human, while white people are only 95 percent Human and percent neanderthal… interesting stuff…considering this bitch looks 95 percent neanderthal….

But Khloe is still a monster…But we’ll just pretend she’s Armenian and her people survived the genocide to create her….and her sister survived being a pornstar before America’s Sweetheart Ryan Seacrest gave them a TV Show, because he loves pornstar…and apparently Cocaine..because Armenians are so loved in Los Angeles….

She’s on her own hustle, getting her own talk show, because America loves her, and it is only natural that she become Oprah of her generation…because she has the audience, and is the big one…

In doing that, she’s doing media, showing off her plastic surgery that turned her into a hip hop video vixen looking plastic face monster…

Perfect to do a fitness erotic shoot for an “urban” magazine…that once featured me…

I hate to say she looks hot, because she’s a kardashian and I am a firm beleiver they should all be killed off…

Here’s the pics…

But she looks hot…here’s the Video… CLICK HERE

Here’s the video.

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2015

27

Jul

Jessica Simpson’s in a One Piece Bathing Suit of the Day

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Here’s some Jessica Simpson in a one piece bathing suit…showing off her jacked legs, her broad bulldog shoulders, and her narrow hips that you’d expect would be more feminine because she’s had those two kids, and she’s not old enough to hit menopause yet, but she is old enough to be irrelevant, while sitting on her mountain of money a decade after she was a massive star with her own reality show all thanks to her gay father who loved making as much money as he could…in order to have a good life filled with fucking young twinks into his retirement…

I guess what I’m trying to say is…look at Jessica Simpsons tits….because she’s got them, despite the weight loss…and I’ll venture to say…she’ll probably have them for the rest of her life, unless shes the 1 in 10 women who gets breast cancer…thanks to all the chemicals and hormones in our food … especially the junk food she spent a good 10 years addicted to when she Brian Wilsoned herself into obesity…before Weight Watchers made her 10 million dollars to get to this…

Yay.

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2015

27

Jul

Brawl at Disney and Other Videos of the Day

I Guess Girls Do Shit…

Bridge Collapses

Dude Waits Around to Punch Arrested Dude

Bank Beatdown

Street Vendor of the Day

Subway Worker Hits Dude Who Pulled Out His Dick

Angry Woman in the Bus…

Grocery Shopping in Venezuala LOoks Pretty Overwhelming with all the Options

Cop Throws Himself Under a Suicidal Man to Break the Fall

White Guy Tells Black Guy He Can’t BBQ Because of the Smoke..

Mob Robbery…in Ohio

Mother Saves Child…But Gets Eaten By Escalator…WTF

Chinese Man Pulls His Dick Out when Fighting With Neighbor….what…

Redneck Fight…

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2015

27

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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There was a comedy festival in Montreal this past weekend, and I accidentally agreed to go to two shows, even though I hate comedy, and both of those shows featured some chick who you’d probably want to fuck, even though she’s a female comedian and just relies on dick sucking, abortion, period jokes….and she did the same fucking set two days in a row…joke for joke…two days in a row….

And it reminded me how lame comedy is, it’s like these assholes decide “I’m funny, I make my friends laugh”…then they spend a year creating 45 minutes of dialog, practicing the timing and every single word, over and over, in efforts to make people laugh…it’s like they are trying to make people laugh, and I’m sure you know people who try to make you laugh…they’re the worst…

That, with a couple of masturbating girls who let me watch them masturbate…

Here are some morning links…it’s summer….why aren’t you outside…

Some Huge Fucking Tits
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Whitney Houston’s Heir Died at 22…
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35 of the Bill Cosby Accusers
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Some Random No Name Chick in a Bikini
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Shia LABeouf Got in a Violent Fight!
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Random Morning Bikini Action
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Snoop Dog Arrested
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Transit Officer Pepper Sprays Crowd
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Thigh Gaps!
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These Sluts DO Anything You Tell Them To For Free…better Than A Girlfriend…
CLICK HERE

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2015

24

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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Eveyrday may be the weekend to me -but I still get annoyed when I read about other people’s excitement for it being friday, I find it totally fucking depressing….not because I have nothing to look forward to the next two days, or because I hate socializing with these 9 to 5ers, but because if everyone is so pumped it’s Friday, why the fuck do they spend 5 out of 7 days working…it makes no fucking sense…and would be depressing if I had feelings beyond “I’m thirsty” and “I’m tired” and “I want a blowjob”….

I mean get it together humans, what is this silly life you live…”Oh yeah, we’re free for 48 hours, let’s go”…fucking idiots…

While I hope to fuck at least one idiot…Because if she actually let me fuck her, she’d clearly not be to smart…right..

OMG it’s the fucking weekend…OMG it’s friday…OMG!

That said, Send nudes…

Here are some links..

Mirror Selfies..
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Hulk Hogan is a Racist Fuck
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Swedish Hooker in a THong
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ALligator Found ROaming the NYC Strets
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A Couple of Amazing Titty Pulled Out Fame Whores
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Demi Lovato’s Ass in LIngerie for her Music Video
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Kendall Jenner Ass in Jeans
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Guy Rescues Drone with Another Drone
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Skater Grinds a Porsche
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Hailee Steinfeld in a Bra Top of the Day
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Nicki Minaj in a See Through Thong on Good Morning America
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Lip Slip of the Day
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Janet Jackson NEw Video
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Justene Jaro is the Slut of the Day
CLICK HERE

