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2015

21

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

I spent my day negotiating with a sugar baby, even though I have no money,but I guess she doesn’t know that I have no money…trying to figure out what she’s willing to give up for a weekly allowance…and it turns up…that she’s willing to give up a lot…but I’m more interesting in the test drive…

That’s all I have to say about that…

Here are some stepLINKS..

Tara Reid and a Bai Ling Camel TOe
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Throwback Katherine Heigl SMut
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Girls in Bed….
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Xenia Deli is a Hot Lingerie Model
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John Stamos Post Sex Selfie
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Weather Report in a Elevator
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Nikki LUnd Fashion Show
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TIT FLASH of the Day
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TSA Shoots a Motherfucker
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Some Miley Cyrus Pics
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Julia Perreira is the Hottest Model Ever
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Charlotte McKinney Panty Flash
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Does Wearing Matching DeVry University Basketball Uniforms With Your Bros At A Vegas Sportsbook Get You Laid
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20 Pictures of Young Jennifer Lawrence
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Kate Upton on the Haters
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Idina Menzel Went Blonde
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Emma McQuiston Bikini…
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Bathroom Design Ideas for a Gorgeous Remodel
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Newborn Baby Girl Turns Out to Be a Boy
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Charlotte McKinney Panty Flash
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Rosie Huntington Lingerie…
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Kate Moss Spreading Her Ass
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Rihanna Lives
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Girl Tried to Poison Mom for Taking Away her Iphone
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Olivia Munn is Perfect
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Emmy Rossum is a Whining Bitchy Neighbor
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Vintage Ads That Are Horribly Racist
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Slut of the Day
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Engineer Dad Driving Past in a Train..
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Today in Screech News…
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The New Zealand Bachelor
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Ryan Gosling Wears Sweat Pants
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Girl With a Silly Fucking Name in a BIkini
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Joe Millionaire is Dan Bilzarian
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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It Is Illegal to Videotape Nude Prostitutes Without Their Consent
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Lesbian Strap-On Party
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25 Japanese Sluts
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Savage Orgasm
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Some Ball Busting
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Emrata Cleavage
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Leanna Decker Strips
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FREE NAKED YOUNG GIRLS MASTURBATING FOR YOU
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REALLY FUCKING AMAZING EASTERN EUROPEAN GIRLS
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Best 69 Ever
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WEBCAM SLUTS!! ARE GOOD!
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The Butt in Butterfly
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Girls Naked and Getting Stoned!
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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2015

21

Mar

Kate Moss Picture of the Day

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because Kate Moss is amazing…

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2015

20

Mar

Dakota Johnson’s 50 Shades of Bikini of the Day

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Dakota JOhnson is third generation hollywood slut…meaning her grandma slept with people for acting work, leading to her mom sleeping with everyone for fun, eventually ending up pregnant with her and keeping it, only for her to grow up and get into movies too, because it was really difficult getting the auditions..to land a key movie part in 50 Shades, that I assume she won’t be winning any Oscars for, because she sucked…not that I saw the movie, but I assume it sucked too…and more importantly, they play her up as the basic looking girl, because she is basic looking, and basic looking is fine, but not when it is overrated and attached to some celebrity daughter trying to be a celebrity, like so many people before her, including but not limited to her mom…Gwyneth Paltrow, the GYllenhaals, etc..

All this to say…I wouldn’t expect her Spring Break bikini pics to be exciting…and they aren’t…here they are CLICK HERE

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2015

20

Mar

Yana is the Aspiring Model of the Day

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I saw these pics on my TUMBLR FEED …shot by a dude named Alessandro Casagrande…who is a photographer…and who doesn’t explain why a 45 year old man has a Tumblr,like some kind of sexually predator disguised as a tween… or maybe he does…because TUMBLR, unlike instagram is filled with content I can jerk off to, whether by artists or hipsters…or girls who just like being naked…and I’ve had it for a long enough time to just check in every once in a while to remind myself that it is the place to be on the internet..if you like naked for fashion style pics and porn gifs..

That said, I have no idea who this girl is, but I just wrote a post on MIley’s relationship and feel like I needed a cleanse, since I hate everything hollywood, I don’t like celebrity gossip, and what I am really into is real girls, getting half naked because they want to be famous too…and this no name model…has enough of that in her…but not enough of me in her…to keep me going…

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2015

20

Mar

Miley Cyrus VS Sorority GIrl of the Day

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I don’t speak uneducated retard, however I will say…this Miley instagram captiom is on some whole other level of amazing…

It’s screaming “I’m rich, my dad is rich, I don’t need a brain, but I give brain, to the right guys, to keep things exciting”…

However, she’s a disney kid, and everything she does is not authentic and calculated…even this…

a most biewteous thang in da whole wide world iz friendship yiew choose dem outta all da billion trillion and beyond dey are da onez dat days seem toooo short with…Yiew wish dey could just go on foreva (that’s why sometimes yiew skip da sleepin part) i am layin in da gra$$ lookin up at all da clouds and tryin to even get a lil solaaaa gaze action jusss bein still … & bein thankful. biewty is all around us and we izzzz so lucky to be on dis planet. (I mean seriously wtf are the chances we all meet da onez we love) Feeling supaaaa blisssssed or maybe I’m juzzzz stone.

People are assuming it has to do with her reacting to this girl, some sorority looking sister, who her homosexual rich kid boyfriend, who is a junior at USC, got down with when he went to Cabo, which is rich man’s Cancun which is middle class man’s Panama Beach….Spring Break baby…where 18 year olds die, get herpes, gangbanged by strangers, etc….

