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2015

24

Feb

Woman Strips Naked after Getting a Traffic Violation and Other Videos of the Day

TOpless Protestors of the Day

Polite Englishman in a McDonald’s Fight

Bully Gets a Taste of Karma

Don’t Water the Flowers Near Drunk Drivers

My Kind of Bunny

Naked Chick in the Kitchen

40 Hours of Snow Timelapse

Reporter Says Jigaboo

Car VS Exposed Manhole

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

24

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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My sexting line today was “I have 7 minutes to get off, I am going to look at pics of you and see what comes of it”…

It works because apparently, girls like things presented to them as challenges….

Even if they don’t want to get me off, that sense of urgency makes them try their best to get me off…

The timeline makes things seem less creepy…like this needs to happen…here and now…

Here are some stepLINKS…in the Morning…

The Kid Who Got Charged With Assault After Acting Out 50 Shade of Grey
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Girls Tugging At Their Clothes
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Cameron Diaz Tattoo of the Day
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Victoria Silvstedt’s in a Bikini
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Kate Hudson in Some SHorts
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Real Life Giant Robot
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This Motherfucker can JUMP
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Michael Keaton Putting Away his Oscar Speech
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Behind the Back Shot
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Anna Kendrick Does Twitter.
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Some Aussie Trick Shots
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

23

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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Telling a girl that the rain reminds you of when she squirts as she fucks another man, coupled with your tears from not being allowed to watch…usually won’t seduce a girl….

Then telling her the rainbow you see after the rainfall reminds you of the miscarriage you wish you gave her…all full of colors and beautiful because you’re not ready to be a dad….usually won’t seduce a girl…

Then sending her a picture of a floral XXL lingerie set at target that you see a married 20 year old Mexican looking couple buying for the “get it in and make another baby” night they have planned…usually won’t seduce a girl…

But telling a girl you want to put her entire pussy in your mouth, so that you can gently suck on the whole thing, sliding your tongue up and down her clit, as she pushes her hips into your face..controlling her orgasm with your mouth….will usually seduce a girl….

Here are some stepLINKS

This Week in TV Nudity
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Footage of Pharmacist Shooting an Armed Robber…
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Today in Big Fucking Tits
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Phoebe Price Awesome TIts at an Oscar Party
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Chyna Twerking
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Slut of the Day
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Gwyneth Paltrow at the Oscars of the Day
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Scarlett Johansson in a Black Dress and Lesbian Haircut for Oscars
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Scarlett Johansson Molested by John Travolta
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Kelly Brook Showing Some Tits
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The Official Celebrities with Herpes List
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Emma Watson Loves Steve Carell
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Canada Man’s Snow Tunnel of the Day
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Sean Penn is Racist
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35 Funny Strip Club Names
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Looking Down Amy Smart’s Shirt
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Freak from American Horror Story is Dead
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Scout Willis See Through Dress
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Bourbon Virus
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Sarah Hyland in a Tight Dress
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Gigi Hadid for Yu Tsai
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Irina Shayk in a Hot Dress
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Today in THigh Gaps
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More Stella Maxwell in a Bikini Pics
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Bar Refaeli is Boring as Fuck
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Irina Shayk is Pretty Good
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Cat VS Snowbank
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Christina Aguilera is Fat as Fuck
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Laura Vandervoort Bullshit
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The Grossest Things Ever Found in Hotel Rooms
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Candice Swanepoel for Victoria’s Secret
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Joan Rivers Was Not Included in the Oscar Memorial
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Girls in Sports Bras
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Octopus Jumps Out of the Water for the Kill
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Cop of the Day
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Squirt in the Kitchen
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Tanning Bed ASs Fingers..
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Amber Got Some Big Titty
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Big Naturals
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Titty Pin Cushion
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FREE NAKED GIRLS FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD LETTING YOU WATCH
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Big Clit VS NYC
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Japanese Wall of Ass
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Lesbian Boobie Fight
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The Benefit of Being an Amputee is Fisting
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MMMMMM PUKE
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On Stage Face Fuck
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Belly Fat VS Face
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Greek Slut of the Day
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Dude Gone Crazy on Shrooms…
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Girl Mooning Her Ass
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Library Slut
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Girls Naked and Getting Stoned!
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

23

Feb

Emma Stone Panty Flash of the Day

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Emma Stone isn’t hot…she’s got a weird fucking mouth and the fact that she has a career after booking some Michael Cera indy movie blows my fucking mind. I guess she just went viral amongst the nerds and is getting serious pay days now. It’s weird…at least based on her weird fucking mouth that annoys the fuck out of me…for no real reason…because I don’t have to watch it eat, in fact I don’t have to watch it ever…I can turn her and really every celebrity off..thanks to the power button on my TV and that makes me happy, and makes me wish the rest of the world did too…cuz this girl has no business being rich…I don’t care how hard she flashes her panties on the Oscar red carpet to distract from her mouth, or to give people something to talk about…she is not good enough to matter…panty flash or not…but she matters…and that falls onto us as the real failures, we created this…and I don’t understand why…but as long as the panties are shown, I’m gonna look at them….cuz panties are a fetish of mine, looking and sniffing, and pulling them to the side…not me wearing them…I’m a weird pervert…but not that weird.

