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2015

11

Mar

Katy Perry Crotch Shot of the Day

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I would assume that this picture of Katy Perry is the best picture taken of her in a long fucking time.

I like to think that she’s practicing showing the world her vagina for when she gives birth to her John Mayer baby in 7 months….as she is rumored to be pregnant….even though they are saying that the John Mayer baby is not a bump but rather just a gunt…

She is a big girl, so I could see how that could happen…but revisiting old penis to make babies…makes sense…

Now, I don’t hate Katy Perry, I think she’s probably just a sad girl with very few real friends, trying to figure it all out, or find some sense of normal, after blowing up to her crazy level …and I’m not just talking about her waistline… I mean rich and famous…

I mean, she’s awkward, quirky and very normal looking when you’re not staring at her rocking tits…who tricked the world into thinking she was important…it’s a crazy storyline that isn’t always filled with happiness…but luckily in this case…it is filled with a crotch shot from her concert…

All this to say, this may not even be Katy Perry…

TO See the rest of the pics CLICK HERE

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2015

11

Mar

Ekaterina Zueva for Serge Lee of the Day

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Here’s a pretty amazing shoot for TREATS! by a photographer named Serge Lee, of a girl named Ekaterina Zueva, which sounds pretty local to LA, where treats is based, I mean if you were to factor in all the hot as fuck mail order brides that have been shipped over here with dreams of becoming famous models….not that I know anything about Ekaterina Zueva, for all I know she could be from Jersey and her dad could be an engineer and she may not even be a Russian who managed to escape a fate of being a web cam model, working the sex trade, thanks to either being tall enough or rich enough to buy US citizenship of her own…

It doesn’t mater, what matters is that she’s got the right idea on how to really launch her career. You know being a model is hard, competitive and there are so many millions of girls who are just more connected or focused…or even already working…

So the key is to bring out the big guns, show the world you want to win, by getting naked in artistic shots, that as long as they are black and white and in an erotic art magazine, are not actually doing porn…

It’s such great logic…because as of today, I now know who Ekaterina Zueva is…..and I want to be her friend.

Posted in:Ekaterina Zueva

2015

11

Mar

Emmanuelle Chriqui Inspirational Bikini Tit of the Day

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Emmanuelle Chriqui is another one of these Canadians, turned American for the sake of their bullshit acting career, that I don’t think really went anywhere that amazing, but that I do know it got her on Entourage and all the bros fucking love Entourage….

Since Entourage, I haven’t seen much of her, but she’s starting to make a comeback, slowly…by using social media bikini pics…a strategy we know way too many girls use….

Only instead of being a straight up whore about it…she’s posting it alongside words of wisdom…

When I stand, looking out into the world and reflect on what’s important, I realize that it’s our shared experience. My heart goes out to all the voices in nature that fall on deaf ears. Our world becomes lonely as we pollute our oceans; as species become extinct. We must come together, not only for each other, but for the health of marine wildlife. They need us to listen and be compassionate. I’m donating my money to lonelywhale.com to help the plight of whales and our oceans.

I don’t know about you, but I like my side tit cleavage pics on the beack to come with inspirational speeches…it just makes it seem like they serve a greater purpose than just saying “look at my tits”…

Posted in:Emmanuelle Chriqui

2015

11

Mar

Jessica Lowndes Self Shot Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

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Jessica Lowndes is a bit of a joker. She’s a Canadian who moved to LA after being on Degrassi alongside Drake….who moved to LA to be on a similar show called 90210 the Desperate Attempt to Bring it Back because the real mind who understood TV at Spelling Productions was Aaron and that motherfucker is dead…and his legacy of shitty primetime soap operas that target different markets was pretty much shit on…

That said, unlike Drake, she didn’t get very successful. More importantly, she also turned her back to Canada and full immersed herself in the LA Life, which would explain why she looks like she’s had a lot of work done on her rocking body…

But more importantly, it would explain why she’s instagram modeling hard, posting as many bikini pics as possible, because she knows you don’t matter without bikini pics and followers, and bikini pics get followers, and I guess once investing in the tits, it only made sense to keep it up…

For a while, I was like “look at this desperate bitch, got on one TV show and keeps hanging on”…

But now, I kind of love it…but in my defence, I think instagram models/ hookers are a lot more fun than hollywood models and hookers, because instagram models don’t make money, so they are easy to win over and buy…while real models/hookers are out of even my tiny little budget…

All this to say…keep up the good work Canada.

Posted in:Jessica Lowndes

2015

11

Mar

Reporter Gets Mugged on TV and Other Videos of the Day

Naked Man in the Mall

Fuck Her Right in the Pussy from LA

Fat Guy and Tiny Bike

Truck VS Toll Booth

Protester Gets Run the Fuck Over By a Horse I Assume She is Protesting

Today in Suicide…

Acrobat VS 4 Flights of Stairs

Cop VS Spring Break

Girl’s Helmet is On Wrong

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

11

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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My new Tinder line is “why haven’t we had penetrative vaginal or anal sex yet, I feel like you don’t like me”..

It doesn’t work.

Another thing that doesn’t work is telling a girl that you fear her pussy because it is old and used up….