THe fact is that he’s already gone through Miley and he’s a fucking Kenndey, why the fuck does he need to waste his time dealing with her clown shit, when he can just bang a bunch of normals for being who he is, coupled with who Miley is…

ANd figuring ou tthe motivations of a 23 year old college kid to fuck better looking girls than Miley…is embarrassing for me…not to mention pretty fucking logical..

I talk to 18 year olds on tinder all the time, these people have no attention span, were raised on porn and just want to fuck…making them amazing little dirtbags…you can’t turn your back on for some annoying cunt like Miley…

Either way…her caption…genius…this sorority sister her fans are shitting on…awesome…and now famous…hopefully she filmed a sex tape, but I doubt she’s opportunistic enough, but more importantly, I doubt the Schawarzenegger was inside her, she was just a cover for her Frat Initiation anal sex…

Her name is Taylor Burns – Her instagram TOOTSIE BURNS and apparently – she’s his ex girlfriend. WHo cares. Seriously. I hate this post. I hate that I did this.

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2015

20

Mar

Karlie Kloss in a Music Video of the Day

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Karlie Kloss took time away from sitting on Taylor Swift’s face, assuming that she is the sitter, and not the one being sat on, which is actually a crazy thing to even think about, of course she’s the one being sat on like she was sybian or another sex toy, this is Taylor Swift we’re talking about, and she’s no lesbian who loves pussy, she’s just loves her pussy being eaten and Victoria’s Secret models doing the pussy eating is a power play so good for her self esteem…it’s like she knows how many guys want to bang an VS Model…and she’s got one that she calls her BFF, but that she really just owns..and I guess lends out to music videos to roll around in her panties…

The band is called CHIC….

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2015

20

Mar

Michael Phelps’ Dominatrix who Pisses on Him of the Day

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I saw this story yesterday, I didn’t really pay that much attention to it, seeing as it is Michael Phelps and I don’t really give a fuck about swimmers…whether Olympic winning or not…I mean he’s a fucking swimmer…who cares what pisses on him….

That said, he’s got countless ridiculous sex stories, from when he fucked a hermaphrodite, and a bunch of troll-like JEwish girls I actually know…

They are either lying or he has very little standards in satsifying his weird Gold Medal winning urges…unless he seeds these stories to fuck with the media…or to help his dominatrix friends become known…

But if it is true, it makes sense, he’s a professional at watersports, some would even say the best at watersports, and has the medals to prove it…a true American hero, parlaying a life of training into getting pissed on by huge monster tits…

He’s like the new Kim Kardashian…

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2015

20

Mar

Kate Upton Photoshoot of the Day

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I think it is funny to see a hefty Kate Upton, not in a bikini and not showing her tits, while looking like she’s mid-30s, thanks to hitting puberty at 11, due to hormones in the food…creating tits, that her rich as fuck family could put out there, because what else are you going to do with your monster daughter, instead of making her feel like shit about being tall and build like a school bus, make her famous before the rest of her follows into the obese pile of disgusting fat that is Kate Upton…

She’s overrated, she’s lazy, she could be fit, but instead chooses the plus sized life, she’s no longer relevant, people have forgot her and moved onto the next big tits, and I don’t even know why this magazine did this shoot, I assume it was a favor for a friend..because this isn’t the 90s, these models don’t have the same legacy or really need to be checked in on…I mean unless you’re her mom and making sure she hasn’t had heart disease, diabetic shock…etc….because no one really wants a Kate Upton now, but No one will actually want a Kate Upton when she’s missing a foot…

That said, here is what she had to say about Social Media:

“I feel like social media at this point is kind of bullshit. At the beginning it was amazing and a lot of fun. It was like, ‘Cool, I can talk to my fans!’ And now I think that we’re losing the art of it. When I joined Twitter it was just me, but [when] you’ve got contracts, it’s so planned. Now it’s about who has the best marketing, not who has a really good personality.”

Some people deserve to be made fun of….

Posted in:Kate Upton

2015

20

Mar

Julia Pereira for Trama Jeans of the Day

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Julia Pereira is a Brazilian model, but unlike other Brazilian models, she doesn’t look like a dude…she also doesn’t work for the evil Victoria’s Secret..I mean if she did, she would probably be hugely famous, she would probably have already had sex with Leonardo, at least in the media…because he’s gay…but that doesn’t make her any less amazing that the other models from her country, in fact, it makes her feel like she’s been unscathed and undamaged by the industry…almost virginal…where I can get excited by new pics of her rather than hate her for being famous for getting half naked…so I can love her for being not famous for getting half naked…all this to say…I’m a fan…

Posted in:Julia Pereira

2015

20

Mar

Alessandra Ambrosio’s Arm Bra of the Day

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Alessandra Ambrosio is clearly turning her back on her evil corporate sponsors….

I guess she just doesn’t give a fuck that helped her get into America, and that let her have a very successful career in which she made a stupid amount of money…

She’s like “I got these model-sized implants motherfuckers, I don’t need your push-up padded bra, not to mention, I can just use my arm, like my tribal ancestors of Brazil used to, because now that I got the name and the Money, I don’t need your made in china, shitty overpiriced, sweatshop made, suburban mall lingerie”….

At least that’s all I see when looking at this, an unappreciative bitch, but I guess what it comes down to is that all bitches are unappreciative…#armbra

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