2015
06
Feb
Dancing with the Stars, Ryan Seacrest fucking, Julianne Hough posted a pictures of her in what I assume is a Sports bra…or sleazy dancing top…because she knows that if she wasn’t rich and connected, her dance career like so many other professionally trained dancers would end in the strip club doing lap dances…I guess…part of her wishes it ended up that way…because that’s where true dancers live, work,.and make strangers cum for money…the whoue thing is highly erotic….
Posted in:Julianne Hough
2015
06
Feb
Being Canadian, I am obligated to write at least one Canadian post a week, it’s how communism works, and this week’s Canadian who I’ve never met, even though Canada is like a small friendly town, that can have the occassional cunts who think they are bigger and better than Canada, like Jessica Lowndes, who has gone to LA all entitled to be on some shitty TV show no one cares about, only to end up resorting to intagram bikini pics to hope that people notice…because if they don’t notice, her work Visa will expire, and she’ll be forced by home to work community theater or some shit…so everyone, do as she says, and look at her ass..
Posted in:Uncategorized
2015
06
Feb
I’ve been doing this a long time and I am an alcoholic, so I get pretty confused as to whether I’ve seen these pictures before or not. It’s like my memory shot, coupled with not giving a fuck about chubby Ashley Benson, who is very famous in some circles, like Instagram, thanks to instagram being a fucking lie, but more importantly, thanks to her being on a very popular show…
I think she’s most interesting when fucking in a threesome for Harmony Korine, but even that wasn’t so hot…but it was good enough…like this pics for FHM UK…that you’ve probably already seen before…they are good enough…
Posted in:Ashley Benson
2015
06
Feb
Dania Ramirez is some 35 year old actress who has been on a few shows, like Entourage…and Heroes…back when she wasn’t 35 years old…apparently she’s on some show called Devious Maids, that one of my friends watches religiously, because he’s very fucking weird, based on Eva Longoria’s other life, had she not become a Hollywood star, but rather a Hollywood mexican who works for those stars…
I think her more interesting work is her self shot bikini photoshoot for twitter, that she clearly felt the need to post a fucking lot of pics of because girls lke people to jerk off to them. It’s a fact….I read it in Cosmo…
Posted in:Dania Ramirez
2015
06
Feb
I think the better PR play on this whole Plus Sized model thing, is not calling the models plus sized models, because if you are really trying to be politically correct, they should just do what they did with Kate Upton, squeeze her into bikinis that are too small for her, and pretend she’s a model…the people will listen…the people will believe…but the second you say – Plus Sized…you’re pretty much saying fat bitch in a bikini because it is good for business….
I am convinced this is not their first Plus Sized model…I am sure if they had a weigh in – Kate Upton would lose…
Here name is Robyn Lawley … I’ve posted her fat chick tits before…but no one celebrates me.
Posted in:Robyn Lawley|Sports Illustrated
2015
06
Feb
I know at least one person who wishes that this is what actually happened to Rihanna one fateful day in Barbados…when she was 13 years old…before ever seducing the UK record exec into selling her off to Jay Z…and turning her into a popstar….only the way I envision it…it would be far less glamourous…and a lot more gory….not that I hate Rihanna, or love Shark attacks….I just like to see the cost vs contribution she’s made in her career, and I can pinpoint anything good – or of value..so she’s really just polluted her way through american pop culture…from her little island..in what may be revenge for the White man importing her ancestors there to work the plantation…or maybe…she actually thinks she’s doing good…
Ultimately, who cares….go look at the KIm K magazine pics…they have more shit stain saucer sized nipples in them….
Here’s the Behind the Scenes Video:
Posted in:Rihanna
2015
06
Feb
People fucking love Eva Longoria. I don’t know what it is about her, but if you ever end up talking to anyone about her, no one calls her out for being a self hating Mexican…or for having a big vagina from marrying some massive black basketball player….or even for being old, and a bit of a scam, who’s only real success has been on a shitty soap opera show for the average american…they don’t care that she’s probably high maintenance and cunty….all they see is her for her philanthropy…or for her marketed as being a babe ass….
Well, all I see is her pants jacked up her ass…
TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Posted in:Eva Longoria
2015
06
Feb
Here’s some Victoria’s Secret catalog shit…because Victoria’s Secret doesn’t pay me shit, they just put models in bikinis, and I jump to give them free promotion, like a dancing fucking monkey who works for the fucking Banana at the end of the show….
I mean hot girls, in lingerie…worth looking at…but ultimately…it’s not sucking your dick, ass and balls…so who fucking gives a fuck about them and their billion dollar a year manipulation…oh right…you do..
Its their most lucrative time of the year….so they are promoting aggressively…
TO SEE PICS OF THEM AT SOME EVENT CLICK HERE
Posted in:Candice Swanepoel
2015
06
Feb
I don’t know who the fuck Imogen Thoams is…I just know that I am looking at her vagina eating her bathing suit and it’s not that magical….but it’s better than not looking at a vagina eating a bathing suit.right…
TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Posted in:Imogen Thomas
2015
06
Feb
Brazilian Escort Partying with Police and Playing with Their Guns
Escape artist Dog
The Man Who Pisses on the Public Bathroom
Granny Avoids Dying
Out of Control Truck
Maniac Gets Shot By Police
Beer Drinking Cockroach…
Karoke Queen in Barbados
The Dude Jerking Off in a Restaurant
