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2023

23

Mar

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

In their genderless world there’s only one orifice that’s politically correct in this woke world…

HOW can you market your VAGINA when there are so many men who wish they were born with vaginas, not ever able to have the vagina….it’s RACIST, you BIGOT….

SO you go back to the ASSHOLE, you play it up, you make underwear that lets it air out, because you want people of the world WORSHIPPING the Asshole…

I can only assume it’s because that’s how they spread parasites that control our minds across humanity….but that’s probably just a conspiracy….

Isn’t it.

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2023

23

Mar

Halle Berry Nude Mirror Selfie of the Day

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I like to think that Halle Berry is the old guard, or the old Hollywood, not the Glamour Hollywood of the 40s, where everyone was on drugs, being exploited in all kinds of fun ways, while presenting themselves as glitz and glam….but 90s, pre internet old Hollywood where she knew that getting ahead required uncomfortable positions like sucking off mangled Weinstein cock….not that Halle Berry sucked off Weinstein, but there were probably 1000 different level Weinstein types in the era and dicks were sucked to break out…..

So Halle Berry, an old school whore presented as a classy, exclusive, high profile because celebs were not the same species as normies….who was not like the desperate, thirsty, public internet public facing fame whores we’re forced to see daily….but who probably had a similar approach, just more behind the scenes…

Anyway, she’s managed to figure out how internet whoring works in her old age, with these slutty mirror selfies, all topless and hugging her tits, in a trying to get jerked off to kind of way….I’m into it…you know she’s a hero who let little white girls know that someone who looked like them could make it in Hollywood no matter how tanned they were….

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2023

23

Mar

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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Titty Drops are not a gameshow on TV hosted by Ryan Seacrest yet…..but they probably will be because society just gets dumber and dumber, content gets dumber and dumber, porn gets more and more mainstream, and we’re basically living in retard-ville….clearly something Seacrest knows how to capitalize on after some of his fortune being made by the shitty Kardashians….

Titty Drops may never be a gameshow on TV hosted by Ryan Seacrest, even though they should be….but lucky for us, these girls are out here doing the hard work of promoting a movement of women flashing their tits in movement to strangers on the internet….all slow motion and with a jiggle…

Titty Drops may not be the future, I am rooting for them in this world of everyone having tits, which means like in sports, the trans women will probably do it better than the actual women, so that they’ll win all the women accolades and end up on the cover of women’s week magazines on women’s day…..but they are the NOW…on the internet…

TITTY DROPS!

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2023

23

Mar

Sophie Mudd Big Tits of the Day

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Sophie Mudd is a reminder that my biggest fail being on the sidelines of internet whoring for as long as I have been, is not launching OnlyFans, because those motherfuckers print money..

That’s not to say that I have the resources, the connections, the know how to get a site like OnlyFans built, but it’s to say that I knew that at a certain point girls would sell their NSFW version of their content. Their too hot for instagram content to the perverts.

I figured they were posting it anyway for free, why not level up to get paid….the porn chicks had been doing it for decades before them….

I guess I just didnt expect everyone to be as into the idea as they were, because I just assumed wrongfully that the girls on instagram with their tits out were trying to prove that they weren’t only popular due to tits.

Like they were legit people, like they were legit talent, like they were brand sweethearts cast in all the campaigns, when really, the real money is selling the nudes….or the semi nudes…or the racy content that I thought would be too racy for them to sell….

The point of the story is Sophie Mudd was always big naturals, but at a time, she wasn’t positioning herself as only being big naturals, but everyone’s got a price and we’re glad they do because this shit is a better version of Sophie Mudd….doing what her tits were destined to do…CASH IN…

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2023

23

Mar

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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I don’t know if you can see the dimmed out sun behind all those chemtrails, but why would you care, when you can just look at pictures of the sun on your instagram feed, or on your computer screen. Like the Yuletide Fireplace of relaxation in your shitty apartment, soon, you’ll just have a 24 look of the sun to get you as close as you can get to the natural healing benefits of the sun, in this totally unnatural, poison filled world….

But I like to think that girls still find obscure vacation spots that still have a sun, that still allow them to crisp up proper, so that they can take pics of themselves nude to see the fun pattern the sun left behind….

Even though, it’s probably all just fake shit out of a jar, stained skin on tanlined skin, but when you’re not licking off the sauce and just looking at pics of it, who cares if it’s just make-up really…the effect is the same and that’s good enough in this low expectation, flimsy fucking content world.

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2023

23

Mar

Yoga Moves and Other Youtube Shorties of the Day

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Underwater

Deep Stretch

That Dance Girl…

Knee High Boots

Porn Ballerina

Big Splits….

Yoga Moves

Posted in:Videos|Youtube Shorties!

2023

23

Mar

Girl Paints Wall in Bikini of the Day

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I don’t know who this YOUDRI character is, but she seems to be a VLOGGER, doing important VLOGGER things for the people who don’t have interesting lives of their own, so instead they watch other people living, even if it’s fake living, it’s better than their living.

