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2015

20

Mar

Jessica Lowndes Top 5 Tips to Getting Famous of the DAy

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I know you don’t know who Jessica Lowndes is, but here is The Jessica Lowndes Top 5 Tips to Getting Famous….even though she’s not quite famous…but she’s trying and as pathetic as trying to be famous is…it is still funny..

1- Get on a TV show in Canada with Drake, or any where you are from, because Local market TV is good for the resume.

2- Get on a TV show in America, no matter how bad it is…just get on it.

3- Use being on that show as an excuse to attend any and all events, because the show marketing budget translates back to you, and after the show is cancelled, you’ll still have those social media fans…

4- Decide you are a singer….record songs no one listens to, release videos no one watches….

5- Turn into an instagram whore, get implants, post tits, and ass…because tits get hits and hits get you paid motherfucker…

Then fuck a producer….Pretty basic stuff…

TO SEE HER ASS IN LEGGINGS < a href="http://forum.drunkenstepfather.com/showthread.php?t=74515" target="_blank"> CLICK HERE

Posted in:Jessica Lowndes

2015

20

Mar

Women Gets Stabbed Twice in the Butt and Other Videos of the Day

Crazy Armed Robbery Gone Wrong

Thugs Disguised as Police Sneak Out of Hospital – End Up in Shoot Out…

Korean Traffic Chase

Put the Gun Down….

Mob in Kabul Kills Woman for Burning Koran

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

20

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I already knew that my life was pathetic, but calling into the customer service people at my phone company to see how deep I could get into conversation with them, you know as a social experiment, knowing people love talking about themselves, even when being recorded for quality control, so in three calls I discovered one girl lost her virginity at 14 to a 25 year old, another girl experimented with a girl at 18….but didn’t do the eating out and the third person I spoke to was a dude who has hired hookers…more than once…

I need a radio show, I figure why not hop on some OG medium because I’m not irrelevant enough….maybe get myself an AM frequency like I was Christian Slater or some shit…

Here are some morning links, yes I know it is 1 pm…Fridays, like all days, are my weekends.

Emmy Rossum Bitches About Bieber
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Woman Gets Pulverized at the Finish Line
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Mirror Selfies
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FBI Agent of the DAy
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Kat Torres – Fame Whore
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Kate Upton – Shitty Cleavage
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Things that Bounce GIFs
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The Russian Way to Refill a Lighter is the Wrong Way
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Kaley Cuoco…Shitty Braless Pics
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Iowa Congressman reading “Sex After Sixty”
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Puppy VIdeo of the Day
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

19

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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The internet is filled with so many classy selfie content producers…taking so many great pics of themselves…you know looking like trashy strippers…crying for attention, without being strippers, because being a stripper is trashy….it’s like you don’t even need to out…everyday girls are pretty much trashy everywhere online…which is way better than internet users of the 90s…who were all fucking socially awkward weirdos…but it turns out that all these mainstream internet people, because there was a time when the mainstream wasn’t on the internet, may be less socially awkward, and weird are fucking crazy…

Today I had a girl threaten me….because I didn’t respond to a nude pic she sent me…weird as fuck…

Here are some pics of hoes…

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Here are some stepLINKS..

Girls WHo Aren’t In Bra
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Hilary Duff New Hair
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Coco is Oiled Up Because She’s Classy
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Miley Wants the Tax Payer to Pay for her Charity
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Game of THrones Chick in Interview
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Kylie Jenner is WHoring
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Girlfriend and Ex Girlfriend Make Man Choose Who to Rescue from River
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SLUT!
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Brad Cooper and Suki Waterhouse Break Up
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Kaley Cuoco Back
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Fame Whore of the Day
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Sean Connery Parrot
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Black Man Found Hanging from a Tree in Mississippi
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Michael Phelps Paid a Dominatrix to Pee on Him
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Azaelia Banks for Playboy
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Jessica Hart Hard Nipples
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SLUT
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Vanessa Hudgens Covering her Face
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Elbow to the Face
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Jessica ALba – Sin City 2 – Slut
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Minka Kelly Spandex
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Cat with Bitch Face
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Diane Kruger at an Event – I don’t Know if this is Exciting
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Scientology Loves Katie Holmes
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Cbarlotte McKInney Huge Sloppy Tits…
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SLUT
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Chris Evans at Fatburger
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First Movies of 15 Celebs
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Chocolate Cake of the Day
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Claudia Romani is a Fame Whore
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SLUT
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Jen Selter Still Has an Ass
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North West is a FameWHore – I WOnder Why
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Some Girl in “Sexy BraziL” Magaine
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Jordan Carver is a Joker
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A Celebrity Siblings Compilation
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Camille Rowe Swimsuits
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JEssica Lange Throwing Shade
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Pornstars Being Classy
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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FREE NAKED YOUNG GIRLS MASTURBATING FOR YOU
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Giant Tits on a SLut
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Tied Up Girl of the Day
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Big Tits of the Day
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Pussy Skewering
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REALLY FUCKING AMAZING EASTERN EUROPEAN GIRLS
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Nothing like Eating Ass
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Public Masturbation
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Jess Davis in Lingerie
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Masturnating on CCTV
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Weird Multitasking
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Charlie Riina in Playboy
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So Many Amazing Cam Girls…
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Drunk Tranny
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Swedish Popstar Nipple
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Legs for Days
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Girls Naked and Getting Stoned!
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

19

Mar

Drunk Jessica Simpson of the Day

Here’s a solid built, no longer fat, very muscular Jessica Simpson possibly drunk, possibly medicated, possibly just trying to communicate on an empty stomach, or maybe just on speed, diet pills…or whatever…

Highlight of this interview, from the perspective of a drunken pervert, is pretty much the entire creepy interview…as she struggles..

