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Halle Berry in a Lingerie Outfit Despite Being 100 of the Day

2015

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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It turns out that when people have a casual conversation about porn at the table next to you, they don’t really want your expert opinion on the industry, that I am not part of, but that I am slotted amongst because I post nipple pics…

It turns out that when you start talking about anal scenes being included in the 1000 dollar per/scene rate when years ago a pornstar could upsell her asshole, as they eat their birthday cake, while celebrating their grandmother’s birthday….they’ll ask you to leave them alone….

Here are some stepLINKS in the morning…

Girls in Yoga Pants
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Gay Marriage is Now Legal…Facebook Activists are Happy
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Jennifer Lawrence Being Silly
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Lady Gaga Showing her Tits
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Jumping Over the Subway Tracks
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A Bunch of Whores Promoting Water
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Fat Chrissy Teigen Eating Spaghetti
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This Bristol Palin Story is Great
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27 Dead in a TUnisan Hotel
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Summer Fails
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This is Not Me
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Pre-Teen Kylie and Kendall
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Duckling Grows in 73 Seconds
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Tallulah Willis Ass Flash
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Jared Leto Channels The Joker…Even When He’s Not on Set
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2015

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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I am always amazed how delusional and/or confident some people are. You know, they actually take nude pics of themselves and think they look good…and send them with conviction. No, I’m not talking to the 2 dick pics I got yesterday, one with the caption “do I look small”… I’m talking to the 65 year old obese grandma who probably shouldn’t even have a snapchat…but who fists herself on it for me…

That said, I find it amazing…gross, interesting, aggressive, but amazing…I am bored of naked models and celebrities…I am all for naked everybody, so I celebrate all the weirdness, and I’m glad these people are delusional and/or confident…empowered and/or drunk….even if would be humiliated if I was them….I fucking love every second of it..

So if you’re disgusting or hot, I will try to masturbate to you, as long as you’re naked and spread eagled…true story.

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Girls Who Aren’t wearing Bras
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Courtney Love Held Hostage in an Uber in Paris
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Winnepeg Police Busted for Having a Conversation About Blowjobs
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Rose McGowan Got Fired from her Agent…
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Lady Gaga’s getting Pizza TOpless
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Kim and Kylie Titty Battle
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Paris Hilton’s Brother Arrested for Harrassing Paris Hilton’s Sex Tape Co-Star’s Daughter….
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Nicole Scherzinger Back
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SLut of the Day
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Stop Motion Karate
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Britt Robertson….for LA Times..
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Aria London Topless in a Movie Trailer
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Ruby Rose Wants to Bang Taylor Swift
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Car Drives by While Tornado Rips Out of the Ground
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Shia LaBeouf Head Injury
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Michelle Rodriguez at an Event
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Some Chick Named Cristina Cribuccino in a Bikini
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Screech Gets 4 Months in Jail
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Butt Over Back
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Rita Ora Big Tits
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Rosie Huntington Whitely is Amazing
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32 Drunk People Posed By Their Friends
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Goldie Hawn is Terrifying
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Mother Rabbet Battles Snake
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Vertical Shot Video of a Slut of the Day
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Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Baby is Named Atticus
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Panty Flash of the Day
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Channing Tatum ALmost Burned His Penis OFf
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Playboy Chick of the Day
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Kendall Jenner in a See Through Top..
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Jessica Alba of the DAy
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Bad VS Crocodile War
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Side Boob!
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NYPD Look for Subway Masturbator
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These Girls can DAB
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Floppy Tits of the Day
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FREE WEEK TRIAL – Hottest Celebrities Nude For Your Viewing Pleasure
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MILF
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Babe Posing of the Day
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Greek Slut in a Bikini
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Naked babe Smoking Weed in Front of the Mirror
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Elsa Hosk – Naked in Black & White
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Intense and Horrible Chick of the DAy
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Best Celeb Nude Scenes
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Some Paris Hilton Nipples
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Here’s some Pussy on Cam…
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Just Some Masturbation
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Soccer Lesbians..
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Without These Free Cam Girls…I would be a virgin…
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Moroccan Ass
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How Many Kids Does She Have?
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Naked in Mesh Girl Smoking Weed
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Sex Tape that Isn’t a Sex Tape But is Still a Sex Tape of the Day
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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2015

Jun

Jennifer Lawrence is Silly of the Day

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I used to find Jennifer Lawrence pretty fucking irritating…she was always being so silly and seemingly accessible and likeable…falling all over herself, while campaigning for her Oscars…so many Oscars..she’s nominated every year…and no one really knows why…

But then her nude pics came out, her young tits were great, her body hot, and her willingness to get naked, like pretty much everyone with a phone, worked for me….

So now, she can do no wrong…even when she’s backed to her old tricks of chopstick tusks…for the paparazzi…because she’s possibly drunk, and broken up from that weirdo in Coldplay she was dating…

I heard she was filming in montreal…but she didn’t hit me up…breaking my heart with the rejection I deserve…so I guess I should go back to hating her…but those nudes..were just so unexpected and good…I’m a fan for life now.

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2015

Jun

Bella Thorne’s Fetish Quote of the Day

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Bella Thorne is making the rounds right now, mainly because she’s a 17 year old Disney star and at 17, all these Disney Stars come out of the woodwork and start slutting themselves ou tto the media HARD….I assume someone at the Disney team tell them to do this, because like clockwork, this just keeps happening, Disney Star after Disney Star…

I guess they know creepy dads and perverts watch them and want them and the best scandal is one where they innocently show off their hormones-in-the-food booties..

Their mom’s cultivated them aggressively to be this star, and they won’t let it go to waste….not now, not after they’ve gone this far as a family..

