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2023

14

Apr

Lila Moss Nipples Like her Mom of the Day

Lila Grace Moss Hack is Kate Moss’ hot daughter with a dude who started DAZED magazine, which means Magazines were once cool before influencers took over….

Lila Grace Moss Hack is Kate Moss’ hot daughter with Type 1 Diabetes, making her a Diabetes Empowerment Icon, since having Diabetes doesn’t mean you’re some fat fuck missing toes at Walmart, but rather you can be a young hot skinny now model chick too….

Lila Grace Moss Hack is Kate Moss’ hot daughter who could be ugly, but I’d still look at her tits in a photoshoot, or really in any pictures or videos, because Kate Moss is an icon from my past who I think is fucking wonderful and iconic and not just because she had her tits out there all the time, while promoting being skinny, or that she was trashy and doing drugs in classy places because fashion baby, but those things help….

So basically Lila’s tits are cool, but much cooler, cuz her mom’s one of the coolest to have happened in our lifetimes….and that’s about as much GROUPIE-ING, Fan-Boying a lifelong hater of all things and all people who are not Kate Moss can handle for a day.

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2023

14

Apr

Avril Lavigne Nip Slip of the Day

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Short Legged Midget and Canadian icon April Lavingne, who has been rumored to have been replaced after her first hit with the current version of her, which is a conspiracy I’m into, is back in the MIX….after years of being off the radar, in hiding, married to Nickelback….and she’s doing a re-launch with a weird staged NIP SLIP…

Well, after being re-introduced to the scene this past year or two with Bella Thorne’s ex-boyfriend and handler, she’s back to the money making scheme that is her pretending to be 20 despite being 40, while dressed like a mall Goth girlfriend, in her 40s…which I guess makes her the creepy mom who doesn’t know she’s 40…and she’s doing her re-launch with a weird staged NIP SLIP.

I like the strategy, slowly re-appear, then pull the tit out when officially ready to be seen. We all like tit slips, even Canadian tit slips on mall brand pop punk that bastardized what was originall a cool scene…..

She is with some girl on Tour with her named PHLEGM, I’ve never heard of her, but I assume to get on her tour, she had to sell her soul, or eat babies with Avril’s handler the guy from Nickelback…..they are singing some Spice Girls, just April and PHLEGM on tour singing other people’s songs…..BUT LUCKILY…she pulled her tit out for her RELAUNCH..

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2023

14

Apr

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

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When I looked at clothed girls, I want to see them naked.

All clothed girls.

I don’t care if they are hot or ugly, young or old, fat or skinny…..the clothing gets in the way of me seeing them naked and it’s not right.\

Which is why the On/Off is so important to me, it’s self-starting, respectable ladies who KNOW that I am not alone in wanting to see what is UNDER the OUTFIT in their OUTFIT checks or posts to social media….they get to the fucking point and it’s really IMPORTANT work.

These are some On/Off girls….being CLOTHED and then UNCLOTHED because they know and understand what we are there for!

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2023

14

Apr

Nelly Furtado Cleavage of the Day

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Here’s some Canada content for all you Canadians out there who grew up masturabting to the now 44 year old Nelly Furtado.

She’s of Azores heritage, which means she probably is a pretty good fisherman genetically, thanks to genetic memory….her Island people needed to survive and Fishing was their natural resource in the middle of the Atlantic….

Anyway, if you were in Canada in the 90s, before you had internet porn and social media to distract you, you likely jerked off to music videos, and her shit was on repeat in these parts, because the socialist government trying to preserve their heritage instead of it being eaten up by American content, forces the media to promote a specific amount of Canadian produced songs, shows, etc….it’s the LAW.

Unfortunately, at the time, there wasn’t very much good Canadian content so Nelly got to be the go-to, meaning we had to listen to her shit OVER AND OVER again.

I don’t remember EVER thinking she was hot, it was like “when is the Spice Girl’s video going to be on”…even CHER’s lingerie on the Aircraft Carrier was hotter….and you knew you were being gross when jerking off to that, but it was a simpler time.

So seeing her 25 years later showing some cleavage…is not life changing or hot, BUT it happened, and we support Canada’s own….because if we don’t, no one else will.

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2023

14

Apr

Feminist Friday of the Day

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It is probably unfair to label these ladies feminists, because everyone knows there’s so much negativity around feminism now, thank to the outraged blue hairs of the internet appropriating it into something terrible….

Thanks to them, there’s a move to the TRAD LIFE, TRAD WIFE, which as far as I’m concerned is actual feminism. Stay home with the kids, taking care of the family, having some actual purpose, leaving an actual IMPACT on the world through your legacy….but instead they want you to think having a corporate job and cats is the answer.

The only good thing about modern feminism, is that girls use it as an excuse to sell nudes to losers, like they are feminists, man hating feminists and scamming loser dudes willing to pay is EMPOWERING….