It’s unfortunate her name is YouDri and not YouWet…you know to make things more comedic..

I didn’t do a real deep dive into YOUDRI to see how racy or half naked her content is, or whether this is all a way to promote her only fans.

I just saw that she’s painting a wall in her bikini and it reminded me that when girls do anything in a bikini, it makes that thing better for a pervert to jerk off to.

It’s not rocket science clickbait, but whether it’s cooking, cleaning, working out, the bikini is the fucking answer to making it worth watching.

So in this video, YouDri delivers that goods when she power washes and paints the wall by her pool in what looks like some Central or South American country..

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2023

22

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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I wonder how many people have fucked their stepfamily members after being pushed incest porn from the evil porn sites that have destroyed the porn industry, while destroying the fabric of society, by somehow being seen as a cool thing to be part of, interested in, involved in…..

So many freakish degenerates have lost their filter of what is gross and disgusting and abnormal in this world of trying to get a boner after being desensitized. Porn has ruined the world, thanks to NORMIES not knowing how to handle it….

I wonder how many people have fucked their actually family members because they are being pushed incest porn propaganda from their favorite sites where they get to see gross people fucking….because we’re all just a pile of mindless, easy to influence and manipulate chronic masturbators who do what the internet robots tell us to do…

I am sure there’s been some retard INCEST babies born because of the BIG PORN….and here are some stepLINKS…

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Singer Mogli See Through Bra on Instagram
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7 Horrible Celebs
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Gisele is Not Dating a Billionaire
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Sahara Ray Goes Viral for a Racy Shoot
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Alana Smith Topless in a Show
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Ashley Benson Hot at an Event
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Asia Ortega Nude in a SHow
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Dick Van Dyke is Recovering
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Cool Miniature Train
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The World’s Hottest Athlete Does some Modeling
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Dove Cameron is in New York
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Bad Bunny’s Ex is Suing for 40 Million
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Woman in Walmart with a Knife Gets Tased
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How Exchanged iPhones Get Refurbished
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Kylie Jenner Launches New Product No One Cares About
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Man Screaming at Closed Mall
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Scary Baby Prank
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Crashtest Head without a Helmet
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Bri Teresi in a Skimpy Swimsuit
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Tennis Influencer in a Hot Outfit
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Nude Model in Black and White
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Debby Ryan Takes You Inside her Home with her Husband
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Man Almost Gets Trapped Under Ice Swimming in Frozen Lake
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Olivia Culpo Links up with Candice Swanepoel
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Zoey Dress at an Event
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Phoebe Tonkin at an Event
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Ashley Benson Hot at an Event
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Big Blonde Bo9obies
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Baby Got Back!
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Fast Food Titties
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Reddit Amateur
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Girl Reading Book Decides to Strip
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Legs Up Pussy Rub
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Lots of Titties
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Blue Dress Removal
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Dildo Demo
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27 People Having a Shit Day
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Weed and Sex
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Spit Roast on the Train
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Real Escorts
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Predict a Riot with Topless Rioters
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Close Up Dildo Time!
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Tits and the Guitar
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Before the beach Fuck
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2023

22

Mar

Leni Klum is Shaking her Ass for FILA of the Day

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Leni Klum is Heidi Klum’s tiny body with giant tit daughter who is working as a model now that she’s old enough to cash in on the family name.

I am all for the product of EUGENICS bringing the giant tits to the internet in brand supported content, like this project with the 90s shoe company that probably never went anywhere, FILA.

The only issue that I have with it, is that when you have a top tier celebrity spawn with tits bigger than our heads, you should probably put the focus on that instead of her ass in shorts doing some weird skip, jump, jog, twerk thing…,

The fact is that Leni’s big boobs are her focal point so maybe the play would be to strap the shoes to her tits and see how they fucking do on when doing burpies, or push ups, or really any yoga move that involves tits being squished….

I think it’s far better approach to marketing, especially when you know her pay day is hefty because of her last name and the fact that she is seen as more important than the other whores who don’t have important moms, or giant tits….and the truth is, she is. That’s how captialism works you communist cucks.

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2023

22

Mar

Josephine Skriver’s Topless in Bed with Pantyhose On of the Day

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There was a time when Victoria’s Secret sourced and delivered hot chicks to us. They were high paid hot chicks that they imported from around the world and probably passed around to their friends, but when you’re high paid, who fucking cares, it’s all part of the experience.

Josephine Skriver was one of their final hot chicks, before going woke and broke with fatties and useless instagram trash….

She is a designer baby, produced in a lab by a marine biologist gay man and a lesbian egg donor….

She’s basically the future of birth now that everyone’s a fag….

So I like to check in to see if she’s still hot, or if she’s developed any weird growths where their technology back in the 90s lacked what it needed for longevity.

Looks like she’s still doing ok for a dystopian pussy you can still jerk off to, if you’re not brainwashed into only liking fatties….

She’s in bed with pantyhose on like a little whore created in a lab…like some kind of very expensive sex doll.

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