That said, INTOUCH Weekly did an interview with her and this was the quote you can masturabte to :

My favorite thing to do is sit in my bed with my mom

Because if you know anything about stage moms, they’ve done a great job brainwashing their kids to be performers…willing to do anything they can to make it…

Here’s her dance video..

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Here are some pics of her from social media…

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2015

Jun

Lady Gaga’s Piano Erotica of the DAy

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What does the world need less of?

Not carbon footprint, waste, global warming, use of oil….racism, confederate flags, tansfats and corn syrup leading to obesity….STDs…

Not big business controlling our consumption, conspiracy theories, or the government controlling us by keeping us broke, sick and tired…we don’t need less feminsts, trans olympians…or Kardashians and tabloid fodder as a whole…

The world is a horrible meaningless place filled with shit, shitty people, and a horrible infrastructure….but all that’s fine…

As far as I’m concerned, what the world needs less of is Lady Gaga Spread eagled on social media…that is what the world needs less of, so I’ll just draw more attention to it…

Here’s her tit getting pizza the other day..no one cares…

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2015

Jun

Hot Bikini Brand’s Video of the Day

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I guess shemademe is a bikini line, or a lingerie line, out of Australia, the land of the hottest, most fun, drunk and party girls built for the beach…not that these models are Australian, but they are amazing, and the guys shooting them are doing a pretty good job making me want to both endorse this brand, and be their assistant, getting them coffee, just to be invited on set one day to watch this magic, assuming I would ever work for someone else, or that I would leave my couch, I mean this isn’t that good…but it’s better than most and that should count for something…

I guess what I’m trying to say is that this brand makes me horny…and as an impotent man, that is both frustrating….and amazing…because I’m also a desensitized man who’s tried to masturbate to some of the darkest of porn, only to realize a few years ago that porn sucks, but fashion is everything, like this kind of fashion and its old school erotica vibe…

Is this Playboy in the 70s? Or a brand…I don’t know…

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2015

Jun

Rose McGowan and a Ridiculous Publicity Stunt of the DAy

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The Rumor is that Rose McGowan was objectified by Adam Sandler’s casting team for one of his shitty fucking movies that makes him too much money based on his talent alone…

They specifically told her to wear a cleavage shirt, a note probably written by her agent in hopes she’d finally get work and make him money…

She exposed him, while thinking she was exposing Adam Sandler…for being a womanizing prick, you can assume he is…you know seeing as he has the mental capacity of a 14 year old Jewish boy who loves basketball…and now her agent fired her..

For those of you who don’t know, Rose McGowan in the early 2000s, used her tits to get famous…

All this to say, hollywood loves whores, so if you want to be in hollywood, you have to be a whore, and when you’ve made it in hollywood and don’t have to be a whore anymore, you don’t need to take a higher than thou stance and ruin it for all the up and coming whores…

It is a vapid, empty, money grubbing place…where the men get fake tans and botox and the women like their money…

Anyone involved in the industry is a fucked up pervert weirdo….so asking for cleavage, is probably more a testament of her agent’s opinion of her talent…and not so much Adam Sandler’s needs, as many people have already seen her tits…

All this to say, I like Rose McGowan….and hate Adam Sandler, so Team #Rose, but this is an idiotic story with no real point proved…even though she’s not a fan of me…

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2015

Jun

Charlotte McKinney’s Huge Tits and Shitty Face in MensHealth of the Day

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This is the cheesiest shoot I’ve seen in a long time…it’s for Men’s Health magazine, not necessarily a magazine known for their artistic creative direction, you know it’s not the Vogue for men, where you’d expect anything deeper or more interesting than a girl in a bikini, that they throw some Dollar Tree props at to distract from her average face, you know figuring people only care about her tits, cuz the rest of her is pretty broken down, so put her in a bikini, it’s good enough….

I’ve seen better concepts on instagram with nobodies, which Charlotte McKinney is, an instagram nobody, who just scammed her way on TV, and will fade out into obscurity, but not before bedding the right rich guy who love big nobody tits…

I’m not a fan of Florida trash, rich or not…I’m also not a fan of a girl getting on TV, without paying any dues, other than fucking the right exec or his friend…

Charlotte McKinney makes no sense, and either do these pics..

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2015

Jun

Nina Agdal in Some Bullshit Magazine of the Day

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I think Nina Agdal is garbage. I actually hate that I know who Nina Agdal is…I feel like she is so insignificant in the world of modeling and acting and celebrity…that there are countless hotter girls to post, but I’m too lazy to find them, and this shit just comes to my inbox….so I take what I can get, even bottom feeding garbage…that I guess is on some promotional campaign for herself because she realizes that at 30, she’s done very little and it’s time to figure it out so that she has a future more substantial than marrying some rich guy…but I doubt that she cares about a future more substantial than marrying a rich guy…she just knows she has to pretend she does to get the rich guy…you know the whole “I don’t care that he’s rich, I didn’t know he was rich when we met, he just happened to be rich and I’d date him if he was poor”…line these girls use…but don’t mean…because #hookers.

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2015

Jun

Samantha Hoopes Demonstrating the Low Standard of the Day

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Samantha Hoopes has a pretty rugged looking face…and really body…but she’s one of Sports Illustrated’s champion bikini models, because I guess Sports Illustrated caters to white trash middle americans with no real taste in women, but who know one thing, and that thing is “TITS”…because this face is so beat the fuck up with injections, fillers and botox, that Samantha Hoopes looks like a fucking sex doll, and I guess she probably is one, to the right rich guy, it’s not like these Sports Illustrated bitches make any money, they just use the platform to bed athletes…obviously..

The funny thing is I think she says she’s 24 years old…I know 35 year old gutter porn chicks who look more wholesome and delicate than this…and those girls do facial abuse porn…

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