Posted in:Emma Stone

2015

23

Feb

Sara Sampaio’s SKinny Bikini Pics of the Day

Victoria's Secret models Sara Sampaio, Jasmine Tookes and Romee Strijd relax poolside in Miami

I used to think that the worst thing about Portuguese girls is pretty much everything…but I’m just saying that because I once had some portuguese boss who was a total bitch, but I’m not sure if he was actually a woman, or if he just acted like one. You know all heated, son of a fisherman, piece of shit…with some fat wife who thought she was a fucking princess, who I guess didn’t realize that Portugal, despite it’s beautiful landscape is the asshole of Europe…because as Portuguese, they stick amongst themselves…

But then I’ve met some cool people from Portugal, some babes from Portugal, and I realized, the issue wasn’t Portuguese people, but rather first generation Canadian portuguese people, allowing me to find a love for the right Portuguese girl, you know the ones without the moustaches…

That said, none of the Portuguese people I have met have ever heard of Sara Sampaio, even though she milks her Portuguese roots more than she milks the family cow for milk, at least based on her skinny fucking body, but maybe she just has a fast metabolism…

All this to say this fat bitch, Sara Sampaio’s not so fat…in her bikini ..

Posted in:Sara Sampaio

2015

23

Feb

Miley Cyrus is Amazing of the Day

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Miley Cyrus is a babe…I am pretty into all that she is doing, at least in Pop music, because let’s face it, who gives a fuck about any of the other popstars…they are just as bullshit as this one, but they have far less to prove in efforts to break free from being a Disney Bitch, looking for street cred, going to that extreme…which makes them more boring in their attempts…

So here is Miley, who is a babe, in some lingerie looking outfit at an event…and if you look at it cross eyed for long enough, you’ll totally see her vag.

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2015

23

Feb

Jessica Szohr Kissing her Friend of the Day

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The only thing I don’t like about a girl named Jessica Szohr, is the constant reminder of the sores she may or may not have germinating in her genitals, thanks to being Hollywood, a place where having herpes is almost a status symbol, like the secret powerful virus that gets you into all the right events, despite being painful sores on your genitals, since all the cool kids have it in a “OMg, you don’t have herpes, you totally haven’t been fucking high profile enough people”…it’s a horrible, vapid, empty, insane place this Hollywood bullshit…but if you want to make it to feed your little ego that tells you that you’ve got what it takes…you need a little more than your name to be SZOHR and a lot more of the rash on your cunt to be open sores…and based on her level of success and lesbianism on her social media, it’s safe to say…she may not have sores…but instead is just named SZOHR…

Yes…I just did a useless rant about a girl I don’t know based on her name rhyming with sores…my life is pathetic.

Posted in:Jessica Szohr

2015

23

Feb

Behati Prinsloo Nipple Flash of the Day

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If a nipple has been licked and sucked on by Adam Levine….like Behati Prinsloo’s nipple…does it still count as a nipple…or does it represent all evil in this world…

I guess I’ll let you figure that one out…but I’m going with it represents all evil…as we know it is the host body that will carry a baby to this world….but I don’t want to influence your opinion…

Posted in:Behati Prinsloo

2015

23

Feb

Stella Maxwell Bikini Pictures of the Day

Stella Maxwell poses in a black bikini for a Victoria's Secret photo shoot in Miami

Stella Maxwell is some hipster model, who befriended the Barbara Palvin girl from Victoria’s Secret, kind of like the weirdo latch on friend, who went to all the events with Barbara Palvin, and eventually got introduced to the right people at Victoria’s Secret, where I guess they sold her as the hipster, edgy looking model with a lot of instagram followers, who the kids are connecting with, since every walk down any street in America feels like a Urban Outfitters Coachella commercial, leading to her becoming the new Victorias Secret girl, despite not having much of a lingerie or bikini body to normal people, while looking pretty perfect to me, since I like skinny bitches, hate fat bitches, and encourage girls to develop eating disorders to become too weak to resist my romance…

Here are some pics of her bikini modelng.

Posted in:Stella Maxwell

2015

23

Feb

Eva Amurri Yoga of the Day

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When you’re looking for fitness inspiration on social media, I wouldn’t suggest Susan Sarandon’s daughter’s instagram page, I mean not that she likes to be known for as Susan Sarandon’s daughter, it’s so annoying for her when she goes to castings I am sure, which is the reason why she did all this topless shit for Californication, before realizing that getting paid shit to get topless on Tv, is way less fun than living off the trust fund allowance, and marrying some rich dude to finance her like she was financed her whole life, since working is silly…unless it just comes to you because you’re Susan Sarandon’s daughter…ya know…

HEre she is in Yoga poses…boring…

Posted in:Eva Amurri