2015
10
Feb
Selena Gomez posted instagram erotica if you consider no concept photoshoots for instagram, where she’s all black and white, and less pudgy than she normally is, with no pants on and spread but not the way you want her spread erotic…which I do….and not just because I know Justin Beiber had sex with her…but because I am a pervert capable of masturbating to anything that involves tween starlets who aren’t tweens thanks to Disney stealing their innocence…
Posted in:Selena Gomez
2015
10
Feb
Charli XCX loves showing off her ass…if anything I think that’s the only reason she exists. I’ve seen her in person at least once and she was wearing some leotard jacked up her ass, with no pants on, just casually…because I guess that’s how you get your music heard these days….you do it as half naked as possible…and people will care…and based on her success, I am going to assume that people do care…she’s massive now…
You know once just a UK slag doing UK slag things…and now an American hit, living the American dream…like she was the fucking Rolling Stones or the Beetles…all from showing a little ass….pretty easy concept…so girls…show your ass. It will work for you.
Posted in:Charli XCX
2015
10
Feb
Photographer YU TSIA took these pics of Gigi Hadid, because I guess they became best friends when he was shooting for SPORTS ILLUSTRATED ….and got her into the studio, because, she is, in the event you didn’t know, the number one model of the year, thanks to proper positioning, and a little bit of family connections…and instead of going to college like all the other 19 year olds her age, she can make lots of money being a vapid cunt…all while feeding her ego…and more importantly, the ego of her narcissistic parents who made her and who she is a constant reminder of how great their cum and ovaries are….
Either way, hot pics.
Posted in:Gigi Hadid
2015
10
Feb
I used to make fun of fat girls, but then I realized I was only doing that because I was angry that I was married to one, and everything they told me about obesity, like premature death and disease wasn’t happening fast enough…it’s easier than divorce…
I’ve even made fun of ROBYN LAWLEY in the past….because I’m a jerk…
Then I started making fun of skinny girls, calling them fat, but only models who get paid 100,000 dollar day rates, because I feel they deserve the scrutiny…and should starve themselves to justify those pay days…
But as someone who fucks fat girls…I don’t mind em, I actually like how insecure they are and how hard they will make up for it in bed…
More importantly, as someone who knows fat girls on an intimate level, this fat chick who Sports Illustrated is milking hard, is hardly even that fat…she’s proportionate, and sure she may out weight Kate Upton, who is actually plus sized, but in denial….she looks less sloppy….
If they were to really try to make an impact…there would be more cellulite..and gunts…this is just no different than their other models…so this whole PR push about this is insanity….
Here are some of the pics…
TO SEE MY RECAP OF THE WHOLE ISSUE CLICK HERE
TO SEE ALL THE SPORTS ILLUSTRATED PICS AND VIDEOS VISIT SI.com
Posted in:Robyn Lawley
2015
10
Feb
This nude pic of Zahra Schreiber, some WWE wrestler, have been doing the rounds the last little while, and I am surprised anyone would fucking care because WWE wrestlers are practically pornstars…and even if they don’t fuck on camera, look like they will give you a lap dance for 10 dollars a song…I mean that’s how they do their low grade casting for low grade women…with fake tits and cheesy everything, because that’s just what wrestling speaks to…
So tits happened, with the one thing that makes wrestling not gay, their dick clit thanks to steroid, trashy women…
I love that this is being pushed as “accidentally posted to instagram”….it is like the upload process just accidentally allows you to put shit up…I mean the reason I don’t bother with instagram is that it takes too long to get a picture up…this is called getting your name on the radar…a little press that should be a sex tape…it worked for Farrah Abraham…it can work for any low level.
Posted in:Zahra Schreiber
2015
10
Feb
I like to think I am the reason Cora Keegan grew out her bush, dyed her hair, and decided to post naked in something she knew I would see, because she’s obviously my number 1 fan, and that’s why she refuses to let me braid my beard into her pussy hair so that we can always be together, but more importantly, why she refuses to answer my tweets, and instagram comments, begging her to be my forever girl by letting me lock her in my basement….forever…it’s really the only way my wife will allow it…and there’s not much more romantic than abducting the one you love…
That said, she’s giving us a lot with being naked and all, but she’s hardly giving us anything, or scratching the surface of what she is capable of, meaning these naked pics just remind me of how hard she’s failed….because as hot as she is…she should be a household name, even if modeling is dumb as fuck…way to do it.
I’m still into this…because she’s naked….and basically that’s all it takes…
Posted in:Cora Keegan
2015
10
Feb
Apparently this Felicity Jones girl is nominated for an Oscar for a movie called “The Theory of Everything”….and not for her breakout role in The Amazing Spiderman 2.
I am pretty sure I’ve never heard of her, met her, had sex with her, so you may be wondering why I am doing a post on her like I have some vested interest in her, or emotional attachment to her, but the reality is that I have nothing better to do with myself, and I figure posting barely sexy pics of 31 year old UK women living in LA making it….is just the best way to spend my time..
I mean she’s hot enough under lighting, make-up and all that other professional photography things, I’m confused why they aren’t showing her body, is she an amputee, bottom heavy, disgusting?…I’m more into raw, real, leaked pics of spread asshole pics to get famous…none of this actually doing a movie that has critical success bullshit…this is the Kardashian era of the selfie….figure it out.
Via VIOLET GREY
TO SEE PICS OF HER AT AN EVENT CLICK HERE
Posted in:Felicity Jones
2015
10
Feb
The good people at GALORE have pulled off another great shoot with a relevant person for their magazine, because their magazine is pretty relevant now, everyone loves them and loves working with them, and I am all for new generation taking over the old school, slow moving, repetitive, boring, out of touch, sluggish magazines of the past, I am just not all for Sarah Hyland. She freaks me out, like some kind of horror movie muppet in her 20s, who looks 9. It’s weird…but the same reason why you find her hot, because you’re weird…and 9 year olds, especially in girl guide outfits…are your jam…
Posted in:Sarah Hyland
2015
10
Feb
Kate Moss, Daria Werbowy and Lara Stone are all imitating each other in this three cover issue of Vogue, that you probably won’t find hot, but that I find hot, because I like looking at models, unless I am next to the models, in which case I fear models, since models are all 7 foot tall, broad shouldered freaks…but when in pictures, like these pictures, not naked or spread legged enough for my liking, but spread legged enough to imagine them spread legged enough, because when you think of how much sex these models have had with rockstars, actors, and other dirty fucking rich people, maybe their vaginas gaping is better in panties…you know they are washed up…but still dirty….
Either way, interesting concept…
Posted in:Fashion
2015
10
Feb
Miley Cyrus and Madonna are best friends…which is appropriate because Madonna wants to suck the blood out of Miley’s vagina during her period to get her youthful powers, you know to keep relevant, in what may even be a lab experiment made my Madonna’s hired scientists, that was conceptualized at a party in the early 90s when Billy Ray Cyrus was at his peak and Madonna had this idea to give him a second hit…
Who fucking knows…I just know that I’ve seen them grinding up on each other, Miley in short shorts and Madonna in a corset busting out, and maybe their friendship is legit, but whether it is or not, it’s still some kind of twisted fantasy you can jerk off to…mainly because of Miley…she’s hot as fuck…
Posted in:Miley Cyrus
