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2024

04

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

I am sure you’re all sitting on the edge of your fucking seats waiting for the stepLINKS of the Day.

I am sure you’re not on TikTok or Instagram or Twitter looking at smut, or scrolling through retarded America’s Funniest Video style shit to keep your brainless mind entertained…

I am sure you are just eager to be put to work by having to read and click links, instead of just seeing a steady stream of videos that are being curated by a robot to cater to your needs….

Sometimes it’s nice to be old school and nostalgic…isn’t it…

Why get with the fucking times, when you can be outdated as fuck….

Here are some stepLINKS….

Heidi Klum Gets Her Wings!
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Tennis Player Rebecca Sramkova Qualifies!
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17 Items From Bri Teresi’s Amazon Wishlist!
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Noah Cyrus Goes See Through Again!
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THE INSTAGRAM OF THE DAY: GABRIELA MOURA
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14 PEOPLE DEFINITELY HAVING A SHITTIER DAY THAN YOU
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Ashley Park Leggy and Cleavage at Paris Fashion Week!
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Dirt bike crashes that are truly scary
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Let’s Go Big Pookie!!!!
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The 20 Most Awesome WW2 Propaganda Posters
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Would it have been possible for humans to survive the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs?
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Ivanka Trump Goes to India!
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Kim Kardashian’s look for Balenciaga Paris Fashion Week receives backlash: “dress looks like a Halloween costume”
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Really funny puzzle machine in action
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Man Walking On Truck Roof Electrocuted When He Touches Overhead Power Line
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Unveiling Sydney Sweeney’s Sensational Style: Big Breasts and Sexy Outfits Take Center Stage on SNL
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Emily Ratajkowski’s Nipples Take Paris!
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Sky Katz Sexiest Pictures (40 Photos)
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Reversing car crashes hard into a gate
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Chanel West Cost – Wearing see through lingerie
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45 Jerk-Attracting Professions, According To Folks Online
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5 of the funniest dance moves ever
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SUV manages to skillfully drive a very steep hill
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Really cool clips of soldering, pens, and a lot more in action
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Livvy Dunne is a White Swan!
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Emily Ratajkowski Bikini Nip Slip!
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20 Hot And Sexy Girls Who Wear Glasses
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Here Is Your Viral LSU Gymnast Livvy Dunne Update!
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Lady Gaga’s Makeup Hacks!
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Just Wanted Her Bracelet
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YOU shall not pass.
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NO CHANCE #202
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ALL FOR THE SAKE OF FAME
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Scary bus accident caught on CCTV in Demodara, Sri Lanka
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Man Falls Off Roof Screams Like A Girl Then Runs Off
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Naming a thing people haven’t licked in a long time
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Sizzling Kim Kardashian: Big Booty and Curvy Body Steal the Spotlight at Balenciaga’s Paris Show
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15 of the most outrageous cars ever made
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Beyoncé’s look for CR Fashion Book 2024 wows fans: “I wasn’t ready”
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Plus size model Florence Williams in a bikini on vacation in Rhodes
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Barbara Palvin Poses in Paris!
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Sommer Ray … shows us her famous bottom in the pool!
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Compilation of removing huge amounts of snow from rooftops
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Laughing gas slowly taking over America
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Camila Cabello Goes Country!
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Selena Gomez – Filming Only Murders in the Building Season 4 in Los Angeles
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Tallia Storm – The Brit Awards in London
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Taylor Swift – The Eras Tour in Singapore
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Sabrina Carpenter – The Eras Tour in Singapore
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Shay Mitchell – Frame dinner during Paris Fashion Week
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Jurnee Smollett – AAFCA Special Achievement Awards Luncheon in Los Angeles
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Abbey Lee Kershaw – Vogue (Australia)
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Monica Bellucci – Vogue (Arabia)
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Barbara Palvin – Rabanne show during Paris Fashion Week
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Paris Jackson – Roger Vivier show during Paris Fashion Week
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From stepSMUT!!

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Hotter Than The Sun #46
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Cricket Player
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Did Not Expect (GIF)
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Staying In with Chloe Surreal!
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Tina Fire Busty Weed Queen
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Full-frontal nudity from Angela Olszewska in Lead Balloons (2021)
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Top Best Porn Sites XXX Videos & Adult Movies
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Quickie In Public
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Explore the World of Heavy Fetish: Embrace Your Deepest Desires!
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HOLY FUCK! (GIF)
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Merilyn Sakova Merilyn Racks Up Scoreland
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Unacceptable Devices.. Oh Dear.
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GloRilla Nip Slip on a Live Stream!
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BABT GOT BACK
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Annie & Megan Moms Gone Rogue Hot Milfs Fuck
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Busty Chick Miyu Murashima via All Gravure
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Duplex Billiard Fan (Sexy Game)
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Busty Maible Via Eternal Desire
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Water Fuckers
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Evgeniya Kregzhde topless in The White List (2023)
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Submissive MILF doesn’t shy away from a sloppy rimjob
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Society is Fucked
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Rissa May is a Patriotic Stepsis!
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Tessa Fowler Vol 1 BTS Set 1 Pinupfiles
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London Laurent & Cara May Show And Tell
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Virginal Girl’s Guide To Anal
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Heavy Fetish
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City of Elana (Hot Game)
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Working Late with Kira Noir!
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Exposed: Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Flaunts Bare Breasts and Nipples in Sheer Dress
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Bianca Censori – Pantyhose with no Panties in Paris
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Big Tits Babe Julian via Suicide Girls
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Asian from Canada
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Lingerie Babe Vos Hourglass Figure Via Alex-Lynn
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SUPER TITTY DROP (GIF)
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Drive Thru Masturbator
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River Lynn Case No 7906286 The Bikini Thief Shoplyfter
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Bullying The Homeless
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Holly Garner’s Hardcore Holiday!
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2024

