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2015

24

Jul

Edie Campbell for Love Magazine of the Day

I am going to assume that Edie Campbell is the heriess to Campbell soup….

And I’m sticking to that…

Because I’m not sticking it to her…

Sicne we don’t know each other and if we did we probably wouldn’t get along, you know with her whole being British and a model..and me thinking she’s too tall…and her thinking I’m too short and fat…it’d never work..

But I’ll still look at her tits…because nipples used to be something sacred I could exploit and now they are so mainstream and boring, yet advertisers still think I’m porn…

Fuck those guys..even if you’d rather be fucking this guy..

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2015

24

Jul

Demi Lovato’s Ass in Lingerie for Shitty Music of the Day

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Bull Dyke who I assume Pegs FES from That 70s show, because he had his penis abducted by Lohan’s alien pussy early on in her slut existence, before he settled down with this crazy, thick necked, mayan looking monster, who is “bi polar” and I guess “bi sexual”, and down to have a good old time when not making shitty must for idiot kids that are still fans of hers from the early 2000s….and why not do it edgy by showing the world your ass…or at least enough of you ass for a grown man like me to notice and think it was noteworthy and worth bringing to your attention, because talking about Demi Lovato is totally normal behavior..for grown men..

This girl has an insane fucking fan base, I guess it’s the latin thing, and the crazy thing, all piled together and squeezed into fetish gear, while being average at best in cute…and below average in caliber of her shit music…

I guess what I am saying is that we don’t need more fat chicks in lingerie.

Posted in:Demi Lovato|SFW

2015

24

Jul

Kate Hudson in a Bikini of the Day

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Here’s a little Kate Hudson belly in a bikini….Because this is what the world needs more of…Kate Hudson half naked….because everyone else has already fucked her.

She’s the daughter of a a celebrity who became a celebrity on her own, and in the process burned through as many dudes as she could…as long as they were famous…making me assume this is just a shell, and everything inside her, trying to push out of her, you know memories of random actors, and what’s left of her soul…

She must be 40 by now, a mom of two, and when put in that context…alright…I guess…

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Posted in:Kate Hudson|SFW

2015

24

Jul

Samantha Hoopes for Stone Fox Sweat of the Day

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Take a 20,000 dollar a night “model”….who will do virtually anything for 20,000 dollars, and instead of using her to her full potential, you know because she is known for being a “bikini” model…yes a “bikini model”…who was in “Sports Illustrated”….because she’s a “bikini model”…and I am not putting “bikini model” in quotes…like it is supposed to mean she’s a sugar baby hooker who bangs billionaires….or maybe I am…

But if I was a billionaire, I probably wouldn’t bother banging this one, when I can have all of them, probably at the same time, but I would definitely hire them to do great things…like wipe my ass with their tongue because if you’re paying that kind of money for something, that is only there because you are paying that kind of money, then why use toilet paper.

Or you can put her in fitness clothing campaign…that seems like a genius use of her “bikini modeling” capabilities….

Posted in:Samantha Hoopes|SFW

2015

24

Jul

Tamara Derkach is Amazing in Polanski No. 4 of the Day

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I don’t think this si TAMARA DERKACH on facebook, but I could be wrong…maybe it is a diversion, maybe these pics of her are from many years ago, maybe this is who she is without hair and make-up…because who the fuck is Tamara Derkach…other than her rhyming with Cock..and her willingness to get naked, I think we’ve got all we need on her….

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2015

24

Jul

Ashley Benson Channels Kate Upton of the Day

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I guess Ashley Benson is a bit of a shape shifter on her NYC trip promoting some movie that she plays some kind of nerd action star in….

A promo tour she’s contractually obliged to do, but that I guess she’s doing to show off her real talent or super power of an actress…

And that is being able to go from a see through top wearing, broad backed, built like monster Kate Upton, all thick and sloppy and disgusting….

To a 45 year old mom out on the town after her divorce went through…talent…

Here she is in a Towel for snapchat…

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Posted in:Ashely Benson|SFW

2015

24

Jul

Kendall Jenner for Estee Lauder of the Day

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Looks like a porn shoot to me…and I’ve been on porn shoots so I know…

Naked girl, in bed…for “fashion”…

Seems pretty suspicious to me you gang of fucking perverts doing your pervert things…

I guess when your existence is based on a hooker and a pornstar sister….

Getting naked in bed is considered benefiting from all the shit her mom and sister had to stick in their mouths…you know like when you meet a cab driver or blue collar laborer who slaved so that his kids could be doctors or lawyers, but the slut version…

I mean shes’ getting paid, so that makes it ok, that’s what I tell every girl taking money to get naked under and and all situations, whether it is for…and it’s subtle, I mean we can’t even see her labia…making it all ok….since the reality is, we’re all fucking whores..

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2015

24

Jul

Miley Cyrus for the MTV Awards of the Day

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I think it’s safe to say that in this generation…no one really cares about award shows, people are too busy taking selfies, and the only people who would care about award shows, would be people who got free tickets to the award shows, and decide to go for an activity that other people don’t have access to, in order to get that selfie…

I think it is also safe to say, that Miley is better suited playing on the internet, posting to her social media for her retard fans, acting like some innovative performance artist, when really just being a bad impression of a angsty teenager on tumblr that the general public just take as serious, because people are too lazy to think or bother…and realize it’s just a parody or joke…

Like jokes like this: “12 Incher in My Bed..Like any other Thursday”,,, or her lesbianism….or half nakedness…all the time…when really all that matters is her not ever speaking, because her talking voice out of the side of her hick mouth…terrifies me.

Posted in:Miley Cyrus|SFW

2015

24

Jul

Kimberly Garner in a Bikini…of the Day

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Kimberly Garner is in a bikini… who is Kimberly Garner? Who cares…she’s in a bikini, working the paparazzi, so that people look her up, or remember that she was on some UK TV show…and who at one point in time was desperate enough to follow me on Twitter, so that I’d notice her, and if that’s not bottom feeding, it’s even lower grade than that….but it’s fucking bottom feeding. off the bottom feeding..then she blocked me…because that’s what cunts like this do. They are out for themselves…using you as far as they can, so jerk off to her and forget her name..because we can’t feed into this..

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Posted in:Kimberly Garner|SFW

2015

24

Jul

Julia Lescova for Treats! of the Day

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I don’t know if I am saying this because I am jealous that these Treats! dudes out of LA get all these aspiring models and instagram models naked for their rich investors at their parties, paving the way for a constant flow of sugar babies to a sex obsessed group of rich men….you know always recruiting the hot girls, who think it’s the hot place to be, so that they can live that LA life being hot…and I’m not invited…

But I find all these hot girls posing like assholes for no reason boring, stupid, a waste of time, uninteresting, uninspiring, garbage..

Yes they are hot, so many girls are hot…some hotter than others, but so many girls have enough of what I need to get off…a vagina…

So seeing these idiots posing like they are fucking selling product, or doing the Vogue, or who the fuck knows, just constantly makes me laugh..

It’s all over instagram, it’s like do you not realize you look like an asshole trying to look hot and amazing…

It drives me fucking crazy…just stand there, pump you booty out, bend so you look like you have a waist, what’s the post of this again? Oh right, because we like naked chicks…

It’s just so dumb…but I’ll still look, because it is stll naked chicks, but I think it’s time people dig a little deeper than these cheesy fucking shoots…we get it, you can pose, or you can push a button on a camera…but what’s the fucking point…creating disposable bullshit art? ok..showing off tits…ok….

I expect more out of these millionaires….but Julia Lescova is still naked, at least she’s naked, if she wasn’t naked these photos would be real fucking dumb…

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