These ladies are just girls without BRAS, nothing malicious, political, controversial in that….it’s a fashion statement, it’s tits through shirts! HI TITS through shirts!

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2023

14

Apr

Rumer Willis Pretending She Has a Vagina of the Day

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Rumer Willis who I’ve just packaged as a genderless, genital-less, freaky single celled bacteria that fell out of Demi Moore’s ass and that grew into a human like thing, thanks to the money her mom was willing to spend on giving her vaginal discharge the best life she could, is posting smutty pregnancy pics…..

Clearly, she’s trying to convince you that she’s got female reproductive organs and that she’s not just in a movie-magic pregnancy suit, even though we all know that she has access to the best movie magic out there, her dad’s Bruce Willis, or what was once Bruce Willis and is now demented, just not as demented as Rumer Willis.

I’m not buying it Rumer, I am calling this Rumer Wills Has Uterus (sure she does)……

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2023

14

Apr

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

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I think it’s safe to say that Full Back Panties are more a Sunday or Monday Panty than a Friday Panty….

The Friday panty should be an exciting panty, the end of week panty, a going out on the town to get black out drunk panty, the kind of panty you’d want to be found in a ditch wearing…..not the kind of panty you wear when you have food poisoning, your period, or that you’re just looking for comfort in.

The good news is that as perverts, we can sexualize the panty any day of the week, even homely relationship panties on a FRIDAY, because we know the kind of girl in FULL BACK panties on a friday, is probably the kind of girl who hates herself enough to sit on our faces!

Long live the FULL BACK PANTY FRIDAY GIRLS…

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2023

14

Apr

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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Since I slacked the fuck off last Friday, it’s Friday, SUMMER HOURS bro….some of us have hangovers to nurse, or figure that since we don’t make any money off this shit, we’re semi-retired / unemployed and living like the unemployed when unemployed is a smarter use of my fucking time. It was also GOOD FRIDAY on the HOLIEST of WEEKENDS in this SATANIC world….but that’s just me making EXCUSES!

I am also a believer in the FOUR DAY WORK WEEK that the communist agenda is pushing on us, I don’t know why they want us to have an extra day off for socialism, but I figure it’s a good strategy since working sucks, let the AI and robots do it, I’m busy streaming NETFLIX and watching porno bro.

Anyway, because I slacked last week, and again TODAY, I’ve got you some FISHNETS for a second time, since I posted them on Monday with some caption about old fishermen fucking fish to remind themselves of the pussy they left back on shore….It’s my Fishnet go-to angle, you know comedians tell the same jokes for decades, why can’t bloggers no one read write the same post for decades, there is only so much to be SAID about fishnets besides them being HOT.

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2023

13

Apr

Carmen Electra’s Cowgirl in Chaps Photoshoot of the Day

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I guess this is a preview to Carmen Electra’s OnlyFans content. She’s trying to recruit subscribers because it is lucrative. However, I think she’s famous enough to have a top level deal with the OnlyFans people who were likely nerds when Carmen Electra was at her peak in the 2000s and working with her is their dreams, their validation for all the work they’ve done in porn to become the billionaires they are today….

It’s like when the SNAP dude married Miranda Kerr who had been with multiple billionaires before him, possibly a little groupie behavior from a busy teen billionaire….

What I will say is that as pathetic as running an OnlyFans is for these already rich people, these should be retired people, there’s something to be said about her commitment to being jerked off to.

From her early days on Playboy, through a viral before people went viral career, she’s consistently presented herself as a fuck toy, a sex object, a fetish and even in her old age, she’s still doing the same shit, and that means it’s pretty true to her opportunism and I like consistency and steady things, especially when it comes to WHORING. It feels authentic, like the daddy issues and seeking validation and easy money is so deeply ingrained in her, she’ll be spreading her ass at the Old Folks home…..not crying about feminism, being sexualized at parties, or being creeped on by dudes who gave her opportunities, like the new generation whores with regret once they made it to justify their whoring and presenting themselves as victims that we have today…..

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2023

13

Apr

Noah Cyrus Thong Ass of the Day

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Like 99 percent of the population besides the really overly extreme Billy Ray Cyrus fans, who never took their ACHY BREAKY mullets out of the 90s and despite the mullet being a cool hairdo in 2023, just not for extreme Billy Ray Cyrus fans who are now 30 years older
and 30 years fucking werider….

I don’t keep up to speed on the whereabouts or DOINGS of Noah Cyrus, the freakishly UGLY Cyrus, who unfortunately doesn’t give me the celebrity sister fetish boners I need, because she’s freakishly ugly…

So I don’t know hen her thonged ass being shaken is from, I just know it happened.

It could be a tribute to her sister bringing the TWERK to the AMERICAN pop music listening demographic. The Disney Kid followers turned 18 and whorish….or it could just be modern day content production of a rich kid, bored and seeking validation.

I do know that there is what looks to be VISIBLE asshole, something you’d want from a thong, especially on ASSHOLE BEHIND THONG THURSDAY!

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