04

Mar

Paulina Porizkova Crosses her Legs of the Day

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Paulina Porizkova was in some scandal in 2019 when her longtime husband Ric Otcasek from The Cars died.

I don’t remember what the scandal was, I just remember learning about who she was when all that happened.

I think she may have killed him not realizing that both her and her kids with him were taken out of the will…she ended up getting what was hers according to New York law…so that’s how that works..

She was communist Czech who escaped to Sweden and those people don’t fuck around….

Anyway, she was apparently some 90s super model, I have no memory of her in the 90s because ultimately I was probably trying to fuck real life whores in my day to day life back then….

But now that she’s 80, dried up and basically hormonally a man, a divorcee, a widow, and has a dual hip replacement, embracing her grey hair and getting media coverage like that is some empowering or some shit, I’m buying into her smut….40 years too late…it happens….

Senior ladies crossing their legs for the first time in what may be their life, since they are whores, but definitely the first time in 3 years due to needing a hip replacement because they are old….aka a Dream….

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2024

04

Mar

Joan Smalls Titty Flash for Fashion of the Day

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Joan Smalls is some model who I think worked for Victoria’s Secret and a Diversity and Inclusion hire. They need to bring out girls of all ethnicities so that they don’t get called racists and end up cancelled, which I guess is a slippery slope that went south pretty fucking fast because all of a sudden a bunch of normie chicks and fat chicks and handicapped chicks started their virtual protest against the brands….trannies, trolls and all the other monsters who never deserved to be models but thanks to the internet and their narcissism think that they do….it’s some communism that doesn’t let companies choose who they want to choose…but instead choose what causes the least controversy…

Anyway, Joan Smalls has tits that are being flashed from a blazer that is a parody of the 80s shoulder pads to the extreme, because fashion is just pranking people into buying into their jokes and it works thanks to hive minds not really understanding the whole sarcastic tone of this shit.

Yes, the Talking Heads had a parody Blazer in the 80s, I never listened to the talking heads, but this is basically recycling that for high end overspenders and so long as tits are being pulled out of the power blazer, I’m into it…even if it’s very clowny as fuck…

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2024

04

Mar

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley’s Rockin’ Tits for Fashion of the Day

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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley has been consistently a titty whore…but she was smart enough to do it for fashion rather than in a gutter porn way, but ultimately, the end result was the same for us perverts, we got to see all the titty….and it worked out better for her because she got to be high end, high paid, high fashion, fucking celebs and not left in the gutter to commit suicide like other porn chicks…

She’s a fancy titty model…a high tea, high society titty model….

She also gave bald dudes hope that hot titty chicks would go for them because they don’t care about the baldness when the dude is rich, famous, ripped and a karate expert who can kill with his bare hands.

I’m not stroking it to her baby daddy Jason Stratham, I don’t even know if I’ve ever seen any of his movies…I just know what the tits he sucks on look like and their great even though she’s old now….old and fancy.

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2024

04

Mar

Salma Hayek’s Big Old Tits at Fashion Week of the Day

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Salma Hayek was at Paris Fashion week because her husband’s family owns the whole fucking thing. They own all the luxury designer brands that retards spend their life savings on because they believe that there’s some value to the designer clothing since celebrities wear the shit, even though celebs don’t pay for the shit, they are gifted the shit, to make rich wives, sugar babies, whores and desperate fucking people CRAVE that designer shit like it’s ALL that matters…not realizing it’s either made in the same factory by the little children used in that factory, or even if it is not it’s not any better quality that the dog shit expensive shit…

So Salma Hayek is part of an evil fucking agenda that makes poor people hate themselves, and makes poor chicks do porn or sex work to be able to buy the shit that pays for her existence….

At least she’s got big tits at Fashion Week…

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2024

04

Mar

Madison Beer in Concert in a Short Skirt of the Day

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Madison Beer is the YT child star that leveraged the clickbait or views from perverts into watching YT child stars and turned those views into a lucrative pop career.