Kimberly Garner in a Bikini…
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Pool JUmp Fail
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Evil Stare When Cameraman is Caught…..
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Mirror Selfies
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Britney Spears Fan Video
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Katy Perry is SIngle Again
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Rihanna’s Newest See Through
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Joe Jonas and Gigi Hadid in Love
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Naomi Campbell to Be On AMerican Horrror Story
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Some Twats in a Bikini
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The “It’s Friday” Girl – Rebecca Black – At a Premiere
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Karlie Kloss Sweaty for a Magazine
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Husky Thinks She’s a Cat
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Jenna Dewan Cleavage
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Kids Try to Explain Adultery
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Michael Jackson Wanted to Play Jarjar Binks
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Leo’s New Girlfriend in a Bikini
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Arianny Celeste Lingerie
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Girls Bending…
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Sean Penn is Casting a 1 Day Old Baby
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Aubrey Plaza in a Bikini
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Bride Gets Knocked The Fuck Out
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We Can Soon Genetically ENgineer Babies
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These Sluts DO Anything You Tell Them To For Free…better Than A Girlfriend…
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No Vagina SHould Be Treated Like THis
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Corncob Dildo
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Get Your Naked News
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Girl Pulls Her Boobs Out
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Sexy Shot Gunning Weed
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20 Questions with a Pornstar You Don’t Care About
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Swinging Utters
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Naked Girl and A Blunt
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Big Oiled Up Tits
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Latina Chick Rockin’ Jeans
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Hot as Fuck Stoned Girl
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Get Pussy on This Site of the Day
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2015

24

Jul

Kylie Jenner Graduates High School of the day

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Kylie Jenner graduated high school…

It’s a big day for her Assistant who did all her homework, because she was too busy getting her face jacked up at the family plastic surgeon to look like a 45 year old housewife of Beverly Hills, which also looks like a porn chick, and/or stripper, even if it’s just a lot of clown make-up and not actual surgery, it’s not cute…for a 17 year old….or really for anyone, unless may they are in their 70s, trying to hang on, because at that point in your life, who gives a fuck, make everyday Halloween…

Her family had a big party where they all twerked, rubbed up on each other, probably made it a storyline in their show, that I can proudly say I’ve never seen…where everyone was just there because they were getting paid…and had no choice…as they texted…away…mom and dad no where to be found…but the Saquatch one demonstrated how her ass implants work…

The whole thing…VERY weird…creepy even….but would have been pretty perfect for a setting of a horror movie or mass killing..

Stop shooting up Movie Theaters crazy people, start shooting up the demons polluting our society…while I stare at their tits…

Posted in:Kylie Jenner|SFW

2015

24

Jul

Natalie Imbruglia is No Longer Lying Naked on the Floor of the Day

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She has taken her money from that song, and is lying in a bikini in some luxurious, not polluted setting….but she doesn’t turn on her roots, like Jenny from the Block, she’s pulled out her tit, to be as close to lying naked on the floor as she can for the paparazzi…

If you don’t like that, here’s Elle Macpherson lying naked on a yacht because her “bikini modling” has got her a “billionaire husband”…and yachts is something billionaires do..

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2015

24

Jul

Amanda Bynes Lives of the DAy

I think it’s safe to say that this didn’t work out how I hoped it would…

You see I am not a violent person and I don’t wish death upon all people, even if I think people are idiots, but I do like seeing how things like prostituting your child pans out when she grows up and gets access to her money…in what is a no childhood, probably unstable existence….

So Amanda Bynes, who was so fun at one point, turning it around to look like a hip hop video vixen, on some Amber Rose Nicki Minaj shit…is less fun when she’s not in the midst of a break down..

I mean her breakdown was fun…this is just boring as fuck

I guess I just like chaos…and Failing…that is actually winning…rather than medicated and safe…these are our puppets…make them dance like the monkeys they are…you know when inviting them to your event was a liability…

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TO SEE THE REST OF HER SURVIVAL PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Amanda Bynes|SFW

2015

24

Jul

Nicki Minaj in her See Through Good Morning America Outfit of the Day

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Yesterday, I was walking down the street and the girl in front of me was wearing a pair of leggings that I assume she had no idea were totally fucking shredded…

Meaning, like a run in her pantyhose, that shit happened to her whole ass area, in a the pants couldn’t take it anymore, she was fatter than she though, squeezed into a smaller size than she though, and they just fucking exploded … and she had no idea…

I tried to take the pic, to post to instagram, as you do when you see people embarrassing themselves, rather than tell them so they don’t continue walking down a busy street ass out, because I figure it’s part of some comedy act or some shit…and I don’t need t be on Candid Camera or a youtube prank show…

It was sloppy, gross even, but wasn’t nearly as sloppy as this inappropriate, not fit for TV, or ever, fat chick in revealing clothes shit…

NICKI MINAJ IS AS MUCH A MONSTER…AS SHE IS AN IDENTITY CRISIS…

I have no idea why that was in caps…my computer has a mind of it’s own…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS

Posted in:Nicki Minaj|SFW

2015

24

Jul

Crista Cober for Numero of the Day

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Her name is Crista Cober…

She seems like she could be Canadian…fuck Canadaians….possibly Jewish, fuck Canadians, because you can’t say much about that other thing, since they own the media and thus the world, and I am a fan of them, but fuck Canadians…but I can’t be sure, I don’t follow her on instagram, which to me means that we’re practically dating, especially since she’s only got 500 real fans…making me 1 – out of – 500 people she can ignore but still sees all the attention I give her..

I haven’t figured out where I’m going with this, but she’s the cover girl of Numero, which is probably a huge deal for her…meaning I missed my shot, and not based on every second pic of her on her internet being up on some male model dude…but because once these girls get a cover they turn evil…

I guess what I’m trying to say is…

Cool pictures bro…

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