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2023

24

Mar

Old as Shit Denise Richards Wants Your Money for Nudes of the Day

The weirdest thing about Old as Shit Denise Richards wanting your money for nudes, while looking like some botched clown that would haunt most people’s nightmares if they are one of those “I’m scared of clowns because I was molested by one at my childhood birthday party” types, since that face looks like it’s been drawn on by a caricature artist down at the boardwalk, despite being marketed as human and not cartoon…..

But yeah, the weirdest thing about an old bitch, who must have a worm in her brain, or some other parasite telling her what to do….or I guess it could be a money addiction now that Sheen child-support ran dry…..

IS…..

That she wasn’t even a nude model when she was young and hot….it’s like she was likely a Fliess girl whoring, that’s what I was told, but it was under wraps…and SHEEN has been pretty consistent in hist AIDS generating sex with porn trash…..making me assume she fucks like porn trash….yet she still played the “actress”….eye candy sure, but an actress…

So doing the whole porn thing late in life is either desperation, or HER passion, an if not now, than when situation…..something she always wanted to do but was too scared it would damage her career so she waited until she had no career…I don’t know…

But when Carmen Electra and other Playboy chicks do it, it makes a lot more sense to me, this one is just some rock bottom clown shit, but you probably like it…because in your mind, the 90s were the glory days, so now jerking off to the babes from the 90s, who are now in their 90s is your only joy….

Basically what I am saying is that I blame you for this.

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2023

24

Mar

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

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The single greatest trend is the On/Off.

It’s something that I am hoping hits grocery stores near me.

Because you know innovation is about identifying the problem and finding a solution to said problem….and my problem is seeing clothed women and wanting to see the nude version of themselves to make sure everything is in the right place.

No surprise dicks, giant sized saucer nips, shapewear hiding the gunts, sloppiness in tit, flat wide asses….

Just TRUTH…in this world of LIES….

Is that too much to fucking ask?!

Luckily, these girls ON/OFF, CLOTHED / UNCLOTHED like the best of them, we just need this brought to the mainstream, real life and off the internet screen, just an on/off booth for all women to walk in for men who ask them for a glimpse in all public spaces.

EASY.

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2023

24

Mar

Feminist Friday of the Day

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What is a woman?

Apparently a woman is not a man who lives as a woman in the world of WORLD ATHLETICS…because they just banned trans competitors from going against the women, so don’t expect Bruce Jenner to come back as Caitlin to destroy in the track and field categories he won back in 1976….which made him a legend….

It would be a smart viral campaign for the Olympic, you know, to show how inclusive they are by letting Bruce come in as Caitlin and destroy all these 20 year olds well into his 70s, you know to prove how fair it is for men to compete against women in sport, and to remind women athletes why men sexualize them instead of watching their sport, they just are advanced enough athletically…

I am sure feminists will take issue with that, but they take issue with everything…

One of their own from a YOUTUBE channel is going viral, people trying to cancel her, because she said being reduced to a person with uterus, or birthing person, or person who menstruates is derogatory and ANTI- WOMAN….because it is….

Trans are trans, women are women, men are men, stop the fucking insanity, it’s idiotic and obviously a distraction from something far bigger, maybe end of the world shit……

Another distraction, my favorite distraction, one that I hope replaces internet whining again, when everyone gets off their politic shit and go back to being normal…is the tits.

Now I don’t know if these are all women, or feminists, we’ll assume they are….so what is a woman doesn’t matter, when staring at tits….THE WAY it fucking should be.

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2023

24

Mar

Bella Thorne Glammed Up for her Bath Robe in the Bath Fetish Content of the Day

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Bella Thorne is a weird crossover star. Unlike other crossover stars, she’s not making the move from TV to FILM, which I guess is no longer a thing. She’s not crossing over from acting to singing, she’s not doing some theatre bullshit after being a Disney kid, she’s not even going from the writers room to in front of the camera…..she’s not PORN TO MAINSTREAM…but rather going mainstream to porn….

I think it’s all contrived, calculated, speaking to the generation of nude vendors, trying to keep her grip on her lame fans by seeming current…or she’s just a pervert into being sexualized and jerked off to because it’s all she knows from being in a fucking weird industry that caters to weird people.

Anyway, she produces the lowest level barely porn for her paying customers, I don’t know if this is from that, but I do know that she’s showing some feet for the feet people, wearing a robe for the robe people, some cleavage for the titty people, all glammed up for the make-up people, by a bath for the people who like their whores bathed so they don’t get another dudes splooge on them…..and I’m over here thinking “there’s know what that greasy bitch ever bathes”….fake news, they trolling us……

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2023

24

Mar

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

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I don’t know if full back panties make you nostalgic because they are the panties your now dead mother used to wear when you were growing up and you’d always sneak a sniff when you’d have a window of opportunity to pull a jerk when she was out at the grocery store or some shit…

I don’t know if they remind you of the 80s, back in the last time you had sex, because most girls were wearing the bikini brief as a daily underwear in the simpler less whorish time…..

Maybe they remind you of married life, or of relationship life, two things your intolerable weirdness can’t secure…..because you’re the worse….so staring at them is a girlfriend experience for you.

Or maybe you like girls in plus sized panties while on their periods, because you have a fertility fetish….NO MENOPAUSE for you.

Whatever your reason, there’s more than just thongs out there, there’s panties bigger than the average bikini bottom you’d see on any beach if you left the house….and that’s what makes the full back panty fetish a real thing.