So if you’re trying to get up in a girl…don’t tell her that you fear her pussy because it is old and used up….even if you are used to younger less traveled pussies…

Here are some morning links at 1 pm…

Hullahoop Girl of the Day
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So Much Underboob
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Walking Dead has an LA Spinoff
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Kerrie McMahon is a Water Whore
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The Man Who Turns Himself into Kim Kardashian
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Fat Kelly Brook is Trying to Get Fit
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Another Water Whore
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Emanuelle Chriqui Side Boob
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Johnny Depp Gets Injured on Set
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Karlie Kloss Will Be in Zoolander 2
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2015

11

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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Some girl just told me she likes my glasses because they were creepy….so I took them off…stared her in the eyes and asked if I could babysit her children…

I like to commit to things….except things that matter…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Zoolander Does Valentino
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Big Fucking Cleavage
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Woman Stabs Husband After Finding Nudes on his Phone
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Jen Selter’s Great Ass
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Stephanie Sigman Topless New Bond Girl
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95 Year Old SMASHES RUnning Record for his Age Group
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Courtney Stodden in a Tiny Bikini
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Taylor Swift Legs
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Jenny is the Slut of the Day
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Jessica Alba’s Night Out
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Miss Germany is Amazing
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Amanda Seyfried is Perfect
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Iggy Azalea’s Quit Instagram
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Miller High Life Guy Dead
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Girls Taking Selfies
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Genesis Rodriguez at an Event..
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Alessandra Ambrosio Working the Parking Lot…
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Ariana Grande Falls
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Eva Mendes on her Birthday
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Ashley Tisdale in Glasses
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Selma Blair Big Tits
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Selena Gomez is Fat
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Lucy Hale Hard Nipples
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Elizabeth Hurley in a Tight Dress
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Suge Knight is Going to Jail for a Long Time
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Flight Attendant Dances to Uptown Funk
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Lara Stone for H&M
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Channing Tatum is Planning Ghostbusters Remake…
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Is Cracking Your Knuckles Bad for You
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Dude Losing his Mind
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Jourdan Dunn See Through…
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This Dog Knows a Scary Trick
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Josephine Skriver for Victoria’s Secret
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There are 2 Bachelorettes on The Bachelorette
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Hayden Panettiere and Her Baby on Set of the Day
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Imogen Thomas in a Bikini…
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Frozen Pipe Melting
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Sex in a Box Trailer
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Thong Ass of the Day
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Daredevil Has a New Trailer
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Chloe Sevigny is Annoyed by Jennifer Lawrence…
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Girls with Glasses
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Florida Deputy Takes Down Two Men
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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FREE NAKED GIRLS FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD LETTING YOU WATCH
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Kelly Brook’s Pussy Painted
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Big Tits in White Lingerie
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Greek Slut of the Day
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So Many Amazing Cam Girls…
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Lara Flynn Boyle Tits…
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Kink Video of the Day
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Weirdo Masturbation Technique
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Bike Crash of the Day
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Graffitti Artist Loser
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Girls Naked and Getting Stoned!
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

10

Mar

Rosalind Lipsett’s Modelbombing of the Day

Last year, while on set for Bikini shoot, Irish model and comedic actress Rosalind Lipsett came up with Model Bombing and brought it to life…

She said “Modelbombing is the act of turning the world into your own fashion photoshoot or runway and anyone can do it.” It is like a photobomb – trolling people…making them question what the hell is going on…but you gotta be I guess you need to be a model to do it, otherwise you just look like an asshole…since models can’t look like assholes…because you’re too busy trying to look at their assholes to care..

All this to say, she’s decided to take her comedy to the next level, by Modelbombing in Venice, only this time she Social Networks in person, and hands out signed 8 x 10s to people who have never heard of her before, but who like her and pretend they have heard of her, because she’s hot as fuck…

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2015

10

Mar

Selena Gomez Ass of the Day

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You’re probably looking at Selena Gomez’s ass, trying to decide how many times Bieber came in it, maybe even wondering if he took her anal virginity, or if that happened in an office at Disney when her mom was treating those early auditions as if they were “doctor visits”, in a “this will only hurt a minute”….”do it for our Mexican Familey”….but I keep looking at her puffy little face that makes me laugh..

She looks like a Disney Cartoon character, and I doubt that is a coincidence, they probably made her in a lab…and her tits aren’t the only fake thing on her…

Sure they pretend it is Lupus meds, the steroids making her inflate…but there’s no fun in that story…I mean that almost makes me feel bad, seeing as I know people who died prematurely from Lupus…but when you separate real life, and these idiots living the fantasy life…who gives a fuck if they have a terminal illness, when you can just laugh at their face.

TO SEE THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Selena Gomez

2015

10

Mar

Taylor Swift for Dolly Magazine of the Day

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Taylor Swift isn’t as terrible of a person as I want her to be. She’s just so good at maintaining her public image for the sake of Album sales, that she never gets caught straying off course, and if she does, she’s points fingers, blames dudes, does what ever she can to stay squeaky clean…and I kind of like the lie that is going on with her, because I know that nothing is what it seems…and that any young girl…with a ton of money hanging out with all these little coke head models….in luxury settings…is being bad as fuck…

I just like these pics…all conservative with an evil smile…looking down at us like we’re all idiots and that she’s fucking won…because she pretty much have…

To See Pparazzi Pics of Taylor Swifts Legs CLICK HERE

Posted in:Taylor Swift