But when she says her kid’s dad is her boyfriend, it reminded me of a pre-homosexual Joe selling his kids of for his personal gain, in what was creepy before learning he liked cock…

I don’t know where her publicist was, or why they allowed this to happen, but I am glad they did…the only fail is that I’m trying to jerk off to her armpit fat, because it’s practically tit…

Posted in:Jessica Simpson

2015

19

Mar

Selena Gomez Shows Demonstrates Rim Jobs of the Day

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I don’t know if this is a picutre of Selena GOmez showing us what her asshole looks like using her mouth, but I would assume the coloring is about the same…unless of course she bleaches it, which she probably does…since no one really wants a reddish brown asshole, especially not when getting fucked by super weird rich dudes with super weird requirements, because the richer they get…the more insane they get…

Or maybe she’s just showing you her love…or her first move in giving a rip job…it all stars with a peck before bum fucking with your tongue the way bieber likes it…because that’s what Usher showed him and he grew up on….

Or maybe…just maybe…I’m reading into this too much and taking it to a dark place…that isn’t really all that dark…because she bleaches her asshole…

Posted in:Selena Gomez

2015

19

Mar

Luma Grothe in Lingerie of the Day

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I like Luma Grothe, but only because her name sounds like Russell Simmons saying “Gross”….and adult lisps always make me laugh…

It’s like dude, you’re a billionaire, you fuck young hot models everyday, you’re a yoga master and can pretty do anything you want, except pronounce the letter S

You sound like a fucking 5 year old…get it together…

Not that I care about Russell Simmons, but I love adult lisps, and I just think Grothe is Gross in Adult Lisp speak…and Grothe models in lingerie..in GQ Russia, even though she is from Brazil,

The world…is a confusing place…but this model is amazing…

Posted in:Luma Grothe

2015

19

Mar

Rita Ora, Like Most Girls, Has Tits of the Day

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My Rita Ora Story is not a very interesting one…but I’ll write it out anyway, because what else am I supposed to do with this fucking bullshit blog I’ve been doing for the last 10 years, which happen to be the worst 10 years, of my life…

Anyway, I was at some bar drunk as fuck, I don’t even remember when or where it was…and some british twat was right next to me ordering a drink, or next to someone ordering a drink…and I turned to the dude I was with and say “Oh shit, we’re next to Kelly Osborne…she’s better in person, but still a dump truck of a woman”….then we went back to drinking…and forgot we saw Kelly Osborne..

The next day my friend called me up and said “Hey remember when we say Kelly Osborne last night, well it was Rita Ora”…to which I said “the Rihanna impersonator?”….

All this to say, she’s a bootleg artist from the UK, who looks like a better looking Kelly Osborne, but she’s got tits, tits I’ve apparently been in the same room as, but tits that didn’t approach me or ask to me sucked by me, so tits, I don’t actually care about…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Rita Ora

2015

19

Mar

Hayden Panettiere Messy Hair on the Plane of the Day

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Remember Hayden Panettiere.. I mean she died off before having the kid, with a dude who I think was really the only reason she was worth paying attention to…with his being 7 foot and Russian and her being 4 foot and a Hollywood daughter of a hooker…it just was some vagina circus tricks that made her other midget circus tricks insigificant…I mean how the fuck did that happen…

But the thing with Hayden Panettiere, is that she never really falls off, because her fans are the weirdo, comicon type of loyal nerd who are emotionally married to her and for that reason alone she will live on forever….

Her messy hair on the plane, is not all that sexy, but there’s a fetish in there somewhere…

Posted in:Hayden Panettiere

2015

19

Mar

Shailene Woodley for Elle Magazine of the Day

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I wonder if I am the only person who finds this Shailene Woodley very lesbian looking, and thus unattractive, because the only people who are into lesbian looking girls are closet fags and other lesbians…as any straight dude, would probably like his chick to look a little less like KD LANG in the 80s, a lot more like something that won’t fuck them up the ass…

Her face isn’t even pretty, she looks like some cross between Peter Pan and a weirdo teenage boy in the Drama club.

I am not vibing on this at all, even when she’s pantsless, which is saying a lot because I have jerked off to inanimate objects that looked like a pussy before…meaning there’s something off with this one, or with you, if you’re into this one….

People are talking about her a lot lately, there must be a movie coming out.

Posted in:Shailene Woodley