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2023

24

Mar

Caroline Vreeland Nude of the Day

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Caroline Vreeland is a local hottie, so it’s important for me to bring nothing by praise her way….in the event I am out busking for stripper money and she walks past me and recognizes my internet troll stance….which won’t happen, since this site barely exists, but IMAGINE it did….

Not worth talking shit on someone, especially when that someone is a respectable wife and mother who moonlights posting racy content for the pervert fans with credit cards because it pays.

The racy content for the pervert fans is just “Instagram Influencer 2.0″….you have the dudes by the balls thanks to your tits, they already follow you and just beg for more tit, pervert sites repost the tits, and then brand deals are too few and far between, now that the celebs have decided to be influencers, or everyone and their mother became influences, so the real hero move, the strategic business move, is getting paid off the actual fans who care…

So yeah, big boobs bigger than your head in some artsy bath-tub selfies when the kid is at daycare or with the dad…is my kind of parenting…and I guess my kind of infleuncer influencing….because ultimately, even calling themselves influencers is a fucking joke, most of these people couldn’t influence anyone to do much but jerk off to them….OR in them….

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2023

24

Mar

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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I am not a virgin loser who works at a grocery store on some work program for retards, so that the agency that gives the retards works pays out the retard 2 dollars an hour for his work….

But I am about as accomplished as they are….so I guess that makes me a different kind of retard, still retarded, just not THAT retarded, but maybe things would be better if I was.

In not being a virgin loser retard who works at a grocery store, I have never gone to the fish section of the grocery store to sniff the fish after being told by my fellow retard who lives in the retard home with me that pussy smells like fish….so I’ve never jerked off to live or frozen fish thinking that it was as close to pussy as I’ve ever been….thanks to being a retard who can’t help but chronically jerk off….but I’m sure at various stages in my pre impotent life, I’ve basically chronically jerked off like a retard with no self control….I just never had the diagnosis.

All this to say, I think it’s pretty offensive that women entrap themselves in fishnets, further perpetuating that their vaginas smell like fish, not that women need vaginas anymore, but I’m sure those front holes get as fishy while they heal….

Point of the story….BABES IN FISHNETS….not realizing they are pepetuating a misogynistic LIE about vaginas that has transcended generations because one of our forefathers smelled a rank pussy before modern plumbing….

Those misogynists.

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2023

24

Mar

Human Pretzel with a Pretzel and Other Youtube Shorties of the Day

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Ass Swimming

Latex On a Off

Deep Stretch

Thong in a Body Suit

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2023

23

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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As much as I don’t mind when a girl pees on me, I mean it’s gross, but I am gross and at it’s been a solid way to see pussy over the years being someone a woman hates, or that all women hate.

It’s been one of those “fine, you wont fuck me, you won’t let me sing you love songs, you don’t like our romantic future together, but can you show me your tits”…..to which they always say “fuck off”….but when you say….”I dare you to piss in my face”…..to which 50 percent will contemplate doing…and at least 5 percent will do..it’s a numbers game, the bigger the funnel the more opportunity to see pussy in arguably the worst way.

I mean, this was before everyone integrating pee into sex because porn destroyed them, with the whole squirting thing, the whole sexualize peeing because I’ve seen everything else you do and I’m not really ready to dabble in POO.

Anyway, there’s another pee movement, not inspired by the porn pee movement, or the dude just trying to see pussy and pussy that hates him is the only way….and that’s the health and wellness, body hacker, drink your own pee movement.

The whole giving your body nutrients it expelled in the natural detoxifying…because your body doesn’t know best, and you need to reintegrate that waste into you….

Well, I’ve been told my entire life that pee was sterile, but now that it is a trend to make you stronger and better, the powers that be have gone out there to debunk it like it was horse de-wormer.

So apparently, pee is no longer sterile, don’t do the pee drinking movement, which means, we should probably be doing the whole pee drinking movement, otherwise they wouldn’t be debunking it and saying it is bad.

So get out there and drink your pee before they make it illegal

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2023

23

Mar

Brie Larson Nipples of the Day

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In the event you were wondering, Brie Larson, the overly hyped actress who is not hot, was never hot, but is packaged as hot, because she clearly made a fucking deal with some kind of demon who saw her as the least relatable actress to put in moves, since nerds will fucking fall for anyone they are told to….

But yeah, in the event you were wondering, even when she’s using her tits, her only asset that aren’t even that great and that don’t justify a celebrity career, she’s still ugly….and only makes me wonder who’s fucking nub of a dick did she lick like a clit to get where she’s got. She makes zero fucking sense to me.

I mean this shoot features her in a wife beater that looks like it’s been warn by an actual trailer park dwelling wife beater, all sweat and nicotine stained…but like all wife beaters, you can see her nipples through it…and she is still the least impressive actress around….

She could be doing puppetry of her pussy lips and I’d still think she wasn’t qualified to even do porn, unless it was gay porn, because she reminds me of a dude….or just a genderless slug who looks like she smells like a truck stop bathroom leeching off all our souls with her fake celebrity….that people actually pander to, accept, buy into….and it’s crazy.

How can you look at this and think “she’s so beautiful, she’s so in sexy, she’s so hot”….

I get that we’d fuck anything around, including a genderless slug we found in a truck stop bathroom, but at a certain point you gotta break out of the MATRIX and say, oh, they’re fucking with me, this is a troll, this is them seeing how far they can push up….kinda like when they tell you LIZZO is HOT and FIERCE….we’re onto you ESTABLISHMENT.

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