She followed the Justin Bieber internet hustle to fame, but instead of Usher she had Bieber himself sign her to his record label at least that’s what I heard but I’m not going to google it…

I’m more interested in seeing her performing on stage, which is apparently what’s going on here, now that she’s a legitimate pop act, 10 years after first getting signed and never having a hit song, because she doesn’t need a hit song, she got that YT money….

Her skirt is short, her vagina not exposed and that’s disappointing…but probably more disappointing to her fans who have been into her a long fucking time because of her tits…that aren’t being exploited here….and that feels like some kind of scam.

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2024

04

Mar

Ariana Grande’s Titties in a Photoshoot to Distract From her New Scary Face of the Day

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Ariana Grande is a little big star, because she looks like she’s some kind of dwarf…and she’s got huge celebrity.

So famous that motherfuckers stage bombings at her concerts, unless she stages those things s as part of a marketing campaign to make you think that she’s a huge star that people would target as a place for bombings to divert from her bombing….

People find her hot, because people are easily manipulated. Mac Miller clearly thought that because he killed himself because he couldn’t get up inside her one last time…

She actually looks horrible, like some sort of corpse they are trying to make look like less of a corpse now that she’s launching a new album to hop on the Taylor Swift money making tours because she knows she can pull in fans she’s manipulated all these years…

But this photoshoot with her tits out is alright, looking like some Gogo girl…and there could be nipples, who fucking cares it’s Ariana Grande…

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2024

04

Mar

For Blake’s Sake of the Day

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I don’t really know what I mean by “For Blake’s Sake” but I guess it comes down to this…

Blake is an ONLYFANS MODEL which means that you can probably sext with her on that exclusive platform, provided staring at her tits and chest tattoo aren’t enough for you freaks.

I encourage you to keep on fuelling the creator economy by subscribing to all these ONLYFANS chicks because we need them in our lives.

If this world was filled with girls who weren’t self promoting themselves, trying to recruit subscribers to their own little corner of the internet, perverts like me would be forced to jerk off to professionally produced porn, and that’s always so much more sad than an opportunistic girl with a dream that you can help achieve those dreams.

I suggest you stop looking at her tits for free, and throw some money her way, like the good guy you are by CLICKING ON THIS LINK ….

While I remain the bottom feeder broke ass taking whatever free content that gets leaked my way because I can’t afford to play the way all these motherfuckers are playing….

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2024

04

Mar

Sydney Sweeney’s Tits Did SNL Because SNL Unfortunately Exists of the Day

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SNL is hurting real bad, even with Sweeney’s tits trying to save the day like the super heroes they are.

I generally don’t find anything funny, especially when it’s postured as comedy, because it’s usually forced so hard that it loses any of its comedic appeal.

When you see stand-ups with their well crafted jokes they’ve been practicing in front of the mirror for years, or in front of small audiences for years, to get that masterful one-liner, it’s like painful to buy into the joke when I’m too busy cringing in second hand embarrassment….

Then these people amass millions of followers, launch a podcast with millions of readers, end up making millions of dollars, totally validating them as comedic geniuses who tell the same try hard joke on repeat, because I guess the fans are just morons who buy into anything.

Anyway, the point of the fucking story is that SNL is still on, I haven’t seen an episode since the early 90s when I was too sick to go out to a bar and even then I thought it was pretty retarded.

This week, I did see a couple clips from the show, as we do thanks to their digital marketing strategy and Sweeney was the host, which meant she brought her tits out to each segment as she does with each acting job and I guess she’s finally achieved her full Scarlett Johansson form, because Scar/Jo is a weird SNL groupie who even marries the cast of Weekend Update, which without Norm Macdonald, is painful to watch….

I think they dropped a “re-arranging blind woman’s furniture” as one of their jokes, before having some chick dressed as a Sting Ray talk about being cummed inside by one of the other SNL actors…which didn’t quite hit for me….

I don’t know where comedy has gone, but it’s a long way from where I think it’s funny…

However, I’ll look at Sweeney’s tits, we kind of have to….especially when they dress her up as a hooters girl, because obviously, they had no choice….

And a meme:

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2024

04

Mar

Chloë Tatiana is the Instagram Of The Day

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I don’t know who Chloe is, but she has a pretty rockin instagram feed that takes place in all these wonderful places in the world, like Hawaii, Tahiti and Bali….featuring her round ass in a thong and other exciting things you’d want from a instagram model doing that whole Alexis Ren life…

She apparently has an instagram boyfriend named Eimeo Czermak, who I thought was a Russian billionaire who makes semi erotic porn with his semi pornographic girlfriend, but as it turns out he’s a pro surfer who went viral about 5 weeks ago for a 55,000 dollar hospital bill after getting rattled in Hawaii…fearing being exiled and never allowed back into the country if he didn’t pay.

Fascinating, I wonder if she’s nursing him back to health with her tits, you know like a good wet beach nurse would….